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lovelytsunoda · 1 month

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spill the wine // lance stroll

summary: honeymooning with the hutchence-strolls. capri will always hold a special place in y/n's heart.

pairing: lance stroll x hutchence!reader

part two of the welcome to wherever you are verse

author's note: i'm so glad that you guys loved the first part of the welcome to wherever you are verse! i was so excited to make this into a series, combining two of my current hyperfixations. i hope that the first part was enough to make some of you curious about the life and times of my favourite aussie rock band. for people who are looking to learn more, i recommend watching the channel seven drama 'never tear us apart', starring luke arnold as micheal hutchence. it's two episodes, each of them an hour and a half that takes a look into the rise and fall of inxs. arnold's protrayal of micheal was beautifully done (and i love alex williams as kirk).

y/n.hutchence just posted to her private story!

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island of capri, italy.

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y/n.hutchence as my father once said, 'spill the wine, kiss that girl."

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jonfarriss first of all those aren't the real words, and your father didn't actually write spill the wine

-> y/n.hutchence jon why do you have to be right all the time huh?

-> jonfarriss you also know that song is about being on five different kinds of illegal drugs?

-> andrewfarriss he's being annoying because he cares. make smart choices, kiddo!

-> y/n.hutchence andrew have you ever known me not to make the smart choice? i'm living the sober girlie lifestyle here

yourbestie looking good sunshine!!!remember to send me pics, I need to pretend I don’t work a nine to five!

lancestroll wow I can’t decide what’s more beautiful: the scenery or my wife (jokes on you guys, it’s my wife)

-> y/n.hutchence 🥺🥺

kirkpengilly nice to see alcatraz hasn’t changed

-> y/n.hutchence of course you hated it...you hate the beach, the sand, the water, the sun

-> kirkpengilly i do not

-> laynebeachley sweetie she is right.

lancestroll just added to his story

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island of capri, italy

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lancestroll honeymooning with the hutchence-strolls

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astonmartinf1 are lemons supposed to be that big?

-> y/n.hutchence arent they awesome?

estebanocon why do you have to add 'with the hutchence-strolls' to everything?? 'easter with the hutchence-strolls' 'cook chicken gyros with the hutchence strolls' its EXHAUSTING. watch you guys make a sex tape and call it 'making babies with the hutchence-strolls'

-> kirkpengilly they'd better not! y/n i will resurrect your father and have him talk some sense into you

-> y/n.hutchence kirky calm down!! there is NO sex tape!

user y/n is so stunning! europe looks good on her

yourbestie i held my tongue at the wedding but she has been so fucking happy since you guys got married and if you hurt her i will give you HELL to PAY

-> lancestroll don't worry, she's in good hands. she's my reason to get up every morning, my reason to smile. i have never felt more alive than i do when she is next to me

garrygarybeers huh i actually think capri has gotten nicer since 1993

mickschumacher why do your legs look so long in the first picture

-> lancestroll thanks mick, now that you've pointed it out i can never unsee it smh

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y/n.hutchence take my breath away

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lancestroll it was an honor to experience the grotto with you, my wife

-> y/n.hutchence the view was pretty, but you were prettier, my husband

yourbestie consider my mind BLOWN. things like these just exist in nature???

timfarriss now why didn't we go here when we were recording the album again? this place would have inspired the crap out of us. your dad would have loved it.

fernandoalonso ah yes, the grotto. fond memories of skinny dipping there

-> lancestroll ew why did you think i needed to know that

-> y/n.hutchence i second that

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@magnummagnussen @libraryofloveletters @clemswrld @httpiastri @cartierre @lorarri @thatsdemko @sidcrosbyspuck

#lance stroll x reader #formula one x reader #lance stroll smau #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #ig aus #formula 1 x reader #formula one x you #f1 pov #f1 smau #Spotify #wtwya verse

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d00dlef0x · 10 months

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As much as bandai wants to say that sulemios relationship is “purely up to interpretation” they cannot change the solid and true text of the show that is “these bitches gay!! Good for them!! Good for them”, anyways we as a fandom should write and draw them being as in love and married as possible and also share headcanons cause fuck bandai all my homies hate bandai

Here are some headcanons for ye:

- suletta, after living on earth for a bit, finds that she absolutely ADORES animals, growing up on mercury her only exposure to animals came from mangas and animes and when she started rooming in earth house (with some help and encouragement from aliya of course) she began to love the farm animals (she even got slightly over her fear of goats!). Now when miorine and her are out on the town it takes all of sulettas willpower to not adopt every stray and window animal they pass and it takes all of miorines willpower to say no to her (suletta gives her the biggest wettest puppy dog eyes known to man and miorine nearly caves each time)

