#like??? dude u never speak to me

[tempe-brennans]

i am SO tired of having to modify my behavior to exist in society

#my boyfriends dad said apparently im disrespectful bc i dont talk to him enough #like??? dude u never speak to me #even if i am standing right next to you #i came to ur sons graduation and you spoke not a word #and the boy was like oh shes just shy and his dad said 'she has to get over that shit' #fuck u dude #if someone doesnt even look at you when they're talking and youre standing right there and like include you in the convo wtf are u supposed #to do #his mom does talk to me. so thats nice #and he said that too and his dad was still annoyed #like. #now i have to talk to him and be outgoing #i have to work so hard to be pleasing to my mom and im still not 90% of the time #(we dont fight or anything anymore shes just always slightly disappointed in me) #why dont people shut up #and make society more pleasant for me #im not kidding the entirety of graduation nobody spoke to me except his mom a little and the boy #and a couple of their family friends #like??? wtf #and his dad talks to his brothers girlfriend #like. whats that supposed to make me think #the boy is like the only person in the world i dont have to modify my behavior even a little #im just a person #i dunno i just had a shitty day #rebeccaspeaks

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!! #MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U. #their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics. #like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’ #i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!! #but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book. #like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic. #anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER? #even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

[boxwinebaddie]

nothing kicks off my schools teacher appreciation week like breaking up a fight :/

#nina speaks #fucking hell dude that sucked #i had to get up on the table blow the whistle and yell #and i never EVER yell at my kids #but i was genuinely scared and concerned #and i had to go to administration n report it #fucking sucked #i went into that classroom bc the teacher asked me #and all the kids got hype to see me and ran up #and it was like oof brother im love u too #but im here on official business lovelies #however bc it’s early teach appreciation week #i got dank sweets and a lemonade for my troubles #also if ur confused about why i am not posting #i am taking a break #long story short im not doing well #and i cannot keep up with everything right now #so i am stepping back to take care of myself #i need a sec to get better and get re-excited #big shoutout to my kind anons and my rant girls #really carrying #fucking hell all before my morning coffee too #smh bro

[gamesyoushouldbeplaying]

People really are assholes over things for no reason. Why the fuck are people mad that you have the option to give a character vitiligo in baldurs gate 3?

#baldurs gate 3 #gaming #vitiligo #as a white person with vitiligo #i wanted to use a character ive never had the chance to play irl who has vitiligo #so i googled it #and like the first google result is someone complaining about it! #and let me tell you. the takes are rancid #its like 90% respondents going who tf cares dude #1% someone underestimating how much time programming takes #and 4% the most rancid takes youve ever seen in your life #someone literally argued that less than 1% of the US population have vitiligo but will feel so special when they can make their characters #and will be excited bc theyre 'narcissists who can only relate to people that reflect them' #(as opposed to the copious dragonborn american population that get great representation) #(god forbid people have a character creation option that isnt relevant to you personally. would u like a fuckin tissue) #and aside from ya know #me being a lil snowflake who does feel nice when my characters can reflect part of me #this is an insane take to have when literally fallout 4 has vitiligo options #this shit isnt new youre just being a fucking baby #i speak #delete later

[noisolpxe]

getting they/them'd at build-a-bear yesterday was so funny i keep thinking about it

#the person checking us out had their pronouns (he/they/she) on their nametag but the person who they/them'd me didnt LMFAO #★ #ik its bc people short circuit when they see someone who presents masc with long hair but it never fails to be a lil funny to me #like ive also been called ma'am or miss or been she/her'd by ppl and then i speak or take down my mask and theyre like WAIT IM SO SORRY!! #and im always like. its fine its honestly funny and amusing ur view of gender is so narrow u see me & assume bc my hair i must be nonbinary #its funny in the way of if i think too hard about it i'll be sad so i just have to laugh about it #ik my dad went thru the same thing when he had long hair despite being a broad shouldered 6'4'' man #he said it happened esp in the bathroom dudes would think they were in the women's bc they'd see him from behind djdjdhjf

