i will never not be absolutely devastated by the. “marcys scrapbook” book. an even MORE in depth glimpse into what simon’s mind was like while he spiraled plus tidbits from marcy it’s so
like the last bit. they were with each other for over 3 years. maybe even 5+ given later entries stretch the timeline a little further. that only adds to how much of a toll him leaving must have had on marcy
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Marceline the Vampire Queen meets Steven Universe. I just. I just think she would either murder or love him.
i feel like she would pretend to murder him just to fuck with him (as she did finn & jake) but truly she loves him he’s her little dude guy friend and when steven gets emo marcie is of great support (and the other way around too unfortunately lol, as he often is to emotionally disturbed immortal women)
also steven thinks she is the coolest ever and he just gushes over her and her bass and just how cool she is
they’d play songs together but steven would constantly piss her off, imagine him pulling out his ukelele and being like girl it’s ok you don’t have to be so mean stop being an angry anarchist and succumb to relaxing lofi tunes to fil your heart with love and she would fly him down to a volcano and drop him into the crater only to catch him seconds before he falls into the lava :)
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petrigrof family headcanons
Simon:
When Marcy gets sick he often stops after work to pick up a little present
Lets Marcy have too many sweets
Makes up funny songs about something like washing the dishes to make Marceline giggle
Can't use the GPS
Uses funny words instead of swears when Marceline's listening ("oh breadballs, oh breadballs, oh breadballs") (this one is implied canon)
Every once in a while will drop some insane piece of 'Simon lore' as Marcy likes to call it, particularly when she gets older, such as, "Oh yeah, I was big into wrestling when I was in highschool, I dislocated the principal's elbow," to which Marceline often asks "WHERE WAS THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION MY WHOLE LIFE???"
Ironically, in a timeline where he never found the crown, he likes to play in the snow with Marceline...
Betty:
The stricter of the two
She and Simon occasionally argue late into the night--about whether or not Pluto is a planet (Simon says yes, Betty says no, Simon keeps trying to jokingly convince Marcy to side with him)
Likes to have stuff like school/activities planned out, on the calendar, etc., works best with a physical schedule
If Marcy expresses interest in something, even if Betty's never heard of it, she'll enable it to the best of her abilities and do research and just be super supportive (she hated hard metal into Marceline got into it)
Can use GPS
Simon is more inclined to keep Marceline safe, while Betty encourages independence and autonomy and learning to use freedom responsibly
Makes good hot cocoa
Cautions Marcy to be careful on the Internet a lot. It's just a fixation of hers
Taught Marceline how to punch properly
And make her own meals because again, she wants Marcy to know how to be independent if necessary
Marcy:
Knows she can get more sweets/later bedtime/etc. from Simon and takes full advantage of that
Doesn't actually care whether or not Pluto is a planet but constantly confirms and withdraws her opinions to mess with Simon
Falls asleep cuddling Hambo wrapped up in cozy blankets and sheets, Simon and Betty often sing lullabies (and, especially Simon, read her way more than one bedtime story)
Learns the ukulele
Likes it when Betty brushes her hair
Was bad at math at a young age and asked Simon for help; now she's doing much better but continues pretending to be terrible, again, to mess with Simon
Happy, not traumatized
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