#let them go to heaven

[random-xpressions]

Love is simple. You look at someone straight in their eyes and tell: "this is how fucked up I am, now love me, if you can." Then the other unveils and tells the same...

Random Xpressions

#plain #simple #and quite fucked up #who the hell on earth claims perfection #let them go to heaven #here on earth we are all flawed

[p4nishers]

i need s3 to start with crowley throwing up into a dumpster then sliding down the wall and crying hysterically which cuts to aziraphale doing nothing but spying on him with his little gay ass telescope exactly like this

#michael or someone: good morning supreme archangel aziraphale #aziraphale having watched crowley going thru the trouble to buy himself crepes cause feelings™ then dropping them and sliding to the floor #into the puddle of his tears: no it isn't #i just rewatched ofmd and i also have Feelings™ #i love crowley i want her to be more miserable than ever and for aziraphale to come crawling on his hand and knees begging to be taken back #bc heaven made him change his autism clothes and nobody will tell him what a good job he's doing and oh crowley its just terrible TERRIBLE #they didn't let me bring crepes up please take me back dear and all that #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #go s2 #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #ofmd

[shishkabobninja]

The Metatron's offer to restore Crowley's angelic status wasn't just about convincing Aziraphale to take the job because he could be with Crowley! It was also about convincing Aziraphale that heaven was capable/willing to change, to see and welcome different perspectives! Aziraphale was convinced not just because Crowley could be with him, but also because heaven would not only allow it, but is offering it!

#it shows a capacity for change Aziraphale didnt think they had after 6000 years and an apocalypse that proved otherwise #I think its part of the reason Aziraphale still went even when Crowley didnt #because if heaven can change their mind and let a demon back into heaven #surely he can convince them of the wonders of humanity too #plus we also have Muriel #so clearly not all angels are “bad” #but i do believe Aziraphale realizes whats going on by the end of the episode but also knows the best chance they have at stopping it #is for him to be supreme archangel #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #gomens #gomens 2

[starrysharks]

google "how to write a character who is known within her universe for having no filter and swearing a lot (especially in the face of authority) without having it read like i graduated from vivziepop school of writing"

#this is why we have to abide by the “3 fucks per character” rule #octavia gets 3 “fuck”s 3 “shit”s and 3 “bitch”s per chapter with unlimited low level swars eg crap and damn #this is good actually cuz it makes me think of where itd be the funniest/most effective to add swears so they dont lose their bite #also if you are going to write a story where swears are used i feel like you should have at least one character with a sqeaky clean mouth #and maybe let them swear like. twice through the entire thing #(for RAA this is onion and vivica) #(vivica is only allowed to use ye olde swears such as “blast” and “great heavens” and “jesus mary joseph”)

[tardxsblues]

Seriously? Oh, Doctor. To save her soul? But who, my dear, will save yours?

#this is so personal to me #the eye contact? #the way missy just watches like 'oh shit maybe i shouldn't have put them together' #the offering to kill for her so that she doesn't dirty her own hands #which is so interesting because it's another piece in the doctorification #he won't let her go that far #he's trying to preserve some of her humanity #he's trying to preserve her soul #i'm emotional #doctor who #dwedit #dwgifs #dw companions #twelve #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #missy #the master #dws8 #episode: death in heaven #peter capaldi #jenna coleman #michelle gomez #gif warning #i fought with the lighting for far too long #and it's still making my eye twitch

[padmerrie]

fuck orochimaru.  kakashi is their dad now. ✌🏻

#naruto #kakashi hatake #team taka #fanart #karin uzumaki #suigetsu #jugo #my art #i recently lost a ton of my art after bringing my laptop in for a repair (R.I.P.) #a repair that didn't even fix the problem (R.I.P. ME) #but i was able to salvage some pieces from my ribbet photo library - including this unfinished piece #there are a lot of things i can see 'wrong' with it #but i'm just happy that it didn't go to art heaven like a bunch of my other stuff so i don't care! #maybe this can be an exercise is in letting go of imperfect works and just posting them #something is better than nothing #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[justarandomhelluvablog]

as someone with a guilty pleasure for isekai and time regression stories I am just thinking of a story where Husk dies and wakes up during the height of his Overlord days with the memories of everything that would happen and has just. From the outside perspective become a completely different person overnight and changed his ways (read: the morals he gained during his afterlife he applies to how he, uh... Overlords?). A Husk whose last soul deal is to get Angel Dust away from Valentino (and offers Angel his freedom, which Angel possibly decides not to take for the time being bc it'd be safer for him to be under contract than not, with Valentino as mad as he is), and who avoids making bets/deals with Alastor like the plague. Starts building alliances with other Overlords (maybe even including Alastor, albeit reluctantly) to steadily create a support network/team (which is also useful when going up against the Vees once they're established), and just bides his time until Charlie and Vaggie open their hotel- which, at the time of his death, he had come to love and support the cause of.

