#like idfk how to explain it

[tang3r1n]

okay i’m being a lil hyper today and i CANNOT get the idea of an island empress reader having Luffy wrapped around her finger, plus the island itself UGH i’ve already though of it all guys. pls encourage me to talk more cause i have a 4 page goodbye doc for this fucking reader.

kay so basically my entire thought is empress reader on a very distant yet powerful island, like she’s friends with everyone and her island has a neutrality agreement bc of this, meaning marines and pirates have to be chill and natural around each other or smth

anyways- some day the Strawhats are just sailing around when Nami starts freaking tf out abt ‘THIS FUCKING ISLAND I FUCKING FOUND HER YES FUCK’ and literally screaming to find their big ass transponder snail meanwhile everyone else is just shocked she’s genuinely tweaking

come to find out Nami n her family (might be agaisnt cannon but fuck off) we’re regulars of reader’s island back when they were both lil girls and they bonded so hard that they still write each other and Nami has slowly been nudging the crew to get closer n closer to her island just so she can geek out with her childhood bestie

so they all are like ‘lmao okay that’s chill’ and park it and Nami just takes off. i’m talkin they turn around and she’s bolting toward the massive ass golden castle or smth, and they just kinda chill while the islanders greet them and start slowly (normally) taking them to the castle. they’re like weirdly neutral abt Nami screaming like a banshee, mainly cause the older islanders remember her and know it’s a lot for her

so they literally barely make it to the first step of the entrance before two shrill screams ring out and Nami comes out dragging this gorgeous, young ass empress out, covered head to toe in jewels and charms, even her hair is filled with crystals tied to her braids and spirals of gold and silver are strategically placed everywhere. she’s got obviously tribal tattoos and symbols decorating her entire body, her thick form’s dressed in the more beautiful silk robes and she’s got the brightest smile as she openly sobs int Nami’s arms

and Luffy, for the first time in his life, is completely shellshocked from her, just like ‘:0’ and STARING at the empress while she tries to compose herself

Obviously she’s aware of who they are, shooting them all pleasantries and looking down at Luffy (mf is like 5’6 im sorry i’m 5’11 I LOVE SHORT LUFFYSS KAKDKSKQ) and giving him just the sweetest smile and soft lil ‘hello Captain’ and oh god he’s literally shaking his hands are sweaty what-

then Usopp’s just like ‘HAH srry he’s never seen such a pretty lady before’ and they’re all giggling at his absolutely stary-eyed face as he’s just dead silent, heart racing in front of this goddess.

#y’all i am sad to say it but #i might expand on this later #i also love the idea of her being the softest sweetest thing #and her bff (aside from nami) being like fucking Kidd AHAHAHAHA #‘guys this is my most specialist buddy :)’ #‘sup you fucking LOSERS’ #AHAHAHA #and all the left pirates and marines dote on her like a gaggle of grandpas #Croc always brings her like a whole chest of jewelry and wine when he comes to visit #SORRY i love soft croc #i’m too ooc wit one piece omfg #one more promise #i love the idea of Ace having adored reader so she has a little shrine to him #on a mountain that Luffy sees and he’s just like ‘aww :(‘ but he falls even harder knowing his brother adored reader #AAAAHHHHH #Law also visits and deals with her painting on his face and adding hair charms to him #deffo falls asleep to her playing with his hair #OH OKAY LAD THING #i’m picturing a mix of brazilian/marti gras/hawaiian lifestyle #like idfk how to explain it #Rio soundtrack vibes idfk #yeah #yeah that fits. #[‘v33nxs’ updated her blog!] #okay i’m done fuck off now pls

[m3llowm1sh]

guys holy shit i predicted melodie................

#this is from my drafts i dont think i explained the idea well but it was something i thought about a lot and made sense in my head #id rather have my idea and the bs i came up with than whatever melodie is #I HATE HER GRAHHHHHH #brawl stars #its funny how castle duo is my favorite duo ever and i havent ever came up with a fan idea for a third member... im a fake fan guys smh </3 #/j i would but i have no creativity whatsoever #wait actually ill do it right now #ummmmmmmmm i think having a princess is kind of dumb bcuz like i said mandy exists.... i think maybe a brawler revolving around #the haunted armor trope would be cool? like... a ghost knight that died a long time ago and possessed a suit of armor and fights on to this #very day #and supercell could release it on halloween wow im so smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 #“why are you rambling about this so much its such a dumb idea” its my blog and i ramble about whatever i want💥 #their name could be. idfk. and they love their sword or something like how ash loves his rats and grom his walkie talkie #the trio ever !!!!!!!!!!! guys if you think its a good idea and want me to draw it ummmmmm ill draw it when we hit 100123901239million like #ill show my incredibly smart and cool and super and awesome idea to my brawl stars friends and moots and see what they think

[barkingangelbaby]

dude...

