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elliespuns · 3 months
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Just spending the night with my girlfriend. What are your plans?
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elisela · 1 year
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follow through sterek, ~600, college au, professor/coach, established relationship day 4: bright red also on ao3
The force with which Stiles slams the paper down on the desk causes a coffee cup to rattle on its coaster, and he takes a moment to despair that he’s in love with an idiot who insists on using coasters despite the desk being treated like garbage by every professor who had used it for the past thirty years.
Not right now, though. Right now, he’s decidedly not in love, and most definitely pissed.
“My star attacker, Derek,” he says, gesturing to the paper angrily and keeping his eyes strictly above Derek’s neckline. He will not look below, because Derek is choosing to torture him with a tight navy blue t-shirt that shows off his pecs and biceps indecently, and if he looks he’ll get all dopey-eyed and it’ll ruin the effect. “Explain yourself.”
Derek hardly glances over at the paper, the bright red zero bold above a scribbled see me. “That note wasn’t meant for you. Send Theo in and I’ll explain myself to him.”
“I will withhold blow jobs for a month,” Stiles swears, despite knowing he will absolutely cave the moment they get in bed. Or in the kitchen. Or, if Derek lets him, right here at his desk.
Derek knows it too by the way he huffs out a breath of laughter. “Sure.”
“No sex at all.”
“Okay.”
He casts around for a threat he’ll actually follow through on and grins triumphantly. “I’ll tell Laura you’d love to spend spring break helping her move from her ninth floor walk-up.”
Derek makes a face. “It’s not his paper. It’s the same as a student’s from another section, word for word.”
Stiles groans. “Idiot,” he says. “He didn’t even change a few words?”
“Not the point,” Derek says, frowning.
“Unless he accidentally—maybe they’re in the same frat, maybe he just, just—picked up the wrong—”
“Stiles.”
“Maybe that kid took—” he gives up before he even finishes. “Alright, big guy, how can I get you to give him another chance? I’ll make him write the paper in front of me if that will help.”
“You’d just end up writing it for him,” Derek says. “Be glad I didn’t report it. If he does it again, I’m taking it to the dean.”
“I’ll blow you.”
“You really need to stop trying to use that as a selling point,” Derek says, but he’s starting to grin.
“I’ll tell Laura you’re really too busy to help her move.”
“I’m telling her that anyway,” Derek says, picking up the pen he’d set down when Stiles came in and returning to the paper in front of him.
Stiles takes a deep breath and pulls out his best offer—the one he was hoping to save for when he really fucked something up, but losing his best player to academic ineligibility weeks before the championship is something he can’t allow to happen. “Practice is over at six, the team clears out by seven,” he says, putting his hands down on either side of the paper Derek’s correcting and leaning in to whisper in his ear. “Why don’t you come by then and we can run a few drills, maybe you can see what it takes to convince me to put you on first line?”
He’d feel slightly guilty about using Derek’s fantasies to his advantage if it weren’t for the way Derek’s breath caught in his throat slightly before the pen in his hand snapped right in half. 
“Bring your old jersey, Hale,” he breathes out, and straightens up, clearing his throat as he backs away from the desk. “I’ll have Theo turn in a new paper by Friday.”
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zombearzilla · 2 years
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15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
15: I can't really think of anything too embarrassing really. Like there's times of not being able to get it up but that's just something everyone experiences. There was a time I hooked up with my friend's housemate in her birthday and she threw up on my dick, but she didn't realise and fell asleep when I went to go shower it off.
28: I'm thinking about where I like to kiss which is probably neck, hips, mound. But I'm really attracted to faces.
39: I reeeeaaallly love going down on a girl, but I also love the long tease building up to anything too. I guess using my hands and mouth to stimulate without touching anything that is wanting to be touched.
72: I guess my hips, on the front above the leg. And I guess my forearms and legs.
84: I love it. Although sometimes it doesn't happen until I'm really getting into things with someone unfamiliar. Unless I'm sure they like it too.
86: I don't think I've ever been interrupted during sex. There were a few times my parents nearly caught me jerking off as a young teen though 🤣 oh actually there was a time I was literally about to enter a girl outside and a horse walked right up to us and scared the crap out of me!
Thank you! I hope these were fun to read 💜
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cunked · 1 month
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meant to put bruce springsteen on the diner juke box but i put the wrong number in and it started playing let's talk about sex by salt-n-pepa.......
