#just roll with it head canons

[thecrowsart]

👁️🦎🎯

(crops under cut)

#natsume yuujinchou #matoba seiji #natori shuuichi #horrible exorcists #sorry i couldnt think of a caption i literally sat here for like 2 minutes lol #usually i use a quote from the scene or a lyric from a song but in this scene they're just Looking #anyway FUCK architecture #really though this is csp's perspective ruler's fault. i shoulda just done this by hand #but i made it work. since it wasnt super super complicated lol #ummm i feel like natori looks like a baby ceo but that is what he was wearing at least in the anime version of this scene #and midorikawa's kind of vague about clothes so i made it easy on myself #but why are you rolling up to the exorcist meeting in a navy blazer and tan chinos? #his uniform color is tan so ig the pants could be from that but the blazer...... #tryna represent the natori clan in front of the other exorcists ig idk #meanwhile matobas just in his gakuran lol #hes not the clan head yet so he can just be there as a kid #he even gets told off by takuma and called seiji-kun.....could you imagine like. #it's weird for him to not be matoba #anyway. um i completely kind of fudged the architecture because its hard to tell where exactly in the building this scene is and #i had a specific composition in mind #i only realized i messed up how the windows work like 3/4 of the way into lineart soooo #but thats the kind of thing only i would notice probably #btw i was originally drawing a different scene of them but i was faced with the reality of foliage. #and i remembered this romeo and juliet ass scene existed so #i chose architecture LOL #okay last thing. i feel like natoris haircut is too polished and nice but fr wtf is his canon hair #im doing my best LOL.........but boy #OKAY im done

[secret-citrus]

Hickory is my favorite Trolls character, not because of his canon (all he did was flirt with Poppy, have a scene with the Smooth Jazz troll, and then have a liar revealed moment. Every other second he was vibing) but because of the grip he has on fans. I think I've seen about a dozen characters shipped with him, and I can see every single one of them as being canon.

#trolls world tour #hickory trolls #i'm. utterly confused by him #this troll isn't even a real country troll! he's a damn poser! #how does he have such incredible cowboy rizz! #Let's see how many ships involving him i can name off the top of my head #Poppy; Branch; Rock!Poppy; Rock!Branch; Delta Dawn; John Dory; Floyd; Creek; Chaz; King Trollex; and self ships of course #i'm convinced all of these are canon at the same time and he's just collecting date mates like pokemon #he rolls up to a random town and four trolls whip around at once like '':D my boyfriend's here!''

[hnrye-art]

vyncent is like what if there was a guy who was silly. and perhaps! even goofy.

#vyncent sol #virion sol #dakota cole #prime defenders #jrwi pd #just roll with it #knifekicks #or. whatever their name is. #im aware vyncent doesnt have a tail in canon but the version of him in my head does. and thats all that really matters.

[back-in-a-bit]

wow i'm just looking at roy's thought process in the lead up to this call:

he's just gotten a ridiculous amount of flowers from the armstrong intelligence agent and he needs to do something with them, and his mind immediately goes "give them to riza".

like, bradley JUST called this man's ass out for wearing his heart on his sleeve and yet he just. keeps simping.

(you know what that is folks? king shit.)

(maybe he thought since he's not her boss right now he could get away with it. high key obsessed by that manga panel in the 'selim b is homunculus' convo where roy asks her out and riza shoots him down not having a CLUE that's what he's doing:

man's REALLY trying to shoot his shot pray for him y'all.)

and not only does roy decide to give her the flowers he decides to start off the call doing a goofy little bit.

like, my precious subordinate must be super stressed working under wrath! i know, i'll bring her some flowers and also use them as an excuse to check in on her and i'll ALSO honk my clown nose to get her to laugh or roll her eyes fondly at me! yes boyfriend of the year right here

i repeat, roy knows riza's going through a tough time and his game plan is to bring her flowers and try and make her laugh.

i'm frankly amazed these two weren't written up for fraternization before this. only the bad guys ever bring it up and no-one else ever calls them out on it in-universe but these two are NOT subtle.

