#look i'm too ace for this shit

[wantonlywindswept]

me: hmm who to romance who to romance

me: gets to the party scene

me: wait why is everyone all ready for sex now I BARELY KNOW YOU

#bg3 #ace problems #i know bg3 is all about catering to the people #infamous bear scene made that obvs #but like #i need a romance first! backstory! history! #it should take more work than this to enter a relationship with companions! #why yes i did romance fenris in da2 why do you ask #also kaidan in mass effect including no romance in me2 #look i'm too ace for this shit #anyway can't get over gale talking about his ex all the time #(tho he did compare me to his cat so point in his favor) #so i'm def gonna go karlach and maybe?? halsin? #cos apparently there's poly #larian how am i supposed to decide if i wanna sleep with halsin when i've said .5 words to the man #honestly #maybe i've missed out on a bunch of companion interactions?? #idk man #EDIT TAGS: OH APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HALSIN YET #okay that makes more sense now #edit again: ALSO WHY IS 'SHARING SOME WINE' AN INVITATION TO SEX #LARIAN PLEASE I'M WAY TOO ACE FOR THIS #this party is a minefield #EDIT 3 THERE IS NOT NECESSARILY SEX AT THIS POINT IN TIME

[mossyflowers]

"Hand in hand, they tango straight to hell"

#ace combat zero #cipher ace combat #pixy ace combat #cringe is dead i'm just posting shit at this point. hi ace combat ppl #goddd i need to start following other ace combat fans i wanna see what's goin on in the fandom yall r crazy <- positive #anyways i did trace the pose from 2 people actually doing tango just for funsies and it kinda. evolved into this. very proud of it tho!! #the lil phrase i typed for the post is from my 50k fic for these two btw <3 #but yea there's. a lot of symbolism I tried to pack into this. might elaborate if anyone asks #I NEEEED TO TALK ABT MY CIPHER TOO AT SOME POINT I KEEP FORGETTING. AUGH #look at the funny plane game characters boy

[lesbeid0u]

#Methinks I may be cupioromantic #I was talking to my friend after we got back from aniboston and somehow the topic of conversation changed to our orientations #And I was explaing to them how I don't think I've ever actually like. Loved someone romantically/been capable of loving someone romanticall #But I still wanna be in a relationship and they were like #'King I think u may be on the ace spectrum' #And then I fell victim to the 4am Thoughts and started doing some reflecting/research and damn #Wouldn't You Fucking Know It #Hoenstly tho it feels so fucking freeing knowing that there's a name for how I feel #Bc I thought I was like. Broken or some shit for the longest time bc no matter how much I tried #I could never manage to force myself into having feelings for someone irl #And idk maybe I'm not actually ace/on the ace spectrum and I'm just falling victim to the 'you haven't found the right person' mentality #But like I genuinely do not/could not see myself falling in love with someone yet I do still want to feel loved romantically #Anyway #These are 4am thoughts at 5pm so I'm not gonna dwell on them too much #If you've made it this far in the tags and have any words of advice about this shit lmk #Thanks for reading. And now it's time for the breaking news #My mom has beef with one of the stray cats in out backyard bc she thinks he's a bad influence on his children #Also one of his kids looks Just Like Grim Twistedwonderland and I'm getting making that his Halloween costume this year hehe

[narashikari]

Fanfic/TTFC Special idea: Girls Remix Part Two where the Girls Remix squad reunite, somehow get Sae back as a Rider, get Neon and show up at Berobitch's doorstep to kick her ass for ruining Neon's birthday, then have a birthday party+photoshoot with an actual real photobook this time, for real Toei I would pay top dollar for some pretty Rider ladies slaying

(Bonus if they also kick Azuma and Kabuto-wannabe's butts too)

#kamen rider geats #girls remix #kurama neon #look i'm glad ace is losing his shit over this #(and keiwa would probably too) #but we need lady rider solidarity too

[plushiehamuko]

being aroace is crazy bc sometimes it's like. whoo yay i have such a wider perception of relationships that's so cool yay!!! and sometimes it's like. i hate this it sucks

