#like dude open your eyes???

[gregmarriage]

talking to my brother about succession and trying to remain normal is like playing a game on extreme difficulty

#i have the brainrot and i feel like it shows #he isn’t as insane about the show as i am sadly lol #like he’ll mention tom and/or greg and i have to physically restrain myself from going overboard on talking about them and acting feral #i really don’t think he’s noticing the homoerotic subtext that they have even though it’s staring at him right in the face #he’s gonna watch the nero/sporus and forehead kiss scenes and not think anything of them and i’ll want to rip my hair out #like dude open your eyes??? #it’s not even like i’m making it up or reading too far into it #it’s not even subtext at this point it’s just text #he’s gonna watch the tomshiv betrayal and not understand the deeper meaning of it and what it means for tomgreg #i don’t understand him sometimes #not even just tomgreg just the show in general he doesn’t get certain stuff and i’m just sat there like 🫡 #he keeps saying shiv is the worst character more than fucking LOGAN who’s an abusive piece of shit???? #and who is just an absolutely disgusting person all round #he thinks shiv is evil for cheating on tom but logan can abuse his kids and it’s not bad i want to tear my own face off #like not excusing shiv bc granted she has done shitty things but it’s nothing compared to what logan has done #and as much as i love tom he’s not innocent either #anyways my brother is fucking weird as fuck but we been knew

[thebirdarts]

Pose<3

#hey dude why are your fucked up halo like things irregular and centered not in the middle of your face???? #bc hes a fake bitch<3 his 'centre' is in the eye of the beholder #gold & silver #cecio #thebirdarts #yall are spared my mountain of tags trying to figure out which jojo's pose i subconsciously riffed #the answer is fucking any of them idk #i used my own references #[strongest contended is one from part 2 but i made the arm horizontal not vertical. but idfk] #ive read almost 7 volumes & all of the anime it could be any #the only reason part 2 is a strong contender is bc SOMEONE #looped the fucking opening for the hours we were in vc one night and its burned into my fucking brain #it haunts my sleep #might be Jolyne. just a feeling #and i will give my headshots clothes when i need to cover something. im not thinking about cloth for like. a tint bit of torso

[catamaris]

your ghost trick art has opened my eyes . hey i need those men to kiss now

THANK YOU i'm glad to hear that. they have so many things wrong with them and it hurts to watch sometimes but they're so interesting

#catamari post #i think i'm almost at my fourth month being crazy about these two. holy smokes dude #cannot stress this enough. you can do so much with these two #when you move past the mutual guilt and let them heal you open your eyes to their fun (unexplored) dynamic and it's everything to me #or you can make them peep the horrors forever. up to you man #doodled this on my phone a week ago hope u like🫶 #(staring at the camera) platonic or not please consider them

[imminent-danger-came]

tbh i dont even think 'red son should have gotten the samadhi fire' truthers even wanted him to be the 4th ring, most ive seen want him to have gained/shared the fire with mei during EYD (which is kinda also dumb). ive never seen someone complaining about him not getting the fire explain how the plot would function if that happened

also some people think meis dragon heritage should've been explored instead, which is funny since there are 3 episodes dedicated to that AND meis heritage and legacy motif are integral to her being the 4th ring

LITERALLY

Like Wukong's mistake affected Ao Lie which then affected Mei 100s of years later. Legacy and the cyclical nature of history, stories, and life

#Mei and Ao Lie as foils is #like the gang and their respective pilgrims are obviously all foils to each other #but Mei and Ao Lie might be my fav #(not by much. They're all so good) #idk something something Mei's family not considering her worthy and then the dragon palace of the east not considering her refined enough #And then Ao Lie being like ''you're not a disappointment'' #Crying dude #like they already are exploring Mei's dragon heritage you just gotta open your eyes #How it is with lmk #the subtext is there you just gotta pay attention and connect some dots #not that this is subtext but #you know #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk Mei #asks #samadhi fire mei #the samadhi fire

[butchmartyr]

i think vergil from DMC should be retconned as transfem, not because i think it fits his character or because i want his costumes to change at all (they wouldnt) but mainly because i just think itd be really funny if you kept running into him throughout a new game but every time you do his chest is less and less flat