#fma #fmab #royai #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #this scene cracks me up every single time #how the fuck is any of this subtle #royais are like “we mustn't let them touch. even a minute spent too long in each other's company is suspicious.” #meanwhile canon roy-boy's rolling up with a car full of flowers for his girl during a time when they're under major surveillance #also i'm forever agog that roy ACTUALLY ASKS RIZA OUT. IT'S CANON. IT'S IN THE MANGA. #he flirts with armstrong in a very calculated way in order to pass on info #but what possible reason does he have to ask riza out when they can communicate in the mess hall? #the way this man is chomping at the bit to love and care for his lieutenant... #and the way it just flies over her head lmaoooooo go girl give him nothing

[starburst-selfship]

Down so bad for men who could kill me so easily

#except for Bruno he’s a cinnamon roll #but like think about it #all my f/os have or have attempted to kill people like #gundham was a remnant of despair #spamton tried to kill and take the souls of the fun gang as sneo #wheatley had all the power run to his head and became a maniac out for chell #dave is an incredibly smart geneticist who could kill the ecosystem #doc ock. need I say more #aside from Bruno can someone just get me a man who’s just some guy #/j #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #self shipping community #f/o #f/o community #oc x canon #f/o x s/i

[starrynightarchive]

my sister is having her first hyperfixation and it's fucking chess. why tf did she have to watch queen's gambit and not like naruto or smth.

#watching a canon event unfold #listen im all for being obsessed with something but like #i walked into the living room to see this fucker play chess against herself. #she has been playing online chess non stop #only shit she watches is chess strategy videos #she roped my dad into playing chess with her till midnight #i cannot stop myself from groaning #and rolling my eyes #oh god is this how i look when i go insane over something #head in hands #toothpick legs #<making a tag for her just in case im gonna bitch about her early teen shenanigans again #vi talks

[avephelis]

Kinda random but what is the kevlar carapace au about?

DUDE. I'VE GOTTEN SO MANY ASKS ABOUT IT I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ANSWER. BUT I KINDA WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR THEM SO I KEEP PUTTING IT OFF ✌️✌️

uhh cliffnotes version? post-canon au where donnie gets himself into some shit with the EPF and instead of handling it like a well-adjusted person and getting backup he decides the logical course of action is to go get stronger in the battle nexus and exchange information with big mama.

it's been a while and i never wrote down the details of it so it's a bit blurry... but i also thought it'd be interesting to explore how donnie's tech and fighting style could potentially develop along the line.

here i'll dump some silly 4-month old doodles of it

#why do i come up with aus that have an objectively angsty premise and proceed to just shitpost about them #well you see. its a condition. it all started when i was born with the big silly #kevlar carapace au #avepharts #asks #basically id been rolling around ideas for a nexus donnie and epf post canon thing in my head and i was like. why not just combine them. #and thus this fucking thing was born

[phantatrix]

My preconceptions of Ace Attorney before actually playing the games

[Based on the whole franchise rather than any individual games since I don't know what happens in what game specifically]

I only remember like 3 character names but it seems like everyone has the weirdest sounding names imaginable

Before checking if The Great Ace Attorney was on the switch, I thought it was a sequel series to Ace Attorney and that Apollo Justice was the protagonist but it turns out it takes place in the late 19th century so never mind on that

There’s something heartbreaking that happens just before Christmas even though this is meme by the fandom every year. I think someone important to the main cast dies or something

Refining my new take on Apollo Justice (since I was wrong about what The Great Ace Attorney was) is that he’s actually in the first series and he’s Phoenix Wright’s nephew (either biological, adopted, or a found family situation)

The magician girl is Phoenix’s adopted daughter and she’s bffs with Apollo Justice

There’s a racist vampire. I think he’s in TGAA but either this series is an urban fantasy or there just happens to be one vampire who’s there for some unknown reason and everyone rolls with it

