My cozy little future retirement destination.
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another midsomer murder screenshot redraw except i didnt bother w the background <3
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I could not imagine being a solicitor in Midsomer.
Just imagine trying to defend someone crushing the victim to death with cheese or catapulting someone with bottles of wine
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I re-watched the Midsomer episode the Flying Club and finally understand why Nelson was always dressed in more casual clothes on the job. No one would believe he was a cop if he wore a suit. He's too good looking!
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The Dan Scott era of Midsomer Murders is just Barnaby clicking his fingers and making Scott do all the physical labour while he just watches
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hello, it’s your local shitposter, Hatchets! I’m back with (shocked pikachu face) another shitpost!
Midsomer Murders should do an episode related to hot peppers 🌶️
John will force Jamie to taste test every species, because it’s John. Fleur will shock everyone by being complete tolerant of spicy stuff, and she’ll down a ghost pepper in front of John to scare the shit out of him. Sarah is there for moral support with the milk.
The murderer will turn out to be some dude who was pressed about his friend-turned-rival stealing the fame for a new species of spicy pepper that he bred.
That is all.
(Btw, can you tell I love spicy food? Lol)
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