#like he did the thang with this one

[introvertedkeni]

#this song changed my life #YOU’RE SO FINE YOU’RE SO FINE #like he did the thang with this one #jonghyun #kim jonghyun #shinee #this song doesn’t get talked about enough for me #like it’s soooooo smooth #my favorite song #Spotify

[toxooz]

just had a dream tony hawk gave me a cool life advice one liner but i caint rememBER THE EXACT WORDS NOW NOOO

#and then i shit u not he gave me a heavy chopper that i could fly around in yes ive been playing too much call of duty i fear #but whERE did tony hawk come from i dont think i even saw a pic of him yesterday or anything #it was one of thigs where the first part was kinda a callout/critique but the second half was like encouraging and made u go oh! :0c ok! :) #like it was actually gOOD ADVICE??? BUT I CANT RETAIN UGUHGU #^ me desperately trying to remember the exact words but i only vaguely remember and brother it dont hit the same #hopefully itll be one of them thangs that just hits me like a ton of bricks randomly in the day AHAHA #anyway i have GOT to finish this comic section b4 the end of this month for reasons yall will soon see :}

[stromer]

hi did you see that garly and dak were At It Again……. they are obsessed with each other i fear like u tussle with a guy ONE time at practice and suddenly u are bosom friends

someone please check on dakota joshua... i fear he has a critical case of the My Good Buddy Garly-itis... looks to be stage four

#you could be having a normal ass day and here comes dakota bringing up garly for the millionth time... like... ok #it's always “garly makes the plays.” or “i had to take the backseat" girl that man is five foot eight... STAND UP!!!!!!!! #the thing that really chaps me looking back at that scrum is that dak got hipchecked by garly; didn't know he was the one who did it #and went after fil instead #then learned it was that little tiny thang and made sure to fight at the next possible opportunity. my brother was NAWT FUCKING AROUND!!!! #and now you cannot convince me they haven't performed a blood sisterhood ritual or something #obsessed that garly would've taken a rolex and looked weird as a tiny man with a double digit number. it doesn't take much... #dakota joshua #conor garland

[ackee]

worrying about men all day seems like such a tiring way to live honestly.

#like omg one of my friends. 90% of her posts is abt men in some way. #hoping her exes pay for what they did to her. dating memes. memes abt being crazy over men. yadda yadda #i dont keep up w her dating life anymore. at any time i just assume she either has a man that sucks or is crying over a man that sucks. #maybe im too ugly and/or asexual to relate but its like omfg.... GET SOME HOBBIES!!!!! PLEEK! #id love to have a lil boo thang but not.. like this . i am trying my best to make some female friends this year !! a man can come After #and literally God himself will have to tell me he's the man for me. what do i look like gaining a headache on purpose #txt

[paintedpawz]

Oh my, how sweet! Resident darling of this dark and spooky little cul-de-sac wants to go trick 'r treat with you. Just beware, neighbor... not all the residents are as friendly as he is. 😈

Little quick redesign of Imp Wally inspired by @killertoons design, since my old design just wasn't as cute and I personally feel I've gotten better at drawing Wally! I had to of course add Home, or rather Monster House inspired home and I had a lot of fun experimenting with a more detailed background in a doodle that turned into a thought out sketch. My reference actually, was this piece of Sam merch I WANT SO BAD......

#SAM TRICK R TREAT MY BELOVED #and I already have seen a lot of people jump onboard a halloween AU when I was writing the draft in like september X'D #I was also inspired by the one comic someone did of like. all the neighbors getting changed into monsters #there's a lot of other similar ones I've seen on tiktok too #but to save my pride I'm gonna say I flushed mine out because it has more of a story hehe X'D #I have a whole pinterest board dedicated to this thang!!! #I might draw a full sketch of barnaby too maybe. #next to poppy he's got of my fave design concept sketches #and fun fact! I finished this the day of friday the 13th and later would be the surprise update we go to the welcome home site!!! :D #pretty lucky if I say so! #also clown wasn't kidding this puppet series would be a horror project after all BECAUSE WHO ELSE JUMPED AT THE BOO TO YOU STORY #WHY IS THERE A NARRATOR WUH- #WHY DO THEY H E A R THE NARRATOR- #Pawz Draws! 🐾🖌️✏️ #welcome home puppet show #wally darling #welcome home fanart #welcome home au #Haunted Home AU #Imp Wally #Halloween #traditional art #traditional drawing #cute art