[this-should-do]

barney canoes every blunt hes given and gordon is extraordinarily bold when hes high

bonus/alt ending

anyways everyone thank these tags on my last weed boys post for this post

#gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #half life #suggestive #tw weed #anyways gordon for sure makes shitty blunts on purpose so he can do this to barney #andthen will turn around and make the tightest fuckign roll #and right now barney is going insane on multiple levels #like first off just high and gay paranoia dude fr think gordon can read his very gay thoughts #then the lil show gordons doing is fucking nuts #AND gorodns actually pseaking so not only does that mean tehr is a level of trust and affection there #but hes speaking whole senences a whole 10 words baybee normally he at most only makes a few hmms and has #and his voice is soso deep and husky and low from disuse with a lil bit of slur from his deaf accent #and hes beign oh so teasing #surpriesed barney idnt just up and die right there #anyways thank u besties for educating meabout weed cuz i aint know shit never even seena weed in my life #anwyas never gonna see anything like this from me again im going back to my little hole where i safely draw distrssed men covered in blood #instead of men slobbering all over a blunt like it ssumthin else and holding a lighter oh so gently #merry christmas everyone hop eu like this #also everyone say thank u ms paint for being teh inlocker of teh forbidden arts #but yeah jus tguy sbeing dudes right gordons the only person barneys ever smoked with he aint know nothin #ponderingradioactivedecay #idoindeeddraw #so yeah don tfukcing look at me rn

[wabblebees]

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#just sat and read a whole book cover-to-cover for My Own Damn Self for the first time in... 3?? years??? at least????? #dude. dude #ive tried to before but it never stuck #my brain was too busy running and running and running and running #and i spent so long just sitting in survival mode #that i just. stopped being able to read #and make art too #but i just managed to read a really cute fantasy book cover-to-cover #and yeah it was WAY fucking shorter than the ones i was swallowing whole in middle & high school #but. it only took me like 2 hrs. and id been putting it off for fucking ever bc it really felt like my brain just couldnt hold it before #so this means nothin at all to anyone else but ig i just wanted to say im celebrating lmao #yippee! hooray! et cetera #hope u get to enjoy smth today that you haven't gotten to do in a long long time too<3<3<3 #bee speaks

[happyfunf3tti]

it really gets under my skin working with irritating coworkers. like imagine saying hey im not sure you should be doing this since my manager told me before not to do it 4 reasons only to be told that ur running ur mouth even though im quiet half the time at work?????

#like. this happened before. #the dude even shushed me and i never felt so dehumanized??? i dont know if thats the right word #hes just only compliant with me if i dont say anything. turns out the blue stuff wasnt just only for silverware which i was told #it doesnt go on dishes because its wasting it and its pricey. but yeah i brough this up to my manager for clarification and the dude told m #that i was running my mouth?????? dude u really see me speak. only because when i call you out for stuff like this u get angry #im gonna work long shifts on saturday now and im hoping i dont get to see his hardheaded self to work everytime #also when my coworker warned him about something he said thank you. im just gonna leave this here #edit: i forgot to post this the minute i got off work but i feel better now after talking with my family #☠️dookie.avi🎂

[crossbackpoke-check]

i C u moyle

captured in 4k

#i REFUSE to admit defeat at the hands of the umich boys #except i did verbatim send a text to my roommate that said ‘bro stop he’s disgusting i’m so in love with him’ #after fully watching a trail of spit come out of his mouth while he was bent over to take a face off. i am Down Bad #also nolan never keeps his tongue in his mouth my dude is just out there full 👅 all the time i can’t stand him close ur mouth or i’ll kiss u #nolan moyle #ethan edwards #philippe lapointe #relatedly duker skates EXACTLY the way he runs in the monday videos which is how i identify him at all times & i almost started wheezing #if i knew how to make gifs there would be gifs of nolan stickhandling however i don’t Know how to make live videos gifs ☺️ #deep cuts from the draft dumpster dives #is this from two different games? the world may never know (yeah. do i remember exact dates for either of them? no of course not) #we’re just getting close to the end of the season & i am succumbing to my desire to post Him #also inCREDIBLE nemcklance content in the second picture (not of nolan) 🫠 #nemcklance #things i am not proud of: my reaction 2 this. everyone shhh i’m allowed one breakdown about a dirtbag per quarter & i haven’t seen mo enough #like most days i do not want to be a puck bunny but sometimes u lock eyes with a man & go ohhh the hoggles are glued on for you ✊😔 buffooner #trying 2 undo my internalized misogyny! by allowing myself 2 say i can be a valid sports fan who likes players! sorry about it! idk why him! #it is 1000% because of la’s umich fic & all the lore though. most likely. also apparently i’m a crustasche lover 😪 the struggle is real #if u loved me u would have stopped at the tag about nolan drooling on the ice & we will never speak of this again (said by someone who will)

[byanyan]

byan is the person who calls you dude and bro regardless of your gender.

they're also the person who calls their own damn boyfriend things like dude and bro.

