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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Astarion: So what's for dinner? Gale: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Astarion: ... Astarion: Is it soup? Gale: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Astarion: Please, Gale, enough with the soup puns. Gale: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Astarion: STOP! *one hour later* Astarion: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Kyradia (Sith inquisitor), eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Kavaraa (jedi consular), who walked out of her bedroom in her house into her kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Entropy: If I fall… Karlach: I’ll be there to catch you. Zai'ri: *looks at Lae'zel* What if I fall? Lae'zel: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Minthara: *watches these two interactions* Minthara, to Nyssa (durge): And if I fall? Nyssa: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Lae'zel: don’t panic, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this Gale: don’t you mean tricks? Zai'ri (gith tav): no, she doesn’t Lae'zel, taking dagger out of sleeve: no, i don’t
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Entropy (tav): *Laying face down on the bar* Astarion: So Karlach said she liked you? Entropy (tav), muffled: Yeah Astarion: ...and you asked her to marry you? Entropy (tav): Yeah Astarion: …and?! How’d she react?! Entropy (tav): Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more *Meanwhile* Karlach, kicking in the door to the Wylls’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Wyll! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
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chubbyooo · 2 months
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Kavaraa (Jedi Consular): You know archaic Latin? Kyradia (Sith Inquisitor): I got bored with classical Latin. Kavaraa (Jedi Consular): You know normal Latin? Kyradia (Sith Inquisitor): Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me. Kavaraa (Jedi Consular): YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB? Kyradia (Sith Inquisitor): You don't know everything about me Jedi. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?
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chubbyooo · 3 months
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I wanna be very clear Nellie the elephant is not an English thing that’s Siobhan specific I have never ever heard of this I am very English
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chubbyooo · 6 months
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Glad I’m not the only one who immediately was like oh she wants her own dragon so bad
Once I realized that Lae'zel is just a horse girl with extra steps she really grew on me
Like you BET she has little red dragon figurines and books stashed somewhere in her tent. You BET she writes underdog stories about taming and riding a red dragon. It's my headcanon that my Tav catches her making doodles of her on a red dragon at like 2 AM. I love it. I love her.
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chubbyooo · 6 months
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Me on my 4th seeing this post
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I’ve now finished two playthroughs of BG3 and I still want to keep playing. I think I may have a problem…
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chubbyooo · 7 months
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chubbyooo · 8 months
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Consume me romance game
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chubbyooo · 8 months
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I love Karlach that is all
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chubbyooo · 8 months
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More of this you get it
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chubbyooo · 8 months
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More bg3 fanfic cause I just love it
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chubbyooo · 8 months
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Coming out of my writing hole to bring you Baldurs Gate fanfic because it’s consumed my life and I need to write my ot3s story my way
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chubbyooo · 9 months
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There’s is nothing I want more than to play baldurs gate right now I say as I put down the game because I’ve been playing for hours my eyes hurt and I’m so overwhelmed with the choices that I spent three hours tripping over myself in the sewer
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chubbyooo · 10 months
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I am never going outside again
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