#jesus christ how can people be so horrible

[sherlock-is-ace]

wow... well there was this one youtuber i used to watch in like 2013 or something that i dropped the second she started being transphobic (the word terf wasn't even a thing then). And i just became aware that not only she's still on youtube and she's still a transphobic asshole... she's also a trump supporter and an ableist piece of shit! (:

not surprised in the least but i'm so fucking glad my 14yo ass noted one transphobic comment and decided you know what? this isn't for me. i'm proud of past me :')

#jesus christ how can people be so horrible #and for what reason?! #i don't understand #angel talks #personal

[solardistress]

everyone who is in the stanley parable fandom should somehow get sucked into the rabbit hole of the story and or characters and or the concept the game presents . not like ohhh i looove the narratorso much heres my design and lore for them for it kind of rabbit hole where you fixate on this character that like. you are making uo backstory for to the point it deviates from canon because youve gone too far from the game details or whatever but but really aanalyze the game the moments the dialogue for just a moment . mmfind the meaning in the words . find somethin g profound in the data the papers the desks the situation as a whole . you cant just . romanticize the characters. without. like. understanding them first . tou cwnt do anything with the characters until you inderstand them at a gut wrenching level . at least brush uo on their wiki once in a while ? play the game ? every now and then ? treat stanley right ? anyway if you like the stanley parable so much why cant you tell me about 432 and their situation . how profoundly sad their existance is and how you trea t them. how about cookie9? why do you hate themm so much. because of a review ? tou antagonize them for what ? the narrators doing ? bexause the narrator what . yeah . tou cant even explain his actions . go go play the game and hav eit rewrite your brain . go down the rabbit hole and bask in the true horror and unrealism of their situation

#how sleepy am i jesus christ #tsp #anywayy i think what im saying is pleade enjoy the gamr and the story it has actually theres so many little details and often all i see is #just. the narrator . the endings . stanley. yeah theres feeling and emotion but j want that in words i want to to see you understand it #i want to see you see it in your own way inderstand and process it in your own way and share that #i love seeing analysis posts !!!!! uughh nbrhh. not to say that like. the fanart isnt what i want no i love the fanart so much #but i wish there were more analysis posts or something idk #idk what my point was here #i love characterization . by the way . as someone who would write fanfics and has a pet peeve of correct characterization in fics and such #i just wish more people hnderstood the game as a whole and didnt just end up being like haha ships !!!!!!!! romance !!!!! like yes ! but #but also like they have something MORE than romance. something more intimate and close . not sex yeah sure whatever but they are #connected in the most horrible ways and connected so closely and lovingly and they are connected whether they like it or not #they hate each other they love each other they are each others world they are divorced theyve been married for eternity they would kill eac #other they woukd have sex they woukd kiss they would dance they would do so many things that arent romance oriented but still close in #so many fucking ways because they love hate each other and their relationship is so conplicated you think they just suddenly love each othe #no matter what now ?? after what. you think stanley is forgiving ? after being brought through hell over and over and over again? #no! they hate each others guts i tell you. but they still stick by each others sides because they dont belong anywhere else #theres love but not in any way any of us can think. theres love but not like that but also exactly like that. theres also hate #and its a beautiful mix of the two that allows them to get along so well and endure each other for so long and further #anyway fucking . i forgot my point #anyway go down the rabbit hole 👍 this game is insane and you should be insane about it too #but like. be insane about it . not the concept of romance in this game. do not pair them up just for the sake of shipping #understand their relationship. understand them. understand their circumstances. understand their problems their bate their love #them. understand them and how much they need each other. how they keep chasing and chasing and chasing only to run #in circles. anyway what was my POINT. i ront remember 👍👍👍 #i am . so sleepy

[dennisboobs]

one day i will properly compare dee made a smut film and ptsdee and the differences in the way they handle their very similar subject material but i have shit to do early tomorrow morning so. for now.

do you ever think about how RCG-written episodes, no matter how bad (both character morality-wise and writing-wise) they get, will always have a degree of humanity to them. like. 11x04 has dee doing something that is So incredibly wrong and horrible to dennis. but the reactions to it don't match its intensity. 12x07 again has dee doing something absolutely fucking deranged, and the gang tells her how fucked up it was. there's actually an acknowledgement both from her and from the others that what she did was awful, but her motivation, charlie, dennis, frank and mac's motivations throughout the episode make sense. dee's insecurity is the root of it, she can't handle being someone's "rock bottom", and she needs to prove that it can get worse. 11x04 dee just decides she's going to be a bastard and tell everyone that dennis was raped at 14. we don't know why she does this, and she really has no reason to, other than to be an asshole.