#dante like 'hey dude uh congratulations about your uh...' #vergil sheathes the yamato and slowly opens his eyes as he looks up at his brother; 'this is progesterone‚ dante. /power/.' #sasha speaks

[elles-home]

i love sanji he’s a lady’s man at heart but only men keep falling for him

#thinking about ace #and pedro #when i saw pedro light sanji’s cigarette with his paw-electricity #i posted it on my ig story going am i insane or is this not very homoerotic #and people replied i don’t even go here but you’re right #men see sanji and immediately think what if our love language is acts of service #especially lighting their cigarettes #and sanji is such an acts of service dude as well #but not particularly as a romantic love he’s just an acts of service dude down to his bone #he needs to be needed in order to be loved #and so when these guys do things for him #he’s like ah they’re so nice #bc he is doing these things for people #to be nice as well #rip sanji one day you will open your eyes enough to know you have a harem #until that day #keep failing at being a ladies man

[roseofcards90]

ling willingly lets greed take over his body, but the former still has possession over his mind etc. its just greed's kinda living there rent free if that makes sense. they both have control of his body at different points at different points so sometimes you're talking to greed and sometimes you're talking to ling. you can often tell who's in control at that moment because greed has his eyes open and ling doesn't. its funny because often when greed's in control ling's still shouting at him from inside his mind and they're communicating

OHHH okay yeah that makes sense! :0 wow they’re really just two guys chilling in the same body lol

#wait so like Ling never opens his eyes at all??? 😭 did he not do that before Greed showed up #interesting tho how he has one of the seven deadly sins there #I thought they were just like a bunch of random dudes who all had their own body #Greed really was just like ALRIGHT KID ILL BE LIVING HERE NOW IN YOUR MIND LMAO #asks #Charlie

[dont-eat-lint-rollers]

still no proper dni but if you watch turkey tom get away from my blog

#champ talks #saw the 'HUGE TRANS DRAMA' tomdark video come across my feed and after watching it i can safely say he sucks ass #trying to say that transphobia and someone using slurs against a trans coworker was 'silly' and 'not a big deal' shut the fuck up #'i got a new haircut so im nonbinary im going by zim now my pronouns are je/jer' being the opener is a bad fucking look babes idk! #especially when in the same video you then go on to only refer to a nonbinary character with she/her and be like 'no thats a girl' #and then TRY AND CLAIM THATS NOT WHAT YOURE DOING #ive always had bad vibes about him bc he just genuinely seemed like he was obnoxious at best and a bad person at worst but like. lord #and he just lets his comment section fill with bigotry because he doesnt give a shit like way to go dude nice to know you dont care about u #he didnt say anything outwardly transphobic so a red mark on shinigami eyes would probably be a bit much but oooooh he needs it SO BAD #he also makes some sketchy comments about a trans furry in that 'gamers won the war' type way #so. what a wonderful time

[ssreeder]

SREEDIE YOU UPDATED and I haven’t even read the last chapter yet…

in my defence, I have moved countries so uh… keep waiting for me, my love, I shall soon return from the war <3

YOU MOVED?!??? I demand details please. I’ll wait forever for you my reekie-leekie. <3

#I’m like 90% sure you lives down under before #OMG WHERE ARE YOU NOW??? #I love getting your life updates haha #you slide into my DMs like ‘yo I made this bomb ass dessert want a play by play?’ #& I’m like duh bitch why are you even asking that?? #anyway I miss you of course because if I’m not feuding with my divorced wife then what’s the point of getting out of bed in the morning #*slams open cabinet of perfectly in tact lightbulbs* #& I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF LIGHTBULBS BECAUSE YOU HAVENT COME UH SMASHING BABE #ok anyway that’s it I love ya I miss ya and I hope you’re super excited about your move! #wohoooo!!! #leekie tag #leeeeeeekiiiieeee #dude tumblrs tagging system has been so fucked lately #they get rid of tumblr live and somehow manage to fuck up the tags #idk maybe because I’m on mobile but I can’t see any of my last tags #and someone like me who rambles in the tags needs to keep an eye on what they’ve said and sometimes I forget what I’m even talking about #I swear I’m the most distracting human even to myself fuckkkk #leekie I miss you #fucking come back to me

