#lmaoooo i'm funny

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

my feelings in life basically be like: the adventures of tintin: the secret of the bi-nicorn

#lmaoooo i'm funny #i need to wear my bi-nicorn t-shirt sometime for this #favourite films #it all comes together #wonderfully #;) #the adventures of tintin #bisexuality #bisexual #aspec #queer #LGBTQIA+ #fictional crushes #positivity #vent #personal #sakharine #ivan ivanovitch sakharine

[dipplinduo]

This blog after less than 2 weeks of existence

What you signed up for: Dipplinshipping!!!! Dipplinshipping headcanons, and fanart, and cute fic polls & posts!!! Kieran & Juliana!!! Ribombee lore!!! What you're also getting at equally frequent intervals, and didn't ask for:

#I think my followers/askers have figured out that if they put anything Drayton into the equation I'm suddenly more attentive #he has really grown on me LMAOOOO #def my fave new DLC character #dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana pokemon #juliana x kieran pokemon #juliana pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana x kieran #drayton pokemon #drayton being iconic #listen he's the chaotic neutral comical shipper of dipplinshipping #like damn imagine a dipplinshipping world without DRAYTON pushing these two together #a tragedy really #my fic would be like 10000000% less funny

[beanghostprincess]

i know i did not just lose a mutual over lawlu bc they said it was problematic. as if luffy, a 19 y/o, didn't have enough critical thinking to do whatever the fuck he wants.

#AND ALSO I'M 19 TOO??? #as if i were sexualizing a minor (thing he isn't btw) when he's literally my age #like quite literally our birthdays are exactly a week apart lmao that's so funny #but fr law is a complete failguy wdym it's problematic lmaoooo #I'VE MADE OUT WITH 25 YEAR OLDS BEING 19 AND I HAD CRITICAL THINKING AND I WAS AWARE WHILE DOING IT #like okay large age gap or whatever do you truly think 19 y/os are that fuckinf stupid #and do you really think law is that evil (he isn't he's a sweetie) to do anything to luffy like c'mon #and also the relationship is healthy in canon??? they're so sweet??? like #i can't do this anymore #one piece #lawlu

[sanasanakun]

You’re in his DMs. I’m violating the Geneva Convention treaties with him in Mexico. We are not the same.

#this is about #soapghost #ghostsoap #?? #ghoap #??? #what name are we going with here people #that mission where you bomb the fuck out of that farm and villa with graves #lmaoooo #I was like we are committing war crimes :C #and Ghost says something along the lines of ALRIGHT ALL CLEAR. NOT TOO MUCH DAMAGE DONE #Like pumpkin ....you are disconnected from reality hahahahaha #this is not funny :I #please ignore me i am zonked out rn #BUT THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY LIKE WTF WE JUST KILLED SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE GHOST! xaxaxaxaxa #ok i'm done lol #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod #mwii #cod mwii #call of duty #mw2 #cod mw2

[mikaikaika]

Jaiden is on an RPG quest with adventure music, Cellbit is making ghost noises and pretending to be Jaiden's inner monologue meanwhile Bad and Foolish are quarreling like an old married couple and whispering-fighting. Man this lore sure is loreing

#It's so funny #I'm on Jaiden's pov but lmaoooo #qsmp #Jaiden #Cellbit #Foolish #Bbh #Badboyhalo #qsmp lb #Blue bird mission #Spoilers

[willowser]

like genuinely truly seriously bakugou and his cute aggression

#you are walking up to him and almost trip and make a funny lil noise of panic and then spend a good minute laughing at yourself #putting a hand on his shoulder to steady yourself #and you're smiling so wide and you smell good and you're so pretty #and he's like I'M GONNA KILL MYSELGZNFJDUAKAKAK #LMAOOOO #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[phoenixcatch7]

ASDFGHJKL

Just been talking to this npc and he was like 'oh hey!! Nice of them to send out a guy so soon after I sent my letter!' and when link did his little talking hand gestures my full expectation was the next words to be 'omg the hero?? Zeldas knight?? The champion of hyrule? You guys were missing it was all over the kingdom!!'

Npc: oh, so you're just some guy? Man, I thought they would have sent someone out by now, I've been waiting ages...

