#love a fruity boy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[hai1ne]

Dragon Age Absolution did not disappoint

They gave me what I’ve always wanted. A fruity dwarf.

So I whipped this up real quick . Love me a good height difference 👁👄👁✌️

#dragon age #dragon age absolution #lacklon #roland #dragon age fanart #some gay shit #digital art #dragon age absolution fanart #fruity boys #i love them #Lacklon x roland

[lokiiied]

my totally platonic best friend and i have been watching you at this party and we dig your vibe would you maybe wanna come to our hotel room later and just see what happens lol

#probably won’t change the trajectory of our lives forever or anything crazy like that haha #** #with the intention of forming a lifelong fucked up three way intertwined relationship #tashi duncan the type of girl to hit it off with two pathetic kinda fruity boys at her own party #and insert herself into their codependent relationship #god i love them #challengers #art x patrick x tashi #art donaldson #patrick zweig #tashi duncan

[chronicpainstevetruther]

I want Robin to suggest to Eddie, "We should go on a double date with Nance and Steve." And for Eddie to just go, "Oh, sorry Buckley, but I don't like you that way.

Robin is very confused because she's been dating Nancy for months and she THOUGHT that Steve and Eddie were together too.

Now she has to break the news to Steve.

#idiots in love #they figure it out eventually #eddie just cannot believe anyone likes him #his self-esteem is high but his expectations for others is pretty low #like he knows he's the shit but he's not used to boys noticing that #steddie #ronance #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #spicy six #fruity four #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

[fruitybowl]

How can you see the way Mike looks at Will and not think the guy is down bad

Like bro is MESMERIZED

#byler #byler is endgame #byler is canon #mike wheeler is in love with will byers #mike wheeler is fruity #mike wheeler is queer #mike wheeler is a boy kisser

[outsidersandlostboys]

Sorry everyone I got busy,

Anyways let the chaos reign of these attractive vampire bois! (Part 6) Thank you again for your support!

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David: man I’m stressed

Y/n: oh maybe have a nap or…

David: *eats a cigarette*

Y/n: that…

David: I feel better already

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Marko: *hanging upside down* I wish I could hug y/n rn…

Y/n: I’m down here you bastard

Marko: it’s almost like I could still hear their voice

Y/n: Fine, no hugs for you, you wannabe sticky hand

Marko: RUDE

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David: I found an old liquor cabinet

Dwayne: and?

David: It’s empty

Dwayne: why are you drunk then?

David: oh I never said it was empty when I found it, but I sure left it that way

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Paul: what’s it called when you drink a lot but then realized you’ve drunk a lot, so you just drink more to finish the bottle?

Marko: alcohol saving?

Y/n: not wasting while being wasted?

Dwayne: Alcoholism. That is Alcoholism.

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(Not really a incorrect quote but ye)

Dwayne: Father of the Year

Max: Not Father of the Year

David: Wine Mom

Paul: Weed Uncle

Marko: Fruity Tootie Uncle

Y/n: Overwhelmed Child

Star: Crystal Aunt

Laddie: Unproblematic Child

Michael: The normal one

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Y/n: I would like everyone to know that my stomach hurts but I’m being very brave about it

The boys: *clapping*

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Y/n: guess how I fell for a girl on the boardwalk guys

Paul: Boobs?

Marko: Ass?

Dwayne: Thighs and personality?

David: All of those things?

Y/n: Wrong! She tripped me…

Star: god dammit Y/n

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Y/n: *showing affection to David*

David: what is this horrendous thing

Y/n: Affection.

David: Disgusting. Do it more.

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Star: Y’know, you shouldn’t trust Y/n to teach Max modern slang

Paul: why not?

Star: He just referred to him feeding on someone as a “slay moment”

Marko: that makes me trust Y/n more

Max: period.

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Max: I’m proud of you Y/n, have a star sticker

Y/n: my fatherly issues just kicked in and I now have the reflex to cry

Max: holy shit-

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*Y/n arguing with Dwayne*

Y/n: BITE ME MOTHERFUCKER

Dwayne: ok

Y/n: WAIT NO

Dwayne: C’mere Y/n

Y/n: DAVID HELP HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA BITE ME

David: without me?

Y/n: WELL SCREW YOU TOO

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David: I just smoked a whole two packs in a row

Y/n: you okay dude?

David: I cough spicily

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That’s all I could come up with rn. Sorry this took forever, I’m not very funny so I be trying to find funny stuff to match the boys.

I got caught up in life things.

