#jk... unless?

[netflix]

Here's a wee bonus clip from our Never Have I Ever Answer Time with Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, hosted by @overchers <3

#answertime #never have i ever #nhie #nhieAT #maitreyi ramakrishnan #thots and players #dancing queen #live laugh love #smise #podcast coming soon #jk... unless?

[moon7jay]

feeling like a victorian man seeing a woman's ankles for the first time cuz he's always giving these small sneak peaks of what's lying underneath and I never knew that a man's underwear lining would drive me this feral I'm literally eating cement as we speak

#NEES TO GET INSIDE HIS PANTS AND BECOME ONE WITH TGAT UNDERWEAR #jk... unless? #fuck being an independent woman im dedicating my life to washing his underwears #sorry for all that #jay enhypen smut #jay hard thoughts #enhypen smut

[ghost-faces]

"cannibalism as a metaphor for-" no it's not a metaphor i am going to gore you

#jk... unless?

[an-entity-i-think]

Merlin au where nobody (not even lancelot) finds out about merlin having magic bc merlin is actually really good at using his inside voice and also because he isn't so so so anxious about being *revealed*.

Why is he not anxious you ask?

Because he isn't scared, he's embarrassed.

Merlin goes through like a decade of secrecy and eventually he like finally awkwardly tells Arthur before the final battle cause you know he can help and stuff and Arthur is just completely flabbergasted before becoming upset and distraught,

"why didn't you tell me? You don't trust me?"

And Merlin has to stand there awkwardly and be like, "I'm sorry I literally just didn't know how to bring it up. Like at the beginning I was like well... I just didn't know you that well right? And then I like tried to bring it up in conversation but I got interrupted a few times... which like... embarrassing, and then you were all like, 'urgh magic is evil', and then it just felt awkward bringing it up you know? And then it had been a few years and I was woah I can't say anything NOW cause like it's been too long? I missed my chance and ugh this is so embarrassing!"

And he's like blushing and rubbing the back of his neck and Arthur just stands there with growing disbelief and resignation (and ofc some fondness) as he realizes for the millionth time that merlin is a fucking idiot.

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #magic reveal #capable merlin #awkward merlin #and then they KISS #jk... unless? #merthur #entity writes merlin

[jessiwiththeheadphones]

Who wants to be the Alfred Hallam to my Alice Spencer?

#jk... unless? #alice by heart #this is a sequel #alice Spencer #Alfred Hallam

[syninplays]

More random screenshoots of Eivor being cool af but also a girl boss <3

#second was right after fighting Ivar #(and he's the guy laying in front of her lol) #btw she's so pretty why can't she be real !!! #I would dump my boyfriend for you Eivor!! #jk... unless? #eivor #eivor varinsdottir #acvalhalla #assassin's creed valhalla #acv #ps4 #my pics #eivor wolfsmal #eivor wolfkissed

[urgrossdaughter]

I want to suck his dick until i physically am unable to and collapse of exhaustion

#and then he continues.. #jk... unless?

[polar-equinoxx]

★✧ goosemav // icemav ✧★

(beginning of music video of we found love by rihanna)

#ms tg #sobbing my eyes out at 1:16 am #maverick and his soulmates is just … aaaaaa #do you get me? #i love the song too so- bonus points #mav deserves the world and i realised this once more as I made this #i hope you’re crying as much as I am :’) #jk... unless? #icemav #goosemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #top gun #top gun 1986

[weavebitch]

bad news guys i put pants on him

#also it clips like hell. i'm so fucking done with these assets i don't even wanna touch them any more. alas #next step: g-string version #jk... unless? #enver gortash #modding #weavebitching

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

I can't find rosier twins angst... perhaps I should change that...

#jk... unless? #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #rosier twins

[palajae]

the way its my goal to dominate as the top nikiblr acc 😭😭

#there i said it #jk... unless? #it’s not my fault it’s riki’s

[smute]

like to eat one synonym bun reblag to fuck me nasty

#jk... unless? #& #baking tag

[toastedpain]

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst doodles #twst comic #twst deuce #twst jack #twst ace #twst angst #adeuce #adeu #jackdeuce #hi again miloicy #your four page comedic fluff is now ANGSTY #Ace doesn't know that Deuce was wearing his clothes underneath #har har #i posted twice today #does that mean no shitpost tmr? #jk... unless? #the limit is ten? #i wanted to put 13 images #ace dropping his gift for dramatic effect #i've never done this before #ship art? wow #i mean. kind of. #toastedart #ace is wearing jamil's gym clothes #why? no clue

[softly-n-sweetly]

what if we had slow soft needy sex where you're kissing me and kissing me and kissing me and i'm moaning into your mouth and trying desperately to pull you even closer while you thrust so so so deeply into me🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#jk... unless? #personal #nsft #for me when :(

[shipmanisms]

it's summer season meaning it's transmascs show off your happy trails season, transmascs wear slutty crop tops or nothing at all and show off your happy trails w pride ill be your #1 supporter

#live laugh love happy trails! #send happy trail pics u guys #jk... unless?

[mochixkisses]

asking them to be my partner by gifting them a vial of my blood. do you think they'd like that? i think it would be romantic and pretty.

#mochitalks #jk... unless? #blood #yandere #actually yandere #yandere thoughts