#lmfao shits wack

[bestial4ngel]

My younger half sister moving to her dads in the US at 14 after living with just me and our mom her whole life got me like wow, I wonder what it must he like to have a whole entire second parent who gives enough of a fuck about you to see you, buy you shit, AND let you move in just because you feel like it. (And who’s even safe enough to be around)

#lmfao shits wack #fathers amirite guys #happy for her especially bc he’s wealthy enough that he takes her to california and new york and mexico and disneyland but the asshole part #of me is deeply bitter because I don’t and will never get an easy way out like that let alone all the nice things she gets over there #ngl if she makes an absent father joke while at her fathers house one more time I’m actually going to lose it tho #like ‘lol my dad left the room for a minute hope he isn’t getting the milk’ stfu rn dude. ik its a joke but bro you’re in his house in #america with his dog because he lets you go there every three months. fuck off with thatttt #our house is lowkey toxic af so like I said I’m 95% happy for her it’s just that nasty 5% that’s a jealous dick about it pft #/vent #me talking #idk it’s weird cuz I never used to feel very jealous or anything about it rly. lmfao like my attitude was fuck dads I prefer not having one #definitely going to complain about this to my other half sister (who has the same dad as me) cuz she’d get it

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh god the next time I get fucked he’s literally going to tear my pussy in half with how much I can feel myself stretching around my small glass dildo when I’m just trying to get the fucking thing inside me right now so I can feel stretched and filled while I grind on my wand 😅🥵

#cons of having a man with a big dick when you have a tiny stupidly tight fucking pussy lmfao #like …. his size compared to how tight my pussy is literally left friction burns on his dick after he fucked me and I was soaking wet #like there was nothin fuckin dry down there and I STILL rubbed his dick like raw in spots because of my ridiculous fuckin pussy grip #shits wack man like why did I have to be so tight that using some toys can rip/tear me if they’re too big like wtf this is uncalled for #I just wanna fuck big toys/dicks without risking the life of my fucking vagina my guy #and not have to keep it out of service for like 6-8 weeks while my fucking tears and shit heal like god so fucking ANNOYING ugh sjdhfjjfjf

[comet-wire]

Ngl I've been having a gender crisis again on top of all the stuff that's happened with my dad, I think I still identify as male/masculine idk 🗿

Same with my ace/aro spectrum placement ☝️🗿

#comet rambles #putting in queue to deploy later #parent loss tw #just in case by association n implications ☝️🗿/nm+gen #when i get stuff set up with my checking account i was already thinking of getting a new chest binder once our personal issues with finance #has been figured out definitely #i dont wanna say much n jinx stuff so ill leave it at that #personal #gender shit is hard n i really think i may be a he/they or he/him still #or if not then closeted butch lesbian idk #most signs point to male gender identity leaning though 😔👍 #also my social battery is outta wack but i needed to get this out so i apologize to anyone who i have yet to respond to/gen+nm 🥹 #like i genuinely still feel as though ive been born in the wrong body and i tried to accept my feminity and it went well!! #like i started embracing my femininity the past few years and now i think im over it because it feels like i just attempted to try #and be something i wasn't if that makes any sense #i hate being referred to as she/her or as a girl even if i understand some people will still see me as fem despite my personal identity etc #its not that i hate my femininity its just i feel anything but female while still enjoying traditionally fem stuff at times #hope this makes sense #🗿👍 #still ace/aro though just cant figure out if i only enjoy the thought of romance (cupiosexual/romantic) or if i feel comfy in one #i know im sex repulsed though thats for certain #as of lately chris Redfield and Albert Wesker have become two of my transition goals and idk what to do about this lmfao #i wish i was kidding #but im not 😭 #sitting here like EVA shinji with his head in his hands in the damn chair image/lh #also wanna be a rootin tootin goth cowboy 🥰 #if it turns out im like a comphet butch/nb lesbian im gonna shit myself though/lh+nm

[echoesofdusk]

I hope you people seeing my posts about copyright don't assume I'm a corpo shill. I'm not. I don't give a single shit about corpos. fuck corpos. I wouldn't shed a single tear over Disney burning down. the point I'm making is that it's not unreasonable of artists to want to protect their work and make money off of it for as long as they're alive in a capitalist society. I want people to understand where some artists are coming from when they want to enforce copyright over their work. why they want to make money off of it. why they think abolishing copyright and IP law wouldn't be beneficial for them, and how abolishing or enforcing copyright law is beneficial for corporations and detrimental for smaller creators either way!