And Husk is ready to be the hotel's sponsor, immediately. Alastor gets there and finds Husk beat him to it (seeing as Husk knows about it before the interview even airs), but unlike Alastor with his ulterior motives, Husk actually wants to help.

After all, he died for the hotel, and its people, once upon a time

#hazbin hotel #Au #now if it's true time regression or a case of dreaming of the future #that is the question #anyway I don't think Husk was a good person while he was an Overlord #but I love good 'healthy work environment' Overlord Husk and this is how I can still have it thank you #while also indulging in one of my favorite genres/guilty pleasures lol #also to clarify when I say Husk wouldn't 'deal in souls' I mean he wouldn't gamble away souls #but he probably continues to accept people offering their souls #bc let's face it more souls means more power #and when you know there will be a war with heaven AND a civil war within the Overlords AND whatever is up with Alastor... #more power is what you need. no matter how much you'd like to just let them all go

[bonefall]

Now I'm sitting and looking at the Willow Tail trend stirring up around here that I've apparently triggered by being a troublesome snitch

Feels like throwing a tiny fish in a dusky scary pool to watch a magnificent legendary monster emerging to swallow it

I am satisfied, Willow Tail deserves better than she got

It always seemed odd how they just made her up to be the bad guy seemingly out of nowhere

no worries, you'll never find that take, it was a local not-English-speaking social media

It's me, the DOTC mosasaur, lunging up out of my tank to devour all the bad takes that come from weirdo Clear Sky stans lmao

I LIKE the bunny bones plot. I think it was cool to let Willow Tail be doing something kind of sneaky, holding a grudge from the last book. I enjoy the way she still have love and concern for Moth Flight, while also having beef with Red Claw. Dynamics like this are interesting and what I want more of in these books.

But the writers treat it like a woman lying is the most evil sin they've ever heard of. So they let Clear Sky carve her face like a pumpkin, killing her slowly in a stomach turning way, all while their precious writer's pets keep all of their power and never have to confront the fact that THEY ESCALATED IT. AT EVERY TURN.

The woman who lied pays for it with a slow, agonizing death, while men who murder and abuse don't even have to squeak out a "sorry."

I'm deadass, Clear Sky is forced to make peace and he says, "It was a dumb fight." Like, oh ok? A dumb fight? Did it fall out of the sky, asshole? Or did you make a hostage out of a leader's daughter and only doctor because you blamed HER for killing that son you let die?

Awful. Justice for Willow Tail. The punishment for lying should not be DEATH BY EYE GOUGING.

#bone babble #In the back of my mind the Tom statement throbs ominously #The tantrum that one writer threw over the idea of a wifebeater not going to heaven #While Willow Tail (whose only sin was lying. No violence.) Is tormented slowly on screen while her killer stands vindicated #Others have said it but ill say it again #They dont give a shit about the concept of rehabilitation #They just want to dress up abuse apologia under the guise of restorative justice. #EVERY chance they get to punish a woman for doing something wrong. They do it gruesomely and violently #Where men get to mutter 'it was a dumb fight' and 'WE should never have let it get this bad' and see no consequences. #They don't even get a reputation hit. No one even dislikes them a little more. #Wind actually gets punished for NOT trusting Clear. #Actually sick behavior

[rudjedet]

Me and flips have not been friends ever since I landed on my head/neck during a double back when I was 18, so of course deciding to finally learn a front flip half twist is going to be good for me. Living by the whole "if I'm scared I'll do it scared" thing now, working out well for me so far.

#technique is dodge lmao #the reason i could do a double back was my upper leg muscles are fn strong & will launch me into heaven even if my run up is absolute shite #but my coach at the time believed in 'if youre scared you don't ever have to do it again' so i just never got over that accident #which is why im almost immediately moving into the flip part instead of going UP first #anyway i literally need to commit to pull my hands into my left shoulder instead of letting them faff about and then I've got the twist #we'll work on the ehrm. *neatness* afterwards lmao

[fili-the-jester]

The more I think about Azure Lion, the more uncomfortable I feel about him

#fili jesting #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk azure lion #not that I don't think he's a good character #but when I think more in-depth about him and his relationship with swk #I see how he essentially seems to have manipulated swk for his own goals and than he manipulates qxt and his friends #and how he isn't even like lbd who is openly antagonistic #he seems like he's nice but than he just smiles as he's imprisoned qxt's mentor and than he blames qxt for trying to get swk back #he seems like a 'the end justifies the means' kind of guy #and he did seem to have somewhat good intentions #but good intentions isn't a justification for manipulating and hurting people #and lmk is known for having unreliable narrators #and while I do think that there was some truth to azure's words during the flashback he showed qxt #namely the heaven not aiding humans and letting demons hurt them without regard #but he is also trying to get sympathy from qxt about himself and his goals #even when he seems like he's being honest #he's manipulating people and trying to get their sympathy so they'll go along with what he wants #and when he's not doing that he's praising people and putting them on pedestals like he did with swk #he uses flattery as a form of manipulation and he played right into swk's own pride to manipulate him #idk #might be overanalyzing but I am having thoughts