#if I don't stop hyperfixating on my breathing... like... idfk how much longer i can live like this... #it's been happening since last august snd I'm so tired of it..... #it's not even only when I'm high anymore it's like... all the time #i just like.. stop automatically breathing once i think about it and it takes me *so* *fucking* *long* to start again #honestly I'm just typing this post to distract myself a bit and hopefully i just start breathing normally again but I'm still manually #breathing rn. and now im wondering what the normal amount of time in between breaths is and if I'm taking too long ?? #i tried to time my breaths with N's but she's asleep so i know it's gonna be different than mine #hoooo boy wish me luck falling asleep this is so annoying!!!! #is this ocd??? I've had several ppl in the past year tell me they think I have it but thinking about it makes me spiral #but it would explain A Lot of my thoughts n habits #anyway. I'm very annoyed with myself rn i just want to breathe normally and not worry myself into panic attacks anymore #actually very worried about how bad my stress in general has been bc there's no way it's been good for my body #ok. time to snuggle up n try to fall asleep!! im v cold rn so i have to warm up before i hug N bc i don't want to wake her with my ice cold #skin lmao. i can't wait for it to be warmer so i don't have to worry/feel bad about that lol #OKAY BBYYYYEEE if you read these tags I'm so very sorry. #rAMbles

[transgalvantula]

anyways occassionally my family has talked about transness and it never seemed as godawfully rude as it was today so just making a quick note that i just cannot come out to them at all lol

#like my cousin's gay my uncle's gay they'd be fine with that #but there's no way i'm coming out to them as nonbinary #like i feel like if i did they'd just be confused and not be respectful #my mom's parents aren't much better so yeah no #idk idk i might do it eventually bc i'm already getting tired of not being able to be me #i just don't wanna have to explain shit like nonbinary-ness to them #ask to tag #i have no idea how to tag this lol #text #transphobia #i guess ?? idk help #OH AND i would feel so strange coming out as gay but not nonbinary #like both in the it'd be hard to broach the subject a second time but also it just wouldn't feel authentic #idfk !!!!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

yes Hell Yes full "archie's all-american" in riverdale clip

#the epic highs of silently clapping & laughing when everyone whips off their shirt & lows of [when the song cuts off it doesn't resume :( ] #thanks riverdale for that classic (epic highs & lows triumphs & defeats of high school football) #joe iconis #enough sampled you can tell it bops along #archie vaguely looks like an amalgam of all the other guys (with fire in their eyes they know the way their whole lives will play out) #i had Just been watching a video where someone was explaining [musical theatre creation songwriting process] to the camera #so the start of this threw me for a loop like. behind the scenes?? #Youtube #oh lol the first time i saw this it was like fr is the other guy julian supposed to be also archie in this broader way #then via the media analysis of how movement is choreographed and the understudy line i see it's like ''yes and i'm mad abt that'' #tfw you have an archienemesis....def get the vibe either julian's been the cool chill buddy all along or the arch nemesis for half the show #i also appreciate how overall i'd say my idea of riverdale is laughing & having a great time being yourself #but then i remember the wisps of the Drama like the murderer gene & the idfk organ harvesting cult & archie drafted to the trenches #although really maybe all that was also always abt laughing living loving have fun be yourself. i mean godspeed to whatever

[nimx]

i’m gonna be more open & posting about problematic kinks. if you want to unfollow/block, i get it, go ahead. If you just don’t wanna see it, block #nyasty, that’s gonna be my tag for that stuff :3

#TMI here #i’m asexual kind of and so i just imagine these fictitiously for the most part #obv Nothing wrong with wanting to do these things irl of course but that’s my specific case #i’m like schrodingers asexual idfk how to explain #i would be the best service top if i had someone to teach me and practice on is What i’m saying

[blissfali]

Talked to my friends about the sims today. Im the only one who genuinely enjoys the game. They say its boring but tbh like the act of being able to check off little boxes and lists like when u do something thats Heaven like instant serotonin. Prolly why i like it so much

#Its the autism #also i just rlly like making stories in my head for my sims #Outside of the fuckin arg whatever im surveying cup to against their will #its genuinely fun to just like. Make shit up in ur head #Like idk anything specific just even tho the sims i have are based on people its like Wow those people #How do i explain this. #Idfk man i just like being creative with it #like being able to do whatever i want #and no one can tell me otherwise and i dont even have to write it down #its like heaven bro!!!

[sk3l3t0n444]

sometimes i forget that if i open up to people theyll think im an asshole

#im not as much of an asshole as i seem lmao #like it seems like an asshole thing if i try and explain shit simply #like the easy way to describe how i feel is “i dont give a crap your grandma died” #but how i really feel is “im sorry your grandma died but it doesnt affect me so im nkt sad #and i hope you feel better with time“ #like the most truthful way i can say it is“i dont care that your grandma died and it doesnt matter to me personally but youre sad so sry ig” #idfk

[aventa-whore]

hey so i’m a girl lol

#yeah um i guess im trans #i’ve been thinking abt it a lot and like i just like it more?? #so like she/her and stuff i think #but like still gay for boys #idk how to explain it like i still feel gay abt them #like im a girl and i like boys but i was a boy so it feels gay so like im a boy lesbian /hj #idfk man #but like #yea #comin out baby!

[gazelessmenagerie]

Anytime Broly starts getting erotically, maliciously cunning and vindictive.