A) no you haven't

B) Link, WHAT????

Asdfghjkl??? NO WONDER he's been Tony Hawked he's not even introducing himself with his name??!

Actually... Given what other people have been calling him, I think he's been introducing himself as 'just a wandering swordsman'.

LINK THAT WAS YOUR FAULT THE WHOLE TIME???

#Lmaoooo #That explains so much #Josha especially that's so funny. Like she knew link on sight and does know his name but always calls him swordsman. #Bet that's how he introduced himself when they first met and then zelda appeared XD so now he always gets the nickname #I like that link chose to do that himself and it's not just everyone failing to recognise him. Like he doesn't want the fame and fawning #He's happy as is. Can't tell me he doesn't have a sense of humour tho with the amount of people who talk about the hero to his face. #Met a guy just after who told link he was on a trip to 'something forest' where he was going to get the master sword because he was the her #No idea where he got his information I'm assuming he thinks link kicked it when he went missing and that the title gets handed down?? #Link was just 'mhm uhuh' the whole time completely blank faced it was GREAT. #Similarly fi has the funniest mythos in bottok. We've had the master torch and gourd and several people who didn't recognise it and #A handful of people who claim THEY'RE the legendary hero. Hysterical. I hope they're all having fun wherever they are XD. #loz #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #totk #botw #loz link #breath of the wild #loz botw #botw totk #link legend of zelda #botw link #totk link #Can't believe we were all laughing about the Tony hawk fame and the whole time he was doing that on purpose #Makes the yiga even funnier that they all recognise him ON SIGHT. Sorry man you're clean out of luck there XD

[stardewsvalley]

Taika Waititi Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions

#taika waititi #usersleepy #tuserdana #usertom #chewieblog #dilfgifs #dilfsource #*mygifs #why is he so relatable .... #LMAOOOO #i'm gonna make a few more gifs cause he's too funny

[thoughtspresso]

But what if Kana will save Kamiki? (I’m only half joking)

Wouldn’t it just be extremely funny if after the wrap party for The 15-Year Lie, Miki-san just encounters Kana-chan “drinking” (juice) with the intention of killing her at first.

And then Miki-san offers her liquor, and she says, “sorry I may be an adult but I’m still not legal to drink. This is actually just juice.”

And then he tries to seduce her, and she goes, “You look exactly like the boy I like but you’re not him, and I can’t.”

And then she starts to mock-drunkenly uglycry about being abused as a child actress, having to exit the scene when pedophiles started counting down her birthday to 18 and she couldn’t handle images of her body being peddled on social media like that, and how because of her sense of responsibility towards her career, her team, and her fans, she couldn’t realistically be with the only boy she’s ever truly loved. And she keeps talking about how she doesn’t feel she deserves the love of her fans because she’s not as innocent as they think she is and she just wants to do her best in her work.

And then Miki-san just starts crying, like he’s never seen that kind of honesty before, and nobody’s ever understood the way he was also abused as a child actor, or the way his body was used by adults in the industry, or the way his honest and simple love was never reciprocated by the woman he had feelings for and sired children with.

And then Kindaichi just comes into the scene drunk and barking and pulling him by the collar and calling for the guards, and Kana’s like, “Wait, what’s going on!” And Miki-san just goes like, “No, just let it happen, I think I deserve it.”

And then Aqua just rushes in and hugs Kana and is sobbing thinking she could have died. And Kana-chan just going like wtf are you people talking about WE WERE JUST TRAUMABONDING.

LIKE WHAT IF. WHAT IF THE GUY JUST NEEDED ARKHAM ASYLUM.

#delulu #mega delusional #I can wish for extra Kana screentime but here you go a half-assed fanfiction set in my imagination lmaoooo #Arima Kana best girl #Arima Kana is the one who will take me back #most anticlimactic way to resolve this series #i would rather this than all the kana deathflags lmao #don't take this one seriously guys #please #for my sake this one is just a joke #but also hella funny if it happened and then miki san just aborts mission and leaves kana alone lmaooo #not him thinking i'm looking forward to walking her down the aisle when she marries my son HAHAHAHAHAHAHA please god no #oshi no ko #oshi no ko spoilers #oshi no ko fan theories #Arima Kana #Hoshino Aqua #Hikaru Kamiki #THIS IS JUST A JOKE

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Izzy used his evil mind control powers to make Ed push Lucius off the ship, Ed has never done anything wrong in his life, and every action he takes is actually Izzy's fault. I mean, why give Ed agency when you could blame all his actions on his angry subordinate!