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Wonder how far will the show take the implication of those Chaos doubles being Nine's new "friends". It also could just be him saying that to throw shade at Sonic's face while in reality Nine sees them only as machines made specifically for this one confrontation over the Shards but where would be the fun and angst in that

#has nine ever though of literaly making friends #like a cute little robot thang he could traumadump to without judgement or did that never cross his mind cuz he was too busy surviving #or worse #did he make one but it got purposefuly destroyed by someone so he said never again and stands at arms lengt towards his inventions too #oh now Im sad thinking about kids smashing his inventions if they ever managed to get their hands on them #and little nine being left in baren shambles just like the thing he spent days crafting #crying at the loss of one of the very very feew things that made existance in that miserable city somewhat berable #uhuhuhuuu #sonic prime #fucking hell I accidentally put the main tag as genshin #why is that tag bubble still there tumblr I handt made a jensheen post in year and a half #miles nine prower #nine the fox #sonic the hedghog #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime spoilers

[yardsards]

adulthood is just visiting ur friends, saying "damn bitch, you live like this?" (affectionate) and aggressively helping them clean up while they politely tell you that you don't have to do that. and then having friends do that to you when they visit your apartment.

#eliot posts #one of my friends often does not make his bed and sleeps on a bare-ass mattress so i INSIST on at least putting a fitted sheet on #(and then normally just fully make the bed too bc might as well) #i tell him to ''stop rawdogging the mattress''/''put some protection on that nasty thang'' #bc i of course must use the most cursed language available #it only takes like 5 minutes to do and is very worth it #and then i have this second friend who takes this to a whole nother level #he does my dishes every time he visits and lemme tell you. the dish situation around here gets DIRE. #he did like 4 sinkfulls when he was here last #and motivated me to clean the rest of the kitchen while he did that #it took like an hour and we ran out of hot water #but WAY faster than if i had tried to handle that shit alone #and we had fun and jammed to 80s music #another person i'm only loose friends with but i helped her clean a ton of trash from her dorm last time i visited #bc she was on the tail end of a depressive episode and i KNOW how that is #this only works w certain kinds of cleaning tho. you can't tidy up/organize other ppl's shit‚ for example #bc you don't know where anything is supposed to go and you'll likely make things more difficult in the end #amd it just requires you to handle all their personal belongings and open their drawers and shit #and there's a 90% chance that'll make them uncomfortable and like you're violating their space #but shit like dishes is generally very much fair game and won't make them uncomfortable #tho sometimes you gotta ask if there's a specific way they like their dishes washed bc some ppl are picky abt that #ANYWAY #is it obvious my love language* is acts of service? #*(tho the 5 love languages thing is a VAST over-simplification and things are not actually clear cut like that)

[shopcat]

i am the only one who even cares like as in about whatever it is i'm talking about IM SICK LET ME BE SICK anyway... basically everybody difference i'll put the sick stream of consciousness in the tags this time

