My content is usually for Keanu Reeves and his characters, but @gea-chan96 requested some Mads Mikkelsen’s characters as yanderes and, being one of my favourite actors, I couldn’t say no! So…
P.s. I apologise for the delay, but my personal life kept me away from tumblr. For this reason, I will close requests and just write whenever I feel like it.
YANDERE MADS MIKKELSEN CHARACTERS (DARK CONTENT, ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, MAYBE TYPOS!):
-Would marry you, then show you their yandere side:
I imagine them being very elegant, old-fashioned men. Yes, they are still violent but they would never show that side to their lovely wife. Being rich, and having everything always ready for them, they would probably court you and take you to dates until you naturally fall in love with them. After your marriage, they would start to show how possessive and jealous they can be. They would probably make you move into an isolated house, with all the luxury of course… kept away from the outside world, like a bunny in a cage. They would spoil you like a princess and if you dare to show sadness towards this lifestyle, they would make you feel guilty. The only time they give away their true nature, is in the bedroom.
A little bonus: with Le Chiffre, 007 would notice the toxicity of your marriage… it’s up to you to decide to stay with your husband, or run away with James Bond.
-Would kidnap you:
These two are both very carnal and violent man: the only difference is that, while Nigel is completely unhinged, do to being a street mob boss, Hannibal has to keep a certain type of composure. The cannibal who take the whole kidnapping process very slow: making you trust him, becoming your therapist, even. And only then, he would tie you up in his cell… keeping a close to the meat… just to scare you even more.
Nigel doesn’t need all of that: he stalks you, tries to understand your routine for a few weeks and then, when you’re finally walking home alone…it’s over, baby.
-Would use black magic on you to make you fall in love, be completely obsessed with him, adore and serve him:
I mean… I’m not sure if in the universe of Dr Strange doing this type of magic is possible… let’s just pretend it is. He’s a sorcerer, right? And a villain, so an evil one. He doesn’t need anything but his Book of Shadows and his hands to make you fall in love with him. And that’s exactly what happens: you were supposed to be Dr Strange’s apprentice… but for some reason, you betrayed him and teamed up with Kaecilius. When Stephen understood why, and what had happened… it was too late, you had already made a blood path with your “lover”.
A interesting thing I don’t think many people picked up on is how smoking is treated in the films and how that’s changed in the past 40 or so years. In raiders we see Marion and assorted characters smoke and it’s treated as a cassual thing. Then by dial only Voller smokes. Bad guys smoke, good guys don’t smoke. This is probably because we’re in the midst of a anti-smoke age (vaping is so much worse but I digress) and can’t have that in a movie.
Which is funny because it’s a period film. Smoking was EVERYWHERE until maybe the past ten years, it was a  innocuous activity. I think that’s why a lot of period films set even as near as the 80s feel wrong? As they go out of their way to omit something so normal to the time period
I don’t think we talk enough about this scene. We’ve most likely never talked about this scene before.
BUT LOOK AT IT.
Everything on that service cart was for Voller. Except for this bottle of Coca Cola. And there were other people in the room as well, but it was for Klaber. (I know I may be overanalysing this scene, but we have to look for the crumbs with this ship.)
How did this happen?
I don’t really believe Voller had asked others whether they wanted something before he ordered his food. But I can definitely see him ordering his food and Klaber being the most daring one out of all the people present and just walking up to Voller like, “Can I get Coca Cola, please?” And Voller simply nodding and ordering it for him.
Or maybe Klaber ordered it himself, because he was also the one ordering Voller’s food in the first place. Maybe that’s why the man delivering room service had initially mistaken Klaber for Voller. Because he recognised his voice.
Either way, they’re domestic and they’re in love. It’s canon.
He gets rubbed out by people, his hair gets shaggy, and nothing really good happens, but I like him. I especially love the car chase scene [spoiler alert]!
It's a great INDIANA JONES's movie, and I can't think of a better story about the end of Indiana's life. His life goes on. How beautiful.
I love the scene where Helena and Indiana argue and settle everything with punches. I felt so fulfilled after watching it and it was a great movie to enjoy Mads getting rubbed out by people.
I went and saw the new Indiana jones movie yesterday, it was super good 10/10 would recommend! as a plus for my Mads Mikkelsen enjoyers Mads did such a good job playing Jurgen
So Boyd Holbrook described Klaber as a "lapdog". And I know what he meant. But I can't help but get the image of Klaber trying to curl up in Voller's lap like one of those huge dogs that thinks they're much smaller than they are.
Mads: (Well, he's an obstacle to us but- but I do know who he is and I met him and I learn later on what he's been up to. So, he's a colleague. There's a certain admiration of Indiana Jones for my character.) Maybe, maybe, he would be the only one around here that would understand what my plan is. And appreciate it. I'm surrounded by people like him, who might not get it.