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sodamnelectrocute · 1 year
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The strangeness of trying to determine who's a top vs. bottom, or a dom vs. sub (which are not the same thing!), based on looks/personality is so cringe-y already, but even more so when everybody acts like switches and verses don't exist.
But generally, assigning any of these things to people you don't know and will probably never be sexually involved with is weird. Deciding how strangers fuck is weird.
Thinking and talking about sex? Yes, great, love it. But I'm wary of projecting personal experiences or opinions (especially those based on unchecked biases or stereotypes) onto others.
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devilsfool · 2 years
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Who is the last person you had a sexual fantasy about other than Louis? Can you describe said fantasy?
Oh, darling, you know I never kiss and tell.
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Conservative Christians will say "y'all need Jesus" to anyone with non-normative sexual tastes, then turn around and celebrate the freakiest art of Jesus and other martyrs
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coochiequeens · 7 months
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I may not like her views on repatriating remains from indigenous cultures, but she is right about this  "There's no such thing as a nonbinary skeleton,".
ACalifornia anthropology professor claims an upcoming panel she was set to speak on about the importance of sex differences in the study of anthropology was canned by the American Anthropological Association (AAA) and the Canadian Anthropology Society (CASCA). In a letter to the panelists, the organizations explained that, although they had initially approved the panel — titled "Let's Talk About Sex, Baby: Why biological sex remains irreplaceably relevant to anthropological analysis" — they'd eventually determined it could "cause harm to members represented by the Trans and LGBTQI of the anthropological community as well as the community at large." On Tuesday, panelists issued a public response arguing in part that their discussion would have highlighted the importance of distinguishing between biological sex and gender identity— and that determining both in skeletal remains was an important part of identifying them. Dr. Elizabeth Weiss, a professor of anthropology at San Jose State University and one of the panelists, posted the response on her website under the title "Discussing sex is no longer allowed at Anthropology conferences." According to the panelists, some anthropologists have questioned the importance of identifying sex differences in skeletal remains, arguing that ancient cultures had a different understanding and conception of gender and sex than we do, and in some cases did not distinguish between the two.
"Our panel description, written by Kathleen Lowrey, acknowledges that not all anthropologists need to differentiate between sex and gender," the panelists wrote.
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.Elizabeth Weiss is among the panelists who say they were told they can no longer hold a panel on the importance of sex differences in anthropological research in an upcoming conference
In August of last year, Weiss wrote a column titled "There's no such thing as a nonbinary skeleton," in which she argues that "trans activists" in the archaeological community are "trying to erase the reality of biological sex in the present by erasing it in the past. They want to make it look as if the natural human condition is nonbinary." The AAA and CASCA originally approved the talk in July after it was reportedly reviewed by program chairs. The panel discussion was scheduled to take place at an annual meeting of anthropologists being held in Toronto in November.
"Going forward, we will undertake a major review of the processes associated with vetting sessions at our annual meetings and will include our leadership in that discussion," the AAA and CASCA wrote. On her website, Weiss frequently rails against "cancel culture radicals" and says that she has faced multiple attempts at cancellation, while also joking about the "pronouns" used by ancient humans whose skeletons have been dug up. In September 2021, she received pushback from fellow anthropologists and her own school for posting a photo of her posing with a Native American skull. Her university's anthropology department eventually condemned the photo and issued new prohibitions on video and photography of Native American remains. Weiss has also frequently spoken out against repatriating remains from indigenous cultures, telling NBC Bay Area in May that she "would have no problem with" scientists digging up her ancestors' remains for research purposes.
