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chubbyooo · 1 year
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Dath Marr: you know, Satele and I are having a baby.
Kyradia (sith inquisitor): oh my god congratulations that’s-
Darth Marr: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Kyradia (Sith inquisitor), eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Kavaraa (jedi consular), who walked out of her bedroom in her house into her kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Kavaraa (Jedi Consular): You know archaic Latin? Kyradia (Sith Inquisitor): I got bored with classical Latin. Kavaraa (Jedi Consular): You know normal Latin? Kyradia (Sith Inquisitor): Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me. Kavaraa (Jedi Consular): YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB? Kyradia (Sith Inquisitor): You don't know everything about me Jedi. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?
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chubbyooo · 1 year
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Kyradia (Sith inquisitor): If you kill me you’ll bring down the Wraith of my crew.
Random Thug: … Don’t you mean wrath?
Xalek: *appearing from the shadows with a knife*
Xalek: No. He doesn’t.
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chubbyooo · 1 year
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Theron: Look, I don’t think-
Kyradia (Sith inquisitor): Oh don’t worry, I’m very much aware.
Theron: …Are you always such an ass?
Kyradia: No, you just bring out the best in me.
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chubbyooo · 1 year
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Zash: How’s practice going?
Kyradia (sith inquisitor) : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Zash: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your armour.
Kyradia (sith inquisitor) : …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Zash: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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chubbyooo · 11 months
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Kyradia (Sith inquisitior): Okay, I promise I'll take your compliments seriously. No more sarcastic answers from now on
Andronikos: you have beautiful hair
Kyradia: thanks I grew it myself
Andronikos:…
Kyradia:…
Kyradia: starting now
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chubbyooo · 11 months
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Kyradia (Sith inquisitior): who did this to you
Ashara, with a small knot on her head: I accidentally ran into the door.
Kyradia: does it hurt
Ashara: a little bit I’ll be ok
[the next day]
Andronikos: where the fuck is the door
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chubbyooo · 1 year
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Ashara: revenge isn’t the answer
Kyradia (Sith inquisitior): So is watching television and eating candy, but you do it because it feels good.
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chubbyooo · 3 years
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Kyradia: woops
Lana: whoops? whoops? This is not a "whoops" situation. we are far past whoops. "whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. we are solidly in "oh fuck” territory, and i expect you to act like it.
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chubbyooo · 3 years
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Ashara: what do you think is wrong with Kavaraa
Kyradia: off the top of my head, i’d say low self-esteem, a lack of parental figures, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety
Kavaraa: I’m right here
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chubbyooo · 3 years
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Ashara: It’s just that you can be a bit judgmental.
Kyradia: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I have been judgmental.
Ashara: Okay.
~flashback~
Kyradia: What a stupid thing to say.
~flashback ends~
Kyradia: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
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chubbyooo · 3 years
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Kyradia: Goodnight moon
Kyradia: Goodnight tree
Kyradia: Goodnight ghosts only I can see
Kavaraa: whAT THE HE-
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chubbyooo · 3 years
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spoilers for Echoes of Eternity 
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chubbyooo · 4 years
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New Patreon reward of the sith Jedi besties from @mossygator the dynamic has never been more clear 😂
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chubbyooo · 3 years
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Kyradia: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool".
Malora: yeah they’re all posers
Ashara: guys we are at a funeral!!!
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