#just ketchup

[hobbinch]

I love and appreciate Sally Beauty employees on class solidarity principle but I take their cosmetology advice as seriously as I take medical advice from budtenders (ie not very)

#could be onto something could be 100% anecdotal bullshit #today i got told to put ketchup in my hair when i was asking for help neutralizing greenish yellow tones #and i like bluescreened trying to find the words for ''are you sure a diluted reddish violet dye wouldnt do the same thing'' #she really didnt seem to want to recommend products #just ketchup #which and I quote #worked really well for this one customer #which I believe! #but im not going to put food in my hair because a stranger ive never even met told a different stranger I JUST met that it works

[bluebellclan-moons]

Don't worry you guys, it's just ketchup. No Runningpaws were (intentionally) harmed in the making of this moon. Also, some of my friends were noticing that Nimbleember is showing signs of cross-clan relationships, so you decide what to do with that!

#bluebellclan #clangen #clan generator #runningpaw #nimbleember #blotchtimber #quickstar #frogs #just ketchup

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[detectiveforfree]

wearing each other's merch ;)

#birdflash #nightflash #dickwally #dick & wally #wally west #dick grayson #the flash #nightwing #lol i dunno im just self-indulging now #i both love and hate design i made for hoodie (sort of kidflash-flash mix to show that whoever designed this one in-universe #aknowledged kid-flash-flash inheritance lol) and its so gaudy its literally a mustard-ketchup pack and it clashes with blue ASLDSK

[rockingbytheseaside]

✦ Would you kiss him for two nickels? (guys it's ok he didn't do anything I promise)

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #dottore #il dottore #webttore #dottore x reader #little skrunkly #it's just ketchup i swear #genshin impact fatui

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[choccy-milky]

seb dealing with creeps who bother MC 🖤🤭 ((from the newest chap of my fic, which you can read here!))

#they spilled ketchup and seb is just mad at him for making a mess #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow fanart #sebastian sallow fanfiction #hogwarts legacy fanart #choccyart

[skradio]

upon us, no flowers grow

#genshin impact #childe #childe genshin #tartaglia #genshin fanart #caption is from ffxiv btw XD it was that or like. dw guyts its just ketchup smile #speedpaint for this on my youtube yippee #ummm #artists on tumblr #genshin impact fanart #childe fanart #dawg what else is there #blood / #dont ask me why hes not wearing his actual fatui cloak outfit the answer is that i wanted to see his #wrists

[inky-duchess]

I'm sorry but the amount level of people shocked by Andrew Minyard's cheese drawer is insane. The man is in college, everyone has a drawer of one random item. What's he going to do, deprive himself of a snack?

#the sunshine court #Not me and my roommates with our drawer full of ketchup packets #The man just likes to snack on cheese #He's in college and he's never had a stable nutritious diet #Of course he's eating pounds of cheese #nora sakavic #all for the game #All for the gay #andrew minyard #Neil josten #Kevin day #jean moreau

[gaybroons]

x

#brady tkachuk #hockey twitter #sorry I’m just archiving this off Twitter I can’t #Brady ketchup #pushing the quinntrevor agenda

[tequiilasunriise]

No context here’s ep 12 in a nutshell:

#the episode just came so u better get these memes while theyre hot and fresh #suletta loved her tomato wife so much she made her ketchup hehheehhee #suletta got upsetta so she went splatetta #dont get me wrong im 10000% team suletta got brainwashed #bc theres NO WAY N O N E Suletta could go from panic attack over fighting ppl with Aerial to a giggling stone cold killer #manipulation or not that kinda complete 180 in the soan of like 15 mins isn’t possible theres no way #her eyes were souless as shit in the final scnes she was literally smiling #so yeah. girlie was brainwashed. #BUT OMMGGG ARE THE MEMES SSOOO FUNNYYY #anyways yeag love u babygirl ur so iconic #sulemio #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #the witch from mercury

[skrunksthatwunk]

meant to be seen and not heard; meant to be felt, not seen

#metalocalypse #mtl #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #dude. (<- guy who made this) #i think about toki's childhood sometimes. and his adulthood too #anyway even if mr toki's dad was a reverend i don't know how acceptable like. whipping your kid would be anyway #maybe it wasn't even hidden on purpose just. subdued. unworthy of mention by anyone involved. private bc you don't talk to anyone yk #also no idk why toki's changing here. maybe got ketchup on his shirt or something #skrunkart #yeah fuck it i'll just dump everything here all at once whatever. whole bunch of tokis

[thatsbelievable]

#What to do if you Pop Out of a Close to Surprise Someone by Pouring a Bottle of Ketchup Over Them #and You Notice Death is Just Standing There in the Corner Laughing #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #Death #TW Death #ketchup #classic ketchup prank #unreality

[marihem]

Some Roommate Banter AU memes

Original images under the cut:

#my art #frans #frisk #sans #roommate banter au #sansfrisk #sans x frisk #frisk x sans #love the existence of ketchup soda here #this implies that hot sauce soda exists too #i think #'chisps' because remember 'popato chisps' from the game? #frisk and sans secretly taking each other's pictures just to make memes

[hyunpic]

#hyunjin #skz #q #these glasses looked familiar to me but i think im just thinking about that sponge bob ep where he wears glasses #fantaken #stray kids #i have never wanted more to tap and squeeze him like an almost empty ketchup bottle

[tokyasu]

ikevil x bg3 ? cleric of selune!Kate x warlock!Jude

#my art #ikevil #ikemen villains #jude jazza #ikevil kate #ikevillains #bg3 #thats not blood btw its ketchup #the guy’s just taking a nap dw