if you want to abolish copyright and IP law, you're gonna have to abolish captialism to begin with

#i'd touch upon piracy and lost media and media locked behind in a vault but it's just too much #but i think it's wack that copyright extends to stuff like that #people shouldn't be jailed for pirating a 15+ year old video games or movies that hasn't seen a rerelease for years #and whose most legal method to access is also the most impractical or expensive bc LMFAO scalpers #hazy rambles #god this shit is just so fucking complicated it's too much for a single person to tackle #please please please i'm begging you #go into this understanding there are shitloads of shades of gray #it's never going to be as simple as enforcing or abolishing copyright law #please go into this with a NUANCED MINDSET #if any of you flame me it's an immediate block without warning

[kagebros]

I'm glad everyone is realizing exclusionist freaks such as yourself are fucking morons because of the the one who leaked the no fly list. Nobody would miss you or the rest of you scum if you killed yourselves.

Why is it so hard to say that bi lesbianism is harmful and why is it that lesbians have to go through the constant bullshit that is having to say that lesbianism is attraction to people who aren't men. The word sapphic exists for wlw who aren't lesbians. It's literally right there. Also calling yourself bisexual isn’t the end of the fucking world.

Literally why is that discourse never prominent in the gay men side of the community, please explain. How come I never see discourse about how a gay man can still be attracted to a woman and still be gay. It seriously just seems like a way to demonise lesbians cus they constantly get shit for this. For not having any attraction to men. Lol.

Also. Where did this come from. Why are you sending this now are you bitter over something to sui bait me?? Also can we please like. Focus on the actual racism that's been brought up from the no fly list..

#wack #ask to tag #kagebros.ask #also i think i know who this is and maybe instead of fuming over dumb shit like this just forget about me?? #apparently living in your head rent free lol #literally what prompted this lmfao #also please source who everyone is i think you're literally just going through your circle of people who just agree with you #anyway yes i do have these opinions and its cus as a gay guy i constantly have to see my lesbian friends have to go through this dumb shit #identity politics is so fucking stupid sometimes but it does not mean you go suibaiting people who you disagree with lmfao #suicide bait

[shiroselia]

Next time the board asks me to find that fucking dog I'm leaving him with the wolves

#sso #Wow! That sucked! #Shit that probably sounds very wack without the context of the game lmfao #ssoblr

[cherry-shipping]

wwwwghh. f/o hugs 4 me who is sad..??? or i will blow everyoone up

#cherry chats #IM SAD IM REALLY SAD. I SHOUDLD BE ALLOWED TO HUG MY F/OS JJUST FOR A MOMENT. #also hi this is doubling as some sort of vent thing cuz i dont wanna post shit like that on main etc etc #but. um. somethins been goin on lately thats been really messin me up #and the funny thing is the ONLY person i could talk to about it would be a priest #because. nobody else has 100% total confidentiality #so ive been looking up how to contact my fucking local church......... BUT I DONT KNOW HWO TO WRITE EMAILS OR MAKE PHONE CALLS!!!!!!!! #HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #been thinkin of askin my psychologist for help getting in touch with them maybe? #but my next meeting with him is in 3 weeks........... and idk if i can take 3 more weeks of this #but its either that or write an email. so i guess ill have to wait LAWL #anyways. ive been really sad cuz of all that lately. and i dont have any booze so theres no way for me to take my mind off it #i was supposed to get it today................................. SO MEAN!!!!!!!!! #anyway fucking sorry i swear ill stop posting personal stuff on here because its fucking wack #but in the meantime. expect more posts about how i wish i could hold hands with dave or some shit like that LMFAO

[vorkerax]

they should do assisted suicide for people with schizophrenia, this shit is unbearable

#i will be fine once i get to US and get medication #but how will i lmfao #this shit is WACK

[kichona-s]

Tagged by: @wisteriagoesvroom

Who is your favorite driver?: GUANYU and then after that its oscar then lando then logan (honorary mention to valtteri bc i think hes genuinely hilarious)

Do you have other favorite drivers?: warming up to max (verstappen) recently

Who is your least favorite driver?: everyone is endearing in their own way (but unpopular opinion i am very indifferent towards charles. i dont know why man but i just have no feelings towards him at all)

