#let aggro in

[angel-bubbles]

milo n sweetheart used to do puzzles at the kitchen table but after the third time aggro knocked one off, they gave up. at the new house they finally have a room they can keep aggro out of and do their puzzles in peace (aggro then proceeds to yell through the door. he’s not a fan of closed doors)

#milo getting So frustrated when sweetheart finds their sixth piece in a row and he hasn't found a single one #him and marie did a lot of puzzles together when he was growing up #(he's never been that good at them to be honest) #let aggro in #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #just found this in my drafts?????????? #hidden gem

[theonewhowails]

in my head this is how Divine Inspiration works

#cotl #my art #cotl lamb #cotl the one who waits #UGH i miss computer i miss being able to easily edit things😭 #if you work with traditional mediums and want to make a comic with black speech bubbles and red text #my first and best piece of advice is: dont #my second piece of advice is #rather than try and do the red text first and then colour black in around it #colour in the whole speech bubble black #then use a paint marker/pen on top. i have a white paint marker so i let it dry and then coloured on top of that with red #do not recommend #anyways. i dont really think narinder would say 'lol idk' HOWEVER the image is funy to me #and also i definitely dont think he gives a shit about how these things affect mortals #i however. initially thought that 'demon possesses ur follower to accompany you into battle' would mean something like #like. they fight and can get KILLED. and run at anything that can aggro like a fucking diablo companion #so i avoided it my whole first playthrough and suffered a lot for it #i got stuck on kallamar and got really stressed about how my followers were dying faster than i could acquire new ones #and also now that i had a full set of doctrines i really regretted some of my choices bc they didnt pair up so well #so i started a new game and decided to be evil #and thats how i ended up fully filling out the folower forms! :]

[everythingshinesunderthesun]

I usually try very hard not to talk about US politics because it's not my ballpark, and heated appeals to people's humanity isn't my brand, but I'm seeing a worrying amount of this type of rhetoric these past couple days so I feel like I need to give it my best shot here.

This is to say that if you're in the "the Dems are just as bad as the Reps so I'm not going to vote" crew, I think I should legally be allowed to beat you to death with my fists.

I don't have any love for Biden and his ilk either — and as a matter of fact, I don't really give a shit about what happens in America beyond how it affects my homeland (which is more than I'd like) — but I also had to watch while the US government locked up children from my country like zoo animals because some of you got it into your head that voting for Hillary would've been "cringe", and the ensuing four years of sitting around with your thumbs stuck up your asses talking about how "you would never let this happen again". I'm not in the mood for a part two.

Has Biden fixed the immigrant detention centers? No, but his administration has made conditions materially better for the prisoners, which is good. Listen to me. This is good. Yes it's not ideal but small improvements to the lives of real people that exist in the real world right now are more important than your hypothetical post-revolutionary utopia. If you disagree with me, shut up. Again, I should be allowed to beat you to death.

I know everyone who says this kind of stuff is certain that The Revolution is going to happen "any day now guys", but until then, go vote. I promise you the Bolshevik Uprising will not be meaningfully delayed by you taking an hour out of your day to stand in line and fill a ballot.

#i hate to be this aggro but i can't explain to you all the way i felt watching 2016-2020 play out from down in mexico #i woukd very much appreciate it if we could never let anything like that happen ever again #if i can convince even one person to go vote I figure it's worth it

[tsuchinokoroyale]

More like rad-b-gone lol

#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol #thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless #except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5% #so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move… #oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it #him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮‍💨 #I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴 #radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one #which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴 #I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes #and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once #like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where #(( outside of gank fights )) #the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death #had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build #and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably #can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears #I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it #Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳 #excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss #I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8 #so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳 #tsuchi plays games

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai yaoi could heal me

#snap chats #i love. the bastardized use of yaoi and its weird life cycle in vernacular over the years. has anyone noticed that <- of course we have #this post aint bout that tho anyway. #i just got back to my dorm and //screams// #WHATEVER all of thats done with ... still irritated .... but just one more week then i dont have to room with these people ever again #while i was driving i was thinking of this minedai fic i wanted to do but then i was like 'what if i wanted to do a comic of it' #i do this literally every time like how many times have i typed a variant of those tags i need to be shot yesterday #POINT IS. minedai yaoi could make me not aggro i think. i will think of writing this and then when i do ill let it rot in my docs #im going to bed in like twenty minutes i just wanna play a little minecraft first 💀💀💀 still ..... #ok bye

