#krustaceans

[roroorecmoo]

#cuphead #sub bosses #cyclops #shooting range #kaptain krustacean #acorn maker #hot dog #dragonfly #two-mouthed wall #cannon wall

[cobolt-crusader]

We got Clark Kent, Clark Kent, Clark Kent, and Clark Krustacean

#toonami #my adventures with superman

[missplayer30]

Another SpongeBob fanart based on one of my SpongeBob-related dreams. From  What I recalled, it could easily be mistaken for a Born Again Krustacean midquel, and has two scenes (This is the first one).

Apparently, it takes place in a strip mall that reminds me a little of my local strip malls. It was about SpongeBob trying to make Mr Krabs feel better. In this one, he makes him wear a ridiculous pizza costume, which he dislikes. While distracted, Mr Krabs asks Larry to switch place with him, which he agrees. And for some reason, SpongeBob never caught on the charade.

Originally, both this scene and the other one are meant to be animated, but it was ultimately made into a comic.

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #mr krabs #larry the lobster #comic #funny

[duscarasheddinnytclips]

This was in an old EmperorLemon YTP.

#big bill hells

[brantsteelegamepictures]

Cuphead character pictures, Pt 5

#cuphead #perilous piers #sam spudder #moe tato #ollie bulb #weepy onion #chauncey chantenay #psycarrot #tipsy troop #rumulus #ol' ethan #ol ethan #ginette #cuphead ginette #cuphead rumulus #root pack #kaptain krustacean #horace radiche

[todd--chavez]

The magazine:

Front page is about Bojack’s back

“Fubar to Lumbar Takes Out Big Star”

The back of the magazine is “Keeping up with the Krustaceans” (Kardashians)

#bojack horseman #bojack season 5 #kardashians #krustacean #crustacean #woodpecker #american airlines #american airline #airport #seattle #hollywood #los angeles #fubar #lumbar #source: kuwtk #kuwtk

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

is plankton temporarily running the blog now?

“That’s right, worms! I, Sheldon J. Plankton, am now the sole owner and beneficiary of this Tumblr website! All glorious praise for your pathetic Krustacean overlord shall be given to me now!”

#neproxrezi

[tiberiovssimpson-blog]

“Trust but Clarify” S28 E5

Synopsis: The couch gag was thoughtful in that Homer was shoved into an art museum and learned about the different forms of art. Once he left the museum, he began to see the whole world in a Cubist way. Personally I liked it because it shows how art can be eye-opening and change perspectives, but that’s pretty corny. 

Homer mopes about losing an impressive promotion to Tibor, but meets his own ambition. Homer’s ambition and Homer decide that they need a new wardrobe so that people won’t think that he’s outdated. Marge is thrilled that Homer wants a new wardrobe and takes him shopping for a new suit. Homer looks good and now feels good, so he asks Burns for a raise. Burns recognizes that Homer’s suit is just a cheap one and embarrasses Homer, thus reverting back to his old ways.

Krusty produces a new candy called “krustaceans” is actually tasty and is pretty popular among the kids. Lisa notices that the kids eating krustaceans are getting tingling in their hands and arms. Bart is such a fan and protector of Krusty that he brings Lisa to the lab where krustaceans are made to prove that they are okay. Lisa and Bart steal the chemicals that make the candy so that they can get tested. They find that there are a myriad of additives in the candy and that it causes paralysis. Lisa looks for someone who can break the story and bring it to the community’s attention.

Kent Brockman is caught in a lie when he tells a heavily fabricated story about him in the army. Channel 6 news promptly fires Kent and he must figure out a way to regain face. Desperate, Kent attempts to make his own news show with his camcorder, but quickly turns to homelessness. Lisa approaches him asking for him to be the hero and break the news, Kent first says no, but after reviewing it with his anchor support group he decides that he will help Lisa expose Krusty. Kent and Lisa are successful, thus thrusting Kent back to the top.

Best Quote: “Sweetheart, I’m always happy to temporarily lose weight” - Homer to Marge.

Special Guests: Dan Rather

The Verdict: There were  good quips throughout the episode and I liked the story arch. The story arch was that similar to the ones of the past, but yet again the story seemed rushed or that they were trying to fit more in than they should. Instead of focusing on one major story and two minor ones, I’d like to see more episodes of just one. I will say more than most episodes, this one had a few one liners that were pretty funny.

Ranking: All the tastiness of the krustaceans, but with the paralysis or a 6.5/10

#The Simpsons #tv #tv review #Best episode ever #season 28 #28x5 #Krusty #krustaceans #trust but clarify #kent brockman #bart simpson #lisa simpson #homer simpson #marge simpson #Mr. Burns #Tibor #anchor man #Dan Rather

[krixwell-liveblogs]

I’m gonna split up this mass fanart submission by artist. These pieces are by the Krustacean on DeviantArt.

I love the perspective on Chevalier’s cannonblade, and the golden patterns on his his armor are really cool.

Edna Mode would have a few choice words about his cape, but Eidolon looks awesome. The coloring is great, not to mention the fantastic shading. :)

#Worm #krixwell liveblogs #Arc 8 #Chapter 8.2 #Asks #Fanart

[zombiemollusk]

the krusty krab is owned by a krustacean

#spongebob squarepants #krusty krab #zombie talks #i bet the show itself already made this joke but let me have my fun okay

[pantaro]

The Springfield Region

Because I’m a weirdo, I made a Pokemon Region based on The Simpsons.

By which I mean I made the Gym Leaders and Elite Four based on name puns, the Elite Four being based on characters voiced by guest stars.