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dorkicon · 9 months
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bitching abt my job again
tags contain frank mentions of transphobia and homophobia
#this happened like. i dont know. a month ago or something but i still keep playing it in my mind#for those unawares: theres been a fucking community outrage over the pride display at the library i work at#and have been working/volunteering at for 5 years#only it never went up. it never went up. bc the mayor came in as a quote unquote private citizen and demanded it taken down#despite the fact that patrons are required to fill out complaint sheets and even then it isnt ensured a display will be taken down#so obviously its a misuse of power that hes spinning into him being a concerned citizen#and i made a whole post bitching abt it and im doing so again (hi) bc i didnt like how our director responded to it#and yeah. so there was a board meeting after that right. well i set up for them as i usually do and let me tell you. that was the first#--time more than like 6 people came to spectate. it was insane.#and i guarantee that this months meeting wont have half as many people that fucking crammed themselves in there to complain abt gay ppl#bc of course they dont give a shit about the library#they just care about how scary the queers are#and yeah it was a shit show. i learned we have a far right organization in our town#and i was sat right in front of her husband the whole time#(standing actually. i was standing between him and my moms chair and he was sighing and grumbling the whole time bc he couldnt muster the#--balls to ask the 5 foot 2 fag in front of him to please move lol. small victories right)#when i say her i mean the leader of the freaks. idk. chairman? anyway she had a whole speech about how like queers are bad and cutting#the penises off little babies or whatever and she pulled up this passage from a book that was part of the display#its some book by the youtuber rowan ellis-- here and queer i think was the title. it was cataloged in our ya section and contained passages#talking about like having safe sex and what dildoes are and all that kind of shit. just really clinical descriptions imo. im not familiar w#--the youtuber really but im assuming they wrote it as informational bc shocker: teens be having sex. unsafe sex. especially queer teens#sourse: i was one of tgose#and...think for a moment. remember when you were a teen. youd rather fucking DIE than listen to your parents give you the sex talk#and chances are if youre gay your parents arent even going to know WHAT gay sex is (hugging without shirts on) so youre going to look#--elsewhere#bc if youre a hormonal fucking teen youre going to figure it out one way or another! especially if youre from (cough) a podunk shitwater#--town like mine that ran on abstinence by way of sex education#i think teens deserve to have access to that sort of information through trusted means. and i do mean het teens too#but no these fucking morons put on airs like everyones waiting till marriage--no! not my becky sue! as if they werent fucking around in#--holy shit i reached taglimit. i didnt ecen know there was one. hold on
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howdoyousleep3 · 1 year
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seriously though i really do prefer going away sex over coming home sex 😮‍💨
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thetwelfthcrow · 5 months
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For the headcanon game, I'm curious about Charles, Carlos, Max, Lewis 💜🥰 and Esteban 💛
Thank you 💚
oh hello, love!
doing this in order of who i have Thought (brainrotted) most about: lewis / carlos / charles / esteban. for max, see here!
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Lewis Hamilton
Sexuality Headcanon: this man is so so comfortable and confident in his sexuality. and it is: whatever i feel like. i'm certain lewis can get equal attention from men and women so if he really has never slept with a man before he should give it a shot. his opportunities are literally endless (just look at, y'know, how george looks at lewis on an average workday).
in regards to actual kinks/sexual preferences: i feel like lewis is the sort of laid back guy when it comes to kinks that he hasn't actively gone out and figured out what he's into. he will, however, always make sure the other comes first (polite gentleman, after all).
i was reading a fic late last night and got inspired to write a dom!lewis fic one day. just a full 'call me daddy/sir', 'if you don't behave, you know what you will get', 'oh darling, look at you, all messy and wanting. of course i'll take care of you. you think you can handle another?'. but he is the type of dom that would need dom-aftercare. a bit of reassurance that the dom/sub dynamics are all play and they're equal in their relationship or something.
Gender Headcanon: this man is so confident as a man that he can wear half-dresses (met gala 2021 i loooove you) or 'girly' colours, or bright rainbows or fucking lingerie and still see himself as a man. his masculinity can't be threatened and he pushes the boundaries wherever he can.
A ship I have with said character: ...do i need to say-- 4433 !!!! OF COURSE. but mandatory past!brocedes in everything. that shaped him.
i can also see: sewis, for instance.
A BROTP I have with said character: valtteri, tho i think it's one-sided from lewis' view. i think lewis values valtteri more than valtteri sees it as friendship. not bc of lewis! but bc of merc.
A NOTP I have with said character: not necessarily a notp, but i think lewis/george and lewis/charles and so many other ships w lewis are more one-sided from the other's side. lewis is really That Man that everyone adores and i can se george and charles sinking to their knees if lewis gave them One Look, yk?
A random headcanon: nipple kink.
General Opinion over said character: i love love love lewis so much. i'd so not be normal if he was ever even remotely in my vicinity. i look up to this man and all he can do, manage and achieve and with the attitude he has. i'd also suck his dick in a very disgusting alley if he only slightly implied he'd want that. i don't know. this man ruins me on a daily basis in the most blissful way. goat, of course.
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minor disclaimer for everyone below: i do not think much about these nice gentlemen in my daily life. i'm not really a fan, but also i've quite a lot of respect for them (except esteban sorry he should make way for rookies).
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Carlos Sainz jr.
Sexuality Headcanon: this man is mediterranean so there's no such thing as homosexuality or heterosexuality. all of it blends into one very touchy, affectionate and gay bit of behaviour. this man doesn't have any personal space when it comes to his friends/colleagues and he's so right for it.
he knows how to work those fingers and that mouth, too.
doesn't strike me as a kinky type, just a passionate lover. he would, however, totally be into waxplay and foodplay. no reason.