#cw rape mention #cw csa mention #ada speaks #i was like. lowkey sick to my stomach after smut film bc like. jesus christ #i think glenn's acting carried and many scenes in that ep live in my brain rent free #but ptsdee does what smut film did SO much fucking better in every possible way #like yes it had to be established previously to work #but. as an episode i just think smut film is extremely weak on the dennis and dee half of it #iconic episode for frank but jesus christ the contrast between both halves makes me die #rcg has always had this. 'yes these are terrible people but they Are People' vibe #that i think a lot of guest writers misunderstand #its not just a show about horrible people doing horrible things #its about those horrible people being UNAWARE of how horrible they are #they still believe they're Good. they are just unbelievably bad at being good. #like when the guys argue over whether or not they can call the israeli businessman 'the j word' #its about. the arbitrary rules they put in place. oh you cant call him a 'jew' THAT way. that's anti semitic bro. #they are capable of recognizing when something is fucked up and occasionally engage in self reflection #the thing is. theyre selfish. and they do it anyway.

[justinefrischmanngf]

i’m sooooooooo stressed about a message i just sent but i am glad i sent it bc if i hadn’t i would’ve spent the rest of however long thinking about sending it and i don’t like that at all but also my heart is literally pounding in my chest what if he hates me and doesn’t want to be friends anymore…………………

#I DONT LIKE BREACHING THE COWORKER VS FRIEND BOUNDARY BECAUSE MY BOUNDARIES ARE SO THIN BUT I AM ALWAYS TERRIFIED OF PUSHING SOMEONE ELSE #TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO THIS GUY AND I SPENT SO LONG BITCHING TOGETHER SATURDAY NIGHT AT A PARTY AND HE SMOKED MANY OF MY CIGARETTES #SO HOW MUCH CAN HE REALLY HATE ME #I AM SO FULL OF ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO SCARY IVE GOT MY PHONE ON DO NOT DISTURB BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHEN HE REPLIES #HORRIFYING. TERRIFYING. I WISH I HAD SENT A MESSAGE TO HIM BACK IN FUCKING JULY THE FIRST TIME I WANTED TO SEND A MESSAGE TO HIM. #HORRIBLE HORRIBLE STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #IF I FUCK THIS UP THEN I DO ACTUALLY FUCK THINGS UP QUITE SEVERELY BC HE IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE I MOST ENJOY HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH JUST #IN GENERAL. BUT ALSO. I KNOW HE LIKES HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH ME AS WELL SO IT SHOULDNT FUCK IT UP TOO MUCH #BUT WHAT IF IT DOESSSSSSSSDD #AND THEN I HAVE TO SEE HIM. AT WORK. ON THURSDAY. #THIS COULD GO SO WRONG BUT IT ALSO MIGHT BE THE START OF A LOVELY ABILITY TO TEXT CASUALLY #WHICH IS WHAT IM AIMING FOR BUT JESUS CHRIST AM I SCARED RIGHT NOW #HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL SO SCARED

[widevibratobitch]

moments like this when im really glad im a sad little cynic who always considers the worst possible outcome and never lets herself truly get comfortable and trust the good things in her life to stay there and builds her life around trying to soften the blows of the eventual disappointments just waiting around the corner lol never leaving my edgy teenager era peace and love