[chaoticbooklesbian]

Me: I'm so glad I can finally play Baldur's Gate 3! The characters are so cool, it's so fun to play! Also me: HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND ANYTHING THIS MAP IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TO ME SPECIFICALLY

#pedanticblah #this post brought to you by my inability to locate karlach and halsin and laezel #i found the goblin camp! #i cannot locate bear man within said goblin camp #and i keep accidentally aggroing the entire camp too #and i can't figure out how to get to the part of the map where karlach is #let alone find her within it #not to mention how i have no idea where laezel fucked off to #pedanticbg3

[spookiew]

lol. lmao even.

#I GOT THE FIRST BLOOD ACHIEVEMENT FOR THIS LMAOOOOO #oh so you're 'unstoppable' orin? hmm no i don't think so #honestly it was a total accident i was trying to keep orins aggro on lae'zel and let everyone else take out her cultists #but level 12 lae'zel is a BEAST she didn't even need it #altho shadowheart is the real mvp for landing command:grovel on orin 3 times in a row #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

[rewritingcanon]

i know people go thru shit all the time but if you post about ur friends and the person ur dating online talking shit about them and you let ur followers bash them in the replies or something…. ur weird….

#family is diff bcuz u dont choose ur family so if theyre acting like shit i understand it’s something to let off steam #but even when its family its like… hmm. unless ur parents or something r genuinely evil why u letting this anon talk shit abt ur mum?? 🤨 #and talking shit abt ur partner/friends online makes me violent!! break up with them if u dont like them easy solution 👍 #or if not just deal with it irl like a normal person and dont air ur personal shit out to people u know will back u up in everything… #nothing gets me more aggro than a victim complex sighhhh #these r strangers on the internet babes theyre not ur mates (even tho sometimes followers do be acting like that) #like ik internet friends exist but that is not what im talking about #stop inviting people to hate on other people ur supposed to love its not cute at all its so weird ur a weirdo #and yes this includes when ur friends/partner is in the wrong. thats not ur green light to act cringe #not hp #rant #if ur scared this is about a particular person on here its not its about A LOT OF PARTICULAR PERSONS EVERYWHERE and im tired 😔

[system-architect]

good on anet for putting (at least one? potentially two?) gay dwarves in the xpac but frankly what i really want is confirmation that mabon and isgarren have explored each others' bodies

#gw2 soto spoilers #soto spoilers #gw2 spoilers #my stuff #sorry for steal your phrasing sasha #also i dont know how to tag this without my blog getting obliterated idk tumblr is so strict nowadays? #i dont know what their filters aggro on and not so #if theres a way i can tag this for blacklists without having to censor everything let me know lol.

[singingkestrel]

Horizon Zero Dawn machines 41/?

Scorchers are terrifying.

The one in the fire room was ok (although after downing the scorcher I promptly died after forgetting the floor is lava), but the two in the big cauldron room?

I died five times in that room, and only three times were from falling/being knocked into the fire.

Stupid evil murder puppies.

#i went with my usual tactic of sneaking to the door #but this is bad in UH #coz aratak and ourea end up aggroing everything anyway #only succeeded after the 'fuck it let's just kill everything' epiphany #hzd #horizon zero dawn #hzd photomode #the frozen wilds #hzd machines #scorcher #aloy #singingkescam

[lookninjas]

#i thought about adding another option making fun of people who make fun of dialects/unfamiliar food #but it's my day off let's not start aggro #i might finish but i won't start #polls #wigan kebab #now that's what you call a butty

[ejunkiet]

i love writing, she says, after writing and rewriting the same scene all night

#SOMETIMES IT BE LIKE THAT #i'm getting back into the swing of things #but it's slow going. brain space is more limited atm ;u; #i've finished the aggro gift fic >:3 #i'll finally be able to share it tomorrow #once it has a title afdnjs #there's actually a part two I've sketched out #but it'll be a while #new schedule has drastically slowed things down #but! new job is good. >:3 #just. BUSY. #okay okay i desperately need sleep #gonna let what I've been working on steep dnfkjsaf

[capitalisticveins]

Do you guys think Aggro’s alive in Imperium?

