Hornet’s dad is not only the king, he is also an excellent nightlight (so cool)
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time is really proud of himself for waking up at 5 am every day and gets on the others’ asses for sleeping in but then by noon he’s conked tf out in the armchair in the living room while antiques roadshow is on
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That awkward feeling when your beautiful boys stab you in the back so they can summon an eldritch horror #justdadthings
Also version without the weird lighting and un finished rendering because I couldn’t decide if I liked it better or not
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Just some father-son bonding!
Please do NOT repost!
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my dad likes to use curse words (i mean, don’t we all?)
but when he had kids and his kids (me and my bro) were still young, he would try very hard not to use curse words at anyone when we were around. so his repertoire of G-rated swear words was:
-doodoo-head
-caca-face
-butthead
-dodo
-bozo
-not-smart-guy
-birdbrain
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Dad: *slams door open*
Dad:
Dad: WHAT’S A CHICKEN??
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I’m so dad, I’ll bang your mom.
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I was given strict instructions by my dad to edit those juicy chunks out— he really didn’t even want me to do the recording. He wanted me to hand write it all and then tell it myself, but I real quick said “uh no thank you I’ll record it” 😂 . . . #justdadthings #paranormalpodcast #paranormalphenomena #listenerstories #truecrimepodcast #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheorypodcast #podcast #podcastlife #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B77SXVOJDtC/?igshid=48z0c6nbufnp
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#horrormovies #justdadthings #michaelmeyers #halloween (at Coventry, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0tPtOVHSGI/?igshid=1m5n6rfa3oqbm
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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “why the long face?” - #horsejokes #funnyface #longface #horseface #justdadthings #makingjokes #stupid #stickerteeth #teeth #iseefaces (at Federales) https://www.instagram.com/smynal/p/ByWGtxEBiej/?igshid=1qemt69asxtzc
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“A is a nicer teacher than you.” - L, 9 #homework #rv #justdadthings #mcm (at Virginia Beach, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwkzwssBAK-/?igshid=1ebmhvlvrrko
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*adds interior designer, antique appraiser, financial advisor, and fireman to my resumé*
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todays highlight:
while in walmart i saw a guy, who looked to be of father age, on the phone with a girl who i assumed to be his daughter (because i heard her say “dad” in a disappointed tone)
anyway he was facetiming her and looking at all the tampons and pads and going, “which one do i get there are so many”
it warmed my heart :,)
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