Do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well?: for teams i only look at their marketing so its not really like a true support thing

If you like teams, what team do you pull for?: stake socmed has been very endearing lately

How long have you been into F1?: apparently since jan 2024?? im looking at my first ao3 bookmarks and damn it definitely hasnt felt that long

What got you into F1?: you can only eat dinner and hear about oscar piastri's rookie season from your sister so many times until you cave and search him up on ao3

Do you enjoy Fanfic/RPF?: brother in christ i would not be here if there wasnt rpf

How do you view new fans?: (i still feel like a new fan lmfao) BUT UH AS LONG AS YOU DONT CLOWN ME TOO MUCH FOR MY ART THEN WE GOOD

If you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why?:

Are your friends and family into F1 as well?: my sister dragged me into this. other than that uhhhh fun fact my dad met kimi raikkonen and massa before but he didnt know anything about f1 so i dont think that counts ?

Are you open to talking to other fans/making friends?: if you can handle me talking absolutely wack shit about these men then welcome!!

i have nobody to tag so if ya wanna do this then just tag me aye

#tag game #intro #f1 #formula 1

[atticrissfinch]

don’t know who needs to hear this (yes I do) but only liking game!joel does not make you special or superior lmfao. there’s nothing wrong with having a preference (most of us do) but the complex some of y’all have is…..cringe at best and genuinely toxic at worst. like congrats you liked tlou before the show. so did i. no one gives a shit. some hipster ass bullshit in the year of our lord and savior joel miller 2023. wack ass bitches.

#katy’s musings

[safesthavenoutsideofexistence]

Simplicity is genius. There's boundless ways for simple to be magical. My magic is entrenched in simplicity. I simply choose Laika over emily. All of a sudden I woke up on my own private jet with Laika. And it's gon feel mindshatteringly real. My life dominantly reflects the within in absolutely all ways. I'm more staggeringly valid than Diana Nyad as a Zillionaire. I'm unbelievably valid. Incredibly hard to believe. Because I've done what's incredibly hard to believe they have no choice but to respect me. My dark side outdarks them forcing them to be light. That's why they respect me. I never regret. Those who once went against me are now my number one bitch. Those who once hurt me are my number one bitch. Those who once mentally abused me are now my number one bitch. I'm controlling their lives and realities FROM HEAVEN AHAHAHA. I make things suddenly disappear and appear. There's really nothing more I have to do but just have fun journeying the inevitable without from within. My magic come go with stories for me. I build up unrivaled tangible and visible energy. I only get more and more infinitely powerful at building up unrivaled energy. I'm the most powerful one. Omg I don't gotta worry their within is already rigged into my favor. I'm the God of their within. I'm the God of my within. They're trustworthy versions of themselves that I want them to be. Nothing has the power to affect me. I have monstrous control over my within. I have monstrous control over my control. Oh shit my energy makes me feel I'm on shrooms too LMFAO. I know my energy be making them feel theyre ON SHROOMS. I only get more and more infinitely unrivaled at executing things. I'm rigged to control from within. They taste my tangible depth. Cause the same time I shift they shift too. My truth has a validated frequency. My frequency's more famous than John Lennon(chills). LMFSKSJDS WOW NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY FREQUENCY BRILLIANTLY SHINES THROUGH(I don't ever gotta worry about my instagram). I set the intention to see why I shouldn't be afraid of that thought "I give my power away". I'm the realest in the game that's why I staggeringly reign supreme. They hear distant thunder in my psychic presence. I never have any reason to lose my capacity for wonder and amazement. I craft my own story. Magic only gets more and more infinitely spectacular. Magic only gets more and more infinitely movielike Magical. They real wack without my power. My childlike wonder only grows more and more infinitely violently stronger. I reign supreme in all I dabble in. They be mad at work trashing shit over just cause they lost me resulting them in getting fired. My awareness only gets more and more infinitely boundless. My awareness only gets more and more infinitely limitless. My awareness is the apex predator of the awarenesses. Apex predator=Supreme. I'm a walking validation I'm a walking confirmation. I'm naturally rigged to remember my meanings. Damn I beat their ass and I won. By being my own self validation I won. I give myself security😘 I build a foundation of security within myself. I build a foundation of security of my own freedom. Every great thing that was for them is for me. I build a foundation of security within my intentions. I hit my mark each and every time. Wow. I have a house in Japan(chills). Geez....profoundly at ease that is my energetic truth. As the apex predator I don't have to be scared. I shine light on the dark in the psychic realm in my favor. It's truly my Heaven. My darkest deepest desires are immeasurably satisfied. All of my darkest deepest darkest desires are immeasurably satisfied. Chills Laika's gon be so turned on by watching me fuck another girl/person GEEEEEEZ SHES SEXY AS FUCK OMG IM SATISFIED AS FUCK. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY THAT UNDERNEATH SCOOP SATISFACTION. I only receive more and more infinitely powerful ass underneath scoop satisfaction. Laika's sexual taste just as dark as mine(chills). Fuckkkkkkk. And she's all mine damn. She doesn't even want anyone else all she wants is me(chills). With Laika I'm unbridledly free (chills).