Phoenix went to art school but discovered that his childhood friend Miles Edgeworth (whom he hasn’t seen in years) had enrolled in law school so he also goes to law school so he can catch up with him

There’s this one guy who has a huge mental breakdown from law school and he goes through major depression but his friends try to help him through it (I’m sorry I can’t be more specific I really don’t know any of these characters names, I just recognize him from angsty fan art my friend has drawn before)

This Tumblr post does a great job summarizing how I imagine Phoenix and Miles to be like during the trials https://pauladrawsnstuff.tumblr.com/post/720025716031356928/audio-from-themornal

This is less of a preconception and more of a wish. But, like in danganronpa v3, I really hope that there’s an option to lie in court cause that’d be so funny. Let phoenix have a little perjury as a treat

There’s straight up a dude named Herlock Sholmes. I really wish he was the protagonist of one of the games but I know he's a side character more than anything

It turns out that there is a trilogy for Apollo Justice so I was super wrong about him showing up in the ace attorney trilogy (I guess I have no idea who Apollo is in this franchise)

Apollo is somehow going to be the most normal protagonist not because he's actually normal but because everyone else is so much more ridiculously eccentric and weird

Oh my God is there a sentient magical hat named Mr hat??? Out of everything I most want this to be true. I'm begging (but for real is ace attorney an urban fantasy?? I thought this was about a normal ass lawyer??)

Omg one of the characters does the ghost trick death pose and I can't wait to learn these characters names cause I super don't know

There's some sort of martial artist who's part of the cast and I think hes quick to square up with people, like he has a super short temper except around his friends

Ace Attorney games 5 and 6 are straight up bad it turns out (I'm hoping these aren't part of the Apollo justice trilogy cause he looks like such a neat guy and he deserves everything good in the world)

Phoenix canonically calls Edgeworth "daddy" (this isn't a preconception, my friend straight up told me and this convinced me even more to play the games)

I know ace attorney predates ghost trick and danganronpa but I bet there's gonna be some of the most complex murder schemes known to mankind that'll be uncovered in the trials like the two games I mentioned (I have heard danganronpa described as ace attorney meets battle royale so I'm super stoked about the mystery investigation sections of aa)

I don't know how much later the Apollo justice trilogy takes place from the aa trilogy but phoenix is gonna pretend that he's not really phoenix and there's gonna be some big plot twist where reveals himself and he tells Apollo how proud he is of him to solve a near impossible case

#ace attorney #just bought the first aa trilogy to get this ball rolling and im so stoked to play #making a list like this is something that i meant to do with undertale and danganronpa before i started playing #since ive heard about them for years before i finally sat down to play #but hey i remembered to do this before ace attorney so thats something #this list is stuff thats come to my head recently as ive thought about aa and theres probably more stuff ive heard over the years #but this is a good enough list cause i just wanna jump right in and see how much of this is canon or fanon/ headcanon #or just straight up a massive misinterpretation from what ive learned through osmosis from fans over the years #its funny how i dont know anything about the plot of the games despite how much fan art and character discussions ive seen

[tompettyscontroversiallyyounggf]

Isadore [last name tbd]

#i know peak coiffure character design lmao #look #idk i actually don't have anything to say about that #yk there is comfort in predictability #bg3 #coiffure texts #i ended up re-rolling bc as amusing as the vampiric skintone was she did actually look more than slightly dead lol #so. she now has the fey skintone which i think like canonically is actually inline w/ faerun half elves w/ high elf ancestry or s/t? #you can't really tell on this head bc i think the assigned texture has less transparency #but there's like a fun pink/purple hue that comes through in spots #i think i might figure out how to unpack it so i can just manually add that to the face texture tbh #her hands are straight up magenta it's great and honestly actually still in line with the anemia/poor blood circulation thing so hey

[modern-inheritance]

Question the sanity, not the writer

Me, pondering: I wonder what would happen if someone touched the mind of an Elf during one of the recall memories.

