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somany-fandoms-solittle-time · 5 months

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You wanna know what's missing from the Twisted Wonderland fandom?

A Leona/Kalim arranged marriage/ marriage of convenience fic. Maybe they were made to be fiance's after Kalim discovered his unique magic or a few years after graduation they agree to get together for their families. (Maybe in order for Kalim to inherit the family business he has to be tied down to someone well educated or Smth)

It's the sunshine grumpy dynamic. It's these two slowly opening up to each other and finding out they aren't that different after all. Looking out for one another and standing up to each other's haters.

Just think of the possibilities! Leona has a soft spot for how optimistic and giving Kalim is. Despite how loud Kalim can be maybe he sings lullabies from the Scalding sands to Leona. Maybe he tries to buff some of Jamil's comments.

(SPEAKING OF JAMIL THAT SHIT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD LOVE CORNER/LOVE TRIANGLE SHIT OMGGGGGG)

And Kalim would 100% break down Leona's shell. Until they slowly start to care for one another (and possibly fall in love????). But the Public is gonna expect either Kalim or the both of them to have a harem or consorts or some shit.

How would "I hate people and social functions" Kingscholar and "I FUCKING LOVE HOSTING PARTIES 🎉🎉🎉" Asim work together?!? Would they have multiple homes in each desert or a main home? Leona isn't huge on kids but Kalim's from a HUGE family and probably wants a horde of his own lol.

They are so inherently different, but I just LOVE the idea of this dynamic. And I can't find SHIT!!! Give me a grouchy Leona who's hopelessly soft for the sun-baked Energizer Bunny!! Give me an emotionally deep Kalim that wants nothing more in the world than to bet the big Cat Boys sadness away.

They are so silly. No one understands why they'd ever agree to marriage (even if it WAS arranged) but they've got a yin and yang to them. Which just makes it Extra Spicy if you throw JamiKali into the mix....

Maybe accompanying dates as a "chaperone" or "body guard" but he's secretly dying inside trying to figure out a way to break them apart. Jamil being so. Fucking. Jealous. Of Leona but refusing to admit it's because he wanted to marry his best friend. Remaining Kalim's servant even when he's staying at the Kingscholar Castle or whatever just to be MESSY

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poisonous-flowergirl · 2 years

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#house of night #just Kalona things~#kalona #house of night meme #HoN #neferet

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katsotherworld · 2 years

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I need someone to explain to me what is so hot about winged characters. Like why are they so hot!!!!

Also, whats with many characters having similar names, Castiel, Cassian, Cassiel, like sooo similar and slightly confusing. There's probably more that I don't know or can't think of.

#kats thinking things #kat needs an explanation #acotar series #azriel #cassian #guardians of the maiden #cassiel soaraway #house of night series #kalona #erebus #when stars come out #constantine 2005 #Gabriel constantine 2005

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seniouesbabes · 2 years

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Lily Maymac 🌸🍒💋🌸 Beautiful island tropics, gorgeous dress @glassons

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cuttoncandyhair · 6 months

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Is Kalona dead or immortal again? He reunited with Nyx and his brother, but is he a dead spirit of immortal again? It would make sense for him to be a spirit. But the spirits in Nyx's realm stay there for a while, forget their life and reincarnate, right? I somehow can't see this for Kalona. And Nyx said he could go visit Rephaim. In the Other Worls series (yuck!) he was meeting with Rephaim in his dreams. I wonder if he could still descend in person. I just always wondered about this. Any thoughts?

#house of night #kalona

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hellomagdalenauniverse · 8 months

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Hay stooks on an Amish farm.

#amish #Kalona #Amish farm

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ruindunburnit · 8 months

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In efforts to plug up any inconsistencies with the canon in NoHoper Part I, I have managed to actually solve the "issue" of why Neferet might have founded a House of Night in Tulsa that has *nothing* to do with K****a. Literally nothing. That bitch does not exist.

#House of Night #AU fix-it fic #Theories and Headcanons #Kalona #Neferet #Kalona is not permitted to exist in this new canon #because nothing about his canon makes sense #and his presence is actually offensive #collectively it makes as much sense as Esme Cullen finding a cliff high enough in Wisonsin to jump off of #*Wisconsin #NoHoper #NoHoper Part I #NoHoper Part I: LightBringer

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camerist1 · 2 years

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Sunset of Life

I was privileged to spend time with my Uncle Joe’s family this weekend, as we celebrated Joe’s life. He lived to the ripe old age of 95. The photo is of a sunset over a farm near Kalona, Iowa.

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#Death #Kalona

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houseofzoey · 5 months

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Good.

#house of zoey #redeemed #kalona is a serial rapist

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books-in-a-storm · 1 year

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Book Haul

Kalona’s Fall

#mybooks #booklr #bookblr #books #funko pop #funko and books #kalona's fall #Kristin Cast #p c cast #book haul #april 2023

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poisonous-flowergirl · 2 years

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Kalona: We need to find Stevie Rae's weakness!

Rephaim, said weakness: Uhm yeah, totally

#house of night #kalona #house of night meme #funny posts #hon #stevie rae #rephaim #stevie rae x rephaim

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underwaterspiderbird · 2 years

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holy fucking shit I have so much hate for stoopid ass blood quantum n8vs who rly try to abandon their own cousins for colonizer points, istg imma boutta eat a neechie heart and turn into a 8 winged Ravenmocker in the cut if these disgraces don’t stop sucking the white man’s dick and erasing the rest of us 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

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thanatoseyes · 13 days

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This is totally out of left field but what constitutes as monster romance? Like . . . Do they have different anatomy? Are they completely feral? Are they supernatural in nature?

#someone i follow on good reads was reading one and im just like is that one???#like would burned by p.c. cast be considered one #stevie ray and uh kalona's son #and is it really a monster romance if hes a monster half the time?#like my guy plays basketball on the weekend does that mean he is an actual basketball player??? sort of thing #idk im just like. . . is it just flavored #i saw one where there was a dude with a slider body idk maaam #im just wondering #monster romance #monster fing #im curious and i dont really have anyone to talk to. . .#well i have one person to talk to but they are very busy with job and star trek lol

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arickaandherfictionalothers · 24 days

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Vampire f/os 🍷

Edward Cullen, Twilight (also Jasper and Carlisle in separate AUs)

Aricka x Edward Cullen, you fascinate me my darling

Aricka x Jasper Hale, my southern bell blood-singer

Aricka x Carlisle Cullen, you’re so classic

David Powers, Michael Emerson, Marko de’Este, Paul McCarter and Dwayne Lucia, the Lost Boys

Aricka x David, i need a cool rider, Aricka x Michael, a devil in skin tight leather, Aricka x Marko, blonde haired cherub boy, Aricka x Paul, if he’s cool enough he’ll burn me through, Aricka x Dwayne, His Juliet, her Romeo