#like a good bloke

[kiwiplaetzchen]

#Hogwarts Legacy #Sebastian Sallow #Sebastian Sallow ai #aiArt #my my 💚 #standing all tight and sturdy #like a good bloke #spotting Bobby in the masses #and Bobby spotting him #maybe Bobby was holding a balloon #in a certain shape #of a horse #we will never know #Bobby's lips are full of white stuff #from the balloon powder #because he had to blow them #are we having a dirty mind again? #my my~ #Bobby may have an air kink

[amicus-siderum]

I don't know what's funnier

The people of Mondstadt actually don't know who the Darknight Hero is despite Diluc's horrible disguise, except for Kaeya who is losing his mind because how!? But also thinking that yeah, that checks out why they all just readily accepted him despite him being an obvious plant.

Or

The people of Mondstadt actually know that Diluc is the Darknight Hero, but they've all agreed to just let their uncrowned king keep up his silly little vigilante fantasy and run around in his silly little disguise, because that's just good ol' sunshine child Diluc for you. None of them mention it out of respect.

#both of these are so funny to me #like Kaeya just screaming at people #“HE HAS BRIGHT RED HAIR!! AND WEILDS FIRE!!! AND HE HAS A WEIRD BIRD THEME GOING ON!!! WHO ELSE DOES THAT SOUND LIKE!?!?” #and some Mondstadt bloke just shrugs and #“Damn you think Master Diluc's a fan? Or that the Darknight Hero is a fan of Master Diluc!?” #but also on the other hand #two older ladies sitting in their little home at night and they see The Grand Darknight Hero jump across their balcony #“aww our little Diluc is having his fun again!” #“I remember when Crepus would bring the little one to his tavern and he'd chatter on about being a knight! #its good to see that his father's death didn't change him that much. Still the same darling child inside <3“ #and they just keep calling him the Darknight Hero because “its good for the development of the imagination to play along <3” #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya #kaeya alberich

[grozen]

catboy

#overwatch #lifeweaver #niran pruksamanee #i am so fucking normal about him #bruh this dudes design is hilarious #my respect to the poor sod at blizz who had to work with that design prompt #“give us an absurdly attractive effeminate bloke” #“but make it so you can tell his dick is huge from the very first glance” #also i main him and the gigabrain plays you can do with him are so good #i feel like a pokemon trainer every time i play him #ZARYA I CHOOSE YOU #art #digital #drawing #painting

[landlordevil]

Day 2: Wyll and my Tav Eins! They hit it off right away and were practically inseparable. I like to imagine they'd talk about anything and everything together whenever there was a free moment at camp- swap stories, discuss horn maintenance, etc.. Friends that rebuke hellishly together STAY together!

#and yes... eins was smitten and shot their shot and wyll kindly rejected them... but nothing could shake their warrior's bond #wyllvember #oc: eins #wyll ravengard #bg3 #bg3 wyll #but i loved their friendship sm!! just two blokes who try their best to do the right thing even if it isn't easy #i also think their conversations would be infectious #like if they're chilling by the campfire chatting soon everyone HAS to join in #and they would be so good at taking the piss out of each other #okie if i say more on their friendship i'll make a post about it i will stop using the tags.... neow #my art

[wariocompany]

More questions because I'm chatty tonight. You can have one relatively mundane item from your life preserved exceptionally well and rediscovered by historians a thousand years later. What do you want it to be?

#I feel like the most obvious choice for me would be my diary #But I think it might be a hastle for historians because it chances languages frequently for no reason #Studying 21st century English in the future might be hard enough you gotta add 21st century French Japanese Hungarian fucking everything #But I think it paints a good image of the average bloke's emotions #Alternatively my cortex mug #because it's just funy

[quantumshade]

#i mean he would have done it bad anyway. so maybe it's a good thing he didn't even try. #they have the doctor (played by a cisgender woman) say ''i used to be a bloke'' like three times and that's IT. #AND it's played as a joke! #like. with everything chibnall said about trying to be inclusive and have ''lgbt representation across the spectrum'' (interview from 2018) #there really weren't any trans people in there huh #doctor who #chibnall critical #thirteenth doctor #delia.txt #once again me saying this is not saying rtd1 or moffat eras were better etc etc. hate that i have to disclaim that every single time.

