Comic transcript:
A digital Star Trek comic. Kirk and Chekov stand in a lift in uniform.
Kirk: Mr Chekov, can I speak to you in Rec Room 6?
Chekov, awkwardly: ? Yes, Keptin
Kirk: Cool
They stand with awkward expressions, with the caption ‘Lift Noises’.
The turbolift dings, the doors open and they exit it, entering Rec Room 6. Kirk sits on a table with a sigh.
Kirk: You know I support you, right?
Chekov stares at Kirk with a question mark over his head. They are both silent.
Kirk: That you’re into men, that is.
Chekov stares at him. Then—
Chekov: Duh?
Kirk: What.
Chekov: You and Mr Spock, Keptin. You are gay.
Kirk stares at him.
Conveniently, the Rec Room’s door opens. Uhura, Sulu and Spock enter. Uhura is mid-sentence.
Uhura: You know, you’re gonna have to teach me that lyre some day, Mr Spock.
Chekov grins.
Chekov: Ah, Mr Spock!
Spock: Greetings, ensign.
Chekov: You and the Keptin. You are gay, yes?
Spock stares. Uhura and Sulu look on expectantly. Spock glares at everyone.
Spock: Yes, we are.
Kirk, still sitting on the desk, is blushing furiously. Nobody says anything. Spock walks out.
Spock: Congratulations on your homosexuality, ensign.
End transcript.
BONUS STRIP!
Comic transcript:
Kirk, with eyes glowing red, corners Bones.
Kirk: BONES.
Bones: Jesus, Jim.
Kirk grabs Bones by the front of his shirt.
Kirk: Am I gay?
Bones: The fact you gotta ask says a lot, man.
End transcript.
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[Image description Bluesky post by ohkafuimykafui"Well well well, if it isn't the FREAK and the SMOKESHOW, how are you Jim? Carol, you look lovely. How'd you pull this one off, buddy? Punching way above your weight! Was expecting a fucking DOGFACE to match yours, but Carol's actually halfway decent. You paying her? How much are you paying her Jim?" underneath the skeet is Bones from Star Trek with a speech bubble above his head]
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I made an edit of the tails gets trolled meme with mccoy for a discord server i’m in and I’m kind of obsessed with him.
For your viewing pleasure.
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