#i’m too ooc wit one piece omfg

[tang3r1n]

okay i’m being a lil hyper today and i CANNOT get the idea of an island empress reader having Luffy wrapped around her finger, plus the island itself UGH i’ve already though of it all guys. pls encourage me to talk more cause i have a 4 page goodbye doc for this fucking reader.

kay so basically my entire thought is empress reader on a very distant yet powerful island, like she’s friends with everyone and her island has a neutrality agreement bc of this, meaning marines and pirates have to be chill and natural around each other or smth

anyways- some day the Strawhats are just sailing around when Nami starts freaking tf out abt ‘THIS FUCKING ISLAND I FUCKING FOUND HER YES FUCK’ and literally screaming to find their big ass transponder snail meanwhile everyone else is just shocked she’s genuinely tweaking

come to find out Nami n her family (might be agaisnt cannon but fuck off) we’re regulars of reader’s island back when they were both lil girls and they bonded so hard that they still write each other and Nami has slowly been nudging the crew to get closer n closer to her island just so she can geek out with her childhood bestie

so they all are like ‘lmao okay that’s chill’ and park it and Nami just takes off. i’m talkin they turn around and she’s bolting toward the massive ass golden castle or smth, and they just kinda chill while the islanders greet them and start slowly (normally) taking them to the castle. they’re like weirdly neutral abt Nami screaming like a banshee, mainly cause the older islanders remember her and know it’s a lot for her

so they literally barely make it to the first step of the entrance before two shrill screams ring out and Nami comes out dragging this gorgeous, young ass empress out, covered head to toe in jewels and charms, even her hair is filled with crystals tied to her braids and spirals of gold and silver are strategically placed everywhere. she’s got obviously tribal tattoos and symbols decorating her entire body, her thick form’s dressed in the more beautiful silk robes and she’s got the brightest smile as she openly sobs int Nami’s arms

and Luffy, for the first time in his life, is completely shellshocked from her, just like ‘:0’ and STARING at the empress while she tries to compose herself

Obviously she’s aware of who they are, shooting them all pleasantries and looking down at Luffy (mf is like 5’6 im sorry i’m 5’11 I LOVE SHORT LUFFYSS KAKDKSKQ) and giving him just the sweetest smile and soft lil ‘hello Captain’ and oh god he’s literally shaking his hands are sweaty what-

then Usopp’s just like ‘HAH srry he’s never seen such a pretty lady before’ and they’re all giggling at his absolutely stary-eyed face as he’s just dead silent, heart racing in front of this goddess.

#y’all i am sad to say it but #i might expand on this later #i also love the idea of her being the softest sweetest thing #and her bff (aside from nami) being like fucking Kidd AHAHAHAHA #‘guys this is my most specialist buddy :)’ #‘sup you fucking LOSERS’ #AHAHAHA #and all the left pirates and marines dote on her like a gaggle of grandpas #Croc always brings her like a whole chest of jewelry and wine when he comes to visit #SORRY i love soft croc #i’m too ooc wit one piece omfg #one more promise #i love the idea of Ace having adored reader so she has a little shrine to him #on a mountain that Luffy sees and he’s just like ‘aww :(‘ but he falls even harder knowing his brother adored reader #AAAAHHHHH #Law also visits and deals with her painting on his face and adding hair charms to him #deffo falls asleep to her playing with his hair #OH OKAY LAD THING #i’m picturing a mix of brazilian/marti gras/hawaiian lifestyle #like idfk how to explain it #Rio soundtrack vibes idfk #yeah #yeah that fits. #[‘v33nxs’ updated her blog!] #okay i’m done fuck off now pls