#🐾 #as gay steve i feel i must have a certain love for gay steve which i do and i also think he's bisexual and it's not that they even coexist #or different worlds where one is gay and one is bisexual But that he is both i enjoy both. i think he's bi i mostly think he's gay bc i've #done the thinking there ALL MY CRAZY POSTINGS and i do think gay steve is like . peoooe are mean abojt it so i get defensive too like #FUCKING. HEY. just Fuck of... but hes the most beautiful bisexual for me and my mutuals and the people who get it #but when people don't get it well that makes me mad bc IM BISEXUAL >:( you are making it stupid and i hate you #the original reason i was even talking abt it yesterday was that crazy person who was like #when i joked about him being gay they were like no... he's not gay... He's drowning in pussy #like shut the fuck up you freak oh my god #i think soooo hard about things it's almost like i've got some sort of spectrum based Thing.... #i also do think diff situations calls for different THANGS like i love different concepts much like everyone i just don't have a pinned #down like. interpretation of him and i do find it a BIT odd when people DO if they do it in a certain way. also what i was talking about ☝️ #like ages ago i did a poll on what ppl interpret him as gender and sexuality wise and i do think it's fun to like go hard for a particular #hc but i also like most. if not all. i am most partial to transbi simply because that's what i am #partial to mean. but also bc i am transbi too actually like that's true ☝️ If you think about it ☝️ #that's the beautiful thing ..... Everybody difference for real #i think him being like genderfluid/bigender/nonbinary of some kind is the most popular gender hc. well i know it is #CIS DOESNT COUNT YOU CSNT HEADCANON SOMEONE CIS IDIOT HE IS CIS ALREADY DIE #anyway. and i love that too i love it so mch. transgender th world #so yeah if he's gay i love it if he's bi and it's GOOD i love it and it's always good when it's my own mind and my friends. and mutuals #etc. when he's a trans guy i love it the most but honestly it's pretty equal atp #i did get the feeling slash thought yesterday though that one time i saw someone refer to a guy with top scars as she/her like in that #joking way that even i do and i wanted to blow my own head up #like i think it's common cents 💰 to not apply your own hcs to someone's already formed work .. #i do also think the trans but not transmasc hc is bc it's ... not EASIEST but it's les complicated is why it's so popular #just like it's less complicatef for him to be bi for some ppl who aren't as connected to it but still do it and that's when it gets weird #cuz like i've already had people be like oh he can't be trans he had sex with nancy SO. yeah... people are insane actually #sts

[victory-cookies]

I hope my uncle follows through on giving me his xbox bc I’d really love to give bg3 a try fr

#I’ve been lamenting not experiencing a lot of games bc (save for the very brief period in which we had an xbox 360) #I’ve never had a console to play them on #now that I have a switch of my own I can get some of those that have been ported at some point #but there are some xbox and ps exclusives and stuff like that I’ve just never experienced #and before you say ‘wait why didn’t you play them on the xbox 360?’ #we had that thang long enough for me to make it through maybe half of portal before my dad got rid of it bc we didn’t use it enough #(we got it free and to be fair. he never used it. he just didn’t see me playing portal ig) #also to be fair despite having a wii and eventually a switch I am still late to the party on a lot of Nintendo games too lol #I just didn’t really game as a kid and when I did it was pokepark wii #anyway. all of this is to say that my uncle has 2 xboxes and I would like one of them so I can finally try bg3 #I mean. I guess I could get it on my computer but she isn’t built like that. I think trying to run a game like that would blow her up

[pikslasrce]

DEEPLY UNSERIOUS MOVIE <333

#ooooh its giving serial mom but for teenage girls. #WHEN HE CHOPPED THE GUYS DICK OFF... and they showed its shadow on the wall and then it falling in the trash... poetic cinema #a bit sad that they did goth on goth violence... and also the Deep People vs Vapid Whores division it felt a little meh #but also thats supposed to be lisas character flaw i guess. shes isolating herself bc she thinks shes like. Deep and Misunderstood #just bc she like.. reads?? otherwise shed be a mary sue... so i guess it works. did annoy me tho. but it was probably the point. i hope #the monologue to that guy before he got his thang chopped off was something tho. 'you dont want a smart gf bc you want to be the smart one' #quite an interesting take. didnt like the implications in the context of the movie. but like i get the sentiment

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

partaking in my favorite hobby (drawing little thumbnails thinking about chip n jay finding gillion)

#my post #i mustve drawn out this scene like 5 or 6 times by now lol #its so fun :3 #jays the one who actually spots him in the water (bcus she has the highest perception) #chibo has a moment where he sees gill floating there and flashes back to going overboard in hole in the sea and decides to pull him up #(chip justifies helping to jay by saying gill will owe them for saving him lol) #gill hesitantly takes his hand bcus uhoh. humans! thats what the elders always warned him about! theyre his enemies! #but they seem... nice?? and theyre helping him? much to think about #chip tries to explain what a pirate is which leads to gillion going 'are pirates evil' while reaching for his sword lmao #jays like 'well yknow-' before chip cuts her off like 'NOPE!! DID I SAY STEALING I MEANT WE UH WE HELP PEOPLE MHM MHM' #then hes all 'ohh you know whos really evil?? those NAVY' and then he rambles on about this island theyre sailing towards (its canella lol) #and it ends :] #oh wait after chip says teh bit about the navy jay like. glances off to the side. and you can see a bit of recognition in gills face. #ANYWYAS yeah i love drawing this thang i always kinda mke it the same lol #thisis what happens when you cant write. i sketch my silly little scenes

