#jen’s hot takes

[lashton-is-my-drug]

The video for “Older” was announced yesterday. But there’s something I noticed after fans pointed it out about what Luke is wearing.

Me thinks the song/video for “Older” might actually be about Luke and Ash, or at least tied (hehe) to them in someway.

The red bandana/tie around each of their necks.

The official 5sos account drew attention to Ash’s bandana for the Me Myself & I video.

Red bandana for Lashton “Fully Invested” Skit

Red tie (Luke remarks that he’s wearing it) which Luke wore for the Royal Albert Hall show.

Hot takes.

#hot takes #jen’s hot takes #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #ashton 5sos #luke hemmings #luke 5sos #ashton fletcher irwin #luke robert hemmings #lashton #older #me my shelf and i #red bandana #red tie #lashton hemwin #lashton is real #everything I do is connected #ashton irwin tweets #2022 #bandana #neck tie #royal albert hall #the feeling of falling upwards #lgbt #lgbt 🏳️‍🌈 #gay #luke and ashton #lgbtq

[earlgodwin]

CESARE BORGIA + CATERINA SFORZA "It is touchy material to begin with because it’s seduction, but it’s also power play and they’re sex scenes, but they’re not love scenes. It’s about who’s in control and letting the other one be on top of the situation. So yeah, she was great."

#here you go anon!! #ok i can't lie they're so hot too #not to insert juan but... #i still believe caterina and juan should've hatefucked as well after all the intense tension at forli i take no criticism <3 #cesare and caterina #the borgias #cesare borgia #caterina sforza #gina mckee #francois arnaud #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramacentral #tvedit #tvarchive #cinemapix #televisongifs #filmtvdaily #weloveperioddrama #by jen

[thedragonhermit]

As a lesbian, I am allowed 1 (one) fictional man to hyperfixate on, and that man has become Leon S. Kennedy.

That’s a joke, obviously (not the fixating on Leon part), but man, there’s just something about a character who starts off bright eyed and determined to help people/save lives/be a hero who goes through a traumatic event and comes out scowling and sarcastic and grumpy, and yet STILL is determined to help people/save lives/be a hero.

He’s been through a lot of awfulness and his one-liners have become more snarky, but deep down he’s still kindhearted and nice.

He’s also stupid enough to bring you to tears and his pretty hair gives you gender envy 😔

#only downside is older leon looks like the keith urban version of dante from dmc and I’m cursed to never unsee it #and yet I want to consume any and all resident evil media with him in it #also not to spout hot takes in the tags but he is not a himbo #he’s stupid and strong enough but also too sad and too twinkish ahbxhdbxhsb #maybe being a lesbian negates my opinion but that’s my opinion #resident evil #leon s kennedy #re leon #jen talks

[uno-flavored]

insomniac leo is real (its me) (this is a joke) (kinda)

#jen central #we have some sorta sleep disorder #idk wht but its worse for me bc i have extra energy #so its harder for me to fall asleep #unless im depressed #also our host??? is mia??? for a hot minute??? #i have suspicions 😒😒😒 #noa come home i miss you and im stuck alone in front again #ill spend 100$ again im taking our bank account hostage #ALLLL FOR CANDY #born to be a cohost forced to be ALOOONE

[minijenn]

Yall out here acting like you want me to marathon the Pixar movies until I get to Toy Story 4 and defend it with my life while in the same breath saying Soul was Lame Actually

#Toy Story 4 is better than 3 I will die on this damn hill #I am the only person on planet earth who thinks that and I will continue to think that #I have so many Pixar hot takes I don’t think yall are ready for them #here’s another monsters inc is overrated #and so is inside out #Dreamworks is easy bc I agree with everyone about everything except httyd3 #Pixar is much more decisive and I will not hesitate to say mean things about movies people love #Jen rambles #be careful what you wish for