[go-ninja-go]

THEY'RE BACK

#SEASON 2 LET'S GO #THEY LOOK AMAZING #I MISSED THEM #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #pei ming #tgcf spoilers #tgcf season 2 #tgcf s2 #my post

[hanahope101-2]

Utapri ✨ All Star Stage✨ Music Universe ✨

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#utapri #uta no prince sama #all star stage #music universe #look at them! #LOVE💗 LOVE💗LOVE💗 #starish #quartet night #heavens #LET'S GO!!! #with these outfits they definitely having Quartet Crown on stage

[blue-rose-soul]

Your last Devil’s Bastards post was so juicy! I’d never heard about heaven’s people having amnesia.

Now I can’t stop thinking about a pre-reveal scenario in which Nicaise somehow goes to visit the hotel and while she doesn’t recognize anyone, Alastor and Lucifer sure recognize her.

Hey, it could happen! I did set the stage for Nicaise to potentially become a fallen angel, no second death required.

Let's say it happens at some point after the thwarted extermination. Neither Lucifer nor Alastor know yet, but Alastor has some suspicions. When Nicaise is ejected from Heaven for revealing the exterminations to the public, encouraging people to go against Heaven's rules, and questioning the Seraphim, and then refusing to repent, she remembers Charlie Morningstar's hotel and heads there straight away.

Charlie's happy to see her again. Both Lucifer and Alastor are in shock, but since Alastor's perma-smile is still in place no one really notices his reaction. They're all a little wrapped up in the story Nicaise is telling them about how she ended up getting ejected from Heaven. Of course Charlie happily welcomes her into the hotel, and Vaggie's actually happy to have yet another fallen angel among them, to hear that Heaven may actually be reforming from within.

Then Lucifer steps forward and reintroduces himself. Everyone's more than a little surprised to learn that Lucifer and Nicaise have met before. Lucifer explains that whence upon a time he snuck out of Hell just for a little while to actually see Earth, and wound up lost in the middle of New Orleans during the Rex parade. Nicaise doesn't remember the event, so he tells her about how she saved him from being lost and basically acted as his guide throughout the celebration. They both got pretty wasted and he woke up the next morning passed out on top of somebody's rooftop, presumably from attempting to fly home while drunk. Everyone's laughing and having a good time as he recounts the story.

Alastor says nothing.

As Nicaise settles into the hotel crew and helps Charlie with her redemption project, Alastor initially tries to keep his distance, but over time everyone notices that Alastor is different with her. It's not too strange at first. He's always gotten along better with women than with men. But this is different. He almost has an air of respect with her, and he doesn't even respect the King of Hell! He's gentle, he never teases or intentionally scares her, though it turns out Nicaise has a bit of a prankster side of her own and thinks its funny when he spooks other hotel residents. He doesn't hide the fact that he's a serial murderer, or that he's a cannibal, but he does tone down the bloodthirstiness in her presence. His smile is more genuine around her.

Bit by bit, certain things come out about Alastor, more in the few short weeks Nicaise has been with them than anyone's learned in the 6+ months of living with Alastor. Things he and Nicaise share in common. They both grew up in New Orleans, they like to use venison in their jambalaya, play several of the same instruments, have the same taste in liquor, hate tea. They even died within a couple decades of one another. Nicaise wonders if they might have even met one another while alive. Alastor only says he supposes it's possible.

Lucifer, for his part, is delighted to reunite with an old friend. Alastor does not enjoy Lucifer enjoying her company. He compels Husk to interrupt the two of them if he ever sees them getting too 'close.' Encourages Niffty to get under Lucifer's feet. Has his shadows trip Lucifer up, or spill his drinks when he's talking with Nicaise. Lucifer knows it's all Alastor's doing and assumes Alastor's just being a shit again.

"What, you failed to steal my daughter, now you're trying to steal my vacation friend!?"

Husk is the first one to put two and two together. He doesn't figure out everything, but he knows Alastor well enough to know his interest in Nicaise isn't romantic, and to pick up on the familial similarities. He keeps his mouth shut though. The memory of what happened last time he dredged up one of Alastor's secrets still sets his fur on edge. Still, in private he lets himself chuckle over the fact that Alastor is a 'mamma's boy.'

