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nofangirltoobignofandomtoosmall · 4 months

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i wrote a 70 page nightmare time script starring peter spankoffski for my friend and here are some of my favorite parts

part 2

script

it took so long and i had so much fun ill probably post more screenshots when the bitch(i love you) reads it for the first time

#max jagerman is obsessed with the movie Surfs Up.#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #max jagerman #grace chasity #michie #jagerschitz #lautski #nightmare time #starkid #its 1 am help me

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notanerdyprude · 5 months

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michie but frenemies. michie but after waylon place (provided max doesnt die) they have a rivalry. max calls him shit-lips and richie fires back with “jager-bitch”. richie helps max study and calls him a fucking idiot the whole time. then they kiss.

#michie #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #jagerschitz #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #michie as is canon is toxic and not healthy #michie in my head is absolutely delightful

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littlesilentrebel · 4 months

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so i drew something

(dont repost-reblogs are appreciated!)

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lillazyboithings · 4 months

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I’ve become aware you know of the character accounts, so can I please request (if you have drawing requests open) that moment between the Max and Richie account where Max kabedons Richie? (It chemically altered my brain omg)

I hope that you know that it has also chemically altered my brain in the middle of the night

#i actually had a kabedon michie before but it's only the side profile #so this is my first time doign this kind of shit #GRAHHHH #noodleanswers #anonymous #michie #max x richie #richie x max #jagerschitz #max jägerman #richie lipschitz #npmd

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animangalover-writes · 5 months

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Michie nation and Richie lovers, whats the general consensus on the whole "Paul is Richies uncle and he lives with him" headcanon? Like why doesn't he live with his parents? I'm curious what you all think.

This goes for Pete and Ted too, if you're like me and imagine them living together and not with their parents.

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icetobes · 6 months

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i could’ve been calling michie ‘jagerschitz’ this whole time ?!?!?

#it’s so funny #JAGERSCHITZ #!?!?!?#nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #npmd #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #michie #richie lipschitz #starkid

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im-not-a-l0ser · 6 months

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Hey, so do yall remember that fic idea I talked about a lil bit ago, about Max being in love with Richie pre-transition, and then falling in love with him post transition without him even knowing? Yeah, so I wrote a prologue

Sorry if you don't wanna be tagged, I'm just tagging those who seemed most interested: @boykisserbunny @petes-5yr-cocoa @chaosbrinker @inprisonforsparkling

I didn't decide on a deadname for him, so I hope the way I wrote it is okay.

TW- Bullying, icky behaviour, ghosting(?)

It all started with her.

She's the reason Max ever got violent in the first place.

"Stupid fuckin nerd!" Max once heard. He didn't think much of it. People got bullied every day.

"That's kind of a-an oxymoron, don't you think?" He heard a meek voice say.

Fuck. If some motherfucker was messing with her, Max was gonna break some bones.

"Who're you callin a moron!"

"No, that's not— Eep!" A familiar squeak echoed through the halls before the sound of a fist splatting against the concrete wall rang out.

Max turned the corner.

She was pressed against the wall, although it mostly seemed to be hwr doing at this point, she'd definately been bracketed there before. Despite hearing only one voice, there were three guys. One of them was clutching his hand.

"That's it, you fuckin smartass—"

"Hey!" Max yelled. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"We're just teaching this nerd a lesson," One of the guys said. "She shouldn't be such a nerdy prude," He said, running his hand down her arm for a second before she shoved it off.

"Fuck off," She grumbled. She was behaving like this wasn't unfamiliar for her.

"Yeah," Max said. "Fuck off." The third guy laughed.

"Or what?" He asked. "Dunno if you noticed, but it's one on three."

She threw her hands up slightly, annoyed.

Technically, she's the one who initiated it.

She swung her backpack as hard as she could into his groin, immediately sending him groaning on the ground.

She smiled for a second before the second guy went for her. She squeaked again before crouching down.

Nothing to worry about though. He was quickly knocked away by Max, as well as the first guy, just in case he wanted to try something again.