- both suletta and miorine were extremely awful at cooking when they first moved in together, suletta mainly ate mres from living on mercury and miorine was living off of noodle cups and take out from the school cafeteria but both of them get pretty good at it because miorine wants to make life as easy as she can for suletta and spoil her while suletta wants to welcome miorine home with a fresh meal after a long day of work (overall both want to give each other actual fresh food instead of years old mres and heat up noodles HXIHDID)

- i stand by the headcanon that suletta and miorine are the most clingiest and in love couple to ever exist, miorine tries her best to avoid going on long business trips cause she hates being away from her wife but when she does shes in full business mode to get the work done as quickly as possible so she can get back home and cuddle with suletta, meanwhile suletta gets easily distracted and kind of mopey when shes gone and probablytears up at anything even remotely miorine related (she has gone .2 seconds without kisses how can she live like this smh)

- when word gets around in the business world that miorine married suletta (at least legally, the wedding happens after nika gets out of jail) many of the remaining old business cronies are like “its just young love i give them a year tops”, anyways then the two of them stay happily married for the rest of their lives forever in their honeymoon phase

- miorine, suletta, eri and elnora try to have a family game night at least once a week but it usually ends with miorine and eri bickering while suletta and elnora chat (miorine accuses eri of hacking the game and cheating, eri denies this and claims miorine is just jealous of her (she was cheating tho))

#gwitch #sulemio #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #gundam #the witch from mercury #gundam witch #doodle talks

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enh-sumin · 1 year

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RELATIONSHIP/SHIP

IN ENHYPEN

not my gifs btw! creds to original owner !!

HEEMIN | ACEZ

Met when they were trainees, but weren't close

Didn't like the idea of having a girl member, but got used to her very quickly

*He fell in love first, basically all the boys did while she was clueless*

Very flirty towards her

Two aces are the best duo. (ENHYPEN besides Heeseung disagrees, but lets let Heeseung have his moment)

So clingy

JONGMIN | CLEANZ

Met the day she was introduced to the group

He didn't mind her being apart of the group, just scared she was only there to date them

He fell in love first because of her shyness (Just like every one of the boys smh)

Flirty but so soft with herrr.. down bad too .

He protects her so much- like you wanna talk about her? yeah no. you're gonna get him first.

EVEN CLINGIER THAN HEE

These two love having the dorm spotless, so their named CLEANZ.. they don't care about the name tbh

JAEMIN | LOVERZ

Like Jay, they met the day she joined the line up

He fell in love at first sight, now they are so close and in loveeee

Lovers..no wonder their named that- Engenes gave it as a joke, but they really are in love :)

Heeseung and Jay combined. down bad, soft, flirty, clingy, you name it

The duo is so iconic for their cuteness-- It's different in the dorms though.. just saying

HOONMIN | ICYZ

Accidentally met at the ice rink without knowing, he winked at her predebut...

Didn't care at all for her joining- he was just happy about debuting

They both know how to ice skate except Sunghoon was the only competitive skater

Saw her cook for the boys and thought DAMN! she wife material fs

HES SO POSSESIVE AND GETS JEALOUS EASILY I SWEAR

This duo is like.. wow. THEIR STAGE PRESENCE!! mwah.

SUNMIN | CUTIEZ

He met her the day she was introduced into the line up

WAS SO GLAD A GIRL JOINED JUST TO DO THEIR SKIN CARE TOGETHERRR

Fell in love when she was applying a face mask on him and their faces were close together

He protects her and she protects him, got it?

Cuties of the group, hence the name

Ever need the mood lifted? This duo <3

WONMIN | LEADERZ

They were friends while trainees

Did not expect her to be in the line up ngl

He has had a crush on her for awhile, just fell even more during promotions and all that

He never lets her get bullied or have someone yell at her-- ITS JUST THE #1 RULE!!

Them as a duo is either strict due to them being the leaders, or just a giggling mess

NISU | GOOFYZ

They also have known each other predebut

HE WAS IN SHOCK TO SEE HER DEBUT WITH THEM

He fell in love because she thinks of their late night walks as dates--- I mean who wouldn't fall in love to that?

HEY! don't make her cry or I'll whack you - a 6'2 16 year old

THIS DUO IS ALWAYS LOUD IDC !!