Thank you for your support on these ♥️

I appreciate it :)

#the lost boys #i love them #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #marko the lost boys #the lost boys x reader #paul the lost boys #i appreciate you #so fruity #vampire

[gracebethartacc]

YAYYY MORE WISH REWRITE THINGYS!! begging on my hands and knees send asks about it like either specific characters or suggestions for what I could do for certain things etc shrugs idk just wanna brainstorm more but not the best at it when I don’t have something to jump off of

#wish #disney wish #star wish #star boy #king magnifico #asha wish #wish 2023 #wish rewrite #I love the idea magnificos cat is one of those tabby’s with the M pattern on their forehead :3€ #Also made magnifico fruity as hell bc he didn’t have the queer coded swagger #wish disney #disney #rewrite

[dark-elf-writes]

Was anyone going to tell me Cloud (whom I learned about yesterday) is in fact a man? And not a mean lesbian?

What part of this doesn’t scream mean lesbian

#the elf talks #ff7 remake #cloud strife #baby boy is such a bitchy gay and I love him #this was the exact pose that inspired my screaming about him sitting fruity the other day too #it’s a very important moment for why I love him so much

[infinite-orangepeel]

What’s scandalous is that the very first stancy scene we get in S1 is Steve pinning Nancy to a wall while they make out and enjoying it, and then the very first steddie scene is Eddie full body pinning him to a wall and Steve’s reaction is just like letting out soft noises, biting his lips and blinking his way through it.

PLS THIS IS SENDING ME INTO ORBIT ANON SOS

a lot of people think steve is only ‘baby girl’ esque in s3 but c’mon…..he’s literally whimpering, batting his pretty long eyelashes, and lip biting while eddie holds a beer bottle to his throat. the threat of death is quite literally staring him in the face but all he can do is try to be cute/swallow his guilty little moans. YOURE NOT FOOLING ME STEVEN

also i rewrote the stancy bathroom scene except eddie accidentally walks in on them. it’s chapter 3 of this fic if anyone’s interested 👀

#marissa’s asks #that boy is a subby little princess okay #like yes steddie switch truther but also steve harrington loves to bottom and be super cute while doing it #steddie #steddie headcanon #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie brainrot #steddie ficlet #steddie fics #steddie fic recs #fruity four #stranger things #joe keery #baby girl steve harrington #the babygirlification of steve harrington

[skitskatdacat63]

MARK IN THE BACK OF THIS CLIP IM DYING

#I NEED THE CONTEXT #IM DYING 😭😭 #but like???? is there an actual clip of this or does it only exist in the back of this clip ??? #but him dropping him to the floor like that LMAO #hes so flamboyant #when he was talking abt boys not doing fruity stuff yesterday he meant boys not men like himself obv 😤😤 #i love that when he yells/laughs its sometimes so high pitched dhjdkdk #BUT WHY DID LITERALLY DO A CURTSY SHFKKF #mark webber #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 azerbaijan gp #we do a little bit of f1

[ender-cloud]

I’ve found out that I really like characters who have an inventor side and who are really bad at flirting with the people they like.

And, they usually end up sacrificing themselves, they all have made me cry before and they know it. Also they have to all be gay in some way, I don’t care if they are canonically straight, no they are usually so fruity.

#I just really relate to them and their amazing #I love them #leo valdez #Leo Valdez HoO #hoo #heros of olympus #sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #varian #tts #tts varian #their my baby boys #also my proof for them being fruity is Leo Valdez and Jason Grace #those two are in love

[mimixmunson]

Nancy and Robin invite Steve and Eddie over for dinner, Nancy’s spent hours preparing a huge roast dinner and Robin’s decorated the table with origami swan napkins. (Because of course she knows how to do that.) They picked a beautiful bottle of red wine and placed the Wheeler’s finest glasses out on the table.

Steve eats so graciously because his parents forced him to know table manners so he never embarrassed them when they want to fancy dinners at their other rich friend’s houses. He knows all of the courteous things to do, how to present his plate when he’s finished eating and he remembers to bring dessert as a thank you gift for having them over.

But Eddie? Eddie’s flicking food across the table. He’s picking his food up with his hands and gnawing on it like a caveman because he’s so comfortable with his friends. He has no idea that Nancy and Robin wanted to play house as it were. He tries his hardest to use the fancy cutlery when Steve shoots him a look but he can’t seem to get the right grip and tries to cut a roast potato and he accidentally flicks gravy up onto the Wheeler’s white painted walls.

He drinks a little too much wine and then opens up his backpack and slams a 6 pack of beer onto the table, opening up a can and shot-gunning it, expecting the trio to applaud when he finishes it and lets out a loud burp. But they just look at him like he’s an animal and they’re on safari.

“This was fun, we should do this at your place next time” Nancy giggles, and Robin nods in agreement. Steve whispers “sorry” under his breath and just laughs, smiling over at his boyfriend. He may not be house trained, but if nothing he’s amusing.

