#lock in bruh

[pokemonloverr345]

Um, hey yall. I really don’t know what to post but I thought this was funny 😛❌❌🥶🥶😈😈😈

#silly little guy #goofy goober #i’m funny #lol #lock in bruh #Spotify

[lucyshypemaster]

close enough. welcome back, edward cullen.

#WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS SPORTS MANGA BRUH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #blue lock #bllk #blue lock spoilers #itoshi rin #rin itoshi

[heykrashly]

The Warden and Warden’s Hand of the Library

Palamedes Sextus // @cassylvan

Camilla Hect // @wyyrdplayy

Photo // @heykrashly

#Bruh if tumblr made this blurry it’s an insta delete… #locked tomb #my photography #gideon the ninth #tlt #palamedes sextus #camilla hect #Edit - not too blurry but def nuked quality :( #locked tomb cosplay

[imagine-darksiders]

Dads will literally lock their daughters in the garage and when you climb out a window and confront them, they're sitting in their chair watching TV like 'what happened to you?' lmao

To be clear, he did not do this maliciously. We were in the garage working out and he finished on the bike before me, and just left, and... locked the door from the garage into the house behind him. I'm wailing on the door like an animal and get no response so I haul my juicy ass through a window and find him in the house watching Antiques Roadshow like nothing has happened.

Dads.

#He's like 'no I didn't? I didn't lock the door?' #BRUH DOn't LOCK YOUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC DAUGHTER #IN A CONFINED SPACE #AND THEN #GASLIGHT HER?

[saeist]

“rin” you hushed with your eyes closed, hoping that rin heard you call out his name in the dark. “rin!” you say louder this time, in hopes your tone does wake him up. instead, you were met again with his quiet snores.

taking a deep breath, you slowly get your hand out and search for his own under the covers. when you successfully found his hand, you tugged it towards your waist. rin immediately stirs and wakes up from the sudden contact.

“y/n?” he groggily says, taking a peak at his alarm clock beside him which showed the current time, 3:46 AM

“hold me” you hushed once again, making yourself comfortable now that his arm draped around you. you hear him grunt as a response and not a moment later you hear his snores fill the room again, indicating that rin has fallen back asleep.

even if your eyes were closed, your mind was still wide awake. replaying all the scary scenes from the scary movie you’ve watched with rin earlier that night. not to mention that you really needed to go to the bathroom but with your mind replaying that one specific scene that still has you up at this hour, you’d rather wait for the sun to shine through to use the toilet.

you don’t know if it was just your mind playing games with you but you could feel someone or something staring right back at you from the corner of your room. you turned around to face rin’s chest in hopes that the tingly creepy feeling of being watched goes away but instead it feels like it made it worse.

with no other choice left, and too much of a pussy to open your eyes, you shake rin awake.

“rin” you mumbled, head tucked to his chest as he blinks up at the dark ceiling. “hmm?”

“i wanna pee..”

a moment of silence passes by. for a second you thought rin fell back asleep to you hear him shift around and grunt.

“then pee” he yawns, returning to his previous position, ready to go back to sleep til you shake him again.

“but i’m scared..” you sheepishly admit, not that he could see it but you could feel your cheeks burning up in embarrassment

“scared of what?”

“i’m just scared okay!” you whisper-yelled, hiding your face in his chest. you then feel him run his hand through your hair, his poor attempt to at least calm you down in some way. it was rin’s own way of saying “don’t be scared when i’m here”

rin isn’t as dense as you think he is. he was able to put two and two together on why or what could have caused you to literally have nightmares. it was obviously the movie you two have watched which was the new horror movie.

“then let me come with you to the bathroom-“

“no, i don’t want to go anymore”

even if you couldn’t see his face, rin was raising an eyebrow. were you literally about to hold your pee in just because you were too scared to go to the bathroom?

“i can accompany you because i want to pee too” rin tries to explain, for the record, he isn’t lying about wanting to pee, he actually does need to go as well.

as stubborn as always, you firmly say no. rin sighs and mumbles “okay suit yourself” and slowly gets out of bed to head over to the bathroom.

it didn’t take rin a while to get back to bed. the moment he reached for the covers, you instantly latched yourself onto him, scared that the same demon entity from the movie would come out and get either one of you.

it seems like you still weren’t falling asleep anytime soon with the way you were tossing and turning in hopes to block out the scary images burned into your mind. with no other option left, you shake rin awake again.