#|| Tag: OOC #|| Tag: Audio #( those fucking hypnotic rhythms man. it just screams to me for this bastard and I'm not sorry ) #( he's like this strange juxtaposition of hard metal and yet the gentle soothing rhythms that are meant to ease you. ) #( *dumbass tries to explain the music themes and Vibes but fails at it. ) #( It almost feels archaic in a sense but yeah. just idfk man. ) #( him being an alluring and deadly bastard is running rampant and idk how far he's going to go. ) #( just know I'm watching with binoculars )

[shijuruiburning]

Big "I'm a child masquerading as an adult" feelings today and its fucking with my head a lot

#drinking my iced coffee like an adult going to my big adult job #gloomy txt #surrounded by people younger than me who act older and are much more .. put together and responsible #feeling like a 7th grader amongst 11th graders #small and scared abd dwarfed #i know its the neurodivergent + trauma combo but sometimes i just feel wrong and like i stopped growing once i hit middle school #like im permanently a kid and i have to just ADAPT rather than mature idfk how to explain it #it sucks i just want to hide in my room and not interact with other adults

[heartyearning]

got 2 new books today (esc&ctrl by steve hollyman and boy parts by eliza clark) and im ngl the first one especially was a cover buy like the summary sounded good but i coulda picked up any other book and bought that instead if it wasnt for the cover, but omg i just started reading it and the summary which sounded intriguing is DWARFED by the PREMISE of this book which has me shaking & crying & clawing at the walls of my fucking enclosure

#so the summary is basically smth along the lines of 'some guy wakes up in a different country without knowing how he got there #his gf has been murdered in their home country & now a sextape they made once is going viral bc someone else entirely posted it' #which like !! sounds interesting !! & the book is incredible to hold too like the weight of it & the binding quality is like #its a super floppy book basically its very nice so thats why i bought it #but i just read the foreword and OH MY GODDDDDDD MY GOD MY GOD. idk if its true & also thts not the fucking point but #the foreword is the author talking abt the manuscript for a novella he wrote on a typewriter & didnt have any other edition of #getting stolen & then all these years later getting an email from some guy who found the manuscript & sending him the scan #-ned in pages of the manuscript to make sure its the actual manuscript & theres been chapters added #by someone who seems to know the author (bc of injokes and what not) and OHHHH THAT IS SO #SO GOOD TO ME IDFK. IM BUZZING. IDK IF I SHOULD READ THIS NOW OR SAVE IT TO READ TOMORROW #BC I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A SINGLE SITTING TYPE OF READ #ough ough ough so exciting. also the impact hashtag impact house of leaves has had on the courier font industry. #im joking of course but like its partially explained in footnotes which are of course partially written in courier #to be fair part of the book in general is also written in courier but like idk its funny

[lesbiansanemi]

I have had the overwhelming urge to write so much the past week but my job switched me to mornings and I am so 😡😡😡 angry because I am excited to write so much but the second I get home I collapse and do nothing I want to write so fucking bad but instead I am!!!!!! Sleepy!!!!!!!

#it is literally a matter of having the energy to sit up straight and type #like I am formulating prose in my head #but actually typing it out is taking way more energy than I have #I’ve been lucky to get a page a night if even that (tonight it was about three paragraphs) #uuuggghhhh I’m pretty sure I suffer from some form of chronic fatigue in general given how exhausted I constantly am #no matter how much I sleep #but this abrupt schedule change did NOT help nor does the fact that it happened right after holidays where all my free time was spent #traveling and just on the go constantly #so I never even got the chance to actually recover from THAT before this started #I swear I need a week to literally just be left alone and not even contacted by another living soul #just to physically and mentally rest and recover before I’m like… semi-functional #how to explain to ppl I care about that yes… I like spending time with them…. but also do NOT fucking ask me to do anything for like a month #idfk I’m so tired and it’s Officially interfering with my hobbies which bring me a great amount of joy so I’m PISSED #kaz rambles

[usoratonkachi]

idk i feel like it’s becoming a type for me KJSDHKJSD but … every animanga girl with short hair that almost always will not hesitate to fuck u up… overpowered… fucking loves herself and knows how jacked she is <3

#I LOVE ALL THE LADIES BUT SMTH ABT THE GIRLS W SHORT HAIR… THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME INSANE ALSJDKDJDK #LIKE THEYRE ALWAYS SO MEAN AND THE BIGGEST TEASES I WILL DIE ALSJDKFJ #and they r like so in love w themselves too it makes u so insane abt them i can’t explain it #BUT DO U GET IT #idk they just make me fold they’re so bad and fine good GODDDD #bc they’re like so aware of how strong and amazing they are idfk what it is but have u noticed that LAHSKSJS #anyway yea that makes me short circuit

[blossom-hwa]

well at least there’s some measure of communication in this family

#lina talks #nas #I’m talking about extraordinary attorney woo #like……… at least the dad said something and didn’t try to hide it? #idk. still came too late #or did it? bc how do you explain that sooner #idfk #all I know is minwoo needs a good hearty knock on the fucking head #and based on ep 8s preview suyeon deserves a medal #from the first couple eps I thought she might just be a jealous second female lead but I love her to bits now