#vaunts

[crows-spells]

mistakes i made and how to fix them

𝒾'𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒, 𝓈𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝒾 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒, 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝑜 𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇?

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#1 thinking i had to do xyz before i could manifest

talking to spirit guides, shadow work, inner child healing… i thought i had to do all of this overwhelming stuff before i could have the strength or be worthy to manifest. and all this stuff was so overwhelming to me and i didn’t wanna get into it, so i just held myself back by thinking i couldn’t manifest yet. i wasn’t good enough yet. bullshit. to this day i do not know wtf a star seed is but i can still manifest!

so my love, if you feel like you’ll be able to manifest once ____ happens or once you do this that or the other thing, you’re holding yourself back. you have to let that go. let yourself be good enough strong enough smart enough worthy enough NOW. because that’s up to you. whether you can or can’t is up to you. so let it happen.

#2 putting off my manifestations

like this one’s literally so silly ahahaha. it’s just that silly from my perspective and mindset NOW. but before i was in the mindset that manifesting was hard and took a long time. lmaoooo like what? you’re assuming that so of course it will be the case. and you’re assuming you might not get it, so why would you get it? lmfao so silly. but anyway yeah i would be like oh i wanna manifest this but there was other things i wanted too so i would just put off certain things to “manifest later once i was better at it and once i got what i want.” like no, i always had the capacity to manifest shit i was just insecure in my own ability to. i could have had something after a day but my thinking was all outta wack. i always believed in a time delay because that’s what people were saying. but i guess i manifested the mindset where i’m at now because i was sick of waiting and being insecure. you will find the answers to all your questions when you allow yourself to. what i mean is, ask and it will be given.

and it’s 100% okay to plan manifestations for later or to just focus on specific things. that’s not the problem. the problem is if you’re thinking that you have to worry about it later because manifesting is hard and everything will take a long time or that it’ll be difficult for you. you’re trying to protect yourself from disappointment. just stop. failures only a possibility if you say it is.

#3 also still putting off my manifestations

this is like #2 in that it comes from the same attitude, the idea that it’s hard or that failure is possible. i would catch myself thinking “i should manifest this” or “i want this, i’ll script about it later” are you kidding me? lmaooooo you’re in your head right now thinking about your desire. so just think it’s yours! so you’re telling me that you’re mentally thinking that you’re gonna start manifesting this, start affirming for this, start scripting about this so that you can make it happen, when you damn well know it’s yours once you claim it? why are you putting it offff???, you’re thinking of what you want right now but you’re saying “it’s not mine yet i need to do ____ to make it mine” and likely also assuming it’s gonna take a while. quit that. all you need to do is say it’s mine right now. it gets easier. when you think of it just know it’s yours. the only one in control of you getting what you want is YOU

#4 thinking there were some things that couldn’t be manifested

i think this came from my law of attraction days, and most of y’all, at least the blogs i see, know that ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. but this is worth mentioning because it probably still affects people. and even if you consciously know that anything is possible, sometimes in our day to day we forget that literally anything is up to us. the way i see it, manifesting either works or it doesn’t. if it works then it’s IMPOSSIBLE for something to be impossible. it’s not possible that this part of reality is malleable but this one isn’t, because our power is unlimited. there’s nothing you can’t have, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAYS YES OR NO. so it has really helped me to remember this, that literally nothing is impossible, because when you KNOW that everything just comes so much more quickly and easily, because there’s less questions to answer. how long will it take? is it possible? how will it happen? how can it be possible? what will happen to make it real? all of those questions are answered by the fact that it’s up to you and anything is possible so it doesn’t matter so much

