Jake: They didn’t have to hurt cabinet man like that :( They didn’t need to take his quarters.. we’re already in a time of inflation & crisis
Jane, who was just awoken by Jake: Jake. Sweetheart. It’s 4 in the morning. GO TO SLEEP.
Jake: But the cabinet dwelling fellow mustve been nice! mr ciceriega said so!
Jane: GO TO SLEEP.
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jake <> jane realness AND NOBODY SEES MY VISION
Jane Crocker and Jake English from Homestuck are moirails!
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My thoughts on Homestuck ships (Updated)
So, over a year ago, I rated Homestuck ships. And my opinions have changed since then. So yeah, here we go
John<3Rose: 5/10 Still don't have an opinion
John<3Dave: 5/10 Again, still don't have an opnion
John<3Jade: 0/10 The fact that they are siblings and that this is gross as hell remains unchanged
Rose<3Dave: 0/10 same as John and Jade
Dave<3Jade: 7/10 It still has potential
Jane<3Jake: 1/10 The epilogues still exist
Jake<3Dirk: 5/10 uhhhh
Rose<3Kanaya: 7/10 I still don't ship this as much as other people, but it's still good. Also, I enjoy the drama in HS2
Dave<3Karkat: 4/10 Same as Rose and Kanaya, but leaning towards the negative because of the below ship
Karkat<3Terezi: 8/10 *deeper sigh*
Terezi<>Vriska: 3/10 Discovering that I love Karezi has made me hate this a lot more than I should.
Terezi<3<Gamzee: 1/10 Gamzee still is an abusive piece of crap. That's all there is to say
Gamzee<3Tavros: 5/10 Still have no opinion besides Gamzee being weird
Tavros<3<Vriska: 2/10 [Insert point that millions of other people have made]
Vriska<3<Eridan: 5/10 No opinion!
Eridan<3<Feferi: 9/10 Still interesting to me.
Sollux<3Feferi: 4/10 Aradia is better for Sollux than Feferi.
Eridan<3<Sollux: 2/10 Why
Sollux<3Aradia: 10/10 This is still my otp. I will wait for the day that the HS2 update where Aradia returns to Sollux comes. You're not convincing me otherwise.
Aradia<3<Equius: 3/10 Equius is still a creep
Equius<>Nepeta: 10/10 still the epitome of a good pale relationship!
Nepeta<3Karkat: 3/10 Frick off, Nepeta
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Toxic Homestuck Tournament
Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man.
Proproganda for erifef under cut.
Erifef: it’s an utter classic. what two other characters get grossly misinterpreted just on their own besides vriska? asshole seadweller + asshole seadweller = hours of fun! these fish will tear each other apart emotionally and i am here for it.
This part wasn't proproganda, but it feels like it should be included, "let my girl feferi “some trolls are more equal than other trolls” peixes be as shitty as she is in canon. they both got woobified in fanon (i don’t know the state of fandom opinion now tbf) but i’m tired of it. not really a classic Toxic ship but that’s because no one shares my vision" thank you for this take stranger!
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You can easily draw parallels between the pre- and post scratch human universes. For example, both have a twink with asymmetrical buckteeth and tetragonal glasses who both a short plump lady and a gay as fuck Strider have fallen horn over heels for. Meanwhile, the fourth person, who is a trans girl, is in love with the Strider, even though she much more belongs with her universe's short plump lady. It's a pretty basic literary device.
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