[xxsunoosprincess]

hi, can i reqs enha reaction to waking up with their back all scratched up after a long night with their s/o?

back to my regularly scheduled content 😋 absolutely delicious request

Enhypen’s reaction to seeing the marks you left on their back. (OT6)

pairings: enhypen legal line x reader

warnings, 18+, minors DNI, mentions of sex, handjobs, and marking

Heeseung

Shy baby…. doesn’t tell you because he doesn’t want you to feel bad (and also secretly wants you to do it again). When you wake up he is fully dressed and sitting in bed, back facing away from you which is weird. He’s never awake this early and is he watching you sleep?? Can’t pry what’s wrong out of him so you end up wrestling him down and flipping up his shirt, exposing the marks (and making his cock throb). Repeated tells you it’s not a big deal but walks around with his shirt tucked in like a dork just in case anyone else tries to pull a fast one on him.

Jay

Loves that shit. Type of boyfie that sends you $200 to get your nails done all pretty. Taking care of you is his top priority!! Plus, he loves the way a nice manicure looks when you have your hands wrapped around his cock. He can also feel the scratch marks you leave down his back that much better with a nice set of acrylics. When he catches sight of them in the morning, you will have another “investment” sitting in your bank account immediately.

Jake

Shakes you awake after he takes a shower and the body wash packs an extra sting. Once he has you up and sufficiently panicked… “It’s important, wake up!!” Is not the most delicate way to wake up your partner… he pulls off his shirt and flips over to show you the damage. Thinks he has a rash at first, but it doesn’t take much to deduce what the red lines running down his back are from. Once you tell him, he switches to “Look what you did to me! You wild animal!” all whiny and rosey cheeked. Makes you kiss it better.

Sunghoon

Likes it and makes sure everyone knows about it. “Oh these? Y/n was over last night” cue groans from the other members. After that they stop asking but he makes sure they are visible. Will probably even ask you to do it again and leave marks along his shirt line so they “accidentally” show. And when you do, he makes sure to reward you with an extra nice pounding that night <3

Sunoo

Sweet blushing baby!! He sees it in the mirror while doing his morning skincare and shrieks. It obviously attracts the attention of everyone in the dorm, but he runs back to his room with his shirt clutched to his chest and back pressed against the wall. He finally slips into the room and sees you sitting up in bed, clearly just awoken by the chaos happening behind the door. Jeers of “damn Sunoo I didn’t know you were a freak like that!” from Jake as he turns around to show you what all the commotion was about sends you into your own fit of laughter.

Jungwon

The first time it happened he didn’t even notice. Goes about his day until he is at dance practice and is getting sweaty so he takes his shirt off. Sunoo’s scandalized gasp is all he heard before a shirt is thrown at his face with a hissed “are you crazy? what if the managers see?”. Oops. Not so secretly happy about it. Now he walks around the dorms shirtless after a romp with you in the sheets just so he can show off a bit.

END.

a/n: short lil thang to get back into the swing of things after everything that went down today. Good lord… thinking about getting two requests out tonight to make up for deleting last nights :( also reminder that requests are open for 100 follower event!! anyways, hope you enjoy! xx - princess

taglist: @sunoofairyofsass @cha0thicpisces (fill out form or dm to be added)

#enhypen reactions #enhypen x reader #enhypen hard hours #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #enhypen smut #heeseung smut #heeseung x reader #jay smut #jay x reader #jake smut #jake x reader #sunghoon smut #sunghoon x reader #sunoo smut #sunoo x reader #jungwon smut #jungwon x reader #enhypen x y/n #requests for sunoo’s princess!! #enhypen requests #enha x y/n #enha x reader #enha smut #enha reactions #enha scenarios #enha imagines #enhypen drabbles #xxsunoosprincess

[redhotchiliplanet]

slap his big-ass head

#sushi.zxt #I love the fact he had the eyepatch even at birth. he was born wit it #sorry for deep sea diver posting but genuinely one of my favorite episodes. #but its like. why did they design him like that. #wagoogus jr looking thang.

