#kindergartn

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?

#fallout #fallout tv show #fallout tv series #they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners #theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE #plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT #don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!! #sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too #but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!! #GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE #fallout spoilers

[p1nkshield]

Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.

Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.

Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?

Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!

Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?

A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.

What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.

He walks towards them

Jason: what do you want old man?

What

Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.

Huh

Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?

Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #the table is set up with those baby chairs meant for kindergartners #Jason eventually gets bored enough that he does color something for a while #Bruce put it on the fridge #bruce is a good dad #hes pretty quiet but ask him about his kids and hoo boy #he was very sad when he realized he doesn’t really need coloring books anymore :( #batman #red hood

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Despite me being terrible with children, I was put in charge of a large group of kindergartners during a tornado warning and every time I looked away, one of the kids was trying to go outside to “go see the spinny thing in the sky”. 

#dream #text #July 29th 2023 #kindergarten #tomato #kindergartner #tornado warning

[livwritesstuff]

I definitely think that former rich kid-Steve knows how to ski, and when he and Eddie move to New England in their late twenties, he gets into it again.

Eddie, on the other hand, is not a skier. Not by any stretch of the imagination. He let Steve drag him onto the mountain once, and that was way more than enough for him.

Years later, when they have kids that they're supposed to be enrolling in sports (to become "well-rounded human beings" or whatever), Steve signs them up for skiing "just to see how it goes", and much to Eddie's chagrin, they love it, so every weekend from November through February, the Harrington family can be found at their local mountain.

Eddie joins the trip to the mountain every weekend purely for child-wrangling purposes because, seriously, three kids five-and-under is no fucking joke. His favorite part of their ski days is the conversation Steve has to have with Moe, their half-feral menace of a five-year-old, before they hit the slopes.

"Okay, no running into anyone," Steve says as he adjusts Moe's bright pink ski helmet, "Last week you were bowling people over left, right, and center."

Eddie has to hold in a snort, because it's true. The second Moe got the hang of skiing she'd made it her mission to figure out just how fast she could barrel down the mountain. To hell with the other skiers.

"Can you make some big turns today, Moe?" Steve asks, and Eddie watches Moe give her dad some major side-eye.

"Maybe," she says, her tone suggesting she wouldn't be doing any such thing.

So Moe and Steve hit the big hill and Eddie drops three-year-old Robbie off at her lesson on the bunny slope and then he gets to spend the rest of the day in the warmth of the ski lodge with baby Hazel, watching out the window as Steve makes every attempt to prevent Moe from careening straight down the mountain.

"I swear – that girl doesn't feel fear," Steve says later when he finally manages to drag Moe into the lodge for lunch, "You see it, right? She's gonna kill someone if she keeps skiing like that."

"Hey this was all you, man," Eddie shakes his head, "At least we know we can't ever sign her up for hockey."

"Jesus Christ – imagine the bloodbath that would be."

#steve's the one guy who's still in great shape even in the winter because he spends every weekend chasing his kindergartner down a mountain #(eddie is not complaining) #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #subtle dilf-steve bc I couldn't help myself

[astriiformes]

We picked an interesting day to travel for our eclipse trip. The earthquake on the East Coast closed down our connecting airport and left us in a holding pattern for a solid 45 minutes, and delayed our next flight by several hours.

That said, I do love the immediate bonding that happens on a plane full of people who were just told that an earthquake of all things left us stuck in the air (can truthfully say that when the pilot announced we were clear to land, everyone clapped). It's also been very entertaining texting with my dad since -- he has a classic case of Airplane Autism and is the whole reason I know as much as I do about planes, and has been fascinated by the whole affair.