#mine #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #ronance #nancy wheeler #Robin Buckley #established steddie #established ronance #eddie munson au #steddie au #steve harrington au #stranger things au #Robin Buckley au #Nancy wheeler au #the fruity four #blurb #my silly boy I love u #I wanna have dinner with them and just join Eddie in eating like a cave man #crack post #crack fic

[drawlfoy]

i need the weird girlies of tumblr with questionable taste to see the boys in the boat (2023) because ive been searching far and wide to find edits of the niche side character that leans just far enough into starving victorian boy to make me go feral and all i can find is edits about that very tall buff blonde man who was apparently in a harry potter film. get on it ladies!!

#boys in the boat #ugh am i the only person who feels this way #dee overshares #i LOVE sassy men who look like they *could* be a little fruity

[heartsiintune]

birthday in 3 days (giggles like a damn maniac)

#tsukasa pjsekai #birthday #bday boy #yippee #i love my birthday!!? #january 28 #january #eee #i hope I get smth proseka / tsukasa related..... i love stars and pegasus' bc of him i stg #omg or akito... akito my bbg hes so me #(words of an insane man) #tsukasa tenma #gay people #men kissing #pjsekai fruits #fruity #project sekai #ruikasa nation how are we #i love project sekai' #ruikasa #rui kamishiro

[fruitybowl]

People fight over whether Mike is gay or bi mean while my personal favorite headcanon is something I don't think many people have considered:

Unlabeled Mike

It's my personal headcanon that Mike wouldn't care about labeling himself. All he knows is that he likes Will and doesn't care about anything else. He doesn't know what he is and he's okay with that. As long as he gets to love Will nothing else matters.

All other headcanons are great and valid I was just sharing my own perspective. I love both the bi and gay Mike headcanons, but I can't choose between the two which is one of the reasons I'm sticking with unlabeled Mike for now. In the end I don't think it really matters what Mike is since I don't feel the show is going to explicitly say what he is. As long as he's a boy kisser nothing else matters 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

#byler #mike wheeler is a boy kisser #mike wheeler is in love with will byers #mike wheeler is fruity #mike wheeler is queer #mike queeler

[outsidersandlostboys]

We’re on the fifth one now (I think)

Thank you all on your support of these! 🤟

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Y/n: You look like a mess

David: very funny pick on the guy WHO CAN’T SEE HIS REFLECTION Y/N GEEZ

Y/n: Therapy. Therapy is your Christmas gift this year.

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Y/n: Fire is just chilled out electricity

Dwayne: Y/n I don’t think that makes sense

Paul (high): nah it makes total sense bro

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David: you’re music taste is overrated Y/n

Y/n: and so is smoking but I’m not judging you for the fact that you could stop smoking and could still have lungs left in your decaying body.

David: …

Star: Damn Y/n..

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Marko: I wanna eat drywall, it looks crunchy

Paul: dude, it would taste so good, and it’s like eating those dipping candies

Y/n: *bites wall* I’ve been lied to

Dwayne: Y/n what the fuck

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Max: I don’t play favourites

Y/n: then why is there a drawing from Dwayne put higher up than Marko’s and David’s? In fact why is Paul higher up than David?

Max: …They were placed like that randomly..

Y/n: Dwayne isn’t even a golden child! Yesterday he flipped all your shirts inside out and then tried to hide a spider in the closet!

Max: but he doesn’t smoke

Y/n: oh really?

Dwayne: *high as a kite* Whoa, were your walls always this white Max?

Max: fucks sake

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David: I take pride in being the badass one

Paul: and I take pride in being the goofy one

Marko: Being cool looking is mine

Dwayne: I take pride in being taller than any of you

Paul: that’s weird dude

Y/n: yeah take that you tree

David: you’re at least to his shoulder Y/n, I wouldn’t be surprised if you turned into tree stump

Y/n: I hope your blood circulation sucks

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Y/n: I ate a penny

David: Y/n, What. The. Fuck.

Paul: what did it taste like?

Y/n: blood

David: WAHT?

Dwayne: like metal you mean?

Y/n: yeah but I don’t think we have copper in our blood

David: how the fuck do you know what specific metals are in our blood but decide to eat a penny?

Y/n: why not?

Marko: yeah David why not?

David: …

David: I’m going to strangle all of you

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Paul: I got stabbed

Dwayne: what?!

David: how the heck did you get stabbed?!

Paul: well a guy came up to me with a knife and I said “what are you gonna do? Stab me?” And he did

Marko: well I mean he did stab you

Y/n: yeah I dunno what you were expecting him to do…

Paul: obviously kiss me y/n jeez

Y/n: oh shit, you right

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Thank you all for your support on these, I really love making them ❤️

#the lost boys #i love them #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #marko the lost boys #the lost boys x reader #i appreciate you #paul the lost boys #slayyyyy #vampire #so fruity