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Have a handful of things from the Milo Mikey Murphy's Law pitch bible

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A handful more things from the Milo Mikey Murphy's Law pitch bible:

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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

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Love the puns from Pun Hub

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

#I love you quotative like!

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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How I broke myself in half.

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its so darkly funny that teslas are just full of features that straight up kill you for literally no other reason than one man's adolescent idea of what makes a car 'cool'

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trying not to lose my mind. One of my jobs finally put out the schedule for May and despite telling him on four separate occasions, both in person and over email, that I cannot work the first two weeks of May because I am away and then for the rest of the summer I can work Tuesday to Friday, my boss has scheduled me multiple times during my vacation, and on multiple Mondays. I also have been dropped to about 5 hours a week, which is fucking embarrassing. I was hired on to work about 10-15 and that’s what I’ve been working all year, and I get we’re less busy in the summer but he has me coming up to campus (which he knows is a long drive for me) to do a couple two or three hour shifts and that’s it. And again, I cannot work most of them as I am on fucking vacation!!!

#He is so fucking useless #I cannot sustain having a car and shit too if I work that little #And with how my other job is right now I doubt I can get more hours there #so it looks like I may be looking for another job this summer #fuck me. jfc

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle

Laios and fair food

2. Taako cooking for real

3. Encounters with plants

bonus

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well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses

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has anyone seen my pet rock? I left her out in prime erosive conditions for 30,000 years

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Okay I’m done. I’m finished. It’s over

#I wrote 3000 words in 3 hours #proves what I can do under pressure ig #idk if it was like. Good or not. I didn’t really have time to edit #but it’s done. It’s in. My back hurts so bad from hunching over my keyboard for three straight hours

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exam time 😭