"Nice one by the way," Max said as she stood back up. She dusted herself off and swung her bag over her shoulder.

"Thanks for the help," She said.

She always did that. She never thanked him for saving her, never acted helpless. She wasn't helpless. She just wasn't enough on her own. Max completed that.

After that, Max left her side even less. Apparently it wasn't the first time it'd happened. In fact, it seemed like that'd been a reoccurring thing for weeks now. Not anymore, if Max had anything to do with it. Which he would.

Despite not dating, not wanting people to think they're dating, and constantly fighting the accusations that they're dating, Max would swing his arm around her shoulders now to make sure that other guys knew she was spoken for.

Not that she was. He just hoped it was enough to protect her if he wasn't around.

He gave her official and explicit permission to claim they were dating if she so needed to, like if she was being pursued by someone she didn't like and they wouldn't take no for an answer.

Unfortunately, for some people that just got their motor running more.

In those situations, Max advised that she fought them off as well as she could, and called him as soon as she thought they'd be too much for her alone. He'd drop anything to be there for her.

Max didn't see her the entire last week of eighth grade. He was getting worried. He'd ask around, but people would tease him, saying he should know, since they were dating, and that she finally decided to off herself.

That second one hit too close to home.

He went to her house a week into summer, after many text messages and a warning that he was going to do so.

A man answered the door. He kind of looked like her, in a vague way, but Max knew this wasn't her dad.

"I'm here to see..."

"Uh," The guy started, looking confused. "I don't know anyone with that name. Sorry."

"You... what?" Max asked, his brain breaking. He was already so close to the edge.

Two weeks with no contact at all. It was starting to scare him more than he was okay with.

"I've never heard that name before. Sorry," He said. "That's my last name, Matthews. But that's all I got."

"No, sh-she lives here. She's always lived here!" Max tried to lunge forward into the house, but the man blocked him.

"I think you should leave now, young man," He said.

Max yelled her name until his voice hurt, and the man managed to push him away long enough to shut and lock the door.

He banged on it for a while before giving up.

He sat on the porch for a while before working up the energy and motivation to leave.

What happened to her... it was like she disappeared off the face of the earth and no one even cared or noticed.

That had to have been her uncle or big brother or something, they had the same last name! How was this fair, where had she gone!

She was Max’s only real friend. His only true friend. Sure, the football team and the basketball team, but she knew more about his life and feelings than they ever would.

Not to mention, he only hung out with them out of necessity, especially the ones that had tried to hurt her.

Without her, what was even the point of trying to be decent.

In all honesty, Max liked the fear he generated. He liked that he could look at someone the right way and make them flinch. He liked knowing he could protect her.

He needed to show her that. He did his best, while still showing he could take care of her.

Okay, sure. Maybe the accusations and the lies were right, Max was in love with her.

A lot of good that did him now.

#using her the same way they use him for god #please give me feedback #i love feedback #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #i love richie #michie #trans richie lipschitz #jon matteson #will branner #might not continue idk #i wrote this instead of sleeping #i wrote this at 1 am #im gonna go to sleep now #jagerschitz #max x richie

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dailyhatchetfield · 16 days

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day 55 - heart eyes

#daily post #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz #michie #jagerski #jagerschitz #spankoffman #double feature today chat [flexing emoji] couldnt decide which version i wanted to do so i did. both !#unsure which version of max/peter is more popular so i used. both that i could think of

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spirngakawening · 5 months

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Context: there's the michie idea of making Dirty Girl into Max's fantasy about Richie and I was thinking about how that would work and then I was like wait. Okay. With minor alterations, Rich can sing Max's lines to Max. But Grace's lines are left as is. Make it the full toxic jägercule

So here is a list of ship names I brainstormed for the cursed grace/max/richie ship agsidshshfkp

Jägercule

Unholy Trinity

Graxie

Grichax

Michity

Jagerschitzity

Jagershistity

Chagerschitz

Chaschitzman

Lipityman

Jagerlipity