how can one little guy be so small
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my headcanon for jason todd is this - he can't stand the smell of smoke. the first time he tried to light up after his ascent from the grave, crouched in the hallway of a motel behind an ice machine, he is returned to the warehouse and the fumes are suffocating. he chokes and gags and snuffs the cigarette beneath his shoe, but the taste in his mouth does not fade for hours. his helmet has a filter, so even amidst gunfire the smell is masked from him enough that he can continue to breathe. anything over a stove is out, fire itself can be difficult, the phantom feel of burning heat makes him think of his body, his first body, back when he was whole. back when he was someone worth loving.
my other headcanon is that he has tinnitus.
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cicadas are fun to eat if you are an animal , or a person, nom nom nom crunch crunch. They only come out every couple of decades though, so you’re gonna have to wait a long time before you can see them again. Gorge yourself until then. Decorate your windowsills with their shells, record their buzzing to listen to while you sleep. Don’t forget, you can’t forget. okay bye.
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very cute pfp
cool aus
i like your blog!
DUST!!! FOR YOU!!!!!
You are so sweet smooches you.
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we dont want the. schematics to your explosives
(do not use or repost, likes and reblogs fine!)
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Imagine you die and the last words you hear are a 21 year old with smokers throat asking "You're not dead, are you?"
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ukw ukw i would rly do if i could time travel? id eat whoever was gonna make rome a thing
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literally I have invented the most pathetic wet cat of a love interest for this fcking story, the main character doesn’t even think of him as a threat because he flinches when they make eye contact
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Squishy baby
boutta squishy your future baby
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Yugi Mutou gives me levels of cute aggression I didn't even know existed
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HAGDJANAJ EMMA! Your thoughts and feelings ALWAYS reflect mine PERFECTLY!! Those Steve scenes in season four (“my tapes :(“ / “turn on my charm”) are truly the DEATH OF ME AS WELL
They knew what they were doing because oh lord foaming at the mouth as we speak
he’s a dork and he’s pathetic and there’s nothing i love more than a dripping wet puppy of a man . he could do the dumbest shit and i’d be giggling and twirling my hair. i am his i need to be in his arms the cringier the better babe, you’re charming as hell lay it on me.
he’s just so…. endearing. like. he is captivating. everything he does is so dynamic and i wanna lock him up and put him under a microscope and study him for hours on end.
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