[oikasugayama]

HOW HE F--KS YOU pt. 2

pt. 1 Dazai, Ranpo, Ango | pt. 2 Chuuya, Kunikida, Tachihara | pt. 3 Poe, Atsushi, Fukuzawa

smutttt. gn!reader, multiple anatomies mentioned. MDNI

Chuuya

He fucks you everywhere.

He loves picking you up and holding you while you fuck so he can pull your body into his thrusts to hit you good and deep. He loves watching your tits jiggle or your cock bounce while doing this, and he loves seeing your filthy expressions as he pounds you.

Because of his ability he can hold you up with no effort. He can carry you through his apartment, never needing to sit you down or rest your weight against anything because gravity is his bitch even more than you are. That doesn't mean he wont sit you on the kitchen counter to eat you out, or bend you over the back of the sofa and fuck you from behind. He's an ass guy for sure, he loves seeing that thang recoil when he spanks it or when his hips smack it as he thrusts. He will smack your ass or grab it or touch it almost every single time he hugs you or kisses you. He's gotta make sure one of his favorite assets is protected after all ;)

One time you asked if Chuuya could fuck you on the ceiling and he totally did it. He supported you fully so you didn't get a headache from being upside down at all. It just kinda felt like normal sex but it was funny to you to know that the damp spot up there was from ya'll's sweat while boning. (the spot dried, don't worry)

Any time Chuuya picks you up you get horny because he holds you while fucking so often. He's caught on, too, so if he wants you to hurry something up if he's getting impatient he'll just grab you and throw you over his shoulder or pick you up and force your legs around his waist, and you're getting horny before he even starts saying filthy shit in your ear.

Kunikida

He fucks you every night.

The ideal way to love someone is to do so consistently, and oh boy is Kunikida consistent. His routine shifted after starting to date you, and now "intimacy" is a scheduled block on his daily calendar. He may not actually write it, though, because if Dazai sees it he won't hear the end of it. His schedule definitely says your name.

He likes to try new positions, new techniques, new toys. He discusses them with you very seriously, asking what you'd like, what you wanna try, what you wanna keep the same. It doesn't get boring or feel clinical, though. It's really, really refreshing to be able to discuss this kind of stuff without feeling ashamed or immature.

Like all things in his life, Kunikida is good at what he does. He uses your pleasure as a guide and plays around with you until you're both satisfied. Though he loves the intimacy of just the two of you kissing and licking and sucking and fucking, he also likes the speed and efficacy of some toys like vibrators which make you both cum fast. No matter how you get down and dirty, he will make sure you get what you want before it's over, whether that's one orgasm or multiple or none if you're not interested or if you just wanna make him feel good. He's very much a "the needs of my partner come before my own" type of guy.

He's not opposed to spontaneous sex!! Yes he has a tight schedule, but sometimes if he goes out to lunch with you and you're looking really fucking good he might have to take you in the back of his car before he can go back to the office (^-^) After being in a relationship he's realized that it's okay to be late sometimes if you're acting in the throws of passion. He's gonna take love where he can after denying himself for so long.

Tachihara

He fucks you quick and dirty.

He's got a lot of shit goin' on for the PM at any given time, being one of the leads in Black Lizard. It's even more of a problem if you're hitting him up while he's also secretly in the Hunting Dogs. He doesn't have time or the interest for relationships, no matter how hot he thinks you are, but he is fully down for hooking up with you.

That's what leads to you being bent over any time he runs into you. You better grow your hair out of it's short, because he sure loves to grab it tightly in his fist while ramming you from behind. He'll pull your head back, bite your neck to leave a bruise, and call you a slut without batting an eye. All he's known is a life of fighting and being rough, so he doesn't exactly know how to treat you gently.