Gender Headcanon: i think gender hc's for f1 drivers are quite hard but carlos is very certainly a man and would also be confused by the concept of non-binary'isms (not in an offensive way! just in an, i've never heard of that, what does it mean? way)
A ship I have with said character: charlos, absolutely. i can see versainz too.
A BROTP I have with said character: carlando, they're very good buds with a little bit of homoromanticism but not one bit homoeroticism.
A NOTP I have with said character: i'll get murdered for this but carlando bc of ^^
A random headcanon: this man knows how to massage
General Opinion over said character: great guy, lots of hope for him as an f1 driver. i think he's slightly too over-competitive when it comes to silly little games for marketing videos (which very quickly gets into my allergy-zone) but other than that i think he's a good guy.
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Charles Leclerc
Sexuality Headcanon: Charles strikes me as a guy that may not have... tasted every cake, so to say. a man that just rolls w what goes but doesn't generally. explore. maybe? he'll go where someone else leads, i think.
i can see everyone as verse (it's my brand lmao) but w charles i think i'd always lean more toward putting him in a sub role. it's just, vibes.
Gender Headcanon: same as carlos
A ship I have with said character: piarles! those men have something very fruity going on and i'd love to read all about it ;)
secondary is charlos. there's something very not straight going on between them. maybe the red lights gets them that amsterdam vibe. i'd get horny bc of it, too.
A BROTP I have with said character: seb/charles. i think they've got this cute sorta father/son dynamic but with just this bit of a sexual layer. charles would suck off seb if seb asked nicely, i'm sure
A NOTP I have with said character: lestappen. in the sense that: i can see it through the lens of diehard shippers but when i look at the contact they genuinely have... yeah, they're friendly w each other. i don't see the spice, personally.
A random headcanon: he'd make (/order) you breakfast from your favoite place after staying over.
General Opinion over said character: il predistino deserves more opportunities but i also think he's still got a lot to learn. if nothing progresses around you, however, it's not really easy to learn new stuff. i don't know if i feel pity or sympathy but either way i think he deserves better than what ferrari has given him the past years. but also, he's not really made the most of every opportunity so (shrugs) i don't know. i like charles.
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Esteban Ocon
Sexuality Headcanon: i have genuinely never thought of esteban and having sex if i'm honest. not in the sense of 'he doesn't have sex' but more, me rn going oh yeah. sure, huh. how would he have sex? i have no clue. he's tall and lanky so i'd def love to see that all tied up and submissive. but i don't think about it too hard bc i don't find him attractive so it's hard for me to picture it!
Gender Headcanon: same as carlos tbf
A ship I have with said character: ... none, if i'm honest? i can see the appeal of some sort of enemies-to-lovers pierre/esteban.
A BROTP I have with said character: i like esteban and lance's friendship, from the three gifs i've seen
A NOTP I have with said character: genuinely don't give esteban too much thought. so, i guess my main blorbos lewis/max/lando i'd get him to stay away from.
A random headcanon: i think it'd be quite easy to get him to beg
General Opinion over said character: yeah as i said. decent guy, probably. i don't give much thought to esteban. i don't want to be mean but i think he's had quite some time in f1 and hasn't shown any unique talent that gets him his position among the top 20 in the world. i'd like to see someone else take his seat, a nice rookie, someone fresh. but about him as a person? no clue.
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[driver headcanons!]
[rpf disclaimer: all of this is fake bro]
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leatherbookmark · 1 year
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the jade tokens can apparently be used to pay but due to the fact that it’s a glaringly obvious jianghu ver of a d*ddy’s credit card i’m going to Ignore the fuck out of this
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fooltofancy · 2 years
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too many words in zenos yae galvus, stormblood feels like a fucking. exorcism.
