#life seems fake

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Bonus: Fake Sub.

The Untamed | Episode 35 [Carried for love]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [17/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #wwx's face is literally pure amazement #he's like no one has ever carried me apart from my shijie #the 6th gif is literally yibo and zhan laughing like crazy #and then there is the fake sub that i invented cuz life is like that and i have nothing to do #and it seems to me that this could be something they said in a crack #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

[thecherrygod]

currently thinking about when you let kim know you found out about the pale while he was gone, and that if you tell him its terrifying hes like "so trying to spare you from it was a good idea", or that if you tell him its unreal he says how a lot of things are unreal, or that if you ask him where you are he says they are in elysium, but that all of them involve him comparing the pale to water, death, and "the fact we are all stuck behind our eyes, between our ears, talking for all eternity, like every other human being". and then saying heavy topics are not his forte and acting as if he never said that. you cant just say "heavy topics are not my forte" after dropping that. both the caring and trying to protect harry, and that water, death, and having a mind is terrifying/unreal/just how the world is...

#my posts #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #like come on man dont do this to me #he IS right. they ARE terrifying and unreal AND the way the world is. they ARE scary and can seem fake #but they also are just. parts of the world. it can be scary and weird but it is there. its a part of life its part of how people exist... #you can be scared of unnerved by it but. its okay it is scary it is unnerving. but it also just is. #......... i should... go back to try and actually focus on stuff i have to do.. but man. head in hands #also bc im just being redundant in the tags but come on #fixed something a little to drive t he point across but i AM merging all the options of what he could say in one answer. but man

[ineedyoutotellmeyouloveme]

house giving wilson the last of his vicodin to ease the pain is one of the most romantic things he’s ever done

#like on paper it doesn’t really seem that big of a deal #but when you KNOW #it’s like #holy shit #the MOST romantic thing is faking his death to spend the rest of his life with Wilson #hate crimes md #hilson

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I literally feel so anxious it's making me feel like I'm gonna throw up

#like. wanting things I can't have. also worries about money. helpp #adulthood woes #why does anything except living my life doing jack shit in this two horse town seem so unattainable #I'm just trying to be realistic but does that have to mean being wise? #it's like. reality and my dreams are at odds. my wants and what I can have are mutually exclusive. #alexa play fake out

[pocketramblr]

I tried but couldn't add any words to my "for legal purposes Tensei had to marry Masaki" fic however different idea: au where Masaki and Tensei said they'd marry each other if both reached 30 single, and Masaki is now just like "ah ha he's going to be dating someone in two years tho right. In eighteen months right. In one year right-"

#huh. seems like the setup for these two is always something contrived. #'I'm involved in a case and you're the prime suspect even tho we both know the secret third answer to who did it' #'i gotta marry this guy because he could put me in jail if i don't' #'haha we said we would marry each other but it was a joke right. right. you were joking at least right.' #heck maybe even the vampire au counts in this trend #now of course: i don't care and it amuses me how contrived i can make it #but i am also curious why them etc etc you know #Masaki delima of the hour: if i don't get a fake boyfriend right now I'll have to reckon with the real love of my life confirming whether #or not he was joking whenever they made that dumb bet promise thing #which #considering the poor man is a stress blorbo #that's honestly a way better situation than the others i stick him in #he'd still be approximately the same amount of anxious tho fhfhgjh

[fuutas-boyfriend]

i know there’s more intricacies to it but. going by the “kazui is gay” theory the idea that his wife learned her husband liked men and her first reaction was to find the nearest balcony is still so fucking funny. kazui pov you come out to the person you care for the most and they hate your gay ass so much they just fucking off themselves

#icarus.txt #milgram #kazui mukuhara #suicide tw #suicide joke #if you saw this before. um. no you didn’t #i need to stop confusing this for my main #but yes JOKING i obviously get that whatever he told her was a Lot #and she had to face that SO much of her life and perception was fake #esp considering how they seemed to know each other from a young age