Eragon: I'm gonna pull Arya out of one of her recalls via mental connection, brb

Glen and Brom: *absolute panicked screeching because they couldn't warn him in time*

Saphira: *confused and panicked screeching because whaT THE FUCK IS THAT*

Eragon: *just screaming in general for like 30 seconds*

Arya: Well, thanks for that, I'm usually fine if you leave me in till it stops but NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU KNOWING NOT ONLY THE EXPLICIT DETAILS OF MY TORTURE BUT THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU JUST EXPERIENCED IT FOR HALF A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK–

Eragon: *spends the next two days curled up in a corner hugging himself and rocking back and forth*

Arya: *joins him due to the immense guilt and violation of privacy and utter failure of protecting Eragon and Saphira from ever experiencing what she had to in order to keep them safe and the fact that Eragon now knows*

Me: ............

Me: *sllloooooowly closes laptop and goes to have a long, long think about my sanity in the bath*

Also me: *brings the tablet to keep writing it anyway*

Guys what the fuck is wrong with my brain this past week, I've been exploring the dark things more than usual.

#ket rant #what #why #i traumatized the boy in a way he is not supposed to be traumatized #Arya WILL kill me #after her intense emotional breakdown #I'm not making it canon for MIC #but wow uh #Yeah Eragon has no words. He's scared. #shellshocked is a lovely word #Arya's just panicked and hysterical and trying to claw what he saw out of his head #Saphira is in a word concerned #How do you face someone after they saw the darkest parts of your life and that they now intimately know what you tried to protect them from #they've now seen you at your weakest and felt what you felt #you did everything you could to keep it from touching them and now YOU are the reason why they felt such pain and mental distress #iunno why do i like hurting these characters i think i need a therapy session soon #(note i actually do know why but i'm rolling with it because hey free word count)

[assortednarutoheadcanons]

Kankuro: Gaara, don't you have enough children now?

Gaara: What are you talking about? I only have-

Gaara:

Kankuro:

Gaara: How many nieces and nephews do you have now?

Kankuro: THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW TOO!

#sabaku no gaara #sabaku no kankuro #naruto head canons #naruto headcanons #naruto #boruto era #post 4th shinobi world war #gaara is the bruce wayne of the naruto world #gaara of the sand #gaara #kankuro of the sand #kankuro #shikamaru is the only person who can keep track of his rediculously large family tree #and it's only because he has a photographic memory #kankuro is done #temari tries but there's just so many of them #gaara also dotes on all his children endlessly #it's really funny #their father is rolling in his grave

[rikyos]

i never ever have time to write info up in my carrd and now that i’m working on a second one for lore dumps i’m making even less progress so. releasing hc’s into the wild again, this time of the angsty pre-canon variety.

kazuha has moderate nerve damage affecting his palm and fingers. the injuries he suffered were severe and tomo’s vision, in it’s final moments, gave him an electrical burn as a parting gift.

he also definitely didn’t escape those soldiers unscathed. though incredibly skilled in evasion, he was in complete disarray. hyperventilating. terrified, and but one man against an army. none of those wounds come close to the burns though.

while he recuperated very briefly at a resistance camp, he did not let anyone near his hand or seek any immediate medical assistance that went further than trying to deal with the burns on his own. nobody looked at it until he was aboard the alcor (and scolded) but even then, there was only so much they could do for him, and his first stop in liyue was most certainly bubu pharmacy. he needed something to help him sleep too LMAO

the timeline on his escape is very unclear from canon dialogues considering he somehow spent time with the watatsumi resistance and had ayato’s help but ??? for the sake of tying those two together, ayato sent someone looking for him after the warrants for his arrest were spread. ofc you have to be something very, very special to go undetected by kazuha, so when they finally caught up to him at the camp, he cornered them immediately, listened to their plans, and acted entirely clueless while complying with them.