#i mean if the alternative is whatever the fuck is going on with my best friend rn then hooooo boy #cancelling therapy immediately i never want to change i wanna keep my trust issues forever and ever if its gonna save me from THIS #is he a dick? kinda. yeah. and a coward because if dude was sure he didnt want it since AUGUST and didnt have the guts to end it till now #actually he didnt end it. she was the one who finally snapped. but we seriously fought twice before because she just woudlnt listen #when i said that girl this isnt gonna work and you trust him too much and you're attachment styles are incompatible as hell #your* #but nvm. the least you could do when a 7 years younger girl who's clearly obsessed with you is breaking up with you #cause she just cant take it anymore. and you can see she's still in love with you because you've been lying to her for half a year. #imo the least you could do at that point is just. dont tell her that jfc. just say you're sorry it didnt work out etc etc #dont fucking tell her you stopped being in love with her in fucking august #and just 'didnt know how to end it' and lied when she asked if everything's alright #like my god. yes ig this would never have happened if she hadn't trusted him so completely and expected love to fix her whole life #but jesus dude. she's not even 23 she has a right to be naive. you're almost 30. you DONT get to be a man child anymore #christ. okay. #anyway i wish i could help her but telling her to 'trust less' and 'never truly rely on other people' sounds horrible and cringe and edgy af #but i genuinely dont have any other advice #like babygirl im sorry but your bestie is a piece of human garbage and she's doing the best she can but her best is Not Much alas

[celestefem]

here’s a sailor moon-y style / color study of the view from my old college dorm

#art #personal #watercolor #i said this last time but jesus christ! this is genuinely the worst paper ever! #the green wasn’t supposed to be that dark… i wanted to do a light wash :’( #the paint just dries immediately and doesn’t move properly #it like soaks into the paper?? i’m not even sure how to describe this except that’s it’s the Exact Opposite of what you want in paper #that said besides all of the annoyance here the horrible speckling actually kinda does look cool in this case… #also #kill me why is watercolor paper so expensive? you can even buy the ‘fancy’ brands and people still say they’re shit

[starredforlife]

a message, hi, hello, to the predominantly white estadounidense community on tumblr: I hope it depresses you to be American. I hope you are realizing how much blood we have on our hands. Decades and generations of it. I don’t want it to make you hopeless and helpless and victimized I want it to make you ashamed and devastated and motivated to do something. Your tax money pays for weapons that kill children overseas and if you got a minimum wage job here you couldn’t afford to live between paychecks. What a shit fucking country. Are we supposed to accept this? Is this how you want to live in ten or twenty or thirty years from now? Do you want to continue to shoulder the responsibility of our great acts of “justice” and “mercy” and “intervention” on the countless souls who don’t even live in our borders? What can your own soul live with? Don’t we owe it to humanity to at least feel the gulf of guilt we’ve made for ourselves?

#YES. we individually are not solely responsible for harm done to the world #but get a grip. you do have a part in this. that part can at least start to protest it #I think the idea that we can only do so much had good intentions to alleviate the overwhelming horribleness of the world but #it’s time we grow up actually. and try and fix things instead of ignore them for the sake of our mental well-being #bc there’s only so much we can ignore really. we’re just treating the symptom #txt #usa hate tag #star’s stuff #dl #Jesus Christ sit with it please SIT with the fact that you are part of a nation that has killed millions of people and hurt others #in countless horrifying ways #I am of the firm belief that no one person is uniquely evil and everyone can be equally good and bad #but there is a breaching point and the United States has breached that point a hundred a thousand times over #I can really only speak for this country and Argentine on a much lesser level so this is where my criticism remains. my point of knowledge #*argentina #it begets my opinion too #I am sorry this is phrased somewhat like those angry tweets by white liberals I might delete it later. I don’t like #how they try to manufacture guilt without calls to action. I’m trying to avoid that but still

[charlattehotte]

denial is a river in egypt I probably definitely have autism, dyslexia and ocd lol

#its so frustrating trying to interact with people i swear #its even more infuriating watching my neurodivergent friends be absolute socialites next to me while i just give off the Most Hostile vibes #ever when I'm TRYING to be friendlly #i know the fucking theory of how to talk to people i KNOW THIS IN MY BRAIN why can't i DO IT #I script every goddamn interaction but i dont FOLLOW the script #I learn to do New Things by scripting and pattern recognition but jesus chbrist I must be horrible to put up with when I'm still asking how #to do simple things #I don't wanna get it WRONG jesus christ #and if I do get it wrong because someone told me wrong tha takes so much stress off me its bad but it DOES #ugh I just. dont know how I can even function in this world actually #dont get me started on how my dyslexia/dyspraxia/dyscalculia are ALL working toghether to fuck me over #:3c #oh and the ocd thing thats a whole other issue fuck