“y/n, please just fall asleep” you hear him complain as you woke him up again for the third time tonight. you almost felt a little apologetic to your boyfriend but it was his fault for even suggesting that you two would watch a scary movie in the first place. “could you open the lights for me, rin?” you plead as if this was your last resort onto having a good (not really) night’s rest

with a sigh, rin silently gets out of bed to groggily find your light switch to flick them on. you messily reached over for your phone that was at the foot of the bed to check the time. by now it was around 4:30 AM

“okay now get back in here” you pat the empty spot next to you as rin winces at the bright light. “you’re not gonna turn them off?” rin questions as he makes a beeline towards your bed. “no, that’s why i asked you to open them”

when rin finally snuggles in next to you, you made one last request and that is to drape his arm over you once again and repeatedly pat your sides til you fall asleep.

even if he was deadbeat tired, he still promptly complied with your request if it’s what would take you to finally sleep. slowly he notices your shallow breathing and that you’ve stopped moving all together and when rin was 100% sure that you were out like a light, he himself follows through.

you ended up waking up later that day with rin cleaning around your room. it was safe to say it was a good morning indeed

#may or may not be inspired by recent events #blue lock imagines #bllk imagines #bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #rin imagines #rin scenarios #rin x reader #rin itoshi x reader #rin itoshi imagines #rin itoshi scenarios #rin itoshi #bruh i forgot what tags i use

[rynnor]

harrow: reincarnation of earth in barbie's body save me... save me reincarnation of earth in barbie's body

#gideon in the recess of harrow's mind: bruh #the locked tomb #harrowhark #harrow the ninth #harrow #gideon the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto #alecto the first #the body #alecto the ninth

[uncanny-tranny]

You can use an aluminum crochet hook on a cold day, but watch out!

#art #fiber art #crochet #holy shit this hook is so cold 😨 #this winter isn't going to be kind on my hand joints. i already felt them locking up at work and i felt so tilted about it #it feels like you've got a -20% dexterity debuff immediately. like in a video game. but it's your body so *you* can feel it #the great thing about video games is that you don't feel what your character is feeling. unless you're Cursed #anyway. guess who has aluminum crochet hooks. and doesn't have good (or much at all...) heating in my room. #also it's really hard for me to pronounce aluminum the american way now that my ear is attuned to the english way #al-oo-min-ee-um... a-lume-in-um... bruh both of these pronunciations suck. maybe the issue is that it's called aluminum

[pinacoladamatata]

Every time I'm like "let's go kill Cazador. It's impossible to hate this bitch more" the game is like "here is yet another reason to hate Cazador more"

#bruh 🥺 #spoilers but if you talk to Astarion abt the special tadpole #and look into his mind. he reveals cazador once locked him in a buried coffin for a Year #and Astarion's biggest fear is being locked underground like that #also i havent found cazadors fuckin hous eyet but that bitches days are numbered

[camscendants]

The way I let one of my coworkers borrow my copy of Gideon the ninth and I still haven’t gotten it back.

It’s been over a year.

#she doesn’t even Work Here anymore #bruh #I gotta text her #bleh #it’s not gonna have the smell anymore :( #that book smelled so damn good #gtn #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt

[yonglixx]

that should literally be me it’s not fair 😩

#lee felix #bruh #this man locks eyes with some fan every once in a while and it’s driving me crazy #i’m

[milksnakessss]

Yeah i’m officially dropping Blue Lock, someone can hit me up when the author stops shitting on Ness

#kaiser can be nice to everyone else except for his partner apparently #fuck this manga bruh #alexis ness #blue lock

[kaistarus]

Bachira and Isagi are really the definition of 'i have known him for one week but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself'

#bachisagi #like bruh its been a few days what do u mean youre useless without him? #thats so dramatic #lol what the heck is this mutual obsession nonsense #blue lock

[wilhelm-laugh]

I know the first selection in blue lock is very team Z-centric but can we take a moment to appreciate Niko’s time in team Y? Like… they had the SHIT kicked out of them by Reo, Zantsetzu and Nagi in their very first match by whopping 0:8!!! Then Niko clearly took precautions and developed a strategy only to get bodied AGAIN this time by Isagi AND the mf stands over him to rub it in. This would discourage anyone from playing but does this 15 year old dweeb with noodle limbs care? NO - he scores a fucking hat trick against BAROU in his very next game! (I wish we got to see that match like holy shit) AND he ties the score with the Wanima bros! Which was only 1:1 so you know team Y was defending like crazy against their attacks. Just… Niko, you go you funky little ball stealer

#blue lock #blue lock manga #niko ikki #i checked out the Nagi Episode manga and homie was bawling for two games straight #team Y more like team WHYYYY #nagi seishiro #reo mikage #isagi yoichi #oh and in his bio nikkis worst subject is PE. like bruh y u a football player #he’s straight up running on his Niko-Vision skills and spite

[chodzacaparodia]

Or:

#isagi's hypocrisy amuses me every time #like bruh can you hear what you are saying? xD #slursagi #isagi yoichi #yukimiya kenyu #blue lock #blue lock spoilers #bllk memes #bllk spoilers #bllk #blue lock memes

[simptasia]

im not looking forward to making the locke poll because, and i say this with respect to terry o'quinn, i dunno what to consider a Good Picture of him

#bruh when i was making the sawyer poll #i was looking at pics of him like an alien studying humans #like ''is this good. i think this is good. this is what they like right?'' im not kidding #i was like pongo at the start of 101 dalmations #but at least i had some kind of idea of what to do with him #locke... i dunno what to do there #i may need some help from locke fuckers

[inkdragon1900]

John Gaius is very “everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.” Coded. In this essay I will—

#tlt #tlt spoilers #jod tlt #john gaius #the locked tomb #the locked tomb spoilers #bruh let’s go of nothing #same tbh #very Scorpio coded of him