#i sent him a picture of the flight map showing the loops we had to take and he texted back that it was a 'beautiful holding pattern' #love him. i will literally always think about him teaching me the aviator's alphabet as like a kindergartner whenever i fly

[mysharona1987]

#News #politics #texas #guns #covid19 #scientists #schools #Masks #liberals #democrats #republicans #gun control #twitter #kindergartners #fox news #covid

[alackofghosts]

you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you ♪

#right back on that 5.3 train #semi follow up to the thing from july but not in an immediate way. more like playing around in the same narrow window of time lol #anyway. time for coffee and fallout. todd is clawing at my windows you see. #speedpaint #Ardbert #warrior of light #fanart #i draw sometimes #Final Fantasy XIV #also oh my god i have not written anything by hand for a hot minute so the struggle was REAL #against my natural state of kindergartner scrawl

[nagitosstolenhand]

okay genuinely i hate the 'have eri or some other plot thing just de-age the league' solution to the lov as a plot point. like. did we even read the same manga. the whole POINT of the league is people forgetting or erasing them and the ways theyve suffered because of the hero system. literally erasing their entire lives all their suffering and all their joy to make them into cute innocent little kids is the exact OPPOSITE of what the ending of that arc should entail. and what about all the other people whove suffered because of the system? big sis magnes friend, all the ppl w mutant type quirks who rallied behind spinner, all the members of the MLA, and all the others we dont see, does eri just have to rewind all of them?? we don't need to reform the system we just need to use this literal child to reset everyone who we've made suffer back into small children so they dont stir up trouble for us anymore! sounds like a great plan! fucking hell

#my post #ramblings #rants #i understand the ppl who just use it as a fun thought experiment or au #like “THE VILLIANS ALL GOT AGED BACK INTO KINDERGARTNERS AND THE HERO STUDENTS HAVE TO BABYSIT THEM WHAT WILL THEY DO???” #but the people who say the GENUINELY want the manga to end like this #and act like theyve found the perfect solution to the story arc #like. are you sure. is the perfect solution in the room with us. #sorry it just annoys the shit out of me #bnha #mha #league of villains #does this count as a meta #more like fandom rant but whatever #bnha meta #toga himiko #dabi #iguchi shuuichi #shigaraki tomura #jin bubaigawara #bubaigawara jin #sako atsuhiro #spinner bnha #mr compress #bnha rants

[annieqattheperipheral]

iihf ref cam😂 made a skater go hug the opposing team's goalie "go apologize to him" i can't i cannot lmaaooo

#we're dealing with kindergartners here #iihf worlds 2024 #annieQ hockey thoughts

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THEY EXTENDED THE TIME/DAYS FOR WALLY?!

(I already got mine but still?! This is cool and crazy?!)

good for him!!! good for him... more people deserve to have him!

#i already got mine as well! #ALSO 9554% FUNDED??? DAMNNNNNNN #bitches love wally darling (its me im bitches) #i Wonder if it can reach 10k... #almost pulled a kindergartner there by being like 'whoahhhh a million percent!!!' #the last math class i took was in junior year and it Shows #rambles from the bog #ohhhh i cant wait until he Arrives on my doorstep... #ill try to crochet that little Home for him to have a friend....

[swagspren]

I think it is sweet that, even though we have Adolin’s POV since the start, you the reader get to go on the “I think this guy might suck” to “okay this guy is not so bad” journey with Kaladin. I feel like tWoK and beginning of WoR it still feels like I know Adolin means well, but he is really out here yelling at his dad and being on his high horse (lol). Even when he locks himself up with Kal I was a little like “okay, as he should.”

Then he’s out on the plains like goofing around with the water kid and stuff and I was like okay! He got us! He got me with that one! And that is also the scene that Kaladin concedes that he is likeable and a good guy etc

#this is exacerbated by the fact that I could not sort out everyone’s names until the End of twok #i kind of had a lot of ‘who Tf is adolin’ moments #That said I would love to see a compilation of Adolin Bruh moments because truly throughout the series #he does and says so much where you’re like do you ever look at someone and wonder #What is going on inside their head #anyway my brain is fried from watching kindergartners but hopefully y’all get it #adolin kholin #stormlight archive

[cambriancutie]

min

#my art #pikmin #yellow pikmin #white pikmin #red pikmin #blue pikmin #when i tag these i feel like a kindergartner learning colors

[yandere-writer-momo]

Do you know who should be boycotted?

You and all the nazis that are not behind Israel you Motherfucker!

Go to your hamas Frieds and say Heil.

I don’t think you know what a Nazi is nor do you have a single empathetic bone in your body. In no way, place, or form has this blog been antisemitic.