[steinwayandhissons]

why do i do this to myself every time (reading comments under am posts)

#can people just shut the FUCK up #i can’t believe they’ve taken valuable time out of their day to write the most horrible unprovoked shit #like who the fuck asked whether you don’t like their new music #jesus christ im angry #everything they do goes against them somehow and im tired of it but i know it’s not ever gonna stop #fucking assholes don’t deserve them #idk how they can just say the most hurtful spiteful not to mention rude comments about them #all they’ve done is make music and stayed true to their ideals and followed their hearts #if you don’t like something that’s fine but you don’t have to whine about it on the internet to a bunch of people who don’t give a shit #what are they thinking? that commenting hate is gonna make them change? #go touch some grass get some fucking sense knocked into you #im gonna stop now bc I’ve got myself worked up it’s just so shit that this is what they get for just existing #and trying to accommodate to stupid fuckers who need to get their heads out of their assholes

[concerto-roblox]

found pictures of me and an old friend i haven't spoken to since i was 17 this isn't gonna be good for my evening

#jesus christ i can't believe it's been that long #we were so close and then one day they just decided to stop talking to me and all our other friends #except the girl who bullied me and made my life hell #but now i don't even know if i resent them for it because i'm pretty sure they were going through something i didn't really know about #and it's been so long i can't even be bothered to hold a grudge anymore #the problem is if i wanted us to reconnect the responsibility is on my shoulders because i've changed my number since we last spoke #and i didn't have instagram or anything when i was 17 #and i just know it's not going to be how it was before because i'm so different now and there's nothing i hate more than trying #<- to build up a relationship from the beginning #and i don't even know how to go about it since it's already broken down #but i don't know if i want to lose them forever because they were one of the two people i was closest to in school #and they stuck by me when i got horribly bullied #i just don't know if i can stand the idea of trying to rebuild what we once had and failing :(( #oh my god i never normally get this emo on fucking tumblr wtf is wrong with me #anyway #how to be cringe 101

[waste-0f-spacee]

i have such an urge to overhaul and change my whole appearance but idk what to even do

#i’m so tired of feeling so ugly and disgusting #not even talking about my body #everything else #my whole aura #i need to change the way i present myself to the world #along with my face and hair #i want to cut my hair but don’t know what style to do #i want to dye it but it took me so long to get back to my natural color which i personally think is so nice #but i need a fucking CHANGE #i need to especially learn how to do makeup #i can do it good enough that i look better than without #but i need to learn how to shapeshift like all these other pretty girls #i want to be pretty so badly #i’m starting to think it’s less about my hair and makeup and more about what i have to work with #which is just a horribly plain face #ugly to me but to other people i know i’m the most basic looking woman ever #i want to be good looking jesus CHRIST

[p-0-p-3]

#i have zero idea why everyone hates me so much #i litterally dont even have a personality i just adapt to the person im talking to #i wish i wasnt a fucjing burden like jesus christ i am not even a burden like i can take care of myself #i am completely fine with myself but i chase people away #i literally have no one #like no father #i have a mom sometimes depending on her mood #and i have mark and nicole but i feel guilty putting so much trust in them #im only 20 like i am in school i cannot live by myself rn but im gonna have to figure out how ig bc apparently im a horrible roommate #HHHHHHHHHJH #im gonna literally start killing people #you think im being silly #oh im being silly alright #silly with this gd axe in my hands #my Pearl era is approaching closer and closer istg

[hamavocadosebwich]

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#everyone look away for a while i need to have a meltdown on a social media site and i would rather not do it in front of the people i know #on twitter so here we go i have too much anxiety to function and the person i currently love the most on this planet always sends me into #these anxious spirals and its horrible for my health because then i cant do anything but hyperventilate in my bed for hours like it is #unfair of me to expect everyone to accommodate to my problems but the least you could do is tell me whats wrong especially when it is #something that has to do with me like you say you love me and god fuck me you do yet you put me through this every single time and i am so #tired and exhausted and i want to not feel like a cheap sidepiece who can be tossed aside when you're done and i dont want to feel like you #are going to abandon me at any point of time and jesus fucking christ i need you to get some clarity on how you feel about me and what you #want from me because i have been there since day one but you don't know but you still feel that its your right to stop me from forming any #other relation and you leave me with my worry fears and grief for hours before you come back #and no explanation #never a fucking explanation #i love you so much and yet you make me feel like i am dying #please learn to love me back in a way that i can understand