[taikk0]

OHOHOHO NOOOHOHOHO IVE BEEN REPOSTING MY ART ON TWITTER SCHEDULING THEM TO BE POSTED EVERY 3 HOURS AND I JUST REALIZED THAT BC I DONT HAVE MUCH OF A BACKGROUND OVER THERE AND PEOPLE ARE SEEING THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO BEAR WITNESS TO MY KRANG SHENANIGANS WITH NO WARNING AND NO IDEA ABOUT HOW I FELT ABOUT HIM UNTIL THAT POINT PLEASE IM GONNA LOSE FOLLOWERS OVER THERE SO QUICKLY LAMSOJSAHFAHFSJSH

#ITS LITERALLY SO IRONIC CAUSE LIKE..OK UH #LISTEN IVE NEVER ACTUALLY FESSED UP BEFORE BUT ABOUT TIME I DO IT NOW IN THE TAGS BUT UM I HAVE A CRUSH ON LEO 💀💀 #AND UNTIL NOW IM SUPER HESITANT TO ADMIT IT #AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT IM LIKE... 'OH NO WHAT WILL I DO IF I ADMIT IT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY REPUTATION!! ILL BE CRINGE!!' and like. #dude you have a crush on the krang your reputation was sullied a LONG TIME AGO WHAT DIGNITY IS LEFT TO BE PRESERVED 😭 #just the way that i always thought 'man having a crush on the krang is marginally less embarrassing than admitting i really like leonardo' #LIKE DUDE NO IT ISNT??????????? #they are both embarrassing but in different ways #LEOS THE TYPA LOSER THAT ID RATHER DIE THAN BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH #AND THE KRANG IS JUST WIDELY HATED WITH ASPECTS THAT ONLY I SEE AND IM JUST MAKING A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF💀 #the mental acrobatics i go through is actually just so.. #I NEVER WORRIED ABOUT BEING JUDGED FOR HAVING A CRUSH ON THE KRANG BUT IM WORRIED ABOUT HAVING A CRUSH ON A TURTLE THAT EVERYONE- #-UNDERSTANDS THE APPEAL OF?????? LIKE HUH #sorry yall eyes have been opening these past few days 💀💀💀💀 #my own bf described leo as my 'turtle boyfriend' once LIKE I DIDNT EVEN LIKE LEO THAT MUCH BUT HE KNEW SOMETHING I DIDNT 😭 #MY BF DOESNT EVEN WATCH ROTTMNT #THAT IS NOT A DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT #HE USUALLY CALLS THEM BY THEIR MAIN ATTRIBUTES OR THEIR BANDANA COLOR (EX. THE SMART ONE. THE ANGRY ONE. THE ORANGE ONE) #WHY DID HE CALL HIM MY TURTLE BOYFRIEND I DONT UNDERSTAND #I CRIED ABOUT IT (/LH) AND HIS RESPONSE WAS 'what? ✨polyamory!✨' LIKE DUDE PLEAESEEE 😭😭😭😭 #IM GLAD THAT I KNOW YOURE OPEN #BUT WHAT #good to know that my bf flat out said that he was okay with me being with leo apparently 💀 #idk whats wrong with him /aff #my bf not the turtle i know whats wrong with him #anyways um. #YEAH LETS NEVER SPEAK ABOUT ANYTHING I ADDED IN THE TAGS AGAIN #its classified info between the two of us you the reader and me the mikyomix CAPICHE?? #also no this does not affect sona lore whatsoever they r just friends #translation: i am a wuss 👍

[arctixout]

drawing real life ppl be like

la la la oh god i know too much about this person's face for it to be normal

#the downsides of drawing (semi)realistic portraits #i am once again drawing jan peteh #how does this keep happening there's like four other dudes in that band as well?? #and i'm not even a main jan girlie 😭😭 #walking up to jan like ''hi i can draw from memory the way your eyelids crease depending on how open your eyes are nice to meet you''

