#jackparse

[ohyoufool]

filed under “latest reasons I rejected my high school ex boyfriend”

#sorry I thought of this at work and it made me laugh out loud #omgcp #i speak #omg check please #jack zimmermann #omgcheckplease #check please #kent parson #Pimms #jackparse #omgcp meme

[montrealmadison]

we have been lovingly married for eight years. one night you awaken to my face inches from yours in the dark. my eyes are wild.

babe, i say. do you ever think about invisible strings but the other way around? do you ever think about kent parson turning on his tv one night to jack giving a postgame interview? do you think about jack, shirtless, flushed with victory, taking up kent’s entire screen? do you think about how kent and jack haven’t had a civil conversation in years but if kent could reach through that 75-inch 4K display he could fit the heels of his hands perfectly into the divot in jack’s sternum? haha do you think it’s a tragedy to content yourself with being the reason your greatest rival’s heart still beats—what do you mean you’re going to sleep on the couch

#LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL #jack zimmermann #kent parson #jackparse #omgcp #mine

[checkdeezpucks]

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship.

#has this been done yet? #idc I’m doing it #jack zimmermann #omgcp #kent parson #parse #omgcheckplease #check please #pimms #jackparse #juniors era jack #juniors era kent

[rainybookshop]

Jack: no I don't miss him I just call him by my special teenage nickname that no one else uses because that's normal. I describe our relationship as "just hockey", you know, the thing I live and breathe for, because that's also normal and not a sign that I haven't dealt with some Very Big Feelings it's literally fine.

Kent: yeah I mean sure I'm still in love with him but I'll pick a fight just to feel something. Also maybe if I get mean enough he'll get so mad that he kisses me. That'd be cool.

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS

#jackparse #pimms #forever screaming about them #the untapped potential of their unresolved tragic teenage Mess oh my god

[nursedexy]

Fundamentally fucked up because the worst period of Jack's life was the best of Kent's and all Jack wants is to move on and all Kent wants is to go back

#like how awful must it feel for kent to know while he was at his happiest the person making him so happy was miserable? #how guilty must he feel for wanting to go be back there? #how many times can i cry over these two in one day? #jackparse #omgcheckplease

[decaflondonfog]

day 16/30 of 30 microfics in 30 days

i am a big fan of the ‘kent is the one to find jack’ hc but sometimes not knowing and not being able to do anything is actually worse and thinking of the draft makes me cry like 9 times out of 10

JACK/KENT • SHATTERED CRYSTAL for @mkaugust

#im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry #overdose mention #i've known this is what i was going for since the moment the prompt dropped in my inbox #it's so evil #why is my brain like this #anyway thanks mk SORRY FOR THE PAIN x #THEY WERE SO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!! #gahhhhh #im okay im okay (lie) #jackparse #omgcp #30 microfics in 30 days #[insert keyboard emoji here]

[loisinherlane]

You're Losing Me by Taylor Swift

#megan's edits #jackparse #pimms #kent parson #jack zimmermann #i go nuts about kent parson sometimes okay #edit: whoops i just realized i'm missing a pic. AGH! tumblr

[bisexualdinahlance]

Been poking at writing check please fics again and I think Kent should be one of those stat guys, the type who not only knows all his numbers but also is keeping track of everyone else's numbers too, reminding them of when they have a benchmark coming up quick. It's really impressive and a little scary but also kind of annoying, especially because he's definitely made up fake stats before too just to fuck with his teammates.

I think it's part of why he and Jack bonded in the beginning not just because they had good liney chemistry but also because they shared a love of the game that verged into the technical fiddly bits of it. Had long conversations on the bus about every team in the league and their stats and weaknesses. Probably was part of why they were so good with two people with high hockey IQs able to not only analyze but also implement that knowledge.

#kent parson #jack zimmermann #jackparse #pimms #jackkent #omgcp #chatter

[ohyoufool]

bullshit, you fucking miss me

lyrics from “your graduation” by modern baseball (although I prefer the stand atlantic cover!)

inspired by @montrealmadison

#I’ve been working on this bad boy for DAYS and now I’m letting the angst free. #omgcp #omg check please #i speak #omgcheckplease #jack zimmermann #check please #kent parson #jackparse #omgcp fanart #pimms #angsty enough I probably need to talk to my therapist

[montrealmadison]

creation myth

as a birthday present from me to y'all, i'm so excited to finally be able to share something i've been working on for the last month and a half: an aces!jack AU coauthored by the wickedly talented @ohyoufool!!! (24k, jackparse, endgame zimbits, jack/therapy. tw for many, many things. please read the ao3 tags carefully)

It goes like this.

Awake, alone, Jack Zimmermann finds himself in the backseat of his pickup truck. The sun slivers up over the edge of the Mojave, edging sand into shimmer, bones into dust. 

His dreams are always different: cold linoleum, marble tiles, grief he can’t grasp in both hands. Eyes, blue and green and brown. A cathedral of sadness. The end of the world on an altar of gold.

For someone who’s supposed to have it all, he comes up lacking a lot these days.

He stretches, takes inventory. An empty six-pack in the passenger seat. A sore throat, worse than yesterday. A bottle of Klonopin that jams the brake pedal when Jack climbs over the center console to try to start the truck. He scrabbles for it with one hand, catches sight of the clock on the dashboard: 6:07.

Jack curses, hurls the empty bottle out the window, and peels onto the 15 in time to make it for morning skate.

read the rest on ao3 | listen to the playlist

#omgcp #jack zimmermann #eric bittle #kent parson #jackparse #zimbits #my writing #kate tag #guys kate made this SO GOOD. please go smooch her gently on the forehead #i'm nothing without her etc. etc.

[polyfrogsadorer]

my roman empire is the way that kent and jack just ARE miss americana and the heartbreak prince

#like i cannot listen to this song without thinking about them #swiftie kent parson #i wanna write a fic about it so bad but all i can come up with rn is just LISTEN TO IT DONT YOU SEE IT ITS RIGHT THERE #omgcp #check please #kent parson #jackparse

[mkaugust]

i don't need the symbol of a scar by mkaugust (Chapter 1 on Ao3)

Kent Parson/Jack Zimmermann (past relationship), Rated M

Welcome to the AHL Kent. (Careful what you wish for Kent.)

#my fic #omgcp fic #omgcheckplease #kent parson #jack zimmermann #jackparse #pimms #jack zimmermann/kent parson #alternate timeline #angst #omg check please #omgcp

[p-antalons]

jackparse 😐😐😐

#watching the movie for this rn #and this quote had me like 😕😕😕 #jackparse

[omgzineplease]

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#omg zine please #omgzp #admin clark #zine announcements #omgcp #omg check please #check please #zimbits #nurseydex #jackparse #pimms #holsom #shardo #polyfrogs #we appreciate them all

[cherrymoonvol6]

oh they were IN LOVE in love

#jackparse #i need to go back to my roots for the time being. don't approach me in these sensitive times #the way they BOTH wanted it. some more naively than others #BIG SIGH. they make me feel insane #omgcp