[oldhabitsdiescrming]

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#tate.txf #vent post #vent #tw vent #listening to so long london right now and fuck. fuck! #i remember hearing it the first time and realizing i was Not as healed as i thought i was. #while my relation to it isn't through a relationship-technically-it IS about the girl who groomed the fuck out of me at 13 years old ❤️ #i was friends with her for three years and jesus fucking christ. she fucked me up in ways i'm still reeling from. #i took care of her-this grown ass adult-through everything. things no kid should be hearing about. #i was fourteen and not sleeping. when i did she would threaten to off herself because i wasn't replying. #i went HOUSE HUNTING for her. i was looking into odd jobs because i thought she needed my help. #when i finally took a mental health break after three years of carrying her sadness like a weight #she called me a monster. i was sixteen years old and watching someone who swore they loved me say the most horrible #god awful things. things i wouldn't say to the person i hated. #i had so many panic attacks over her. i would get in trouble because of how hard i fought to be there for her. i was a kid. #carrying a sadness that became my own purely because she deemed me vulnerable enough to carry the weight. #it's been years #and i am finally so. so. so angry. #i'm finally the age she was when she groomed me and i just. i don't understand. i don't understand how you can do that to a child. #im pissed off she let me give her that youth for free. im just getting color back into my face. she deserves prison but she won't get time. #i'm so angry after all this time. i wish her well. i hate her. i'm hurting. i don't understand any of it. #why was it my job to carry her up the hill? how much sadness did she think i had in me prior to her entry into my life? #i'm still afraid to talk to people. to make friends. to respond to my existing friends. #because i didn't know it was coming with her. #for a while there i'd believed i could forgive her. now i know i don't owe her that. #i am just getting color back into my face. i am mad as hell because i gave up my youth for someone who couldn't care less at the end. #oh the tragedy. #to delete #just had to finally say it somewhere.

[rogueddie]

Warmth and Safety T | 808 words Prompt for @steddielovemonth: Love is the heartbeat I can feel when I hug him

Steve knows he should be in his own hospital room. Not only so other people can visit too, but because of how his head spins as he struggles to walk down the corridor.

The white walls are too clinical, too metalic. They look nothing like the Russians underground lair, but mixed with the sharp stench of bleach and medicine? It's mixing into a cruel cocktail that has his instincts screaming for Robin.

He pushes forward, gritting his teeth and- trying- to ignore the memories trying to haunt him.

"Steve," Eddie greets, when he finally makes it through the door into his room, sounding exhausted. "What the hell, man?"

"I'm fine," Steve lies, hating how breathless he sounds. He sags into the chair next to Eddies bed, grimacing. "Just need a minute... catch my breath. There's, like, so many stairs."

Eddie is silent for a long moment, but Steve can feel his eyes boring into his head.

"What?"

"Wh- you shouldn't be here, man!" Eddie says. He sounds too exhausted for the stern tone to have any effect. "The nurses have told you already. You need to heal. You can't do that if you're dragging yourself around to... I don't know, check on us?"

"I need to make sure you're ok."

"We're in a hospital. We're as ok as we can get."

"I get that, but..."

The clock chimes, the earth rumbling as the town reads apart, Dustin's screams...

"Yeah, I know," Eddie sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I understand, alright? But you need to cut this shit out."

"I can't."

"Steve-"

"I need to know that you're alive. I need to know. It's not enough to hear that you're ok, I need to see it. I need to, Eds."

"Jesus Christ," he throws his head back, sighing heavy and dramatically.

But then he lifts his head, smirking a little as he opens an arm out towards him, beckoning him closer.

"Come here, big boy, let me give you a hug."

Steve rolls his eyes, but he does as he told, standing up so he was shuffle to the bed.

"You don't have to say it all creepy, man, you'll give me ideas."

