I have been asked who my favourite character in TMA is. They all expect me to answer with my favourite member of the main cast, or at least someone mentioned more than three times. I've defaulted to answering that Jared Hopworth or Melanie are my favourites.
It's a lie.
My TRUE favourite character is MOTHERFUCKING JORDAN KENNEDY. I FIND SO LITTLE CONTENT FOR HIM THAT IT'S SAD.
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Who be up jareding they hopworths
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Jared being homophobic is so funny to me like out of all the reasons you could have had to make a mocking comment you choose homophobia and it didn’t work bc they were actually gay
"Whos this then? Your boyfriend?"
"Yes actually"
"Oh" mission failed successfully
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I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"
Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe
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Giving up two ribs for a rescue and information….only Jon-
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HEY BABES so I was relistening to tma s4 and I couldn't help but notice how.. uhm...
THE WEB SENT JARED HOPWORTH REPEATED LETTERS WITH A NAME AND AN ADDRESS OF WHERE TO ATTACK SO JON COULD GET THE FLESH MARK?????
uhmmmmmmmm sounds familiar??? huh lena?? huh gwen?? thats a cool letter you send to your externals, huh?? so you can control the horrors??? on your little website software?? huh??
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rip Jared and all of his fucked up plants </333, he would have loved Body by mother mother
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Who be up jareding they hopworths
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