#like OH NO

[gaslightgatekeepgiskard]

No fear

Your son got his sex education from a ferengi

One fear

#ds9 #LIKE OH NO

[myfuckingpenexploded]

oh how i love when my grandparents are like 'here's our ONLY granddaughter! she's such a fine young woman isn't she?'

and then they show me awkwardly standing there as if i wasnt slowly dying.

#like oh no #i was lying #THERE WAS NO GRANDAUGHTER #THERE NEVER WAS #YOUVE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP #THE ONE THAT GETS ME DISOWNED! #YES! #THAT ONE!

[radkindoffeminist]

I don’t want to come off anon bc I’ve literally been threatened by TERFs in my inbox before, I was also saying that…. Brain dimorphism probably isn’t a thing. Please gain reading comprehension!!! Good night!

Me: Studies say brain sex isn't real

You: Ummmm actually we dont know if it's real or not because while studies might suggest that it's not real some people say that it still exists

Me: So I'm just supposed to ignore the studies that say its not real because you want to defend it?

You: Ummm actually it's probably not real. Learn to read

How about you learn to not be a manipulative asshole to people? How about you come off anon? You got threats from TERFs so you want to hide? Boo fucking hoo. Maybe don't start random arguments with people and fucking cope.

#like oh no #you got threatened by TERFs in your inbox #I get suicide baits on a weekly basis #see even more death threats in the radfem tags #still not a coward who hides behind anon all the time #because I'm so scared of the big bad TERF being a meanie

[ephemeriee]

honestly pyjamas in public is fascinating because some people are so casual about it and others think it's so immensely taboo and marks a lack of self respect to wear soft, comfortable, loose fitting, patterned trousers to the supermarket and will also argue like this is some objective reality and not a cultural hangup that they have that isn't shared by everyone in the culture

#there is also definitely a classism and ableism angle #but there are just people who are against comfort #like oh no #you have to look at comfortable people who aren't dressed how you like in the shop #ephemeriee.txt

[zprite-x]

They’re just like me fr (dread)

#like oh no #they are just like me #sprite spam

[notasouleater]

Current funniest part of artfight is going to my bookmarks and seeing a character I drew last year but their profile pic is now visibly depressed

#Whispers #Like oh no #That sweet baby child #Literally #Has a plot now #The picture of them holding a stuffed animal isnt even there no more 😔

[cosmicgender]

reading old fics from before shows ended its so bittersweet like some authors notes have like hope and theories about finales and its funny and it also hurts so much, its like “oh, honey”

#but especially #supernatural #like oh no #that SO not what happened

[clareguilty]

Gummy bears, a cup of chocolate chips, and boba tea is not even a meal together, never mind separately!! You best be careful or I'll be making house calls with dinner😠

I just woke up and breakfast was 3 pringles

#ask #answered #beetlelaundry #i think ive had like 5 pringles by now actually #this is very ironic considering i sent my bestie the literal food pyramid last week to roast him #but idk man if u wanna get me to eat real food u might have to like come over and hang out with me or something #like oh no #whatcha gonna do huh? #gonna like come over and make a home cooked meal together? #like friends or smth? #sounds kinda fake

[baladric]

GM: so tell me about your character's Exciting Lover 👀✨

me: mmm he is pax mendalin, he has like the Long Ponytail and the smirk and is a menace whom i hate and Cannot Quit

GM: nice 😎

me: i have just given you the tools to victimize me personally, huh

GM: haha Nah

[five minutes later]

GM:

#when i say i was blushing for the ENTIRE rest of the game #like oh NO #my hot long-time gm playing a hot chaos twink designed to murder Me Specifically???? #i thought i was JOKING!!! #and yet. i have been. victimized.

[chronicallyadhdexmo]

anyways, the underprivileged, working class people at my factory job who play the country music station the whole shift accepted me, my name, and my pronouns way more easily than the elitist, college educated fucks in my life ever did.

#parker talks #and people warned me about them #like oh no #beware of the people you might meet on the graveyard shift #classism strikes again #fuck that #the guy who was training my was very nice #he didn't know the 'correct way' to ask my pronouns #but he's one of the only people that have cared enough to #and try to make me feel comfortable in my own skin

[w-hysola-rt]

my ma reacts like she's physically harmed every time someone gets tackled like AYYO MY BONES ARE BROKEN

#ayyo in malayalam #like oh no #my mom does not say ay yo #superbowl

[bookwyrminspiration]

You really remind me of a girl I know called Isabella. You both talk a lot, not in a negative way though. In a way where you can talk for like 2 hours straight and I’ll still somehow be interested

This is so sweet of you thank you so much, like genuinely I'm unsure how to respond because I really appreciate this <33

I'm glad that my rambles are interesting! Because I do oh so love to keep going on and on about everything forever. I could probably find a bunch to say about basically everything. The natural state of the world is just me talking infinitely. Half of the time what I'm talking about is probably twilight if I'm being honest. I read the series and then my fate was sealed, and I was stuck, unable to escape from it. Kind of like vampirism

fun fact! my middle name at birth was Isabel, so while it's not quite Isabella when you said that I was like hey! kinda the same! same hat situation over here. though I don't wear hats because the feeling is strange, we can emotionally be wearing the same hat

that aside, I will continue to talk a lot! always got more to say about things and I am very very introverted irl so tumblr gets the brunt of my musings and just the random things that happen to me on a daily basis, I just gotta share!

seriously thank you for this, I absolutely love this comparison and compliment <33

#quil's queries #quil's queridos #dadwinstan #my tendency to Talk Forever is very useful when I'm writing essays #unless there's a page limit in which case it's a curse #because I'll just keep talking and finding things to say #so a minimum requirement is never an issue #but then they'll be like 'this page maximum' and I start sweating #like oh no #once I legit turned in an essay like look I know you said a 4 page limit but I couldn't do it #here's a five page essay #I'm sorry #it wasn't a strict limit and I got an a I was just like this is who I am huh. talks too much always #this other recent essay was like 3-5 page suggestion. and I turned in a 7 page paper. though one and 1/3 of those pages was references #but I wrote it and just sat there like huh. maybe I am. maybe I could be more efficient here #next time I write an essay I'll have to challenge myself to be concise #you know how as a kid they have you do like self reflection things on your performance like 'what is your best/worst subject?' #well fun fact I put writing as my worst subject for literally YEARS #um. here we are now. I think I might've overcompensated #now I've got a 250k+ wings au and literally write long responses to things every day and my essays are chunky #writing is no longer my worst subject third grade me #hang on I'm getting distracted again #thank you for this it's so kind of you <33

[plasma-packin-mama]

now what im noticing here is that theres no "i dont give a shit" option

#my characters name is charlie. shes 22 and didnt want a baby #didnt have anything against the lad but she cares about as much as she would if someone elses baby got kidnapped #like oh no #but its not.... this is not her problem anymore #not very high on the priority list here #p speak #text #original #peep plays fo4

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what #mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr #sydcarmy #msr #rackhanne #the bear #black sails #txf #the x files #mulder x scully #sydney x carmy #jack rackham x anne bonny #oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint #maybe not

[brightlotusmoon]

#oh no #i know a lot of audio engineers #it's like a hallucination #dare i say it #because color theory #children's hospital #hotel carpet patterns #color theory #heavy sigh

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.