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ariel-seagull-wings · 3 years
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Apparently the father of film theory was a huge Disney nerd?
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SHAKESPEARE AND THE PRETTY SPEECHES OF A KING
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I was once watching Brows Held High review of Laurence Olivier’s Henry V (1944), where the reviewer, Kyle Kalgreen, analized how it faired in the context of British World War II Propaganda Machine,  as a Shakespeare film adaptation and in comparison to the Kenneth Branagh 1989 Film Adaptation. 
There is a moment he pauses to analyze the most popular speech of the play, wich is the Saint Crispin’s Day Speech:
What’s he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? 
No, my fair cousin.
If we are marked to die, we are enough
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.
God’s will, I pray thee wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honor,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God’s peace, I would not lose so great an honor
As one man more, methinks, would share from me,
For the best hope I have. 
Oh, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, 
Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart. 
His passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse.
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day and comes safe home,
Will stand o' tiptoe when the day is named
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall see this day, and live old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors
And say, “Tomorrow is Saint Crispian.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say, “These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.” 
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day. 
Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words, 
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,Warwick and Talbot, 
Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son,
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
(William Shakespeare. Henry V: Act IV, Scene III)
Beautifull. Powerfull. Lie.
Because, as Kyle Kalgreen apoints, while the Laurence Olivier had to cut it to make Henry V more simpathetic, the original Shakespeare text and the Kenneth Branagh Film Adaptation have this scene following the Saint Crispin’s day speech, where the young king reads a list of the english man who died in battle: 
Edward the duke of York, the earl of Suffolk,
Sir Richard Ketly, Davy Gam, esquire;
None else of name, and of all other men
But five and twenty. O God, thy arm was here,
And not to us but to thy arm alone
Ascribe we all! When, without stratagem,
But in plain shock and even play of battle,
Was ever known so great and little loss
On one part and on th' other? 
Take it, God,For it is none but thine. 
(William Shakespeare, Henry V: Act IV, Scene VIII)
The death nobleman are named, while the death common soldier is just ‘None else of name’. The death nobleman is ‘so great loss’. The death common soldier is ‘so little loss’. Contrary to what King Henry V promissed, not everybody who died fighting on his name in France will be considered his brother, remembered and mourned by him.
And them later, we watch the consequences of the reign of his son in the Henry VI trilogy of plays, and in Henry VI Part III, our new protagonist gives this beautifull speech about the blessing of a commoner’s life while sitting over a molehill:
This battle fares like to the morning’s war, 
When dying clouds contend with growing light, 
What time the shepherd, blowing of his nails, 
Can neither call it perfect day nor night. 
Now sways it this way, like a mighty sea 
Forced by the tide to combat with the wind; 
Now sways it that way, like the selfsame sea 
Forced to retire by fury of the wind: 
Sometime the flood prevails, and then the wind; 
Now one the better, then another best; 
Both tugging to be victors, breast to breast, 
Yet neither conqueror nor conquered: 
So is the equal of this fell war. 
Here on this molehill will I sit me down. 
To whom God will, there be the victory! 
For Margaret my queen, and Clifford too, 
Have chid me from the battle; swearing both 
They prosper best of all when I am thence. 
Would I were dead! if God’s good will were so; 
For what is in this world but grief and woe? 
O God! methinks it were a happy life, 
To be no better than a homely swain; 
To sit upon a hill, as I do now, 
To carve out dials quaintly, point by point, 
Thereby to see the minutes how they run, 
How many make the hour full complete; 
How many hours bring about the day; 
How many days will finish up the year; 
How many years a mortal man may live. 
When this is known, then to divide the times: 
So many hours must I tend my flock; 
So many hours must I take my rest; 
So many hours must I contemplate; 
So many hours must I sport myself; 
So many days my ewes have been with young; 
So many weeks ere the poor fools will ean: 
So many years ere I shall shear the fleece: 
So minutes, hours, days, months, and years, 
Pass’d over to the end they were created, 
Would bring white hairs unto a quiet grave. 
Ah, what a life were this! how sweet! how lovely! 
Gives not the hawthorn-bush a sweeter shade 
To shepherds looking on their silly sheep, 
Than doth a rich embroider’d canopy 
To kings that fear their subjects’ treachery? 