[sapphos-tooth]

mom needs to realize her man is selfish and only does things relevant to him🧍‍♂️

asked him to get something out of the shed for my elderly grandmother. he got nasty because he was watching a football game that's not even his team. and said it was raining.

so, i went and got them myself. it took less than 2 minutes and it wasn't even raining. i only asked him because he's the one who put them in the shed in the first place. so, i wasn't sure where they would be

#.txt #THROW HIM OUT AND TOSS THE RING ALREADY #OPEN YOUR EYES GIRLIE #HE'S A BUM LIKE THAT DUDE SAYS IN THAT ONE STORE MEME

[foolstemper]

my mom trying to calm down her enraged husband who wants to bust some skulls bc someone at jacks (the restaurant) forgot to put a sandwich in their bag: why would you let a .99 cent sandwich ruin your day? those people don’t care! they’re a bunch of dumb ignorant lazy stupid motherfuckers who can only get a job at jacks.

me, trembling with anxiety as i try to eat, realizing that my mom once told me working fast food would be too much for me:

#this is so bad holy fuck #dude has made some serious threats #he got mad once and whipped his hand and damn near gouged my eye out with a car key #why? bc he overdrew himself at the bank #banks suck money sucks but the threats altho empty should have landed him in jail by now #he should be fucking forced to endure anger management i stg #imagine being willing to throw it all away bc of a breakfast sandwich from jack in the box #imagine defending your friend who constantly drove drunk and KILLED PEOPLE bc of it #forgiving him and continuing to be friends as he drank and drove again #but somehow believing that the teenagers working 15 jobs for pennie’s at a fast food place #need to be as infallible as god #to make zero mistakes ever #again despite being over worked and under paid #despite dealing with people like him #needing therapy bc people in this town threaten to open fire on em #WHICH HAS HAPPENED BEFORE #at our local mcdonald’s #and someone burned our fucking target down #god damn i need to move #personal

[katierosefun]

i hate tiktok so much there’s this trend of “how do you know you’re pretty and not hot” and it had something to do with how well a filter matches your face as if those filters aren’t based off white colorist racist eurocentric beauty standards

#caroline talks #i do not have a tiktok but i do open Instagram and see the Insta reels #and know that it’s just tiktok but 2 weeks late #and dude holy fuck I want to rinse my eyes and ears #me grabbing the man who created this sound: sir i hope you one day learn the consequences of your actions #are the kids okay though fr bc i know if I were in high school #and consuming this shit I would have hated myself SO much more #like after college I think my self esteem about at least my appearance has grown somewhat #but holy FUCK dude

[babisawyer]

people being more upset about a woman breastfeeding her husband over the dude eating raw meat on my strange addiction is.....hilarious.

#🐇 #I get it I enjoy the smell of raw meat but like I've had salmonella before girl so no thanks but my issue is the way he speaks about it #talking about how much he loves raw organs. eating adrenal glands and how he learned to cut and crack open a skull to get the brains #out without damaging it and learning how to remove eyes with a complete dead look in his eyes was truly bone chilling to watch #and this is even more so than the lady who was slowly cannibalizing her dead husband #but then there was a doctor and a therapist who were both like is breastfeeding your partner the norm? no. but it's fine #this is like last week or whatever on 90 day fiance when everyone made sure to scream on twitter about how they were NOT okay with jasmine #and gino's piss kink and how disgusting it was like grow up!!!! #anyway I'm not condemning the raw meat guy either I mean the doctor said e.coli is completely ravaging his body and he says he thinks it'll #be fine but like whatever makes you happy dude I just hope I don't see you on dateline any time soon #anyway once again I'm begging you all to be more normal about sex

[big-urchin-energy]

wild to see teacher aus where it's clear the person writing it has never worked with kids as an adult

#playing Spot The Safeguarding Concern every time i open a fic #especially if one of the characters gets in trouble for something and acts like it's a huge shock #like yeah dude idk why you thought you could do that and keep your job you fucking moron #not that that happens often. usually they do some bullshit and no one even bats an eye #maybe txt