#jfc lmao wtf

[climbdraws]

usps mail system is crazy..I just got back a letter that I sent out in mid November. It's been bouncing around for over 5 months before it was returned to me wtf lol

#it wasnt even an international parcel just a standard letter wtf lmao #5 months...crazy #was it just rotting in a pile for months before someone sent it back to me #normally if theres issues it gets sent back immediately...5 months jfc

[ruicchiii]

thank you nightbringer for existing and thus making me return back to my obey me fixation i have many thoughts about this

#ruiirambles #obey me #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer #dear god i absolutely adore how different it is compared to the og #tho i feel the rhythm is too;; uhh repeated (???) #i cant english its 2 AM and im sleepy #i feel like its a little bit repeptitive but idk it could be because of the fact that i practically am coming from twst so my #expectations are alot different and what im used to etcetc #also i still love satan even tho he’s (somewhat) the complete opposite of what OMSWD is #i ADORE the fact that they’re (the boys) are like #soooo much nicer in contrast to omswd #but at the same time its sorta eerie esp with lucifer LMAO #LUCIFER LAUGHS NOW ??? #OH AND ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THE LEVIATHAN TSL STUFF #THE WAY I CHOWE THE «oh SHIT we’re in TSL» option only to be greeted by #«wtf is tsl» FROM LEVIATHAN WAS D E V A S T A T I N G /hj #also i thought they like #by they i mean leviathan oops #accidentally left the maze game thing opened so i was like «jfc not this again» when he gently opened the door moment and got greeted by #—not lucifer #also i need to sleep #OH SPEAKING OF SLEEP #NIGHTBRINGER MAKES ME FORGET THE FACT THAT BELPHEGOR L I T E R A L L Y KILLED US #AND I GO aww belphie BUT THEN I REMEMBER #i still hold a grudge. #ok gn

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so fucking sick of living with my roommate and his fuck ass boyfriend. Also watching my roommate burn every single one of his (already rather minimal, I might add) bridges for this guy is also kind of painful but also his relationship with me is one of said bridges so I'm almost past the point of even feeling bad for him lmao

#i have had to piss for probably the better part of an hour now #because they decided to take a shower together and have been in there for well OVER an hour now #and this is a nightly occurence atp sometimes MULTIPLE times a day #we have one bathroom.... can yall not be considerate enough to not be in there for up to TWO HOURS AT A TIME??? #also it's such a waste of fucking water.... #idk we've hit a point where i literally hear the bf doing anything and i get pissed off #but also tell me why i'm sitting in my room (which shares a wall with the bathroom) and i can hear this man hacking and spitting shit up #and this is also something that happens multiple times a day #like.... dude.... why are you spitting up toothpaste so fucking loudly oh my fucking god #but yeah no i'm like my roommate's only friend atp and he's about to not have me lmao like we're about to reach #'i'm cutting you off when i move out' levels of me being pissed off with this whole situation type shit #and apparently the bf convinced him to come out to his family which his mom was chill which is good #his dad's side of the family though....? not great. and my roommate KNEW that would be the case cuz we'd talked about it before #also love that my roommate has constantly talked about moving out of the city we live in because he hates and also there's no good career #opportunities for him here (which is true) #and now. MAGICALLY. he's like 'idk i think it'd be best for me to stay here' #like oh my GOD???? are you hearing yourself???? are you fucking stupid???? you fucking hate it here??? #but sure throw your life away and ruin all your meaningful relationships for a guy you met six months ago jfc #and the thing is i *know* my roommate we've been close CLOSE friends for nearly a decade now #i know he is not like this.... like yeah he's being insane by allowing this but also i know these aren't the kinds of decisions he would ma #and also i know he wouldn't treat me like this all on his own #it's the deranged fucking control freak of a guy he decided to date and my roommate has too many of his own issues to put his foot down #about certain things and tell the guy no so he's just allowing him to completely take over his life #and fuck everything up until the bf is the only thing he has left once it's all said and done #and yeah. it's painful to watch. but also wtf am i supposed to do because obviously my opinion is not respected nor wanted regarding this #that has been made PAINFULLY clear #ugh this is so fucking horrendous #what is it with ppl who start to date someone and then go clinically fucking insane and destroy their lives all for this one person #who. realistically. they barely know in comparison to all the other ppl in their life #like explain it to me jfc

[bangcakes]