#squishy talks too much #i love my identity as aroace. but like #i am tired of being misunderstood #i wish i didn't have to go on social media and see people saying aroace identities and relationships aren't real #i wish i didn't have to go on aroace posts and see allo people say shit that is just straight up insensitive in the comments lol #i wish i didn't have to simplify my identity when people i don't know well enough ask bc they're not gonna understand if i tell them i'm #aro and a lesbian. sometimes people don't even understand asexual and lesbian #some people don't even know aro and ace are both separate things. some people don't know there is aroace at all #and like i don't mind when they're nice and they're respectful upon me explaining but it's like. can we please acknowledge aroace people #just as a whole. to the point where i don't have to consistently explain even the *very basic basics* to people both queer and not queer #and i wish i never personally had to argue with people about whether my aroaceness is valid or not #like. people have told me my identity and other aroace identities are fake DIRECTLY and DEBATED me on my OWN FEELINGS #like it's fuckin high school english or sum. it's insane #and i wish i could look at the list of Options when it comes to relationships and like #not want to choose 'none of the above but also not nothing in general' #and. i'm just tired #WAIT I FORGOT ONE MORE #i wish people would have aroace hcs for characters that aren't just #The Token Obvious Character To Call Aroace #i wish allo people would see us as more than a few repetitive and tired stereotypes #and i wish close relationships in fiction would be seen in aroace contexts #okay that's seriously it sorry for hater-ing on main

[tiredassmage]

Whadda heck are words? What’s dialogue? I’m struggling. Leo’s poor decisions on Nar Shadaa continue to be unraveled by our non-local agent adksfnlsaf

This is doing numbers on me emotionally and also cause good stars above how do people flirt I’ve suddenly never seen a romance in my life Tyr go easy on me dude (Cipher Nine kisses you and diagnoses you with Emotions, Would You Like to Talk About Them? more at 11?)

When he returns to the room, Leo’s curled up with one of the pillows, a hand twining idly in a long lock of dark hair with unfocused dark eyes settled somewhere along the wall.

Tyr props a shoulder in the doorway and flashes a grin. “Miss me?”

Leo blinks, brought back into the present before he smiles and tosses his hair back over his shoulder. “You stayed.”

Tyr bluffs a light huff of laughter. “‘Course I did, gorgeous,” he teases as he saunters over. “Y’don’t find goods like this just anywhere, right?” He momentarily caresses Leo’s ass before he falls back into bed with him, Leo rolling onto his back to let Tyr straddle him again.

Tyr brushes his hair back from his eyes. “Hey,” he says softly, “Wha’s a matter? Somethin’ on your mind?”

Leo shakes his head, but his gaze remains elusive. Tyr works fingers gently through his hair for a few more moments, carefully teasing out knots he comes across. Leo’s fingers tangle in his shirt at his sides, twisting slowly a few times until the fabric is pulled more taught across his back.

Tyr stops and looks back down at him. “If you’re uncomfortable, just say the word,” he says. “You owe me nothing, Captain.”

Leo’s head shakes again. “It’s… It’s not…”

Tyr’s hands settle on either side of his head, just enough to brace himself. “Drinks catchin’ up with you, handsome?”

Leo’s nose screws up in a mild frown that pulls a faint breath of a chuckle out of Tyr. He settles beside the smuggler, resting against one arm. “D’you wanna talk?”

Leo’s frown wavers for a moment as he shuffles to face him. “Awfully uh… awfully accommodation’ for a man I picked up at a cantina.”

Tyr offers him a softer smile before he reaches out and traces a finger softly down Leo’s nose. “Troubles are a credit a piece, Captain,” he says. “Sometimes cheaper. They ain’t so easy to solve, though.”

#baby my ace ass will dance around hot scenes like you wouldn't BELIEVE #tyr quit adopting him challenge you've known him for four hours #you can't fix your own sleep schedule WHAT are you doing with this random smuggler on nar shadaa???? #and yet i keep writing on this doc gOD send help idk #dot words #with a dash of spice for once #more a wip whenever than six sentence sunday bc if i robbed more context i'd just combust #i'm TIRED take this before i squint at it and backtrack too hard we're committing to our hill people #tyr looks like he's got his shit so together in this its hilarious #what leo doesn't know about the stranger he took home from the cantina can't hurt him #doesn't need to know he picked up an off-duty imperial cipher it's fine i'm sure it's fine

[threadmonster]

This is still the best, most stupid thing I ever did with my photo editing software powers.