O, yes, it doth; a thousand-fold it doth. 
And to conclude, the shepherd’s homely curds, 
His cold thin drink out of his leather bottle. 
His wonted sleep under a fresh tree’s shade, 
All which secure and sweetly he enjoys, 
Is far beyond a prince’s delicates, 
His viands sparkling in a golden cup, 
His body couched in a curious bed, 
When care, mistrust, and treason waits on him.
(William Shakespeare. Henry VI Part III: Act II, Scene V)
Also a beautifull and powerfull speech, if a bit revealing of a romanticized view of the poverty that Henry VI never lived. And also a lie, or, at least, a half truth for Henry VI himself.
By contrast to the Molehill Speech, here is the dialogue exchange between him and two keepers, in the next act:
Second Keeper
Say, what art thou that talk'st of kings and queens?
Henry VI
More than I seem, and less than I was born to: A man at least, for less I should not be; And men may talk of kings, and why not I?
Second Keeper
Ay, but thou talk'st as if thou wert a king.
Henry VI
Why, so I am, in mind; and that's enough.
Second Keeper   
But, if thou be a king, where is thy crown?
Henry VI
My crown is in my heart, not on my head; Not decked with diamonds and Indian stones, Nor to be seen: my crown is called content: A crown it is that seldom kings enjoy.
Second Keeper
Well, if you be a king crown'd with content, Your crown content and you must be contented To go along with us; for as we think, You are the king King Edward hath deposed; And we his subjects sworn in all allegiance Will apprehend you as his enemy. 
Henry VI
But did you never swear, and break an oath?
Second Keeper
No, never such an oath; nor will not now.
Henry VI
Where did you dwell when I was King of England?
Second Keeper
Here in this country, where we now remain.
Henry VI
I was anointed king at nine months old; My father and my grandfather were kings, And you were sworn true subjects unto me: And tell me, then, have you not broke your oaths?
First Keeper. 
No; For we were subjects but while you were king.
Henry VI
Why, am I dead? do I not breathe a man Ah, simple men, you know not what you swear! Look, as I blow this feather from my face, And as the air blows it to me again, Obeying with my wind when I do blow, And yielding to another when it blows, Commanded always by the greater gust; Such is the lightness of you common men.
(William Shakespeare. Henry VI Part III: Act III, Scene I)
We can perceive here a condescending tone that King Henry VI has when he talks with two members of the people. He is surprised to see that they don’t believe in a divine right that gives him a “natural kingly aura”. They don’t see him as a superior, wise and benevolent saviour, but only as a man who once weared a crown, but now, without the crown, they don’t have any obligation to obey him. 
And Henry VI can’t accept that.
Later, he is rescued by Clifford, Warwick and Clarence from imprisoment under King Edward IV’s rule. And when those three man offer him back the crown and title of king, he don’t refuse it to live the simple commoner life he described as more beautifull in the Molehill Speech. He accepts it. Even if he intends to let the actual work of ruling to Warwick, Clarence and Queen Margaret, he still wants the sense of superiority, the privileges and the confortable life offered by the title of king that he grew accustomed to since he was nine months old.
By justaposing those speeches and scenes, Shakespeare pulls us of the rug in our view of those two characters, who want the people to believe they are good, heroic and chivalrous kings, anointed by God himself, when in reality what anoints them is their money and their armies.
Intentionally or not, with those plays, Shakespeare was at the same being a precursor and subvertor of the Relatable Royal Trope, showing that those people with the title of kings are like us... but not really.
They feel sadness, fear, anger, love, envy and jealousie like us, but they are more rich, powerfull and privileged then us.And they don’t really  want to renounce that power, because it will take away their sense of being superior to us.
To paraphrase Kyle Kalgreen: 
Beware pretty speeches
(Kyle Kalgreen. Brows Held High: This Day is Called the Feast of Crispian, a review of Laurence Olivier’s Henry V. October 26th, 2018)
Specially if they come from a person that wears the crown of a king.