#I was just thinking about Ollie #which let me to think about wampus #and now Aggro #and now Imp Aggro? #Does Milo even own Aggro in Imperium??? #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted milo #milo greer #redacted sweetheart #redacted aggro #redacted imperium

[blutomindpretzel]

What if Christian and Sweetheart were secretly best friends? Like yes- he’s cocky for pretty much no reason, and he has the need to be extra competitive with Milo and Asher. But he has actual respect for Sweetheart, so he sort of finds himself gravitating towards them. (Nothing romantic- he’s just curious hush)

It started with overhearing Milo gloat to the other pack members about his “mate who’s a stealth investigator for The Department”, he just had to see for himself.

The difference between these two is- Sweetheart has a good reason to be cocky, they’re so fucking good at what they do. But they just- aren’t. And it makes him a little uneasy for a while. But once he starts up an actual conversation with them- he only has more questions.

Alright these two would be so badass together don’t act like they wouldn’t. And I have literally no idea why, but these two give me Jim and Dwight from The Office- vibes. Like- they mess with each other all the time, and are super competitive in their out-of-nowhere-rivalry. But under all of that is a deep understanding and respect for one another.

They have so much platonic chemistry- and it’s so confusing to the two of them. Sweetheart mostly resented Christian because of how much he teased Milo (and you know damn well sweetheart wasn’t having any of that bullshit.) But besides their need to always one-up each other, they actually got along.

They’re absolutely each other’s wingman don’t even ask (sweetheart helped him with date ideas for him and Amanda when they were still together, as well as comforted them when they split)

These two have matching red heart-shaped-sunglasses that they wear on the beach trip (which is also when Milo finds out they are best friends)

GOSSIPING TOGETHER (sipping margaritas or hot tea/coffee and talking over pack and work matters)

This literally puts Milo into cardiac arrest holy shit

Aggro hates Christian and Sweetheart thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

Calling each other “bitch” all the time

Three words: dance dance revolution matches, or just dance whatever’s your cup of tea

Watching Hell’s Kitchen together and making fun of everything (also watching romantic comedies and laughing at everything and everyone.)

Fueled by each other’s suffering

But also Sweetheart tackled Christian in a hug after Inversion (hiding tears in his jacket) yeah the aren’t kidding anyone, these two care about each other

Christian loudly gags or rolls his eyes whenever he catches Sweetheart and a Milo kissing or being touchy with each other (and just being sweet in general he hates it so much)

#redacted asmr #redacted sweetheart #redacted milo #redacted christian #redacted aggro #these two are best friends your honor #they hate each other so much but also would do anything for one another #the pack is so confused #angel and babe pretty much have the same dynamic #milos suffering #aggro has clawed Christian’s face before and sweetheart fell over laughing #David doesn’t give a shit just let him sleep

[venndaai]

Absolutely love that I can slaughter all the other duergar in Grymforge and then go sell the weapons and armor I looted off their corpses to Stonemason Kith. He truly is like “I do not see it 😑” Fucking superb you funky little archaeology nerd

#bg3 blogging #baldur’s gate 3 #I was so worried he was going to aggro and I’d have to kill him #but no he’s just like. that’s none of my business! #outlander who helped me with my archeology an hour ago and is now soaking in blood! #let’s trade!

[zevrans]

strange ox raging in all acts if u try to confront them about what they are and them going something along the lines of 'why can't you all just leave me be??' is literally me whenever i go to camp to long rest and chill and some npc once again feels it's their duty to infiltrate it and start a cutscene 🙄✋️😭

#mizora i am looking at you ✋️😩 #and now orin toobffksdk #i just want to kiss astarion and talk to my other companions let me beee 😩😩😩 #i'm currently smuggling it into lower city but i'm yet to find out what it really is #i mean it turned into slime w/e when i aggroed it back in previous acts so idk if it's it's true form or not 😂 #can't wait to find out 😂 #bg3 spoilers