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malkaviian · 1 year
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For some reason I've had A Thought about the vampire AU
#i think it would be interesting if junko had kokichi after tsumugi sired her; because it would make him half-vampire#and even more of an 'abomination' to people's eyes. its bad enough hes the result of kiyotaka; the town's priest; falling into temptation#and having sex with a nun; getting her pregnant. but also being half-vampire? when vampires antagonize the town? thats unacceptable#hes 'unholy' since birth. hes something that should never have been born. and yet here he is.#luckily for him no one besides mukuro; makoto and mikan (whos a witch + in love with junko so she would never say anything) know about it#in fact even himself doesnt know about the true nature of his birthing. he know mukuro and makoto adopted him bc that obvious#but other than that he has no idea who his biological parents are; or that hes not strictly human. sometimes he gets a 'weird thirst'#that water cant fix; and he just. deals with it until its gone. makoto tries his best as to not let him near blood during these periods#bc god knows what could happen if he does. maybe nothing; maybe it will unleash the beast. so lets not test it yeah?#kokichi would feel weird anyway as to why blood seems to quench his 'unexplained' thirst. as i said this is an interesting idea#but i think i didnt applied it before bc it would affect how shuichi treats him after he gets kidnapped and everything during it#he couldnt be as harsh with him due to also being a vampire; even if hes also human. and im not sure how susceptible he would be#to vampire magic; which shuichi (and kaito sometimes) constantly uses with him (mostly hypnosis) as to fuck around with him and his mind.#(also amab vampires can get amab humans pregnant but not other vampires and i want them to have a little baby for the drama ah)#thats it thats the post#au talk
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marshmellowtea · 1 year
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okok willy clarke all prompts? (numbers, questions? idk)
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[email protected] love you both so much (/platonic) ;_; 💞
1: sexuality headcanon
okay i actually do have a solid headcanon for this character for once--he's asexual and you CANNOT change my mind!!--it's, uh. his romantic orientation i keep flipflopping on KLFJDKF. specifically i keep going between aro will and bi/pan will......also ace lesbian william lives in my head rent free because my toxic trait is looking at male characters and going "that could be a lesbian!" ahglkjdsf but yeah he's ace for SURE you can't tell me otherwise lmao
2: otp
not even gonna lie to y'all i really do think it's will/tanya HGLKDSJF something about them has carved out a space in my brain permanently. also will/tanya/mike is REALLY good and i care them so much :') .....i also wanna give a shoutout here to will/regina which was a rarepair that got out of hand and is now genuinely a ship i'm lowkey passionate about ghkljKDF. i wouldn't call them an otp necessarily but.....cradles themin my hands. i care them
3: brotp
can i say basically everyone in this damn game.....? give this boy some FRIENDS oh my go d if i had to choose though i want him and lila to be friends i want her to genuinely care about him and i will Force Her To no matter the cost HGLDJSF. also me being my aro self who enjoys platonic versions of my otps, i'll say i also adore him in brotps with tanya and mike, especially in fix it aus ;v; also, him regina and jimmy as a goofy friends trio who spend more time together than expected has been in my head rent FREE lately lmao
4: notp
there aren't a lot of super popular ships in this fandom, so keeping in my rules about notps being relatively well known ships and not just a crack ship i pulled out of my ass for the sake of hating it....tbh, i'm not a huge fan of him and martha together as a ship? idk why, it seems cute, and it's definitely not a dealbreaker for me when it comes to fics, but it just doesn't click for me for some reason. i kinda wish it did, i know it's a fan favorite :') tbh now that i think about it it's kinda one of those ships i really only feel things for in the context of polyamorous ships with other characters involved HGKFDJSFLK
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
not to be on my bullshit again but age regressor will is so real in my head he's. he's little guy ;_; that feels like cheating because i headcanon every character i love as a regressor but LISTEN ahgkdsj.....he needs to be taken care of he really does he deserves it--
6: favorite line from this character
i have a couple nominees: him saying in his diary that he still loves lila despite her scaring him because holy shit it breaks my heart that little speech he gives to tanya about how she's not the center of the world and how he and her friends do want to be there for her (we stan a king who can read her to filth LMAO) him confessing to lila's murder in the strength ending because it breaks my HEART he deserves the WORLD him asking martha if she needs anything while she's drunk out of her mind.....him just generally trying to help her in that scene tbh. he's such a sweet boy bwahhh
7: one way in which I relate to this character
me 🤝 william being neurodivergents with bad moms :') i'm sure there's more i could think of tbh based solely on the neurodivergent thing but those are the biggest ones HFLKDSJF
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
this is less about him specifically but i watched manlybadasshero's playthrough of this game and some of the expressions he gave him are hard for me to look at idk why adkfjKLDJF 😭 for a more real answer though, it's also a little hard to watch him at the party at points but, like.....tbh i found that whole scene more charming than anything. he's a sweet boy and he's TRYING okay :')
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
i already answered this one but for the sake of completionism he's my littlest cinnamon roll. my little guy. he's certified baby <3
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mmmm, that ever-intriguing gaze... intense. i like that shit
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