#enh-sumin #SUMIN-ENH #enhypen x female reader #enhypen #enhypen x reader #SUMIN-HER #enhypen 8th member

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atrirose · 2 years

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♡. THINGS THEY DO MAKE YOU FLUSTER

𝐅𝐓. OT7 . . . 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 : none , not proof read , rest undercut

𝐖𝐂. 0.6k . . . 𝐆. FLUFF

𝐀𝐍. school has rlly taken me for granted, also to ppl who understand arabic I hope you see the lil arabic i used 😔( not me being excited over my broken arabic🧍🏻‍♂️), anyways enjoy. would be rlly appreciated if you can reblog with some feedback and like

i. . .𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆 : brushes your stray hair behind your ears while you talk to him, hee is a gentleman but don’t let that confuse you, he would do anything to see you all red, a sense of pride? yes most certainly. he noticed that doing so just leaves starstruck and in awe so he does that, honestly to you he seems like a prince doing that even though his motives are not necessarily princely “you look beautiful” also throws his signature smile for extra effect.

ii. . .𝐉𝐀𝐘 : wears your initial around his neck so whenever it flashes it leaves you giddy, I mean who wouldn’t be giddy when you have THE jay park wearing your initial and calling himself as your property, he knows what effect it has on you he purposely plays with it when he is around you “how is it?” “it's pretty jay” makes you compliment the necklace at least 100 times a day.

iii. . .𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 : cooks. that's it, a man who can cook for you is the biggest green flag, husband him up in a heartbeat, his main agenda is cooking for you but also learns cooking so he can impress your family aka getting easy access as son in law “you know you should hurry up and propose to me” he said while serving you his ‘special meal’ he cooked for you “I plan on wifing you up real soon don’t worry” he is shocked but you don’t if its from proposing him real soon or calling him your wife lol.

iv. . .𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍 : stretches in front of you, makes sure he flexes his biceps, his abs, and then winks at you thinking himself as irresistible, he is but you mostly give him a deadpan look even though you feel you heart beating 120km/h but you try not to inflate his already inflated ego “like what you see” “not really” looks at you in disbelief “yeah keep lying but you can’t deny my handsomeness” “yeah that I can’t” you said because it looked like he would cry any moment

v. . .𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎 : calls you randomly to say ‘i love you’, kim sunoo doesn’t care about the time to call you and say that he loves you, whether it be 3 am he would call you, in school passes you random sticky notes and treats, sits and learns I love you in different languages and makes you guess it “ana ahibuk” looks at you to answer “did you use google translator again” — “guess the language yn” pouts and urges you to answer “arabic” stares at you blankly because he thought you wouldn’t know “how DO YOU KNOW THAT?” acts shocked for no reason “this is the third time this week so I memorized it”

vi. . .𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍 : becomes strict, leader yang all the way through unlike others he doesn’t do this on purpose but it's just something about him being pissed passive-aggressive is so attractive so you do stuff to make him pissed, I don’t blame anyone who makes won mad at purpose I mean have you seen him??!!! maybe a lil scary but it's still hot “correct your collar yn” you chose to ignore him “no” walks over to where you were sitting “correct it and if you can’t do it yourself then I would do it for you” at last he did correct the collar for you

vii. . .𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐈 : bends down to talk to you, it started as a way to make fun of your short height but now he does that to intimate you/ make you blush “it's not funny niki stop” he bends down “oh I thought it was though” smirks on purpose, his main excuse is that he can’t hear from ‘his height’ so bend down to listen to you. smh I would kick him

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shitsumon-abound · 3 years

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ETERNAL MOMENT SPOILER FINAL PART

Aah, it was good

Okay imma be level with you i dont like the play

the story is incomplete and not that exciting, too little details and whatnot

But I like everything else other than the play

to fool Amadate they decided to put announcement saying they’d broadcast a livestream with important announcement and also theyre making use of rumors of mankai going to disband

Instead Sakuya as Saku is playing a skit of him meeting MANKAI company

This skit excites me more than the play itself ngl

The whole gang admits their reasons to love theatre acting

They dont say anything about what would happen if they’re not in MANKAI probably because more than half of them are nsfw and would cause international incidents but I digress

The dialogue of this skit are golden omg

Zen, Yuzo, Kasumi, and Hiro act as the terrorists, and Autumn plus Chikage and Hisoka do battle scene with them

Citron : ITS SPACE AGAR! (konyaku) Masumi : Attack, you mean. (shingyaku)

Kazunari : HOLY SHIT ALIEN INVASION! Can I post this on inste??