[hclluvahctel-a]

apparently none of my tags WORK ANYMORE SO GUESS IM REDOING THEM

#alastor | 002 | you're never fully dressed without a smile ﹆ vis. #angel | 002. | i'm a pretty boy i'm stunning ﹆ vis. #ozzie | 002. | i'm the most beautiful man in the world ﹆ vis. #barbie wire | 002. | she's a motherfucking killer queen ﹆ vis. #beelzebub | 002. | sweet as apple pie i can't help but shine ﹆ vis. #blitzo | 002. | hot girls we have problems too ﹆ vis. #cash | 002. | sick of all these people talking sick of all this noise ﹆ vis. #charlie | 002. | let's face it i'm cute ﹆ vis. #chaz | 002. | i take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away ﹆ vis. #crimson | 002. | been spending most my life living in a gangsta's paradise ﹆ vis. #fizz | 002. | baby i'm the reason why hell's so hot ﹆ vis. #husk | 002. | wicked old soul nowhere left to go ﹆ vis. #jen | 002. | i'm a 32 year old ladyyyyy ﹆ vis. #jesse | 002. | you made the mistake of understimatin' me ﹆ vis. #loona | 002. | big bad bitch i'm the baddest ﹆ vis. #lucifer | 002. | sinners one sinners all it's always prettiest after the fall ﹆ vis. #millie | 002. | i can feel the flames on my skin crimson red paint on my lips ﹆ vis. #moxxie | 002. | my name's blurryface and i care what you think ﹆ vis. #octavia | 002. | came and stole away the light and put it in my eyes ﹆ vis. #rizz | 002. | i could destroy you with my crazy fucking robot body ﹆ vis. #stella | 002. | don't i look nice batting my eyes isnt it pure perfection? ﹆ vis. #stolas | 002. | owl in a cage you show your age ﹆ vis. #striker | 002. | i'm a dead man walking hell's at my door ﹆ vis. #vaggie | 002. | gotta be so cold to make it in this world ﹆ vis. #val | 002. | call me sir call me daddy call me ceo ﹆ vis. #vortex | 002. | won't see me comin' at the door before you even blink ﹆ vis. #vox | 002. | don't overthink this look in my eye don't be scared don't be shy ﹆ vis.

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

Thinking about how people seem to forget in parks and rec that Jen literally whines about wanting to get to go home and while doing so is on her knees so she can bury her head into her arms on the desk in this essay I will prove without a doubt that in that moment she would have loved for nothing more than a loving partner to baby and pamper her.

#listen listen that scene made switch brain go brrrrrrrrrrr big time #jennifer barkley #jen barkley #parks and rec #also actually I don't have energy to debate this so I will be ignoring everyone else's hot takes #i will read them and probably agree but don't expect a response unless you say something to feed this particular take

[l0v3tast3]

ohheemgee ok ok so, fav cod man?? ૮꒰ྀི ⸝⸝´∩∩`⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

im like 99% sure this is the hardest question i've ever had to answer in my life oh my goodness ( ◕▿◕ ) hmmst well i think number 1 spot is tied between john price and könig and then ghost is up there too im too indecisive i want them all ヾ(´∀`* )

#— ask! #— lilly speaks! ♡ #— jen moot! ♡ #i just. they're all so hot #i want them all #i definitely can't take them but god would i try

[stevesnailbat]

i just think…some people take shipping way too seriously

#specifically with a ship i will not name that has a lot of fans that hate the main character of this show for some reason #like. they r literally kids in a fictional show why are you getting so defensive when someone says they’re not endgame #these things should be fun and not so serious ? #maybe that’s a hot take but #jen talks too much

[serostuffsmh]

House husband!Kai lets the cat licks his forehead till it's shiny

I bet he doesn’t even know it’s happening. He’ll just be taking a nap and then when he wakes up he just sees

#nah I bet he looses his mind #gotta throw the cat out and take a blistering hot shower #admin jen asks #kai rambling #househusband au

[jenniferstolzer]

The pilot for Saban Moon has been found and man...

I am kind of obsessed with it? I want to draw anime-style fanart of these sailors. They need to be canon in some degree. Where's our crossover fanfiction?

#jen blogs life #is this a hot take? #I just love crap sometimes #like I love crap but I also love crap #and this is awful

[lashton-is-my-drug]

“Best Friends” The way that 5SOS place importance and appreciate their fans they included a song, even if it was towards the end of creating 5SOS5, for us to sing back at their shows. It’s written to celebrate the strong bond the guys have together, and the bond we have with the guys, and we can celebrate our own friends, as well..