"Promise?" Eddie wiggles his eyebrows. But his playfulness quickly morphs into exasperation again when he huffs out, "just sit down, Steve, come on, come here."

It takes a lot of gesturing and, eventually, slight man handling, but eventually Eddie gets Steve to lay down next to him. He tugs Steve's head down so his ear is resting on his chest and, with some hesitation, he curls an arm around Eddie's waist.

He can feel his heartbeat, thumping against his ear, matching the beeping of the monitor.

"There," Eddie mumbles, brushing his fingers down Steve's spine. "Better, right?"

"... yeah."

His heart is pounding, almost as much as Eddie's is. It's only a little reassuring that Eddie is just as nervous as him- he can only hope it's for the same reason.

"You need to take care of yourself too," Eddie continues. "Who's gonna run around after those brats of you don't heal right? Me? I'm a bad influence, Stevie, you know I'll make 'em worse."

"You'd do great, they love you."

"Noooo," he squeezes Steve a little tighter, whining as high as he can get his voice to go. "Please, I'm begging, I'll go insane if I have to deal with them alone!"

"Now you know how I feel."

"God, I wish I didn't," Eddie sighs, turning serious again so fast that Steve feels like he's getting whiplash. "This whole thing is fucked. Those kids are only, like, fifteen."

Steve hesitates for a moment, before whispering, "I was sixteen, when this all started. Back in 83.x

"Jesus."

"Yeah, it's... I don't know. Like, I know it's horrible, but I like it when it's like this. Everyone in one place, knowing that there's doctors and shit nearby."

"That's not horrible. You know they're being cared for."

"Yeah, but it's worse this time. Like... I keep thinking that one day I'll wake up and we won't have made it. This will be some stupid dream and you and Max..."

"We're still here," Eddie brings a hand up to his head, brushing his hair back. "You can feel it, right? I'm right here. We're not going anywhere."

Steve nods, closing his eyes so he can focus on Eddie's heartbeat.

"You know I love seeing you, right? Just... at least get a wheelchair or something. Please?"

Something is his chest cracks at how Eddie's voice breaks, how pained and desperate he sounds.

"Ok. I can do a wheelchair."

"Good. You start taking care of yourself and we can do this everyday."

"Promise?"

"Yeah," Eddie whispers, hand finally coming to a stop, cupping his cheek. "Yeah, I promise. Whenever and for however long you need. I'll be right here."

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steddie fic #ficlet #nav.slm

[helluva-daughter]

So let's talk about Vivziepop's designing skills!

The amount of sadness I feel when I see Vivziepop's designs of the demons in Helluva Boss is impossibly high

Simply comparing them from where she is pulling from feels like looking at a newborn compared to a grandma. Now let's go through them!

Lucifer

Viv's Lucifer, a popular depiction of Lucifer ("The Fallen Angel" by Alexandre Cabanel), and one with Jesus ("The Temptation of Christ" by Ary Scheffer)

You can see a big difference in a lot, as you can see Lucy (which will be Viv's version) has well. Clothing but we can give her a pass for that as I don't think Youtube would be fine with an animated dick on screen. Another thing is his lack of wings, bat-like or feathered along with blonde instead of red curled hair and yellow eyes instead of the blue Lucifer has in The Fallen Angel.

But what I see as the biggest thing is Lucy's lack of muscles! In both of these depictions I have chosen Lucifer appears muscular whilst Lucy has Viv's favorite smile and body shape.

Asmodeus

Here we have Viv's Asmodeus (Ozzie) and Asmodeus from Collin de Plancy's "Dictionnaire Infernal"

I will give Viv major props, I LOVE Ozzie's design. If we removed the feathers, made his head bigger, and some small things it would be AMAZING! But comparing it to Asmodeus it's... wooo.... very different.

First you can see is Asmodeus does not look conventionally attractive with his strange old man face, elf ears, bull head, ram head, serpent tail, and literal chicken legs. Ozzie does have the 2 heads on his shoulders (just very small) and a tail (not a serpent one) but other than that the similarities end. Though I do think taking Asmodeus the direction to being physically attractive to most people was a good way to go.