#what certain people sound like in the izzy tag #this is a joke #i considered putting that in the text of the post but i think it would be extremely funny if people reblogged this unironically #so i'm not going to lmaoooo #and yes i know i'm just falling back into s1 discourse i'll move on when this season ends hopefully sdfs #izzy hands #edward teach #ofmd

[st-louis]

really don't understand why everyone always has to be so fucking weird about hockey players and reading

#i go in the tags and it's like LMAOOOO HE CAN READ? LMAOOOOO HE'S READING A BOOK WITHOUT PICTURES??? #newsflash some of them are not very smart some of them are quite intelligent just like the real fucking world. newsflash people have a wide #range of abilities and experiences and interests. #idk why people just love to infantalize them. it's weird. it's weird #and i'm going to say it. #literally like listen to some of them talk? you can tell? johnathan kovacevic has a civil engineering degree he completed WHILE playing #'it's a joke' it's not a funny joke it's boring and tired and you suck if you make it #and we're not even going to get into different forms of intelligence and the amount of work and study that goes into playing at the top lev

[rotisseries]

it's still wednesday where I'm at if your clock is 30 minutes off so here's my wip wednesday post for my day 1 @bylerween2023 fic!! ghosts my beloved

#“day 1 bylerween fic” <- implies there are other bylerween fics. there are not #RUSHING to get this done cause I started it at the LAST FUCKING MINUTE LMAOOOO #(had to delete tiktok again and I'm not allowing myself to get it back until this is done. I will beat procrastination by force) #me after deciding 2 weeks into the month of october that I want to participate in bylerween:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #it's so funny too cause like. I would've thought I would've participated in one of the gorey days #would've written some cannibalism or slashers or blood drinking or smth #but NOPE! listened to halloween by naoh kahan had a breakdown went ooh byler fic where will did actually die when he disappeared #or well. not technically. I have like. thoughts about this but the body in the quarry was still fake cause I'm making this all #unnecessarily convoluted. lmao #also I actually kind of don't like this that much but I wanted to share something. so. reminding myself that's what editing is for #anyway I have like a week to write all of this everyone pray for me #cause I really do want it done to share I made a fun little graphic?? photo edit?? too and I can't share that on its own #cause it's like. not a byler thing its just a will thing and everything about will is inherently byler to me #but it's not actually byler. and this is bylerween #stranger things #byler #my writing #wip wednesday #miwip wednesday #bylerween2023

[coridallasmultipass]

(( Inspired by the "Aphids" comic bc the dj bro panel had me cryin: https://www.tumblr.com/coridallasmultipass/746888021783298048?source=share ))

Probably went overboard editing this and trying to add emoji subtext, telling a story, you know the deal. Also, the needles evoke a Saw 2 vibe for me, but that's awesome. I'm all about that unsettling mind game shit (not pictured, but I have a spiral on my tongue piercing bead, because I'm dedicated to the aesthetic). Speaking of spirals, yes, that is a Kamina keychain on my phone. In fact, I have all four main characters danglin' off that motherfucker. Shit's heavy, but no pain, no gain. Gotta keep these strifin' fingers in shape, brah. Anyways. I got the green stuff, so hit me up.