[masochistartt]

sometimes i think about how roy's career didn't end on his own terms

sometimes i think about how that's the only way roy's career ever would've ended

#roy kent #roy was never going to just let himself retire #bc roy didn't know who he would be without football #he didn't want to be 'some bloke called roy' #so he was never going to take the step back on his own terms #there's just Something about the fact that it ended bc of a tackle on jamie #jamie who he starts to train less than two years later #jamie who he's teaching to take care of himself more than roy probably took care of himself when he was playing #bc i fully don't believe roy cut himself off from beer when he was playing #and yeah roy made the 'jamie can play i played injured all the time' comment #but i do genuinely think that if jamie said he couldn't go on roy wouldn't force him to play #meanwhile roy would force himself to play unless he literally Could Not Move like he couldn't in 1x10 #roy was probably a physio's worst nightmare on the pitch #bleeding from his nose like thumbs up emoji im good don't worry

[teddy06]

Thinking about the fact that in my Shakespeare class this morning we were watching the Shakespeare Uncovered documentary for Hamlet (which is the one David Tenant hosts) and my teacher went "yeah so we watched one of these before for our twelfth night unit but this one's a little different because it focuses on hamlet more as a character, plus it's hosted by a fairly well known actor that some of you might know, or ever revere-"

SIR I MENTIONED THAT I LIKED HIM AS BENEDICK IN MUCH ADO ONCE DONT USE IT AGAINST ME INFRONT OF THESE PEOPLE

#plus he knows I love good omens #it was just like #the call out was scalding and it was 8 in the morning #highly recommend the doc tho #the who series is great #plus David is just having a good time going around talking to other actors and historians and directors #there's one bit where he's in a shop pulling dvds from a shelf listing each actor playing hamlet #and when he got to his he goes uhhh some Scottish bloke #and imeditdelty moved on #david tennant #hamlet #good omens #teddy 06 #teddy06

[todayisafridaynight]

i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it

#snap chats #being without my computer charger has been maddening #that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :(( #AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK #i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that… #MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill #anyway. daigo plushie so cute :(((((((((((((((( #mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo #alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That #THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :(((( #anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea… #also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies #tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack….. #ok bye its tea time #help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’ #calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO #ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god

[imagionary]

Some Branch Accountant concepts; (he and Benjamin used to date ages ago, back in their old conglomerate)

#he's the priest that was spoken of in one of my Benjamin arts #Lucretius would probably have mixed feelings seeing Benjamin again #he was outcasted by their old conglomerate's church because of their relationship and he hasn't been doing great since #it's been more than 15 years since they've seen each other #Lucretius would be nervous; what if Benjamin hates him? He hasn't been doing great himself what if Benjamin hasn't been either? #What if Benjamin is doing good? How would he look to him? etc #Lucretius tends to overthink things and is avoidant of conflict so he'd most likely shy away from speaking to Benjamin #Besides;; he doesn't work for COGS.INC; he's just visiting for a meeting discussing the possibility of being transferred over in the future #and about keeping track of finances between conglomerate branches when COGS.INC goes forth with expanding outside etc etc #Benjamin would be in disbelief seeing Lucretius... he hasn't talked to or seen him in forever.. poor bloke seems different #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #toontown: corporate clash #imagionary rambles #ttcc au #Lucretius Cardinal #Branch Accountant #ttcc oc

[mossflower]

is good omens yuri or yaoi, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

#like a 6000 year long slowburn between an angel and a demon is very yuri #but the angel and demon in question are fundamentally two blokes doing fuckall. much to consider here #good omens

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Acosta's dedicated to sharks stays unrivalled

#see if other mfs had fun silly little themes theyd be doing as good as acosta #but slash jk bc lopez tried the whole magican branding shindig and it was just weird #if Arbolino was as dedicated to the shark theme as acosta hed be championship leader rn #^ woman who will kill herself if thats a jinx #OH ALSO #u know i complained Acosta's signed knee sliders are fuckin #extortionate?!!! #yeah well the signed merch store from Silverstone have upped the price to 175$ now ! #its going to cost me min. £200 to get his sliders this is so eveil !!! #options are American signed store 175$ + shipping and import #or english ebay bloke for £199 + £5 shipping 😞😞 #oh also i get hes *the next big thing* supposedly whatever #BUT HIS ARE GENUINELY SO STUPIDLY PRICED!!!! #YOU CAN GET TOPRAKS SIGNED GLOVES FOR LESSSS #MILLER RACE WORK SLIDERS FOR LESS MIR TOO but...repsol mir so based #BASTIANINI FOR LESS TOO #you can get knee sliders signed by stoner (not actual race worn ones) for LESS #acosta slider be having me lookin at other mfs sliders like *maybe i do like munoz and Aldeguer enough to buy theirs instead!! KYS* #jk but u can get munoz and Aldeguer's for <£100 easily #moto2 #pedro acosta