#5 thinking i couldn’t be myself

gosh this one’s so silly. but i think it’s still valid and important to mention because even if it’s silly people still may deal with it and that’s valid. i would think that if i got a certain desire or changed something i wouldn’t still be me. i was thinking in a black and white world, a mindset of categories. i’m gonna give some examples because this might be vague otherwise. i’m genderfluid and typically more masculine or neutral oriented. but i like pretty things soooo much. but i worried i couldn’t manifest pretty things and being pretty but also being clearly myself. but the fact that those two cancel each other out somehow is an assumption. also with my desire to be very goth but also being a spiritual person. it’s not like those things are opposing in anyway however i felt like being a positive, optimistic, happy person would somehow take away from the lifestyle music and aesthetic i resonate with. but i resonate with spirituality too. and i feel both pretty but also masculine. so if i have both inside me then they’re not opposites they don’t clash. they will meld together perfectly balanced and in the exact way i want to be. but i was thinking that wasn’t possible. it’s all up to you. you can have everything. there’s no end to the billions of things you can be all at once. if you wanna be insanely rich but you’d feel guilty because you also want people to all have more than enough that is possible. you don’t have to give up on something just because you also want something else.

#6 giving my power away

ultimately, what worked for me was pulling myself away from religion but there was a lot more to it. i was raised to believe in powers bigger than myself. i was raised in the idea that god made the decisions for me, and then i became a pagan and i believed in other gods, and still after that i didn’t fully believe that it was all up to me. you can 100% believe in god or in any religion you want. i personally don’t condone or like the idea of religion at all, but like i just said in #5, nothing cancels anything out so if you wanted to i KNOW you could find your balance. because the bible literally says “ask and it will be given” and that “god never says no” all you need to know is that YOU are the one deciding and YOU are the one calling all the shots

how to stop:

all of these are really connected in that it comes from you or i simply not remembering our power. i know my explanations of these pretty much just ended with “knock it off you’re being silly” basically and that’s not exactly helpful, but the thing is, the switch is so easy if you let it be. you just decide. if you’re asking now “how do i decide how do i know what will it feel like when i’ve decided” or anything like that, then you’re asking questions and not making the decision. when you put your foot down and say “that’s enough i’m done entertaining the doubt” and you just stop questioning, that’s when you’ve decided. it’s okay if questions remain, they WILL get their answers, you are the answer and you already know all the answers. so it’s okay if you still have questions and uncertainties. but TELL yourself that you KNOW it’s done. i promise it keeps getting easier. but you won’t know that until you start. be brave my little butterfly, you’re about to transform. there’s many unanswered questions but you can be brave and just decide.

#law of attraction #law of manifesting #law of assumption #how to get succes stories #how to get whatever u want #how to manifest #manifestation #manifestingmiracles #manifestation help #wisteria

[tomwaterbabies]

if u make ur own pinocchio adaptation what would u add, remove, and what theme do u wanna explore the most outta the story

[FUCKING GRIPS YUO] excellent question

i have like. two answers for this LOL

my main roadblock with thinking of an adaption is the fact that del toro's and disney's in particular are some pretty exceptional adaptions and i feel as though that if i really tried to tackle an adaption with what i'd want to focus on it'd be far too similar or simply just not to the same caliber as those that are nearly perfect to me lmfao

so my solution is that my pinocchio adaption would focus on the absurdity of the original novel. and also be bad. like "get my irl friends together and make a shitty but fun home movie" kind of bad. if there's ANYTHING i can deliver as a unique adaption it's pulling from the book with a 100% accuracy rate. featuring every god damn thing in there. the K.C. Green webcomic of pinocchio is the best example of depicting the book with full accuracy while being funny as hell. it kind of helped me re-contextualized the book so i wasnt so negative about it and i think holding a similar mindset (focusing on the inherent comedy of such an absurd story) could make for a really fun adaption