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anissapierce · 4 years
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Im allowed two white bearded internet content creature dudes to have an embaressing parasocial relationship with .... As a treat
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Hamlet was never even actually the direct inspiration for The Lion King but go off I guess
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thealmightyemprex · 3 years
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In the "what do you think i look like question"
So, people have compared you to Jack Black, i have compared to Kyle Kalgreen, but i found two figures that i feel have the same vibe as you appearance and personality wise.
Brian Blessed
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And Luciano Pavarotti
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Flattered by the Pavortti comparison...HONORED by the Brian Blessed one,I love that guy !! I wish I had 20% of the confidence he has
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musicalhell · 5 years
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Would you like to make a crossover with Kyle Kalgreen of Brows Held High to review the infamous Kenneth Brannagh's Love's Labour's Lost jukebox musical adaptation?
Well, I’ve already done it, and I’m not sure he’d be interested...
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missfinefeather · 5 years
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MissFinefeather
I've only seen one episode of communityThe D&D one
But I know of the Dead Poet's Society Parody thanks to a Kyle Kalgreen video
Solidad
Zack's strength has always been facial expressions
not a lot of people who can draw those as good as them
MissFinefeather
I certainly can't xD
Solidad
My skill for drawing characters is around the stickman level, so I get that
MissFinefeather
Then again, not like I've tried for emotions all that much
I'm still struggling with basic proportions
Solidad
I prefer working on the type of thing I have experience drawing, not particularly interested on getting into drawing characters, I always sucked at that
MissFinefeather
I did... do this emotions sheet thing once though.
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That was so long ago though xD
Solidad
Looks nice, it's simple but effective at conveying emotionsI'm clearly unable to compete against that
MissFinefeather
Gog, what would Bunibel even look like if I drew her today...
GhastlyGhifin
I've got a ton of old OCs that were honestly pretty derivative
MissFinefeather
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I still want to make the webcomic a reality someday, but I really don't want to be the one drawing it xD
Solidad
You're reminding me that I've got a project to work on that I neglected for a while
MissFinefeather
Wait, 2018... what the hell... I thought I drew that a long time ago! 0.0;
Like, years, instead of, a year
(Fun Fact: She wears a bunny costume so her pale white skin is less off putting.)
(...and because the ears have a device in them that protect against... you know what? Nevermind)
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enigma-boi · 6 years
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Reading more about the recent crop of Channel Awesome drama has made me really appreciate dropping the site (outside of the few contributes who for some reason still remain on the site despite all the mismanagement) and following the decent reviewers who exodus’d the site and became better once out of Mike Michaud and Doug/Rob Walker’s incompetent and Egotistical hands.
It’s not a surprise that most of the content creators worth a damn (Lindsay Ellis, Dan Olson, Kyle Kalgreen, Brad Jones, Phelan Porteous, Rap Critic) have left the site and the few that remain (Linkara, Todd, Some Jerk With A Camera, Suede, Rantasmo) are generally allowed to do their own thing
Doug Walker himself is... incredibly incompetent and appears to be incredibly egotistical and hasn’t changed his methodology of review since 2007, despite the fact it’s aged horribly and the strings on that metaphorical puppet show have long been exposed.
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bucksboobs · 8 years
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Hey, another Channel Awesome fan!
Who told you this lie about me?
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ariel-seagull-wings · 2 years
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Assista a "The Poetry of the Beatles | Between The Lines [REMASTERED]" no YouTube
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ariel-seagull-wings · 3 years
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@lord-antihero @superkingofpriderock @gravedangerahead @metropolitan-mutant-of-ark @professorlehnsherr-almashy 
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How does an alien culture parse a phrase like "To Be or Not To be?"
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Ian Doescher’s parody series is a fun read, but just how does it mimic Shakespeare’s style so well? Here are just a few of the Bard’s techniques.
@ardenrosegarden @superkingofpriderock @ladypalpatine @parxsisburnixg @lady-sci-fi @butterflyslinky @rawyld
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Is it true that you can't experience Shakespeare unless you've read him in the original Klingon?
@ladypalpatine @parxsisburnixg
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Some stray thoughts about big, important speeches.
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William Shakespeare: 400 Years of Bardolatry
Shakespeare has been placed on a pedestal for centuries. Here’s how he got up there.
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