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teddy06 · 10 hours
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Trope of the day is the parent by accident aka accidental child acquisition. Somehow someone who didn't and maybe shouldn't have kids before, acquires a child or at least a younger person, who's just not leaving anymore. Suddenly they are responsible for some little idiot's well-being - and they're unexpectedly great at it.
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teddy06 · 4 days
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are you even really friends if you aren't on facetime at midnight brainstorming ideas for a short film
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teddy06 · 5 days
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Random Polish!Ice brainrot
Ice who grows up making Pierogi following a recipe card hand written by his great grandmother that makes enough to feed a small army
Ice who after joining the Navy doesn't have the time/money/even enough people to eat all of those pierogi so he learns to pare down the recipe to be just a few servings worth, and enlisting Slider in the long tedious cooking process.
Ice who, after he and Mav take in Bradley, makes the same pared down recipe, and teaches little Bradley how to fill and seal each Pierogi perfectly, (meanwhile mav still struggles to get it right and produces lumpy results)
Ice who makes pierogi again for roosters first dinner back at home after everything, and when roo gets there early (bc he is his fathers son) he's immediately pulled back into the assembly line they'd established so long ago
Ice who realizes that now that the daggers are also practically his kids that he can make the whole recipe again, without cutting it down. Ice who puts all the daggers through a mini pierogi making bootcamp so that they all can help out.
(It turns out that Rooster, Bob, Harvard, Coyote, Halo and Omaha master filling and sealing really easily, so their left doing that while Phoenix, Fritz, and Yale roll out dough and cut out disks of it. Fanboys pierogi are still a little misshapen but he's determined to get it right. Payback takes trays of finished pierogi back to where Ice stands in front of the stove top, ready to blanch them.)
(Hangman and Mav sit out, Hangman because "really pops it's too many cooks in the kitchen, I won't be much help" and Mav because "I was on active duty in the pierogi wars for how many years now? I am officially retired now that the reinforcements are here) (they sneak into the kitchen after dinner and bake a pretty mean dessert, so they're still contributing)
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teddy06 · 5 days
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Salem Saberhagen + Outfits
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teddy06 · 10 days
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Tell me why I just found out (some four months after it got sent off to my colleges) that in his letter of recommendation one of my teachers talked in length about the incident in which I told him that he had the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair-
SIR IM TRYING TO LOOK RESPECTABLE HERE
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teddy06 · 12 days
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my day is going terrible sadly, how is your day going?
Oh that's not good :(
Mines been overall mediocre
I joined a spontaneous eclipse viewing party in my school parking lot with half the drama club and two of the principals so that was cool
But now we're choreographing the finale of our spring musical, and I have a migraine and the big rehearsal speaker (Burt) is not helping :(
I hope your day gets better
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teddy06 · 12 days
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hi
Hey fam
Hope your days going well
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teddy06 · 14 days
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dear fafsa,
please do not be fucked next year. i need you desperately and if you're still fucked up next year you won't like what happens.
a concerned hopefully post-secondary student,
doomberry
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teddy06 · 15 days
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reblog this post to remind the person you reblogged it from that they’re valued and loved and seen
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teddy06 · 15 days
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REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:
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teddy06 · 17 days
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Thinking about the fact that today I was sitting in my b block scrolling through the hellsite on my phone and the guy sitting next to me (who is kind of my friend but also kind of isn't beucase we were talking at one point but not anymore and knows a shocking amount of random things about me and has said/done some odd things but we can't get into that now) saw and was like
Oh I can't beilive tumblr is still like up and running like that's crazy that people still use it
Which sparked a discussion about different kinds of social media in which he described tumblr as being in the "dark weird evil area"
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teddy06 · 17 days
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how did you learn to write well?
well first you have to be a very sad child
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teddy06 · 19 days
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teddy06 · 19 days
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enjolras and granitaire 🤝 chirrut and baze
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teddy06 · 20 days
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this art is so good
(Credits: idk who drew this, I found it on Pinterest)
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teddy06 · 21 days
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Combferre is the Killer Queen Courfeyrac is the Good Old Fashion Lover Boy no I will not be taking notes at this time
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teddy06 · 29 days
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Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.
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