If it bothers you, you can ask him to stop or slow down and he will, but he's just as likely to spin you around, knock you down to your knees, and shove his cock in your mouth since you "apparently can't take it like you usually do."

If you have a genuine need for him to stop or treat you differently, he will!! he will never force you to do anything. he'll be the one to suggest a safe word for you to use if he's acting up too much. for the most part the extent of it is him being rough and calling you names, he doesn't hit you or hurt you while fucking.

He's not a fan of condoms, he doesn't like needing them, he doesn't like having to keep track of them so he's either getting snipped or you're taking measures to prevent potential pregnancy, because when he rails you he likes it messy. he'll cum inside and push it back in with his cock or his fingers or his tongue, asking if you like being used and pumped full of his seed like a dirty whore. it turns him on more seeing his cum spill out of you, so if he has time he likes to get a second round in before smacking your ass, standing you up, and giving you a messy tongue-kiss goodbye.

#bsd x reader #bsd smut #chuuya x reader #chuuya smut #kunikida x reader #kunikida smut #tachihara x reader #tachihara smut #bsd fanfic #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs headcanons #bsd headcanons #chuuya headcanons #kunikida headcanons #tachihara headcanons

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "Okay ha ha, very funny. Who stole me and Charlie's laundry out of the dryer again- Angel Dust!"

Angel Dust: "Wasn' me."

Vaggie: "Are you wearing my fucking skirt!?"

Angel Dust: "Ooooh~ it's a FUCKIN' skirt, huh? This one kept special for when Charlie jumps ya?"

Vaggie: "Que te la pique un pollo- NO."

Angel Dust: "Aw c'mon toots, we all know you have one~"

Vaggie: "Give me back. My skirt. You. Ass."

Angel Dust: "Speakin' of... is it really still YOUR skirt, Vagina, if MY ass is the one lookin' so utterly fine and fabulous in it?"

Vaggie: "YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS, ANGEL DUST."

Angel Dust: "Yeah? Then what's this beautiful thang here, hmm?"

Vaggie: "I don't know because there's nothing there for you to even POINT at, twig twink!"

Husk: "HA!"

Angel Dust: "Ugh fiiine. Since you're being nice an' usin' my preferred pronouns-"

Vaggie: "Twig???"

Husk: "Twink."

Angel Dust: "-I'll hand over the girlfriend-fucking skirt. The delicius heat from the dryer's mostly gone now anyway. Jus' lemme grab something to throw on over it first..."

Vaggie: "Seriously? THAT'S why you took it?? Dryer heat?"

Angel Dust: "Next best thing to hot bath at the end of a day's hard work, baby! A day's VERY hard, throbbing, aching work-"

Vaggie: "I will throw this spear at you. I WILL ruin your stupid hair."

Husk: "Fucking do it."

Vaggie: "YOU shut up too. You're the one who taught him this in the first place, aren't you?"

Husk: "WHAT? I don't put on your fucking skirts!"

Angel Dust: "Wha' about her non-fucking ones?"

Husk & Vaggie: "Shut up."

Angel Dust: "Touché~ Protestin' too much, me thinks~”

Vaggie: "Husk- we all know you're the one waiting for the dryer to finish so you can drag the laundry onto the floor and sleep on it!"

Husk: "That's bullshit- you've got no proof-"

Angel Dust: "Cat hair, Mr. Whiskers."

Husk: "The fucking hotel has a cat!"

Vaggie: "That smells like a bar and also sheds feathers?"

Husk: "FUCK."

Angel Dust: "Don't break yourself up over it, kitten daddy- If you hadn't shown me the joys of laundry shopping, I'd never have known how GOOD I look in this jacket."

Vaggie: "???? You- IS THAT CHARLIE'S!?!?"

Angel Dust: "Goes good with the skirt, huh? If you two had a kid, they'd fucking SLAY."

Vaggie: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING HER JACKET"

Angel Dust: "Look- she's the only one in this fancy prancy hotel that's got the same measurements as me, at least in the shoulder, hips, and torso department! The only one who's clothes don't smell like dead deer and dusty old radios, anyway!! I'm kinda low on options here, okay?"