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#uh.... LOL so yada yada yada u know what im gonna talk about JDJDJD GOD HELP ME #i just realized........... that u know. usually on the 15th (bc timezones) im like super hype bc sjs birthday #but LMAO........ i so happen to be seeing.... my .... crusheroo on that day so Zjxjdjkdkdkd HOW LIFE CHANGES WOW #i didnt realize til i saw a bday (old) set of sj n i was like WAIT FUCK DID I MISS HIS BDAY. ONLY TO REALIZE. IT WAS THE SAME DAY.... #hhhh but god. ya i did it. i survived a whole month without seeing him. but like bc we message or whatever occasionally (and my #frequent daydreaming lets be real) it didnt feel that long !!! wow !! proud !!@ #like realistically i knew i could do it bc i went like. 4 months without seeing him JDJJDJDJDJD #god imagine. i spent the whole summer trying to get over him. only to see him 1 time n have everything come back #but WORSE. BC. RECIPROCATION????????? #god lmao. feel like im never gonna be over this. feel like i could even be married to him everyday n id be like WOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???? #shits so weird idk. idk. im just NDJJDJDJDJD HOW DO WE GET TO THE NEXT STEP #BUT AT THE SAME TIME. I SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER. GOD ITS SO DJFJFKKFKDKDKDKKD #like this is what its like to really like someone huh. all those other crushes i had were like.... a 0 in comparison #like wtf is this. when everyone else had crushes and liked ppl is This what they meant. jfc #idk if i could go thru this again JDJDJJDJDJD. hope hes it. ya #id promise to save everyone n never talk about this again but we both know thats not gonna happen ANDNDNDNDND #personal

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.

#raj shitposting #i relate to will because hell is other people indeed all hail jean-paul sartre also infj and only child in a dysfunctional fam solidarity < #i relate to abigail because wtf my parents are not really okay i need help also only child in a dysfunctional family (father) solidarity <3 #i relate to hannibal because wtf that rude misogynist does NOT deserve to live also classical music poetry medicine and art history <3 #i relate to chilton because fml i really wanted to be like this person for xyz reason but now i just have an unsolicited rival who i like < #i relate to freddie because why not i love trolling people and making their lives miserable also journalism <3 #i relate to bella because wtf let me just die in peace why am i important to y'all you pieces of shit #i relate to beverly because there is def something up with this middle aged bastard ik it i just do #i relate to margot because jfc everyone in my family hates me for being a girl #i relate to alana because i'm gay and i did not know this til it was too late lmao #i relate to jack because wtf is going on why are y'all acting up #i relate to bedelia because i am surrounded by idiots #i relate to jimmy because fuck everything i love bees #i relate to brian because i have really groovy friends #hannibal

[fluffypotatey]

I know we poke fun at Merlin only knowing three spells, especially the one that just yeets people, but uh, that is actually pretty terrifying??? Whenever we see other sorcerers do it, it's more of a nonlethal method, more or less pushing someone over real, real hard to give them more escape time. But if Merlin is actually killing people with that alone (Agravaine, the Saxons) then how much force is being inflicted on these people?? Primary blast injuries are almost all internal. There wouldn't be any external injuries to show the severity of their wounds. Autopsies obviously weren't a big thing yet, but what do you think their insides looked like?

Less "he just knocked them over."

More "he probably just liquefied several of their internal organs."

imma be honest, i didn't know that, so now i'm a little terrified of Merlin's power

#the fuck you me his magical force is enough to liquify internal organs???? #jfc merlin you can do that???? #lmao why would anyone try and fight against him #what were they thinking #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #like yeah i poke fun bc he's supposed to be “all powerful” but he isn't very knowledgable of spell casting bc he just DOES it #like it's instinct for him #which tbh is more terrifying than a well trained sorcerer bc he'll react with whatever magical force he needs to to attack barely even #burning his magical stores for energy unlike a seasoned sorcerer #like bro...wtf #headcanons #i guess? idk #asks

[airbenderedacted]

please god let’s not make this person relevant again

#haiIey aka squi.g.glydi.gg aka ke.y.blac.k is a massively racist homophobic transphobic trump supporting bigot PLS #IT'S WHY SHE REBRANDED LIKE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES.. LMAO SHE'S ASS. LET HER STAY IRRELEVANT I'M BEGGING #iirc she literally got kicked off the mystery skulls animated projects when it surfaced that she's a big big freak #and hysterically her rant about how much she hates lilo (yes the 5 year old disney charcter) is what got her outed as a bigot #bc her rant about lilo being evil and abusive got so many eyes on her tumblr that people started looking at her posts on her personal and #hooooo boy there sure was some shit on there alright #all i specifically remember was her being pissy about ppl thinking she might be kweer bc she has short hair and dresses kinda masc sometime #and she was all like ewww wtf don't think i'm some ''gender confused'' weirdo (jfc) #and then she had some other posts that were pro-kids in cages at the border #SO #if i see her bendy stuff start givin her relevance again i swear to got 😭 #OH ALSO I JUST REMEMBERED HER JUMPING SHIP FROM TUMBLR AND TWITTER bc people Hated Her AND MAKING PARLER OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED HER MAIN #and then the second she got back on twitter the first thing she did was be all bestie chummies with a dude tweeting slurs 💀 bruhh