#if ur comic op and want me to unlink just lmk sorry for not asking if u mind #also lmao #OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG #trans bro #trans bro strider #but yeah i saw the jello in the store yesterday and was like 'omg i gotta do dj bro' so i bought it #and yeah i do have the spiral on my tongue but i wasnt happy with the vibe of the pics #this is better mildly creepy and funny bc the shots emojis doubling as saw 2 aes like lol yaaaaasssss #homestuck #bro #bro strider #cosplay #homestuck cosplay #bro cosplay #bro strider cosplay #beta bro strider #idk what tag #smoking #alcohol #syringes #needles #drugs #man this post is gonna get blacklisted bc of the tags #me #selfie #also disclaimer ive never had jello shots i dont drink and i dont hc bro as drinking but dude that comic #its so fucking cute and then they drop the line 'dj bro not bringin jello shots to the club tonite' lmaoooo #karkats claws are so fucking cute i love that panel too #srsyl if ur reading this u should be readin that comic its cute af and buggy and i love it #also lol i still havent changed the font from when someone asked something and i needed a gayass font

[mooniing]

i was just reading the httyd comics and are we not gonna talk ab ruffnut in this panel 😭😭

#we get the pucture ruffnut #SHE IS SK FUNNY I LOVE HER #AHSJWJWUW #I'M STIL CRYING LMAOOOO #httyd #httyd comics #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon ruffnut #how to train your dragon comics

[cruelfeast]

me last night: emotional turmoil, feeling rejected, getting into a fight with a coworker and then texting him and calling him to apologize a thousand times, accidentally kinda telling my crush that i like him but idk if he really understood so i have no idea where we stand, other coworker rightfully calling me out on my bullshit

crush last night: (sending me every single song he was listening to at the time on his way home)

#i don't think he comprehended anything from the end of the night lmaoooo but he's so cute. lord save me. #it was kinda funny bc while i was texting coworker to beg for his forgiveness bc i was a piece of shit #i was getting texts from crush like 'i'm on the bus :) [song title] is playing!!!' 😭😭😭 i want him so badly #alexa.txt

[willowser]

i was asked about my nighttime routine with my fave of choice and i am choosing bakugou, ofc !!! 🥹🥹

gosh i feel like it would be so hard with a pro hero partner 🥺 i think both our shifts change pretty frequently, so sometimes he's home late or i'm home late or we get lucky and manage to line up for a little while 🩷 BUT !!

if he's not coming home until later, i think i do the pretty standard things once i get home : warm up/cook something for dinner, set a plate out for him in the microwave, put away the rest. katsuki is v insistent on splitting housework so if i cook, he cleans, but i'll rinse the dishes off best as i can for him hehehe 😌 then i'll take my shower and do my skin care and maybe watch some tv and go to sleepy.....but even if he comes home at three in the morning, i'm wobbling out into the kitchen to lean against him as he eats 🥹 to half-hear him tell me something about his day that i will have to ask about again later, bc i'm still pretty bleary eyed. and then once he takes a shower, we'll finally cuddle up in bed together 🥹

and when i'm not coming home until later, i think he does much of the same !!! maybe stays up a lil later and does some work in his office. probably plans out anything we want to do soon, bc it's easier for me to take time off than him 🥺 i think he's the kind of person that plans a weekend vacation like. six months in advance LOL he's researching the area we're going to and making a list of the best places to stay and what we're going to be doing 😌 he just strikes me as the kind of person that is like, checking on the hot water heater and looking for the hole in our fence so he can repair it 🥹 he likes to take care of our house 🥹 and then he kind of piddled around with other little things like that until i come home 😌

AND THEN, on the occasion that we get to be home together at the same time, we do the usual : cook, clean, shower ! but i convince him to lay on the couch and watch a movie with me and we eat lil snacks he doesn't normally eat 😌 he tells me about the plans for our mini vacation and what he's gonna do about the leak under the sink 🥹 i check and see if he needs me to get him anything in the next day or so, like new socks or something particular from the grocery store and i'll rub some arthritis gel into his knees or elbow 🥹 we just talk and touch and fit together while something plays on the tv behind us, and then eventually we go to bed 😌😌😌

#this kind of sounds like i'm a pro hero as well but canon bakuwill lore is that i work in the clinic at his agency :'3 #this was SUCH a long answer sorry LMAOOOO #i just think he's so domestic 🥺🥺🥺 #and i think he really does like being able to take care of his house #he's one of those like #nothing is ever perfect kind of people ?? when it comes to the house ??? #so he could always redo this or fix that #it makes him feel like he's taking care of us 🥹🥹🥹 #WAAAAHHHH this was so funny heheh #tysm for bunny to asking me SMOOCH #✿ will x katsuki