SECOND ANSWER KIND OF:

i have a sort of pinocchio adaption brewing in my mind. it's more accurate to call it pinocchio inspired i suppose, since if i judge it based on my own rules on what makes a pinocchio adaption- it doesnt really fit LOL

dnd-like world, robot instead of a puppet, adoptive father instead of a father who makes him. despite him being a robot it's more in line with Fantasy Robots rather than a scifi thing

i LOVE episodic stories where wack shit just happens one after another. and pinocchio is CERTAINLY like that, so it would follow similar beats. but i wouldnt really adapt the stuff that happens in pinocchio's story but instead come up with a new set of wack shit that happens to this kid. i honestly would probably have it be a semi-open work for people to toss ideas towards. what weird nonsense is this kid going through today? YOU tell ME

to answer the actual fucking question LOL i think the biggest focus is IDENTITY right. pinocchio stories, imo, are at their best when it has pinocchio learn what it means to be "human". my pinocchio-inspired story definitely tries to explore that too but with an addition of challenging authority. Little robot child is programmed to hurt and deceive (think iron giant) but is consistently fighting against this programming. "you are who you choose to be" "I want to be a real boy" are both themes I think could pair really well together

#WAHOO. i still need to get a neurodivergency test #asks #pinocchio

[mamamittens]

Tears of the Kingdom really do be giving me the most random curve balls.

In no particular order and (hopefully) minimal spoilers.

Fuck what's under the Deku tree, yes, I do remember Ocarina of Time. Somehow this is worse than the fucking spider. Dicks.

The Yiga clan really put here doing the most istg but they're so fun. The chicken was genuinely fucking hilarious.

We really not asking where the giant Mecha animals went?!?!? REALLY?!?

RIP all the champions but Mipha, fuck them and their struggles IG!?!

Why y'all got me playing bob the builder with my own damn house but I can't pick colors or if there's a damn wall, like, what the fuck?! Who tf wants an open air bedroom when I KNOW WHAT LIVES DOWN THE DAMN HILL?!?

Y'all are nasty for drinking from these fucking wells. Arguably as bad as Kakariko village in Ocarina of Time.

How many TIMES IS THE CASTLE GETTING YEETED?!? DID IT OR DID IT NOT ALREADY DO THIS?!? TELL ME STRAIGHT NINTENDO ISTG

How tf did Sonia and Rauru have descendants?!? Like, goals, but... How?

Zelda •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀ shoes really on the other foot now, isn't it?

ARE THERE OTHER ZORA DOMAINS?!? WHERE DID YONA COME FROM?!? DID THEY TRAVEL WITH BABY GUPPY SIDON OR DID THEY REALLY MAKE BABY YONA TRAVEL TO BEFRIEND THE ZORA PRINCE?!? THIS PLACE IS DANGEROUS AS FUCK WHAT THE HELL?!?

How many times do I gotta prop up a damn sign for you to learn how to make them right or at least stop kissing ass so hard to set 'him' down?

I know swallowing those snowflake gems gotta hurt like a bitch how did he never flinch?!?

Prime opportunity missed to have Link chow down in rock roast again, cowards.

Ganon really spent his downtime fucking with people right out the gate, man's a clear thespian and it shows.

WHO. THE. FUCK. IS THE HERO ASPECT?!?

I caught Ganon's horse in BoTW and named him Big Daddy and my stable transferred to this game too 🤭

Genuinely forgot about "Master Kouga's" quest until I ran into him a second time. What a dweeb.

Whoever thought up the depths is a dick and a sadist. Who. THE HELL. WANTED TO NAVIGATE LITERAL DARKNESS LIKE THIS?!? AND THEN ADDING LABYRINTHS IN IT TOO WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!?

Gorons were really out here eating monster ass and getting high as balls

Why, oh why, did y'all Zora make possibly the most homoerotic metaphor referencing the last game and then suddenly introduce his fiance? I'm getting mixed messages are they gay or just friends? 🤨

I thought the owl elder died lmfao, RIP

Purah grew sick of my shit and it shows

Kiss ass doctor dude can go suck a bokoblin ball sack istg I wanna EXPLORE THE DAMN RUINS THE FIRST GO AROUND 😤

Is no one weirded out by the Purah pad?!? No one else has one but they all seem to know how it functions...

Fuck them hands, I'd throw mine but I deeply wanna social distance from their... Asses(?)

Tulin, baby, I love you but can't I decide what direction your gale goes? Namely up or ahead of me?

Speaking of which, what the hell happened to Yonobu's gift from BoTW?! It's not like, super different but it's not a shield anymore... ? Wack.