[designernishiki]

just a thought but like. if akiyama, who’s established as being a bizarrely talented investigator in y5, suspected kiryu’s death to have been faked (or at least “fishy” in his own words) basically on the fucking Spot, i feel like it just makes sense that majima would’ve been just as quick, if not quicker to see where shit wasn’t adding up and become skeptical that the whole thing was a coverup. reason being, in y5 he put shit together and figured out the grand scheme going on so damn early most people didn’t even suspect yet that there was any scheme going on. he then faked his own death well enough to get it in the papers and had masterminded himself all the way to the final boss (with some help of course) before things backfired on him. so he’s got some crazy good skills when it comes to reading people, figuring out their intentions, putting puzzle pieces together, etc– way better than he wants people knowing, generally– and he knows the hallmark signs of a faked death because he’s literally done it before. all that on top of knowing kiryu like the back of his hand and knowing damn well how hard this man is to kill, and how prone to running away from shit for the sake of the safety of people he cares about (for better or for worse) he is. he could absolutely put together that, if given the opportunity by some faction or powerful individual, kiryu would sacrifice his identity and status as a legit living person for the assured safety of others, or for yakuza tensions to diminish, or maybe even as an act of self-flagellation.

tldr: I think the reasons majima didn’t go rogue/apeshit after kiryu’s alleged death are that A) for once he has saejima around to reign him in and make it feel less like Everything has been lost, B) I think he’s legitimately known pretty much all along that kiryu didn’t die that day; nor would he believe it unless he saw it with his own eye.

#however. I also think it would clash with his tendency to be way more cynical and nihilistic than his persona makes him seem #like I do think he’d be pretty fucking sure in his gut And with his logic that kiryu wasn’t dead #but there’d be a pesky depressive part of him that’d scold him for being too idealistic or hopeful in a world that’s so fond of #torturing him. he doesn’t think himself Lucky to say the least. but if he held out hope for saejima while he was on death row for literally #years and saejima did make it back to him in one piece eventually– he’d have some ammo to reason with himself if that makes sense #that + I feel like saejima upon hearing him spiral into supposedly ‘realistic’ nihilism would Strongly reassure him #via reminding him that HE made it back to majima in the end. and that saejima himself knows from experience what a faked death feels like #and how holding onto hope Can in fact be fruitful in the end. overall a bad time for majima after kiryu’s fake death obviously but #he’d be surprisingly stable with all that going for him. makes me think he and saejima would really be the ones keeping daigo from falling #apart. considering he doesn’t have basis for the kind of hope they’re capable of having. almost everyone important to daigo dies eventually #his dad. mine right in front of him. now kiryu. boy must have abandonment issues off the damn charts. #I also like to think he hung around shinada a bit after that incident to just have Something good and pure in his life occasionally. but #he’d be cautious and occasional about it out of fear that he’d ruin shinada’s life or cause him trouble #anyway. many thoughts about all this. they didn’t dive nearly enough into the old guard characters’ reactions to kiryu’s ‘death’ so. yeah #rambling #y6 #majima #kazumaji

[moe-broey]

THE MILFS ARE FIIIIIIIIIGHTINGGGGGGGGGG

#feh #and. sothis #i feel legally obligated to join henriette's team obviously #and you know as far as moms go henriette isn't bad! just a bit absent (obvs due to the nature of her position) #but also something that has always stuck w me about her is ..... there is something off. about her. #like i don't think she's a bad person or even a bad mom. she just seems like. she's hiding something. #i have always been equally put off and intrigued by her. #LIKE. OKAY ANOTHER THOUGHT i think i've voiced before but when sharena comes off as 'fake nice' #it doesn't FEEL fake. it feels overplayed and forced but it's so geniune actually. she is just fighting for her life #to pass a social interaction and make a new friend #meanwhile henriette's 'fake nice' feels like. she knows something all of us don't. she knows something that died w gustav. #she has always felt. foreboding. #also doesn't help though that i inherently distrust mother figures LMFAOOOOO #LIKE. coin flip between 'oh she's a good mom i'm gonna cry forever now' and setting off my fight or flight response LMFAO #no need to dig into that! #fe henriette #<- just for henriette thoughts

[ilottthepilot]

okay, technically i know there is a hockey player named jack hughes, but every time i read his name i'm like "what is happening with that poor victorian child from formula e now??"