#sorry @ sol that they never learned about pet names :/ #but on the plus side if u tell them u don't like being called dude or bro they will actually stop #if they have any redeeming qualities it's that they'll always respect ur gender #and ur gender related stuff #unless you're like. a straight cis dude they don't like anyway :x #okok I'm crawling my way to my laptop as we speak to poke at some drafts I swear #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.

[traitorsinsalem]

like listen we’ve all heard the rants about the loser guys who think michael corleone is a role model and not the simultaneous victim and perpetuator of his own cyclical familial tragedy just because they got intj on the meyers briggs test. we need to just start saying that he’s trans. this is the only way. who’s with me.

#succ speaks #like no context either. just start saying it on godfather forums or on reddit or whatever. if pressed hard enough just say random shit #'the way he shot the gun in the restaurant scene is symbolic' 'of what???' 'of michael corleone being a trans man didn't u watch the film?' #no but like in practice this is my favorite way to shut a film bro up just say shit like this #reservoir dogs is definitely a movie that ended up so ridiculously gay because no named women exist in it #what is it with tim roth being in movies like this actually #i think tim roth could do tom hagen AND robert duvall could do mister orange. not like that but you know what whatever #also how the fuck is duvall alive isn't he 90 something #idk i just never hear about white dudes besides that phillip fucko living past 90 it's always women so it's wild to me #anyways yeah if this runs i'm this close to just saying what i want to say about tom hagen. #like what i REALLY wsnt to say about tom hagen.

[lesbianlenas]

the other day when i was playing dark souls someone invaded my game & killed me and i’m like. i would genuinely unironically rather they had come to my house in real life and beat me up than killed me in dark souls i mean it

#michelle speaks #it is such a good thing i had just leveled up and was not in a hard area bc like. #if they had killed me in the middle of smth nowhere near a bonfire w like 10000 souls i would have just. gone ballistic #they kept backstabbing me & i’m like. dude i am not good at this game that’s not fair. #fr tho my adhd & dark souls r not compatible bc i am v much an offensive video game player #i like to just wack ppl w a sword a bunch of times nonstop. dark souls is like u cannot do that. #also i feel the consequences of being a serial dier in video games. like ok just bc i’d prefer to die than use a shield #should not make me a bad player…..i have used my shield playing this game more than i have in any other game ever combined #honest 2 god…..i do not even know the shield button in botw i’m serious 😩 i could guess but like. i don’t know for sure lol #and for the record. i am SO good at botw. i do not need a shield i should not need it i HATE them. i just want to stab ykwim 😩 #ACTUALLY. that’s a lie. i do know the shield button bc i used it when u fight ganon at the end. #also i fought him 5 times & never died not to brag…..he’s not even hard tho so….. #i just prefer to dodge that’s all. but in dark souls u move so SLOW.

[fizzingwizard]

the type of bot followers I've been getting recently are different from the old ones

they old ones were called something like "kayla95573735" or other conventional female name, or they were "vik558dfght" absolute nonsense. of course, you click them, and there's a semi-provocative banner image of a woman, and then either nothing at all in the blog itself or a few scattered reblogs of random stuff.

now i get "keith5684564" "edwardjfkghhg" and even though the names are now typically male ones the images are still of women various women in the typical provocative poses and entirely empty blogs

I guess the bots realized no one believes they're really women so might as well make a sham attempt at credibility and just announce that oh yeah they're run by guys? (which of course they're bots soooo lol)

or maybe the bots were getting too many messages for "kayla" and thought that if they're "keith" instead at least people won't message them so much

kind of funny imagining a bot getting so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of "hey baby dm me" in its inbox that it redesigns its identity hehehehe

