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novantinuum · 2 days
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happy wormiversary! !!!!! (4 years since emergence of Specialist Boy)
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chradi · 1 year
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Feeling normal about blood magic in this chili’s tonight
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minijenn · 10 months
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Why isn’t Zelda allowed to have anything nice? 
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samgelina-jolie · 1 year
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this is how I imagine Eddie talking about Steve in @morganbritton132 and other tiktok aus
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late-to-the-party-81 · 8 months
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Just in case anyone is in any doubt (and cos I wanna test the censors)
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
Your value is not defined by your genitals but by how you treat others, especially those who are having a tougher time than you are.
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copias-juicebox · 6 months
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Why didn‘t i realize sooner?
The empire is built. And the next thing that is going to happen is the fall. Because everything is circular… cyclic… cyclical..
Gah you know history repeats itself and every empire that is built falls it‘s just a matter of time.
Guys THE EMPIRE IS GONNA FALL!!!!
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angrymac · 9 months
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MAC WAITS ON YOU HAND AND FOOT, DENNIS. IF YOU ASK HIM TO GET YOU SOFT SHELL CRABS, HE’S GOING TO GET YOU SOFT SHELL CRABS. THE WHOLE THING WAS SO UNNECESSARY THAT HE MUST’VE HAD ANOTHER MOTIVATION TO DO IT HMM? WHAT THE FUCK HA HA HA I AM LOSING MY MIND
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gleeincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Reading the end of “they both die at the end” like
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dramalets · 6 months
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I’m sorry, I’m gonna be a Ray apologist until the day I die. Should our sadness negatively effect those around us, probably not, does the shit way his friends treat him somewhat deserve his chaotic brand of sadness? Yes.
Mew’s preaching at him in the bathroom about how he’ll be dead by thirty if he doesn’t stop. Nobody is giving him any reasons to stop Mew. You all constantly talk like you’ve already given up on him, it’s not surprising that he’s already given up on himself.
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jawritter · 1 year
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Valintines day is upon us friends... and I'm stuck thinking about this pretty fucker....
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I mean, come on, it's THEIR fault he turned out this way! They ran to the g*ddamn truck and left poor Tom behind to die!
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Poor, tortured, unbelievably sexy fucker...
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I'm unapologetically a Tom apologist. I mean just look at him! He could tie my ass up and rip my heart out, and I'd thank his ass for it!
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Sure... he might be a little... unhinged....
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But give me a wounded, possibly mentally unstable soldier any day, I'll take my chances...
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withleeknow · 4 months
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got a new tattoo !!!!! 😭😭😭 feels like people would appreciate it more on this blog 🥹
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novantinuum · 2 months
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y'know, given how Steven KNOWINGLY chose to invite Pearl along on his and Greg's little Empire City vacation hoping to nudge them into a situation where they could finally work things out, him having that awkward little line of showing off his gem and saying "and don't forget Mom :DDDD" was ABSOLUTELY an intentional decision
the little mans was TRYING to drag up their little rift so they'd finally fucking talk about it oh my god Steven, idk whether to congratulate you or call you a master manipulator uhjfnsdjhg
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chradi · 1 year
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*Biting off drywall*
Why are they making Knives some fucking overpowered freak 🫠
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minijenn · 4 months
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So anyway, speaking of Dreamlight Valley, last night i had a dream about it except it was Dreamworks instead of Disney and here's what I remember about that fucking monstrosity:
Shrek is the first villager you unlock naturally, and every time you hang out with him, that shitty midi version of All Star plays in the background
Donkey is there too and he offers to make you waffles (he never does)
Fiona was also there. That is all I remember about Fiona
Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws were villagers but their house was almost always inaccessible, mostly because i presume there were in there having crazy cat sex at all times
Will Smith Fish from Shark Tale moved in but immediately died because he just appeared in the plaza and had no water so he flopped around until he died thank god
The two dudes from El Dorado were there and were roommates and I thought that was pretty gay but where the fuck was Chel
Every Hour on the Hour King Julian from Madagascar showed up in the plaza and hosted a Mandatory Dance Party
Barry B Benson from Bee Movie was there but every time you spoke to him he would quote the Bee Movie Script in its entirety before getting to any actual quest dialogue
Instead of Remy's restaurant, Po from Kung Fu Panda hosted a dojo where he teaches you to beat the fuck out of any villagers you don't like
Hiccup and Astrid were there and were roommates (Good for them, they're canonically married after all) and so was Toothless but he was Concerningly Off Model I was scared
Megamind was there. That is all I remember about Megamind.
The Penguins of Madagascar weren't technically villagers but they kept showing up all over the valley to spy on me
Boss Baby showed up at one point and I kicked his ass thanks to the kung fu Po taught me
The game ended when Moses from Prince of Egypt showed up and called upon God to smite the village and my game cartrige caught fire irl
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samgelina-jolie · 1 year
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That one scene in HIMYM where Marshall makes a bet with Barney that he can get Lily's number bc Barney doesn't know they're already together but Steddie.
Eddie's bandmates are joking around after a show about how Eddie never pulls after any of their gigs and Eddie is pretending to be offended when someone catches his eye. Steve is sitting at the bar, and Eddie immediately comes up with a plan.
He points Steve out and says "What about if i tried hitting on him? Think he'd go for me?". Ofc the bandmates all recognise him as King Steve and theyre like "not a chance." So Eddie makes a bet that he could totally get Steve to agree to go out with him. He walks up to him and the bandmates watch, expressions quickly changing from smug to shocked, when after only like 1 minute of conversation Steve pulls him in for a kiss.
A month later Eddie admits what actually happened and that they've been dating for like a year. Gareth is still annoyed about how convinced he was that Eddie was actually some kind of sex God.
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jeonqkooks · 2 months
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ok ! just watched the Love Wins All mv and i almost burst into tears bc what the Fuck . give him back the fuck 😭
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