#haikyuu!! #iwaizumi hajime #bokuto kotaro #asahi azumane #wakatoshi ushijima #the ABSOLUTE SHAME that i feel that i had to look up asahi and ushijima's names >.> #i remembered that oh shit i also made bungo stray doges buuuuuuut #this is totally stupider since it was an exercise #from some photoshop cs5 elements? book that we used in class #'spell out aces with aces (playing cards)' #aces??? you mean like my volleyball boys??? they're aces too ya know??? #i want to draw some stuff but i think i'm going to be busy #so i'm just gonna repost or newly post? some pretty old stuff in the meantime

[imwritesometimes]

you cannot make this shit up - my heater is out again

#and of course on a fuckin Wednesday night so! they will probably be book until next week #they JUST CAME the first wrek of October and did a check on it I SPECIFICALLY TOOL ADVANTAGE OF THE AC/HEATER DIAGNOSTIC SPECIAL #cause I was like MAN LAST YEAR NO HEATER FOR 2 AND A HALF WEEKS IN WINTER BROKE ME #mentally. physically. emotionally. financially. broke me. #and here we are again #I fuckin HATE THIS SHIT #like I literally had them out here on the 6th of fuckin october to look it over said everything's great 👍 #like bro #BRO #if I have to go all weekend without heat I'm gonna fckn lose it bro #I have SO MUCH SHIT to do Friday too like fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck!!!!!!!! #pls pls pls I need good vibes I gotta be able to get them out here asap jfc #erin explains it all #typos stay my fingers are NUMB

[altruistic-meme]

me: i need to stop spending money for a while

also me: hghhhh queer shirts

#listen lisTeN OK LISTEN #I'm allowed to wear whatever tshorts i want at work ok so long as they aren't outright offensive #and its PRIDE MONTH and the only explicitly queer shirt i have is a pale yellow :(( #and while i COULD wear out i don't want to bc 1. im gonna sweat thrive that shit and 2. i don't wanna stain it #and my job involves so many things that could stain it #so im looking around etsy and finding cute queer and trans shirts #should i be? no #am i anyway? yes #am i going to buy more than one? also yes bc i wants some tank tops too #shh ac

[nightwatch-ithaqua]

You simps.

That's right you're a bunch of simps.

>:(

#fictive #idv fictive #night watch #ithy talks #idv night watch #but I do love the art #like you're all incredible artists #not complaining #calling you all out #actually it's quite hilarious #I will never understand being attracted to someone just by looking at them #I'm probably way too ace for this shit

[thewhizzyhead]

games like the stanley parable are the reason why i play fun no-need-to-think-that-hard video games. not because games like the stanley parable are bad no no no in fact, games like the stanley parable and other philosophical games or stuff with deep and well-written narratives are my favorite kinds! it's just that i hate using my main brain when playing video games because if i use my main brain, then my attention-problems-having ass will spend more than 24 hours thinking about lITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ELEMENT IN THE NARRATIVE UNTIL I WRACKED MY BRAIN DRY and the only way i can get said most-probably-undiagnosed-adhd brain to relax and not spiral out of control is by putting it in Monkey Mode and playing fucking fall guys for 2 hours-

#look i have attention issues and i am very analytical with narrative shit. i'm fucked #and i analyze shit on a daily basis at this point so like for my own energy reserves #i need to put on Monkey Brain Mode when playing games #aka fucking fall guys #dont get me wrong i play narrative stuff too like i am having the time of my life with ace attorney now #but when it comes to those i really need to like be careful with the chunks #otherwise my brain go boomboom and it will hurt #why am i like this #ANYWASY YEA STANLEY PARABLE IS SO DAMN COOL AND I WANNA ANALYZE THE HELL OUT OF IT #the stanley parable

[dbphantom]

When ur writing something and learn something new about yourself in the process and ur like:

OH!!! That makes sense.

#Why did nobody ever tell me this shit #I fucking hate being touched by other people #Genuinely. They're always too warm and leave like this awful awful feeling lingering on my skin. #Even people I love #Which fucking sucks bc I thought I was just a bitter awful person even when I appreciated the sentiment #No turns out nobody wanted to fucking tell me touch aversion is an actual thing #It's fine if I initiate but God help you if you touch me without warning or ask for hugs without letting me prep #I always felt so cruel denying hugs like what kind of person does that to ppl they love #Fuck man #I was literally writing today and had one character go 'I appreciate the sentiment but [plucks hands off his face] never touch me again or- #I will throw up on you. Thank you' #And then o was like 'Hm this doesn't seem. Regular.' so I just spent like 10 minutes googling increasingly vague searches to find out why- #I might feel this way #And hey it turns out!! It is an actual thing! It has a name!! I can find others like me!!!! #I am assuming I am touch averse bc I'm autistic and it does overload my brain with Bad Sensations but I have also read abt ace ppl who are #Touch averse!! And I'm both autistic and ace so like. My brethren #I don't feel the need to look too deep into like the Why but I thought that was an interesting thing #I'm both of those things! and the third thing connecting the two! #Anyway. I feel so vindicated rn. #Slightly bitter I never knew there was an actual term b4 now. But vindicated nonetheless. #Touch averse. Hell yeah. #Cruddy rambles