This blog is purely antiwar. If you think war against defenseless people is okay, perhaps you’re the one who is a part of an extremist group.

I’m sorry that you’re not getting any attention at home from mommy and daddy, but that doesn’t mean you get to spout nonsense on my blog. Especially when you are spreading hate

#you want to be a victim so bad #free palestine #racism isn’t allowed on this blog #anti war #do you even know what a boycott is? #also you can’t even spell 😭 I feel like I’m arguing with a kindergartner

[megane-sama]

I know this is a serious situation but i cant help but find it amusing cause what do you mean a grown man is pointing a gun at kindergarten kids for their lunches????

#isn't he like a little bit embarrassed #at his bigass age?? #your mates are robbing banks and you're robbing kindergartners #arent you ashamed?? #cause i would be #like just go jump off a bridge or something at this point if you've sunk this low #literally trying to steal candy from literal babies be serious lmao #buddy daddies #episode 6

[warderfromtheborder]

Having a big frustration with the game director doin his response-to-the-reaction on a tweet because I had to dig through a bunch of sweatbaby reacts before finding the video itself on youtube. That sucks! Would have been great if like the tweet got linked on the youtube page or he posted the video on the youtube account.

For the most part, what he said was stuff I didn't need to have explained because Ive been paying attention to the high-level and drawing-back-the-curtain communications theyve done in the past. All that stuff about armor, I groked that on my own when I sat down and looked at all the armor sets in a 4 season year of destiny. The stuff about pvp modes made perfect sense to me, you got something new for skilled players and something to entice players who are scared of the crucible because of the skilled players. The stuff about how the showcase was filmed a while ago and the team is very busy working, that was some "daycare worker being patient with child because they knocked over their own juice" meme level explanation.

I am so ashamed and sad for my game's community that the literally destiny presidenty has to get on twitter to explain to grown ass men that the game is being worked on, and they aren't just sitting around waiting for us to complain about stuff and then tell us what theyre gonna do about it, like this is some fucking restaurant and joe is the maitre'd who's gonna go back in the kitchen and say 'Hey chef chris proctor stop making that delicious exotic weapon potroast and put some more maps in the goddam spaghettios I got a table full of screaming 11 6th graders out here' If he thinks this is the best way to handle the way the sweatbabys are behaving, that is the most sad and tragic commentary on this game's communuty.

I don't like that after years of consistent messaging about not overpromising on delivery, he straight up promised a map-pack that, based on what they've told us in the past, is gonna require a huge shift in resources. That's very worrying! I thought this kind of stuff was over! Great job aztecross et all! You got dad to turn the van around! Now who knows what's gonna get knocked off pipeline as a result. The later FS dungeon? A reprised destination? Maybe the next reprised raid?

If a destiny CM happens to see this, I'm sorry. I'm just sorry. You deserve better. Destiny deserves better. The Crucible deserves better. None of these pvp tryhards make Shaxx or Saint proud. They're just loud. I'm sorry y'all have to do so much to keep them from being deafening.

#destiny 2 #destiny community taking a big fat L today for needing to be talked to like actual kindergartners by the boss of the game #I already barely had the resolve to go in and finish my season pass this week #and Im so tilted that I wouldn't if not for the beautiful jellyfish armor #So THANK YOU ARMOR TEAM for keeping me invested with beautiful art even when the community is getting me down

[cosmic-kinglet]

Sun: We'll get to English and reading. Let's just stick with the basics of math for right now.

Me, who's been studying elementary education for four years: NO!! READING!! READING IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO FOCUS ON AT DAZZLE'S LEVEL!!! EVERY SUBJECT INVOLVES READING, SO THEY NEED TO KNOW HOW TO READ!!!

VOCABULARY BY THE END OF 3RD GRADE IS THE BIGGEST INDICATOR OF FUTURE ACADEMIC SUCCESS!!!! DO NOT FAIL THIS SWEET DEER BY NOT PUSHING THEIR READING ABILITIES!!!

#lunar and earth show #also of course this would be the video posted the day after i had my last day with a class of kindergartners