[rayvern-sheep]

Whenever i see “pro-ship” or “anti” i have this funny thing where i instinctively unfollow… its weird…

I could have followed you for years but as soon as you share some post abt how “kids these days don’t like all my dark sexual fantasies, they must be fascists” I’m gone. I’ve disappeared to another fucking dimension to escape the black hole in your skull where your brain was supposed to be.

#bro please… everyone thinks those things mean different things #its gotten to a point where pro-ship can mean ‘fiction and reality are completely seperate entities and do not affect each other therefore- #i can draw as much children having sex as i want and youre all puritanical baby fascists for not liking me doing this’ #or it can just mean ‘i think hannigram is okay to ship plz dont harrass me’ #which is it???? #if i have to see the word ‘puriteen’ one more fucking time im gonna throw myself into a volcano #shut up ray #there a kinks that im not into that idc abt #just a ‘you do you’ kinda thing #there are kinks that i find gross but do not have a moral issue w/ #then there is literal child porn… my guy… i didnt know it was weird to find that shit morally reprehensible..? #no i dont believe those ppl just be harrassed or killed jfc.. but wtf are they posting that shit for??? #delete later #if i hit 30 and start whining abt teens not being into the same sex things as me and finding it gross #just shoot me. put me down. its over #teens being weirded put abt adult sex stuff is normal. just leave them alone to grow up instead of calling them names lmao

[straylaughs]

LIVE GENSHIN 4.2 AQ REACTION SPOILERS IN THE TAGS

#genshin spoilers #my jaw hit the floor are U FUCKING SERIOUS #tears in my eyes already and its been like 20 minutes #edit 1: OKAY HUHH NAVIA AND THE KNAVE???? #we just rolling w the fatui in fontaine ig #i need to stop being suprised by this LMAO #edit 2: oh thank god they're just in like an alt. universe jfc #edit 3: TEARS DOWN MY FACE GOD WTF #oh wait what THATS how ur supposed to pronounce oceanid ??? #anyways neuvillette best character im not even joking #why is this aq giving me chills .. #edit 5: NEUVILLETTE AND FURINA OH YM GOD??? #that might've been the best scene i've watched #edit 6: god i love lore #edit 7: LMFAO paimon.. #shes literally like: the world is ending sedene. #edit 8: WOAHHH TRAVELLER SPEAKING ??? #edit 9: my heart is beating out of my chest.... furina touching the seawater geniunely terrified me #edit 10: JAW DROPPED FOR THE NTH TIME #HOLY SHITTT???? #CHILDEEE #AND THE FUCKING WHALEEE #edit 11: furina... god furina... #a human forced to live 500 years w the responsibility of a god #insane insane insane #edit 12: thats it fontaine wins #idc idc #that was literally the best scene in genshin idc what anyone says #edit 13: NEUVILLETTE JUST GAVE UP THE GNOSIS LIKE THAT LMFAOO #like obviously it makes sense.. but bro just handed it over like that..

[glasseswearingrabbitdetective]

Me trying to read a certain bishoujo manga so bad it just makes no sense… I want to bang my head against a wall 🥲 why did I even do that?? I couldn’t put it down.. I wanted to hope there was SOME goodness in it but even the translators gave up on it 😂😂😂

#it’s now 3am </3 #then I read smt else harem- chapters ~1-3 then the last one to see how it ended and it didn’t #lmao it was literally- girl 1 and boy have mutual love but the other harem members were against it and ???? hello??? the last page was just #“our story isn’t over yet” or some shit and ?????? THATS how you end it?? idk whats worse… but the entire series (which I skipped most of)- #-was a complete train wreck that made no sense so 😂😂 fitting ending … even if it’s cowardly #my literal thought reading that “lol cowards” 🙄 true love >>>> harem… tho it does depend on protag #some harem mcs are a LOT better- shout out to oreshura’s Eita and Kaminomi’s Keima! I LOVE THEM BOTH SM!! GOODEST BOYS!! #anyways- what I read; Da Capo Graduation (lmao wtf was that) 7 ch.. Eromanga Sensei- jfc what the fuck was that!??? #both were trrrible 🥲 I couldn’t read 70+ fucking chapters of eromanga.. you could tell from Just 1 what a shitshow it was 😂😂 #too bad tbh… Sagiri’s design is adorable </3 what a waste… #Kanna rants #Kanna rambles #Tldr- don’t read/watch da capo or eromanga sensei. both are … terribly… written. like… TERRIBLY 😂😂 bs’d … yet so popular?? huh???