#tumblr #totally off topic but #actually tbh this is what i wish men who try to meet women online would sympathize with a bit more #i get it sucks to message women and get nothing back when presumably those women are getting a lot of messages #but speaking from experience yeah you get messages if you present as a woman but the messages are awful #its like why do i not get any chocolate? she gets so much chocolate #but the chocolate she gets is mostly mud and theres so much of it that sifting around for real chocolate is not worth the effort #and the fact of the matter is most of the guys who message you arent interested in you. theyre just blanket messaging all women in a radius #and if any reply then they consider whether they actually like them #so i never took he messaged me as proof that a guy even looked at my profile back when i tried online dating haha #just saying womens experience with online dating isnt less frustrating and demoralizing just because of the different amount of messages #it sucks to get no response and it sucks to get a lot of spam response #but whenever men online talk about online dating they always bring up how women get sooo many messages and its not fair #here dude you can have mine lol. please take them. i dont want them. no woman wants them lol #also its just weird when you make a first time account and suddenly there are 20 people all messaging you calling you baby #lol im not your baby... not yet... thats why we're here... to figure that part out... but dont jump the gun k it doesnt win you any points #hey baby dm me hey baby dm me hey baby dm me hey baby dm me hey baby dm me why dont u respond baby why u such a bitch

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i am simply going to kill myself because my brother listened to my snapchat out loud in front out our mother and aunt and now both those bitches are fucking babying me

#yes! i had a fucking breakdown earlier bc i spilled food and ketchup all over my comforter and i was upset about everything #but don’t fucking look at me like a dying fucking kitten and go ‘are u doing better🥺🥺’ like i was but now i want to die bc ur looking and r #and speaking to me like that i am not a fucking baby and i’m not going to fucking explode at you either like that. isn’t how i act or react #so fuciing. just shut the fuck up dude idc if ur trying to be caring or whatever the fuck i’m not a BABY #I woke up from my nap and went to pee and my aunt and mom are like omg r u ok are u better than earlier did u have a good nap #like CAN OTU SHUT UP PLEASE I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP I DONT WANT TO S P E S K SND I DONT WANT TO BE SPOKEN TO BUT EXPECIALLY NOT IN THE SAME #TONE THAT YOU TALK TO BABIES AND CHILDREN IN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I AM AN ADULT #LITERALLY. 25 YEARS OLD I WANT TO HIT YOU BOTH FOR NEVER LEARNING TO SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY EVER!!!!!!!! #and i’m fucking annoyed with my brother i fucking hate that he just listens to and replies to videos on snapchat out fucjing loud in front #of literally everyone and anyone he simply doesn’t give a fuck as if i don’t say some fuck shit or whatever the fuck to him what is WRONG #WITHYOU FUCK #like what if i was shit talking our mom or something ??????? fucking christ i’m so annoyed what the fuck i hate this shit i’m so :| #i woke up wanting to be in a good mood and vibe until i have to go to actual sleep but instead i’m in a bad fucking mood again. thanks guys! #fucking looooove it so much i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i need to find something to actively stop making me angry bc i’m like. going to ruin my own night if i don’t #also i FUCKING woke up with FUCKING acid reflux i want to scream from the rooftops so fucking bad #anyways i guess i’ll go look at abby or something idfk

[wabblebees]

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#i just think if yr assignment in yr college poetry class is to share a poem with a small group of yr fellow students who u dont know at all #& yr poem is abt self harm in the most triggering graphic way possible. maybe dont fucking share that one for feedback from yr classmates. #bc. holy fucking hell dude. like thats still fucking me up hours later #ill be fine i promise #but. god. holy shit. #im not saying you cant write abt that bc!! i sure fucken do!! but id never fucking share that shit without at the VERY least including a tw #beforehand. and i certainly wouldnt be sharing it in a situation where other people's fucking grades are dependant on engaging with #that particular piece of writing and giving me FUCKING FEEDBACK on how to ~improve my prose~ and shit?? #after reading it i wound up moving all of my... shit. into the common area in the house and going on a long-ass walk to get away from it #but my brain is still. yeah. it just blindsided me really hard out of nowhere and now im just kinda. stuck. #especially since im too restless to fall asleep and too tired to be awake. otherwise im being very deliberately careful with meself tho #which is!! certainly a vast improvement!! so that i will take!! #self-harm mention in tags #sh ment in tags #self-harm ment in tags #like i said ill be fine! its just been. a lot!! on top of a day+week+month thats already been very brainweirdbad #and i needed an extra place to vent after talking to some of my people abt whats up #bee speaks

[therealvalkyrie]

I can’t lmao

#I match with this guy on tinder #he says he’s going back to Europe but he’ll be here next summer so we should stay in touch #asks questions faster than I can respond to them #‘where do u live what do you think our first date should be NEXT YEAR what do you like to do do you have insta’ #shut UP shut up let me speak!!! give it a break it’ll be a YEAR #‘do you see a future with us’ IDFK DUDE!!!!!! WEVE NEVER MET!!!!!!!!! #good grief #valkyrie talks