Vaggie: "WHAT ABOUT THE OPTION OF DON'T StEAL OUR STUFF?? THAT'S LIKE, THE EASIEST FUCKING OPTION YOU COULD HAVE!"

Angel Dust: "Orrrrr, you two could adopt me as you gay lovechild and give me some fuckin' hand me downs. Or money."

Vaggie: “OUR WHAT!?”

Angel Dust: “Fuck it, give me money an’ I’ll buy my own clothes, mom.”

Vaggie: “I. Am. NOT-”

Charlie: “-hey guys! Has anyone seen my….”

Charlie: “…uh, Vaggie? Why is Angel Dust dressed like our gay lovechild?”

Angel Dust: “HA!”

Charlie: “And did he just call you ‘mom??’”

Vaggie: “I give up. Anyone needs me, I’ll be in the laundry room, shoving myself in the dryer on the hellfire setting.”

Husk: “You’ll have to fucking drag Niffty out first.”

Vaggie: “What.”

Charlie: “What?”

Angel Dust: “WHAT”

Husk: “She was crawling in head first when I left after waking up- uhh- after getting something.”

Angel Dust: (shrieking) “AN’ YOU LEFT HER THERE???”

Vaggie: “Oh shit-”

Charlie: “Vaggie- go! Fly!! Go go go now Now NOW- EMPLOYEE IN THE INDUSTRIAL CLEANING EQUIPMENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!”

- meanwhile, in the laundry room-

THUMP THUMP THUMP

THUMP…. Thump………… thump

Alastor: “…”

Alastor: (reaches over to knock on dryer door)  

Alastor: “Having fun, dear?”

Niffty: (flopping limply half out of dryer) (battered) (scorched) (GRINNING) “Ow pain!”

Alastor: “Quite.”

Niffty: “Heheheh… heHEHEHEH.”

Niffty: (sets the dryer to max again) “More…. PAIN!!!” (shuts door from the inside) (grins from other side with her face pressed against the glass)

Alastor: “Fascinating.”

Thump…Thump. Thump. THUMP THUMPTHUMP-

Cherri Bomb: “…”

Cherri Bomb: “…Know what? You kids have fun. I’m just gonna go, like, break into someone’s house and murder them so I can use their washer and dryer. That’ll be less fucked up than….. whatever this is.” (hefts basket of bloody laundry and bombs) (waves over her shoulder while leaving) “Bye~”

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hasbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #niffty hazbin hotel #cherri bomb hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #silly nonsense #that feeling when your coworker leaves their own bloodstains on the inside of the dryer machine #so you need to wash it before anyone can do laundry again #(and before cherri bomb can try quick-drying stuff with explosives in the mean time) #(......again)

[st4rd0lly]

ohh for the valentines thing maybe pm dazai (like in dark era) + virginity loss?

𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄 ?

cw : virginity loss , corruption kink , slight possessiveness + obsessiveness , gn reader , dom dazai , sub reader , biting , dacryphilia , he’s kind of pathetic in this , lovesick dazai ftw , not safe sex (please if you’re gonna fuck irl do it safe and do it right darlings, wrap that thang), MDNI

Dazai shouldn’t be seeing you.

He shouldn’t be seeing anyone for a matter of fact, this he knew this well. Everyone around him knew it too. The cold and brutal executive who had a penchant for toying around with people. You knew this too, in fact you knew it too well.

So why were you in this position now?

Pleasure wasn’t something Dazai actively sought after, at least not for himself. Sex was more of means to gain information, and he knew a lot of it. Outside of it being one of many tactics for the mafia, he wasn’t particularly interested in having such an intimate time. And yet he feels like his skin is on fire when he sees any inch of you, eyes focusing in on any part of skin showing. 

He tried to convince himself that this was just stupid lust, it’ll go away soon. You were just another mission partner, a fellow executive who tags along with him and Chuuya occasionally. You weren’t anything special to him, no not at all. You definitely weren’t the person he goes to when he had no one else to bother, and no, you definitely weren’t the person he gets reminded of the most. 