[diabeticgirl4]

I was so sure keyleth's keyfish death was going to be the most bizarre unexpected death, but uhh. Vax voluntarily getting strangled to death by artagan sure was. Something.

#ignore me #maddie liveblogs critical role #that last hour or so was Wild jfc #I'm still just. whatthefrick. #like that was. fricked up lmao #hey uh matt????? wtf mate????

[michaeltrevino]

Just heard a male tlou recapper ask if the menstrual cup was really necessary to see in the show

#yeah it was necessary #they thought it was made up #lmao wtf #I saw other recappers think #it was to help girls pee standing up #jfc #tlou things

[hi-im-greenjunipertree]

I'm creating a mashup kind of thing between Jocinda Smith's theme and Flying Battery Zone from Sonic (3) & Knuckles, and it's so unexpectedly fitting (melodically).

Both songs have similar tempos and are both written in A Minor(?). They also kind of sound like they use similar chord progressions(???).

#backyard sports #backyard baseball #jfc the two pieces are so fitting together wtf #flying battery zone #jocinda smith #earlier sonic music kind of fits her personality tbh lol #this is such an obscure thought/thing lmao #greenjunipertree's blog

[foreverxdaydreaming]

never realize how many useless notifications you get until you put your volume on.. all of these emails / scams / marketing have ruined the importance of calls/notifications entirely,,

#my phone lives on silent and only goes on volume/vibrate occasionally bc i just can't stand it omfg #but also so that it won't distract me. so dnd is usually my best friend bc that way if anything important comes in I'll still get it #in other words... im stuck at an appt rn that's absolute dogwater and i regret not canceling it 💀 #never thought I'd prefer to be at work so bad lmao.. waste of my pto is what today has been istfg💀 #and my phone keep going insane with messaging notifs that are absolute bs bc ive alr marked em all as read.... jfc #almost had a mf panic attack bc of how terrible getting here + the shitty entirely full parking garage were.... #dont wanna waste the rest of my pto/miss for no reason but like.... at this point..... my gods🥴 #& my bosses are as wonderful (dry af) as ever and keep asking me for drs notes every mf time i miss bc they don't believe me 'bc im young' #despite me being fairly honest about my health with em previously and now im getting shot in the foot constantly #bitch its not absentism or missing for funsies i have a bunch of fucking appts to check wtf is wrong w/ me bc no dr has figured it out yet #but anyway.... the more i think about it the more it stresses me out. and hr is the most useless thing in existence so forget them bruh #istfg if iget one more text/notif as im typing this (there's been at least 7) im gonna throw smth into the fucking wall #holy mother of fucking god #200% should have just trusted my gut and canceled. never listening to my mom about this again 😐 😒 #jj.txt #/neg #vent/rant #tengo el petty resubido hoy and i can fucking FEEL it #ive got the dramatic anime fire in my eyes at this point in time

[piplupod]

why do love interests always demand to know their partner's deepest traumas sndksl like,,, "i feel like i dont know you!!"

like bro,,, it doesn't work like that,,,, you gotta build up that trust and safety and demanding it isnt going to work wtf

#also not to mention they dont owe you everything right away #trauma is hard lmao you DO know that person but just not everything they've gone thru #anyways im watching moon knight finally and im annoyed that layla pulled that shit #sorry that marc and steven didn't tell u all their trauma wtf!!! #have a little more faith in ur partner jfc #pippen needs 2nd breakfast #it can take YEARS to feel comfortable sharing some things w ppl #(also therapy tends to help w the process dbfjdkl) #even with a potential partner like... there are probably things I may never share?? #also jesus layla is so bad with trying to force alters to the front... stop trying to trigger switches fjfkdll #i know she doesnt know and moon knight doesn't even know really but shdksl #it sucks to see #but the show is good otherwise idk shdksl thats just some personal beef I've got

[alirhi]

You know, when I first got into Robert Sheehan, I had no idea how many lengthy conversations about awkward unexpected handjobs at Thai massage parlors I was going to be listening to. 😂

#wtf #lol #robert sheehan #the atm thing at the end omg XD #the whole story was so awkward it hurt to listen to lmao #but so SO fucking funny #how does one get into a situation like that? #and tom dragging david to one #jfc these boys #😂😂😂