Eventually though, other people start to pick up on Alastor's weird behavior. When Nicaise scolds him for 'picking on' Lucifer - and WOW is it weird to see Alastor letting himself be scolded - Alastor points out to her that Lucifer is a married man. That does put a bit of a damper on Lucifer's and Nicaise's interactions. They weren't intentionally flirting or anything, but Lucifer wonders if maybe he was getting a tad too comfortable. He and Lilith ARE separated (at least, according to Charlie) but he still hopes to one day reconcile with her. And now that Alastor's brought it to her attention, Charlie's starting to feel just a tad uncomfortable with Lucifer's and Nicaise's closeness as well. Just a tad though! She does want her dad to be happy, and he and Lilith are separated...

Privately, she still thinks it feels like a betrayal though.

And it's that feeling that allows Charlie to put things together, and she's a hell of a lot less subtle than Husk is.

There are people hanging out at the bar when she walks up to Alastor in the parlor and blurts out, "ALASTOR, IS NICAISE YOUR SISTER!?"

It came out a lot louder than she meant it.

Lucifer chokes on his drink.

In Charlie's defense, he and Nicaise appear to be close to the same physical age in their demon and angel forms. If anything, Nicaise might have been younger when she died than Alastor was when he died.

Alastor reassures Charlie that, no, Nicaise is not his sister.

Lucifer relaxes and starts to chug his drink to get that terrifying thought out of his head.

"She's my maman."

Lucifer chokes again.

Fortunately Nicaise isn't present for this conversation. Charlie asks why Alastor hadn't said anything before now and he explains he doesn't see any reason to. Once they get her back into Heaven, they'll never see one another again, so why burden her with the knowledge that her son grew to be a mass murderer in life and a cannibalistic Overlord in death? While he may not regret any of his actions, he knows she would be heartbroken by the revelation.

Angel Dust breaks up the sullen mood that's fallen over the room by cracking a joke that, 'the devil wants to do your mom.'

He immediately gets several sets of angry eyes on him, including beast mode Alastor, and shuts up very quickly.

#ask #anonymous #Hazbin Hotel #the Devil's Bastard AU #Alastor #Alastor's Mother #Nicaise (Hazbin Hotel OC) #Lucifer Morningstar #Charlie Morningstar #whew that got long #I was gonna go into them learning that Luci is Al's dad too #but I'll probably save that for another post after all that #the reason Alastor out and admitted Nicaise is his mother in the end when he kept quiet before #is because Charlie had already come so close to the truth on her own #it was only a matter of time before everyone else figured it out #also he's lowkey pissed that Nicaise was rejected from Heaven because now he has an exploitable weakness in Hell #and he's not willing to get rid of her or let her get hurt in order to remove this weakness

[ahhale-werewolves]

no no no no. you're listening to the song but are you actually HEARING the song.

he's literally saying that if your wings can't reach heaven HE WILL LITERALLY BRING IT DOWN TO YOU.

he doesn't belong in heaven, isn't trying to reach it even, but he wants YOU TO MAKE IT THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE HEAVENLY TO HIM.

;___: rip my mfing heart out.

#sleep token #euclid #this song is like the most ridiculous heart breaking love ballad #just the visual beauty of someone loving someone so much #that they would literally rip the heavens down so that person can be amongst the angels they see them as #like wtf #that is POETIC BEAUTY #THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING LOVE PEOPLE #get you a man who would tear the heavens apart so they could be yours #and then like the saddest part where he lets YOU go because he cant have you AND let you go to heaven too BECAUSE HE CANT GO TO HEAVEN #AAHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA

[badsalmonella]

about the grail post... 😔

https://www.tumblr.com/ooccouchgags/706197366170058752?source=share

Lmaoooooo wait why can I picture it perfectly

#they did all the things wrong but I would still let them go to heaven 😌 #sorry god I’m just built different #ask #snowrassa #camelot musical #this WASNT about the Camelot musical….but I MADE IT about the Camelot musical lmaooo

[melien]

#sims #ts3 #sims 3 #photoshoots #character verse #lydia fletcher #I'm back babey I installed ts3 on my new laptop and it's SO SMOOTH #I firmly believe if it was that smooth before I wouldn't have had a burnout #because I was attempting all these heavy saves and increasingly growing frustrated especially with cas #please let me go back in time and play all the legacies and BCs I played in the past on this laptop #idk if it's my processor or smooth patch working or idk but thank heavens I only hope I can get my mojo back #also lydia deserved a solo photoshoot long ago she was infamous in melverse for not having one #despite her being literally the best character in the verse #I think she played a role into bringing it back into place #she's so effortlessly chaotic #also fun fact her middle name is lacey because I sometimes do little callbacks to the old legacy and they had a sister named lacey there #who didn't survive to see the character verse #but also because lydia lacey and irene hayley?? iconic #definitely felicity naming them