That would be pathetic of him. And it’s not like he enjoys being so casually touchy with you. He totally doesn’t reach to pull and hold your arm to walk around with you when he starts an argument with Chuuya, huffing and telling you to just follow his lead instead of that stupid ginger. And he definitely doesn’t like it when he rests his head on your shoulder or vice versa when you two are alone. Or when he tells his bar friends about you. No, that’s just some stupid cringey romance thing. He tells himself he’s too good for that stuff. 

So again, why were you in this position now?

His hands eagerly cup your face, his lips chasing yours each time you try to pull away for air. He wanted you to feel the way he does, how suffocating his love is for you. How each time he tried to pull away to breathe, you always pulled him right back in. But he realizes that unfortunately, he is a human who needs to breathe too, so he stopped momentarily for the both of you to catch your breaths. He wanted to dare not open his eyes but he was caught up in how they looked at him.

You didn’t look at him in pure disgust, or just pure lust. You looked at him with a hunger, a desire, an unfamiliar love that he was afraid of. But when it came to you, he was reduced to nothing but a lovesick yearner. And maybe he was ready to chase. 

‘I want you.’ were the words he wish he could’ve said out loud to you, you deserved to hear them. But like an angel, it was like you heard the prayer repeating in his mind. 

“I want you.” You whispered, your own hand reaching his cheek, the side where his eye was covered. He had to stop himself right then and there from melting and nuzzling into your touch. 

“Have me then.” He replied quietly, wanting to come off as confident but his words sounded vulnerable to you.

“You would be my first.” You chuckled a little, smiling at him. Then his head got dizzy at the fact. Did he care whether you were a virgin or not? Not really, because either way, he was determined to make you feel like it was your first time on a high. But there was that burned so deliciously in his chest knowing that he would be the first to touch you. And he was sure to be the last too. Just like he was yours, you were his. 

“First and only.” He grinned.

“We’ll see.”

And now that’s how you got into the position you were in now. 

“Aren’t you taking me so good hm?” He cooed into your ear, cock buried deep inside you with each thrust of his hips. He felt you squirm, watching your chest heave and pretty tears fall from your eyes from the pleasure. Oh there was nothing more than he adored than seeing you under him, falling apart so beautifully. And there was nothing more he loved hearing than your cute sounds, all the moans and whines and whimpers. Your adorable little pleas for him to stop being so mean.

You were just so his.

“You’re just too cute… filthy too huh? Letting me fuck you like this.” He laughed a little, as if he wasn’t drunk off of you entirely. He kissed your tears and moved his hips more harshly, letting you wrap your arms around his neck to keep him close. He was so close, he was so fucking close. He can’t even remember how many times the both of you came, he knew he should’ve been more gentle but god, you were like wine he wanted to indulge himself in every night.

He let out muffled groans into your neck, covered with love bites and marks from his relentless attacks and teases earlier. 

“D-Dazai…” You whimpered, your voice slightly hoarse from how much you were raising it earlier. It was the only thing you knew how to say at this point besides please and yes.

“G-God, fuck.. say that I’m yours.. You already know you’re mine. Please say that I’m yours..” He moaned, biting down on your neck. ‘Just a little more..’ He thought, but he didn’t even realize the words coming out like you did. But that’s all you’ve been wanting to say, you were just waiting for the right moment.

“You’re mine Dazai, fuck me like it.” You let out a small gasp before you yelped and felt him slam harder into you. You cling onto him tightly, one hand gripping his hair while the other scratched at the bandages wrapping his back. 

“C-Cumming..!” You both whined, before reaching your orgasms at the same time. His body collapsed onto you with him still inside, his cock twitching as he fills you up. You both pant, holding onto each other tightly, exhausted.

“So…” Dazai says after a couple moments of silence, wincing a little before pulling out. “First and only yeah?”

“First and only.”

dividers : @/cafekitsune

#. . . words of the crimson moon —✫・゜・。. #dazai smut #dazai x reader #bsd smut #bsd x reader #IDK IF YOU CAN TELL BUT I LIKE WRITING FOR DAZAI A LOT <3 #i had a lot of fun with this request #i like writing dazai pathetic and mean and and and #gn reader #the ending couldve been better tho i know :(