#fake girlfriend drama?? #his life seems more eventful #jake hughes #formula e #fe

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

Me: I don't know what to do with Veronica's character in post s8 au, I don't want her to be Just Lance's sister and Kuron's friend with Pidge's storyline slapped on her, but also I'm not really sure about her character. Sure there's the whole lying to her family thing but I don't think that's enough?

Brain: ok so what if Veronica started out as trying to look for what was Lance upto but she ends up being so obsessed with finding the truth that not only she repeatedly puts herself in harms way but also the original goal falls on wayside.

This could be her way of dealing with trauma which is getting engrossed in the Mission and a problem to fix while suppressing her grief and refusing to actually acknowledge her problems and her own emotions a foil to Kuron's arc that is him being literally driven by emotions. She's angry at Lance for leaving without a word and angry at her family for their clinginess, however she keeps it to herself and just avoid them pretending everything is fine and normal

Also a foil to Lance who started as trying to figure out what was going on but as soon as he realized that 1) Allura and Kuron are still sorta alive 2) he can bring them back, he got obsessed with it consequences by damned.

Plus through her we can actually explore how quintessence actually effects and changes humans rather than become aware of the end result

Also there's something a character who is obsessed with truth but is also such a frequent liar

#There's a lot more but it involves changing a lot of elements of this au and explaining half assed elements and scenes in my head #post s8 au #post s8 posting #Just realizing she's having a jon sims arc. Good for her! Atleast she won't accidentally cause an apocalypse #It is still very draft and beta and I keep changing things in it as soon as I think of something cool #I kinda want Lance to be like at first seeing him living a 'normal' life but also there's something clearly Wrong #Veronica seems to be always busy and gone and never there. Shadows and crows being weird #and a voice asking him 'Did you make right choice?' And 'Remember' and 'wake up' #only to reveal that he has been living in a fake reality and a lot of his family is dead #yk that one scene in dunmeshi where Laois digs up and stares at Falin's skull. Lance digging up a grave and be like 'Mom?' #it's representational in his own head. And Lance created this fake reality as a form of denialism #Veronica at first being standoffish not being completely honest with Kuron #Lying to Kuron and her superiors about where she had been making her sus #Kuron not knowing that Lance was the one who brought him back until much later #only that *Someone*was reaching out to him in Shiro's mind and made his body #The family is dead and Lance was living in fake reality reveal happens just as Veronica starts being honest with Kuron #Few of the family members are killed due to retaliation from an extremist galra group #A hot topic in coalition meetings which is a way for connecting Hunk!!!! To the plot!!!!! #I love you my brain!!! #Sorry this is so fucking incoherent

[sysig]

Giving nicknames, testing boundaries (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #Max Vyer #Dexter Favin #How /did/ Max come to like him so much in just two years? I have my theories :3 #More Teen Max!! Nothing has changed I just continue to love him lol #Two years is a pretty quick turnaround for such a stubborn kid - though I guess for a child two years can be a long time haha #Went from just hating Dex's guts of trying to drive him away and make him quit and hating being kept on a short leash #Does make me wonder how much of him kissing him was an impulse - I mean obviously lol but how much was genuine attraction! #Certainly seemed like a lot :0 Even upon being rejected he couldn't give it up! Still took him another several years to act again tho haha #I mean - in the text lol who knows what they got up to in the time skips hehe ♪ #AnyWay lol - them getting used to each other of slowly working into tolerating each other #Max said something in one of his wake-ups that as I read it implied Dexter was something of a polyglot?? Which - love that ♪ #If not conversationally-fluent then at tourist-fluent y'know I think that's great <3 #Which got me thinking about other languages and insults and curses haha #I like the idea of Dex only really strong-arming Max about Actual deviant behaviour - something that puts himself or others at risk #Harmless little things like any teen would do - like name-calling! Haha - just get a kind of neutral ''Huh'' #As well as interest <3 Not an outright dismissal not a lecture but at least the appearance of investment! #Considering Max's home life I can't imagine he had all that many people genuinely (or fake) interested in his shenanigans #All about suppressing the symptoms more than rooting out the cause it's amazing what just showing a little interest can do #I also just think it's cute of Max getting away with something silly and harmless but totally biting and mean! <in his mind haha #Silly lad <3

[innytoes]

Something less angstful

Title: I know you love me wearing nothing but your boots, or just Boots.