[blog-of-frontiers]

Local human fighter stressed beyond belief to be threatened with any kind of recognition or responsibility

#Tristan and the terrible horrible no good very bad week #almost died a bunch. watched people get smashed to smithereens. killed many ogre #did not die. fought more goblins. fucking died. came back to two undead standing over him like heyyyyyy #gray hairs. heartbeat irregularity. lil sister type getting .. haunted????? #plus his fucking family is coming into town. where the undead president is. who wants to use him #to annex his country #and theres a parade being thrown in Tristan's honor #literally his worst nightmare AND HIS HORSE CAN TALK NOW????? AND HES A BLOKE???? #oc tristan

[the-acid-pear]

Something that always pissed me off about DSaF is how it acts like your physical exterior is a moral failing, which is echoed by the characters but only ever reinforced instead of subverted. Biggest L from the writing imo.

#luly talks #started thinking of this again bc someone pointed out word of god said henry looks like that in the game's style (despite being a Normal #White Man) as a representation of how evil and non human he is which is like WHAT THE HELL MAN!!! THAT'S MEAAAN #like changes in looks to represent someone is evil isnt an issue when its 1) A WILLING CHANGE 2) ACTUALLY TIED TO THEM BEING EVIL #see: jack in pure evil doing his jack o lantern shit #like how are Jack or Dave Bad People™ for just DYING. #''the outside always ends up matching the inside'' BABYGIRL I LOVE YOU BUT STOP TALKING BULLSHIT!!!! #like tje only case where i dont mind this is w Davetrap bc the bnnuy shit is a direct consequence of his actions #like a mark of shame if you squint you'll see me wag my tail because im remembering one of my favorite blonde men #im not gonna specify bc its a tasteless comparison if you think of it too long but its basically the same #he was only put there bc of what he did and bc he wouldn't stop it was not an accident or a tragedy #but hell this shit of hating ppl based on their looks extends to ANYONE like Dee is straight up A Good Woman and is hated cuz she. weird #MATT TOO like okay. matt isnt a good person. he has some shady shit going on. BUT IT DOES NOT WARRANT HOW HATED HE IS BC HE'S ''CREEPY'' #and pf course the phoneys esp Jake w ''i was a monster'' though that's the only case i can think of where its like #self perception and not some bloke going holy shit you're so ugly i dont trust you #prob more examples but i havent played the game in too long so Y'know. #dsaf

[causalityparadoxes]

Anyone else ever had a direct phone call from a company telling you about items you left in their website basket?? Losing my mind rn. I know its a marketing tactic but i felt the fear of god in me.

#i know like small business good but also oh my god what??? #i didnt end up buying from them cause their paying bit read as scammy #but oh my god they were real and they just called me #mr bloke you seem lovely but i put that in there at like 1am i think. i dont even remember putting in my phone number #reminder to never leave baskets full ig oh my godd

[crown-ov-horns]

...

To be honest, I'm surprised they aren't married in mythological canon, knowing the Olympian family tree.

Or, maybe, my thinking is just affected by Baltic mythology. The Sun and the Moon are often portrayed as married in my culture (the genders are the opposite, by the way - the Sun is female, the Moon is male). Or divorced. In that one song, the Moon does cheat on the Sun with the Evening Star, and gets hacked in half with a sword during the divorce.

#greek mythology #apollo #artemis #apollo x artemis #like greek gods do inc*st and see no problem with it #i guess apollo's nine (9) girlfriends would get mad if he married his sister #baltic mythology #fr for me the sun is a lady the moon is a bloke #and they're married... divorced?... Involved #we have a good outlook on cheating tho don't we #greek mythology fandom #i was looking up apollo and cassandra... don't ask you can find the explanation somewhere in my hoard of ramblings #diary pages