[lawfulspawnofthedevil]

anyone else feel like they never really fit into "x community" because they refuse to lean into stereotypes

#personal #ezra's salt tag #feeling a tad alienated from the 'alien' communities in the club tonight #yeah i'm autistic but i barely ever stim at all.. and can look people in the eyes #i miiight be bi but i dont cuff my jeans #thought i was ace for awhile. too bad I love dirty jokes so safe to say that didnt last long #gen z? oh the list goes on the shit I dont do nor have interest in #maybe its a refusal to conform maybe its a deep-seated worry I dont belong anywhere

[kuiinncedes]

in new apartment by myself 😎✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

#i do have a roommate she's just not here for the weekend #but she and her bf helped me move today 😭😭😭😭 imma buy her sm lolll #but now im just chilling <333 and it's not a stupid hot ass apartment bc the ac is good #and we're not on the top floor lol #yall i fuckin hate packing and moving 💀 but they helped sm and made it not too bad lol #and pretty quick #i wanted to do work today bc i have not been doing much work this week but that went out the window too LOL 😭 #it's fine i'm just .. taking this week lighter ig lmao altho my 'summer goal' is lowkey getting harder to reach 💀 #i'm not even halfway thru and it's def more than halfway thru summer :') #i can change my goal and ask them to change the thing that reflects it but :D #not rn lol #unrelated but theres always so much fucking yeIIowjackets on my dash (just saw a gifset so im like thinking abt it XD) #i would totally watch it if i knew where and if it wasn't .. horror ish which it seems like which i dont rly watch 💀 #might be too scary for me c: #but i look at all the gifs anyway bc idek lmao #getting slightly invested in their relationships and stuff and idk shit about them <3 #anyway :3 #jeanne talks #also i haven't rly experienced it but even just the idea of only having one roommate vs 3 #i love it already ;-;

[japanifornication]

Shoe and Wagahai from ace attorney have made it far in the cat polls, but are currently losing by 1%! Please help them 🥺🥺🥺

https://www.tumblr.com/best-fictional-cat/713693702840795136/round-5-group-2-finals

i gotta be real with you bud, i do not know who shoe or wagahai are. there are cats in ace attorney?

#the only ace attorney cat i vaguely know of via the fandom is mikeko sorry #i am begging you to stop spamming anyone who has a vaguely aa related blog with poll shit without even looking at their blog content once #for the record i block all poll accounts that show up in my feed bc i simply do not care abt polls that pit character from my fandom #against character from a fandom i know nothing abt #i don't think that's a fair vote bc at that point it just is which fandom is more popular #and i think it's annoying sorry #ok not knowing shoe is my bad but tbf who is expected to remember the antagonist's cat that makes one appearance #and i've never played dgs and if you looked at my blog for 1 second you would know this but i know editing your copied spam ask is too much #i know i'm just being an asshole now but i'm so annoyed that this is one of the only asks i've ever gotten lmao

[alistairlowes]

i'm sorry but this shit annoys me to no end. like this is about heartstopper and you all need to stop acting like that show invented everything.

fucking anyways

1. Koisenu Futari

Show that’s specifically made to be about aromanticism and asexuality as well as how aroace people are perceived by society. They are main characters. That’s the main plot.

2. Heartbreak High

Want a teen show with ace rep? No problem. One of the main characters is ace! Would you look at that! The representation already exists! It's got a ton of other rep too and it's on Netflix but somehow we never got that ace rep yet right? You don't even need subtitles for this one.

3. SkamFr (s12)

Is it a bit too much at times? Ye sure but you know what it also is? Another teen show where the main character is asexual that deals with asexuality as the main theme. And no you don't need to watch all those seasons before to get it.

4. Bojack Horseman

I didn't even watch this one but I'm aware.

5. Cherry Magic

Oh would you look at that a show with main mlm couple where one of the side characters is aroace? I mean surely it hasn't been done before.

6. Run On

You want some casual side character ace rep? Well here you go even kdramas have done it but I guess there just aren't any shows...

Honorary mention to Sex Ed for that one scene.

#asexuality #aroace show recs #aroace shows #i know there is more but these are ones me or my friend watched and we think they are good #alice o*eman would get a stroke over cherry magic because it's ~fEtIsHiSt BL so it couldn't possibly do what she does :// #and yeah i say that as someone who's fav book is radio silence #anyway if you actually cared about ace rep you would look beyond what is served to you by one streaming service goodbye #koisenu futari #heartbreak high #skam france #cherry magic #run on #bojack horseman