by that point of course the damage was done and kazuha had lost most sensation in his hand. he had to completely retrain himself. while he is not naturally ambidextrous he did have the ability to switch between hands in combat knocked into him growing up, which was a small mercy and a good starting point. he also taught himself to use every one of his heightened senses in order to find the balance and special awareness that he could not feel. through stubborn determination he comes as close as is likely possibly to his past proficiency, however it takes him well over a year. basically: kazuha during the archon quest is not kazuha at peak performance, but getting back in shape in the timeframe he did speaks volumes for his willpower.

he isn’t ashamed of the scarring and he doesn’t care if people ask. he only keeps it covered bc he knows it’s pretty gnarly looking to others. it doesn’t bother him.

kazuha is a known lightweight but that is not the reason he isn’t supplied drink one the alcor. beidou is not his mother. in reality he found himself staying dry because on the initial journey from inazuma to liyue he was… a mess. a mess that scared her, in the midst of a breakdown over details he had only barely begun to recount to her sober. he’s fine now but a joint decision was made on that front and he respects it.

he holds juza in just as high a regard as he does beidou. they both made equal effort in pulling kazuha from his thoughts turned inward. they saved him fr

beidou paid him more than enough to survive while not out at sea and so he has a very small apartment in liyue harbour. it’s really just a room to crash in, but it was the first thing he’d owned in a long time, and it has a nice view of the docks and the sea beyond. between his time with the crux and his personal travels he isn’t there often, but it’s special to him. it’s getting to be something like a home.

during the first few months in liyue, kazuha was extremely paranoid. he knew that the sakoku decree limited information passing between the two nations but… he was a fugitive, probably wanted for treason, and he couldn’t rid himself of the fear that this might have been somehow passed on to the milileth if there was any stirring suspicions that this is where he’d made for. the shogun he knew was ruthless and he wouldn’t put it past her to search beyond inazuma’s borders for him, so he was overly secretive. it took him a while to realise he was genuinely safe enough to lighten up.

he always planned to return when the time was right. the war in inazuma was not only a pressing, personal issue, but now unfinished business: he kept tabs as best he could while sailing and intended all along to return and carry the torch that tomo lit.

#did i mention how glad i was to see kazuha in the liyue arc of this tcg event and not inazuma 🥹🥹🥹 #⋆˚ ─── ⋆⋅🍁⋅⋆ ── （ study . ) : head canon ! #this is long i’m just sick of it all rotting away #scattered between google docs my brain and val’s dms HAHAHHA #of course any hc that involves another character is totally subject to change with plotting gjf #there are just certain people who play a very large roll in his story to me

[enignoema]

//Thinking about Ed being the type of skeptic that even given actual tangible proof magic and supernatural things exist he'd still deny it

In universe there's plenty of magic going on. He doesn't care. It's still fake

#lose my mind for a new identity ;;ooc #not really a hc post #bc I'm too lazy to properly research what he's encountered canonically #and how he reacted #so this is just a little idea rolling around in my head #he is a skeptic though

[yikesharringrove]

I was gonna write a Drabble where the gang decides to make a mixtape with everyone’s favorite song for Vecna fighting purposes and I was thinking of what Steve’s would be and I was thinking of a few good ones that would be kind of nice and unexpected from him (Son of a Preacher Man, If I Can Dream, Roadhouse Blues) but let’s be fucking real.

Everyone is saying their favorite song and it gets to Steve’s turn and he says, completely serious, “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

#I know never gonna give you up wasn’t released until 1987 but shhhhh let me be funny #either that or Africa which he was canonically playing when he was about to fuck Nancy #steve harrington #Eddie just bursts into flames #robin rolls her eyes so hard she sees her brain #max melts into a puddle #Dustin nods his head in agreement