Why would they willingly associate themselves who do anything to interfere with this dynamic/bond…?

#jen’s hot takes #hot takes #think critically #don’t just accept what you’re shown #best friends #5sos with fans #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #ashton 5sos #luke hemmings #luke 5sos #michael clifford #michael 5sos #calum hood #calum 5sos

[blue-unifox]

Man, I really should've played Transistor sooner

This is just everything that speaks to my artist bone, the stunning hand-painted visuals, the cutscenes, the modern influences, the light, the composition - this has it all! And all that is just scratching the surface why this game is a masterpiece

I don't really like sci-fi settings all that much, but Transistor managed to make it something magical, give this world a soul, so to speak, even the machines feel alive and organic (maybe because they partially are)

Really, everything there just breathes style, beauty, and it all comes together in the perfect symphony of aestheticism

That is not to say other sgg games don't have their own style, mind you, but Transistor is something so incredibly unique that I doubt anything is going to compare

Not to mention the deep story that, in its core, is pretty simple, it is about how love overcomes broken society and prevails no matter what

But it works so well that you can write just paragraphs analyzing it

And in tandem with music, everything comes together perfectly that it steals your breath away

Ok, I think I'm done waxing poetics about this game (for now)

#rambles #hot take but i think transistor is the best sgg game yet #doesnt mean its my favorite or that other games are bad #but just the way everything *fits* #nothing is out of place or could be left out if needed #maybe just bc im looking at it as an artist first and player second #you can agree that the gameplay of transistor is very unique as well #and its nice to play esp for people who like planning over the knee-jerk reaction #although it has that too #also wow im not grossed out by the straight couple?? #well tbh all the sgg straight couples are wholesome or at least dont make it all a bad experience #well excluding how jodi and iggy interact in pyre sorry guys but the fan version is leagues better #i wont stop posting abt pyre ofc but i just thought to shake things up a bit :] #also this just solidified that sgg is my favorite game company #like those people are CRAZY logan with his voice ashley with her singing darren with his music jen with her beautiful beautiful art #okok ill shut up now have a nice evening

[miabucky]

i’m just curious why we as a society don’t call jensen ackles nicknames like jennie more often. like it’s one step away from jen (which we also don’t use enough). jackles this jackles that. i am not above calling a grown up man jenna. don’t fuck w me

#js #this is my hot take #spn #jen #mine

[jeonqkooks]

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#just putting this out there #but has anyone noticed that i’ve started shifting to a new style of gfx #which kinda looks more minimalistic with subtle details #idk that’s what i’m into lately and what i’m making for myself now #i’d love to start doing that for fic banners too when i take requests but idk if that fits y’all’s taste 🤔 #that’s why the banners i make for requests still look different to the gfx i make for myself bc idk if people would be into my style 🤔 #idk !! musings while i sit in the park on my lunch break drinking a hot latte on a 30-degree day #jen rambles

[the-blind-assassin-12]

Oooooh that would actually be so much fun! Just drop the beginning and see where it goes. It would be utter chaos and I think that would be so much fun to watch.

I have made thr mistake of starting a huge epic fic from the start, as it's been several years since I started reading it. It's about 557k total. And it's amazing, it really is, but also... so many words.

It would be insane hahahaha. You’d have one person pouring on the angst and handing off to someone else who uses liberal sprinklings of fluff and then the next thing you know all the characters are banging because a smut writer got the potato next. 🤣🤣 I feel like Dieter would be a prime candidate.

Also … holy hotdogs, 557 thousand words?! That’s all of them. That’s all the words. Omg my brain hurts thinking about sustaining a plot for that long. That is an endeavor. That’s like… 4 full novels. Damn. 😳 WAIT. Is it finished? Or is it ongoing?? 👀

#that’s so many words 😳 #a hot potato story really would take so many turns #the most insane group project ever #… so who wants to start it? 🤭 #thanks jen #writeforfandoms