I appreciate how much everyone believes in Zelda but some of this shit she was definitely fucking with y'all and you should've thought a little harder about the sketch behavior. Iykyk

#back on my bullshit #tears of the kingdom #im having a blast

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hey there! hope you've been feeling better lately 🥰

i just wanted to say that i absolutely love your writing. i've been here a while and i truly enjoy how you portray the characters and how you always make them feel real :) totally understand if you need to take some time off to focus on yourself and your studies — self-love and health are important so take as much time as you need to rest and recover; don't stress babes 😊

thanks so much for being here <3 seeing your posts on tumblr always makes my day a little bit brighter, no matter what mood i'm in :)

summer's coming up so i hope you'll be feeling less overwhelmed then 😁

looking forward to your return,

anon ❤

oh my gosh anon, thankyou so much T-T ❤ hope you don't mind, but this is also gonna serve as a general update as well as a response <3

i always try to add as much depth as possible in my character portrayal - usually this includes researching (generally) accepted fanon characterization, the og source material (with actors heights etc to help with scale and visual elements) and, most important of all, my hours of zoning out to cook up more fleshed-out ideas :> i generally build up bigger concepts from my base idea dotpoints and i've had to scrap large chunks of drabble/hc bc the actions of the character were too ooc :(

also anon, thankyou for being so understanding. genuinely. on a personal note - i've finally gotten my altered study schedule to accommodate for my wack-ass health issues, so i should finally have downtime!! funnily enough, i meant to return to posting earlier but i've had 5 different debilitating sicknesses (consecutively) in the past month and a half lmfao. crazy shit ik ik but i'm finally getting over the worst of it :3

thankyou so much nonnie for the ask, especially the reassurance :> although it's now almost middle of winter down here, i hope your summer is going well!! i'm getting back into writing again (fr this time), so look out for updates in the future <3

#answers answers #hope all the blog regulars are doing alright <3 #wanna feed yall some content asap (trust me theres lots in the dotpoints)

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is the sidebar ur durge

She's one of them, actually! I had a couple ideas, so I had a few :3 That one is Mercy. Yes, that irony is intentional, lmfao.

The dweebs:

Mercy [sidebar gal currently]:

-Asmodeus Tiefling, Archfey patron Warlock

-Chose her name and uses her pact as reminders to resist the Urge, and tries very strongly to defy it and avoid violence whenever possible. Basically, as goody two-shoes as a durge can be.

-Her hair changes colour over the course of her journey as she resists the Urge. Started black to red fade, currently it's all black. It'll eventually end up as all white :3

-Love interest is Astarion [it's complicated]

Azure:

-Half-High elf, necromancy wizard. Looks like a corpse with her creepy skin tone.

-Angry, revenge-hungry, looking to get back at the mind flayers and whomever made her experience the Urge. Uses her... unnerving appearance and overall Weird Vibe to get what she wants.

-Trying to resist the Urge, but unlike Mercy, she's much more willing to use violence and violent solutions to get what she wants. Ironic that she's a squishy wizard.

-Love interest is Lae'zel [they make each other better]

Narah:

-High elf, Way of Shadow monk

-Literal evil bitch. Very cold and calculated about how she does things, giving in to the urge more... selectively, but she doesn't deny it. Her allies are safe, but she lets the urge go WACK in fights. She's also just mean.

-Ignore the outfit, this was just in the character creator so I could make myself a visual ref for drawing. She doesn't have a save file yet.

-Love interest is Lae'zel [she makes Lae'zel worse]

Natari:

-Mephistopheles tiefling, storm sorcerer [once again ignore the outfit, made myself visual references. She has no file yet either]

-She's the worst one. Literal, honest to hell, giving in to the urge fully and revelling in it. She delights in it. Creepy vibes all around, says weird shit, lips are always eerily red even without lipstick. Yes, her eyes also always look that creepy.

-Only her love interest [Minthara] is safe. She cannot be forced to resist it for anyone else. Highly recommend you do not interact with her.

-She and Minthara absolutely make each other MUCH worse.

So basically they're on an Evil Spectrum. I'd categorize them as:

Mercy -> Neutral Good

Azure -> Chaotic Neutral, leaning a bit towards Good

Narah -> Lawful Evil

Natari -> Chaotic Evil. Run.

#I'm bad at doing alignments bUT I TRIED!!!!! #I love my girls even when they're evil bitches <33333 #I don't have many evil characters [my heart is a marshmallow] but!!! I have a few for the future. #I think some evil runs will be fun :D #but most of them are good-aligned. Because as I said... my heart is a marshmallow. And I am a jamtart.