GYM LEADERS

Hans Moleman - Ground Type - Trains a Diglett, an Alolan Diglett, and his signature, Drilbur.

Dr. Nick Riviera - Water Type - A Pokemon Battle with lots of water at a hospital? Sure! What could go wrong? - Trains a Chinchou, a Dewott, and his signature, Psyduck.

Snake Jailbird - Flying Type - The Penitentiary is now home to some Bird trainers, including Sideshow Bob who uses two Murkrows (an attempted murder) and either a Dartrix, a Combusken, or a Prinplup, whichever has the advantage over your rival. As for Snake, he - Trains a Dunsparce (it isn’t Snake without a Snake, and it has wings so close enough.), a Fletchinder, and a Honchkrow, his signature.

Seymour Skinner - Psychic Type - As a Principal, making people use their brains is part of the job, combine that with his name sounding like “See More” and Bingo Bongo! - He trains a Slowking (he seems like a Slowking trainer), an Alolan Raichu (Nibbles), a Metang (from his war days) and his signature, a Claydol that sees more!

Jasper Beardley - Rock Type - What? Did you think I’d give it to Kent Brockman? Let’s give the old folks some action. - He trains an Onix and a Relicanth (known for their longevity), a Shuckle, and his signature, an Alolan Golem (because of the beard).

Nelson Muntz - Fighting Type - The bullies and the nerds alike serve in his gym. Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney use all three Hitmons in a triple battle before you face Nelson. - Primeape, Toxicroak, Scrafty, and his main, a Haw-Hawlucha.

Drederick Tatum - Dark Type - He might be a boxer, but his name almost has “Dread” in it. Springfield’s celebrities are the trainers in his gym, including Krusty the Klown with is Krafty Krustacean, Krawdaunt! Now with that senseless series of Ks over, Drederick’s team! - Hitmonchan (breaking protocol here, but he’s a boxer for pete’s sake!), Zoroark, Crawdaunt, Pangoro, and his main, Incineroar.

Mr. Burns - Fire Type - The nuclear plant is the stage for the final badge, but the employees are the obstacles along the way, including Homer Simpson and his Pignite, Darmanitan, and Camerupt. Even the Inanimate Carbon Rod has a Pokemon for some reason, but nobody’s questioning the rod with a Chandelure. After dealing with waves of employees and released Houndours, it’s up against Smithers with his Flareon, Pyroar, Rapidash and Houndoom. After him... - Mr. Burns’ party consists of Heatmor (for it’s engine guts and head shape), Emboar (because of that oaf in sector 7G), Ninetails and Arcanine (canines), Torkoal (because tortoises can become very old, and it sets up sunny day for) his final Pokemon, a Mega Houndoom (the ultimate hound, and frankly the final gym leaders should have a Mega up their sleeves.)!

ELITE FOUR

Hank Scorpio - Bug/Poison Type - The supervillain you wish was your boss brought an event-only legendary to the Elite Four! - Drapion, Salazzle, Genesect, Volcarona, Mega Beedrill.

Artie Ziff - Ice Type - His frivolous spending might have gotten his company under when the bubble burst, but he got some shinies out of it, including a shiny legend. - Shiny Cloyster, Crabominable, Vanilluxe (reminds him of Marge), Shiny Articuno, Shiny Mega Abomasnow.

Herb Powell - Grass Type - Homer’s half-brother. I try to retell his story with his Pokemon. - Gogoat (his car company), Exeggutor (Homer), Dhelmise (bankrupsy), Leavanny (The baby talk machine. It’s a stretch, I know.), Mega Sceptile (becoming rich again)

Elon Musk - Dragon Type - Because Elon sounds a bit like the Chinese word for Dragon. - Dragalge, Turtonator, Zweilous, Kommo-o, Mega Salamence.

CHAMPION

Hello, Bart.

Bart Simpson - Varied, leaning towards Dark. - Your rival, the champ, America’s bad boy, it’s Bart. - Mightyena (Santa’s Little Helper) Mamoswine (because Donphan was too plain for Stampy), Hydreigon (underleveled, of course.), and the two of these that doesn’t match the first type of his starter: Greninja (Bart Jr. the frog), Serperior (Strangles the Snake), and Incineroar (Snowball II). Finally His Mega-Evolved Starter. Which has an advantage over yours.

And now, the post-champ pre-credits battle.

Kang and Kodos - Extraterrestrial Pokemon, mostly Psychics and Ultra Beasts - It’s a double battle to save the Earth. - Kang: Starmie, Xurkitree, Attack Deoxys. Kodos: Beheeyem, Celesteela, Defense Deoxys.

And that’s just about it. I have no ideas for the local legendaries or villain team. Take it away, shooshing lady!

#the simpsons #pokemon #pokemon au #the simpsons au #twixremix

[ironpour]

Lemme see that krustacean pussy 🦀

[chinon]

I love that you are funny as fuck. And that you made that krussy post. Just do

krustacean krussy will be my legacy

#thank you casey khmfng #helpicantstopdrawing #answered

[chasingthegreenfaerie]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/krustacean/6759847397/

[gluttonygirls]

Just take the love, Krustacean.

BUT YOURE ALL SO GOOD

#overloadedoriginals

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

mr krabs why weren't you in smash??

What’re ye talkin’ about? ‘Ere I am launchin’ Fox McCloud inter th’ fifth dimension wit’ me patended Krustacean Kaber Toss!

#and it IS patended so don't ye dare try ter rip it off! #Anonymous