I know you love me wearing nothing but your boots

When Reggie inherited his Meemaw's farm, he was pretty worried that his partner wouldn't leave the city. Willie had his art, his friends, his cool job as a dancing waiter at one of the most exclusive clubs in town...

But Willie did. And he loved the farm, and the horses, and being able to see the stars. And most of all, he loved Reggie. Which he was going to show him, with a few props for emphasis.

Yeehaw.

#julie and the phantoms #fanfic #fake fics #williexreggie #this could be very angsty like 'willie running away from his shitty life that seems very glamorous' #or very wholesome like 'willie loves reggie more than anything and he can make art anywhere' #but above all else it will be smutty #and there will be 'save a horse ride a cowboy' jokes #I wrote a thing #I am not writing a thing

[rawliverandgoronspice]

one thing you must understand about me extremely fast is that the only pairings that make any sense to me are those where it's the worst idea you've ever heard and both participants are getting out of there in tatters

#thoughts #ganondorf and saeruk are actually the healthiest pairing I've ever written #and it's fucking saying something!!!!!!! #because it's Absolutely Not Healthy!!! #but it's still my best attempt u___u I know and I'm sorry #(that does include all my halfway home pairings btw for those in the know) #weirdly enough maddsen and gwynevir are not the worst either they do make it work for the time it lasts them #but yeah I have #“I can see people have healthy relationships in real life and that romantic love is objectively real. seems fake but ok" syndrome #so it's pretty hard to project myself re: healthy attraction and desire and couples as something that isn't a trap #this does impact my writing! in ways that are not super ideal honestly! #but oh well!!

[mainfaggot]

im always saying some shit on here

#its either the most mundane thing in the world but i report live like it's life changing news #or it's actually concerning stuff and im casual abour it #third thing: pseudo-profound revelations #although theyre not fake deep and really just my thoughts and feelings . they might seem .. fake ..? LOL im not a philosopher #z.post

[alexcaninnit]

yo donnie would absolutely be the type to be like “you all need therapy go to fucking therapy therapy is good for you”

And then refuse to go to therapy.

#he’s too busy inventing a real life hyperdrive capacitator or sumn #this post will make me seem like i’m a fake nerd guys i swear i love star wars i just forgot the name #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt #rotmnt #rise donnie #donnatello #hes so great #therapy #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[vamptastic]

romancing astarion has thus far made me exponentially less attracted to him. can we go back to you serving face in the background and contributing the occasional quip while i go do my hero things? i can't listen to the pickup lines i cant. they're bad they're not good they're bad. and i don't know if hes doing this on purpose as some kind of sick and twisted test of faith or he thinks he is a master casanova. also if astarion can't lift a backpack full of plate armor he sure as hell cannot lift up my entire PC. sorry.

#also. why does he get mad at you for freeing enslaved miners. What is your problem mr i was a slave for 200 years #the only thing i can think of is that this is his elven superiority complex where hes like sure i was a slave but i wasn't a GNOME #and i think it's unfair that I can't at least make fun of him and ideally give him the ole one-two for that #nevertheless i do find it fun to romance him as durge because hes like Your endless thirst for blood and gore is very charming :) #but also seems to think of my durge as genuinely sweet and kind and just happening to be bloodthirsty #i assume this is due to his own bloodthirsty nature. Other than that 0/10 thus far i do NOT want any more insight into his sex life #i genuinely liked him better when he was being a bit of a cunt. astarion being convincingly fake-sweet is much scarier #can't we go back to our friendly rivalry? to tav dragging his white ass around faerun saving the day like it or not? #i do love him as a character this is just so far so profoundly not my thing. very romance novel-y #and i Know. i KNOW. that he is obviously manipulating the PC right now due to his Problems #im just saying that form of manipulation would not make me trust and fall in love with somebody i might punch them #bg3