A personal nit pick is the clear lack of a BADASS DRAGON. Yes, Asmodeus has a BADASS DRAGON. On his little Dictionnaire Infernal image he's sitting on a BADASS DRAGON which he holds a banner as he rides. Viv you could have made Fizz a cool dragon demon! Make him look LESS like Blitz's twin brother and more like something that related to the Ars Goetia canon.

Beelzebub

Now this is Viv's Beelzebub and a fly-like Beelzebub (Beelzebul) (I've left out the more manly versions of Beelzebub to keep it fair as Beelzebub is a woman)

So a big thing we can see is Beelzebub is a furry whilst Beelzebul is a straight up fly, taking the term "Lord of the Flies" much more seriously. Now comparing these two is basically impossible minus their wings and extra arms. Now with them looking nothing alike I'll put some of my own personal critique's in.

One, Beelzebub's hair and tail makes me want to vomit. It's constantly moving thus every frame it must be moved which is HORRIBLE on an animation stand point. Two, Her clothes. A direct quote from the Helluva Boss wiki says "Beelzebub represents the animal tamer/animal shows" when her clothing looks like that it's hard to believe. If it was casual clothes? Okay I'd believe that but it being her debut episode wouldn't you want her in her normal clothes? And that's ignoring her magical disappearing bra... is that just an arm strap? Three, the ear thing. God the ear thing! Viv said they were supposed to appear like beehives... girl what beehives have you been seeing? Maybe she meant honeycomb? Still I see zero resemblance.

Mammon

Here we have Viv's Mammon, Mammon (Mam) from the painting "The Worship of Mammon" by Evelyn De Morgan, and Mammon (Mon) from Collin de Plancy's "Dictionnaire Infernal"

As we can see Mammon looks like the Teen Titans Go Robin mixed with a Christmas tree, the Christmas theming is quite clever I'll give Viv that. Christmas is a time of greedily taking all that is given to you through gifts. Now I could complain about how Mammon is poor rep for a fat character and simply is a widened version of her normal body type but I already made a post about that

But comparing him to Mam and Mon? Nothing similar. Mam we can see appears like a very large naked buff dark skinned man whilst Mon is a freakish old man with wide eyes and tattered clothes. Mammon shares zero similarities to either of them.

Another thing is Mammon's monster form... I believe everybody has seen it and hochie momma it is HORRIBLE! From the screenshots I've seen we don't see all of it but he's clearly intended to be a spider of sorts which is great! Spiders can often be seen with 6 flies trapped on their web being hoarded for later but Viv seems to have taken the lazy route of extra legs and 2 extra set of eyes. Anthro spiders can be so so SO cool but I feel scammed. Stolen from. My life savings have been taken by this shitty design.

Paimon

Here we have Vivziepop's Paimon and Paimon (Paimonia) from Collin de Plancy's "Dictionnaire Infernal"

As we can see they appear nothing alike minus the crown and odd chicken legs though Paimon lacks the camel that Paimonia has. Paimonia also has a feminine face and a humanoid body, nothing like Paimon. Though I personally think Paimon's design is stunning what made Viv connect the two, is it because the Goetia family is intended to all be ripped from the Ars Goetia? I feel though that Paimon's design takes as much as it can from Paimonia while making him look related to Stolas but why does he need to be named Paimon?

Stolas

Here we have Vivzie's Stolas and Stolas (Stolos) from Collin de Plancy's "Dictionnaire Infernal"

So, I have a lot of issues with Stolas's design, it's ugly first of all but compared to Stolos's cute yet shocked wide eyes and charming little beak it's even more obvious how ugly it is.

First, Stolos is shown as an owl (but also is described as a Raven). which Viv got right along with keeping his crown and odd horn-like feathers. However, I believe making Stolas that skinny doesn't follow the model of most owls as they can be pretty fluffy and plump. Even Stolos has a round fluffy chest that trails into his comically long legs.

Second, that cape is very horrifying but not in a good way. Nobody wants to animate a cape with that many rips! Even if they don't have to be precise. Also, why do his buttons have no lineart when everything else around it has lineart? I have the same issue with Blitz's design and his random chest orbs.

Feel free to put in your own reblogs and replies with your opinions! You can also send in asks with designs from HH or HB that aren't linked to previously existing designs unlike these fellows and I'll throw in my personal thoughts.

-Mod Paimon

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