[wheucto]

what if fan was also a robot

#wheucto #wheucto speaks #Sorry i'm situationsing him. Again #i've rotated this idea in my head for a while #i dont know who would create him. test tube and cobs come to mind but those seem. boring? unoriginal? #also w test tube as his creator that would make bot's creation weird. #'oh no_ my robot is sad. i will simply build another one to make him happy. this will work perfectly well and not cause any consequences.' #steve cobs. i can reason with that sure makes sense. just. seems unoriginal? #but other than those two_ who could make him? #i thought maybe he was made by parents who couldnt have children normally (whatever that is for objects) or something similar #but??? idk man. maybe it'd be more interesting if it was by a canonical character #orr maybe by Evil Corps (We Want To Take Over The World) for Malicious™ purposes. specifically an 'evil' company #now just gonna. throw some names out there #mephone. idk why he would??? maybe he wanted a friend... can he even make other robots? #taco. but this would make her microphone alliance arc irrelevant and i dont want to change what happens in canon. #hmmm rolling the dice in my head. bomb. idk i just landed on him. mad scientist bomb maybe? #cheesy. makes him as a joke. somehow_ he actually creates a sentient AI. ummmm. hey_ how about we join this reality show together? #oh wow you're very enthusiastic um ahaha. wow. #pickle. makes him as like a gaming ai or smth? for a video game? and then is like. Oh. idk if he'd give him a body or if fan just has to - #- do it himself. somehow. and 3d prints himself a body or smth #cabby. ok i was thinking mostly s1 and maybe s2 butttttt cabby seems like an interesting choice. she does have a lot of knowledge #she was probably a fan of i.i. before joining. also it does seem ooc for her to eliminate her robot in favor of the prize #though i wonder what would be the purpose in making him for her. the prize money? what does she plan to do then? also what if fan finds out #i like this actually filing it for later #apple. the idea of her somehow being able to make complex and lifelike robots is very silly to me. she makes him as a friend. #unfortunately one day he disappears <///3. after going to purgatory mansion_ she offhandedly mentions creating fan to bow #(bow is very confused on how her stupid little idiot friend (affectionate) can make a robot that acts so much like a regulaf object person) #ok i've exhausted all ideas. going to continue rotating my various ideas on this au in my mind #im rereading this and i think i mistyped when i said 'it seems ooc for [cabby]' i think i meant to say doesnt seem

[loverboybrightsideghost]

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#so i’m o much only staying away from GO online and even at that i’m mostly staying away from the tv stuff #but i still think about it (good omens) and i’m actually relistening to the audio drama bc i love it soooo much #anyways because i love warlock so much and find his role so interesting i have a concept to present #just a scenario really #what if right around the time warlock’s eleventh birthday is rolling around the dowlings have another kid #they need a nanny again and crowley and aziraphale talk it over #and crowley as warlock’s brother’s nanny would just be really convenient for them to keep a closer eye on warlock #so etc etc warlock’s NOT the antichrist BUT the dowlings still need a nanny and crowley has to keep nanny-ing #while trying to find the real anti-christ #and this works with the logic of ‘he was going to just poof into space but he had to drive to tadfield???’ #it never crossed crowley’s mind that he’s a magic being and could just fake some memories and have some random nanny be their nanny #aziraphale (in the book) hates or at least very much dislikes warlock bc he is totally a little shit #so i have a head canon that crowley loves warlock bc he’s such a little shit. he’s like wow this kid sucks <3 that’s my boy <3 #bluebird.txt #essentially the plot is the same except more nanny ashtoreth and more ‘no mrs. dowling the boys are fine- WARLOCK STICK YOUR HEAD BACK IN #THE CAR YOUR HEAD WILL CATCH FIRE- yes we’re having a lovely time at the zoo- OTHER KID STOP TRYING TO CATCH THE FISH FALLING FROM TJE SKY’ #hehe #and aziraphale is like i love all of gods creations but some of them (children) sure take a little more effort huh #he’s just so annoyed the whole time #OH AND IF CROWLEY HAS TO BRING THEM TO THE BOOKSHOP BC HES MEETING AZIRAPHALE #HES JUST SO STRESSED OUT THE WHOLE TIME BC kid kid kID GET AWAY FROM MY PRICELESS COLLECTION OF FIRST EDITIONS