Saku : Im sorry, I’m troubling you... Guy : Don’t worry. It happens often Tasuku : Yeah, we should probably do something about that

Misumi : Aww, and here I thought we’d get new alien member Yuki : Don’t add more to our variation

The skit is what makes me not like the play

It’s because at the end, Saku said that his irreplaceable existences are his friends the pirates ANIMS and also his goal to reach his hometown

Since in real life, Sakuya’s found family went to pick him up in Hokkaido, Saku’s choice to stay with A12 people and not have ANIMS pirates come pick him up again leaves bad taste in my mouth

I MEAN THANK GOD HE FOUND HIS BIRTH FAMILY BUT HELLO??? Anims are your found family, saku. They risked their lives multiple times for you, saku. Doug’s dad died for you, Saku. WHAT THE HELL SAKU

Sure Spring is Sakuya’s family, but story and real life isnt mirrored at all and so I hate the play, there I said it

Note to self, make a fix-it fic regarding this

Kabuto’s past revealed

Amadate in jail

Hyakka is in shambles, but Kabuto is determined to revive it. Even though the blame is all in Amadate and not Hyakka company, the company still get pretty severe bashing online. So many quit and those who remain lose motivation. Is Aoshi still there? Who knows.

Mankai company are all back in the dorm

Azuma brings his hoarded alcohols, Omi and Guy cooked ungodly amount of food in excitement for celebration

Azami comment on the skin state of the group, with Itaru being worst for staying late often to game

Homare : I also wrote a lot of poems for this day! After this party, why don’t we open a poem-reading event?! Hisoka : Participation non-mandatory

Yuki : The triangles in trianglian room also multiplied like crazy Misumi : I bought some back, but Muku and Tenma also gave me lots Tenma : I CAN’T HELP IT! When I see a triangle, I hear Misumi’s chanting of triangle~ triangle~~

Due to the scandal, there’s no nomination, but MANKAI gets special award for helping keep public’s faith in theatre despite the scandal

And Sakyo is like, the theatre reparations will cost us a lot and we’ll have to take loans, and since this is just special award there might not even be money prize back to basic yada yada etc etc

Yukio is back and he’s an advisor to FLEUR committee now

He has wound on his forehead

When asked why by Reni, he said he got hit by his wife and it took 3 days and 3 nights of apologizing for her to finally be let in the house

To be exact, he’s not let inside the house, and after three days and three nights of apologizing, she slammed the door open yelling SHUT UP and the door hit his forehead

As Reni said, it’s a miracle she hasnt asked for a divorce

Yukio : I need to make it up to her Reni : And you just told me you’re going to be busy with making new troupe

He might be a good producer/director, but he’s a terrible husband. Even Reni lampshades this

Yukio calls Reni his partner. Reni said he’s no longer Yukio’s partner, but a rival (since Yukio is planning of making a new troupe)

Reni said he’ll help out sometimes when he’s not busy with GOD troupe, but only if Yukio changed his intended name for the troupe (since he acknowledged MANKAI is Izumi’s now)

Yukio named it ( Ripened (kanjuku) company) since he planned to invite all the first gen into it to prove a point that theatre doesnt care about age and stuffs

AND THUS END ETERNAL MOMENT

And start another round of debt paying

Why isnt Amadate made to pay for damage? smh

#a3!#a3 #eternal moment #spoiler

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worldofmuses · 3 years

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long ship meme for tg

1) did your muse fall in love with mine quickly, or was it a long process?

Thorfinn definitely fell slowly and unknowingly. Honestly, he still has no idea how he feels about Glenda and will not figure it out until he’s slapped in the face with it.

2) have they ever asked my muse to dance? do they even dance with my muse at all?

A few times, yeah. He loves dancing and he likes impressing Glenda and she loves it too. So every now and then it happens but I’m sure it will happen a lot more when they’re properly together; both in public and private.

3) are they the type to steal food from my muse’s plate?

Not really, he’d only do it in an attempt to annoy her.

4) does your muse ever cook for mine? if so, is it good – or does it suck ass?

No lmao Thorfinn has never cooked in his life. I think down the line when she’s pregnant is a time when he’ll start to actually bother learning to cook because smh she’s carrying a whole goddamn baby, he’ll want to do everything he can for her

5) what’s something they do when my muse is down?

Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, so many cuddles. Tied in with playing with each other’s hair and gentle kisses, its definitely the easy way to comfort them both. Thorfinn will also just distract Glenda if she needs it when she’s down by making her laugh or talking about something completely ridiculous.

6) what’s a topic they’re scared of talking about with my muse?

Hmm.. I mean the topics are definitely getting less and less all the time as he opens up to her more but I guess there’s still a few. Obvs, the whole de thing would terrify him but he also doesn’t really like talking about his relationship with his father.

7) are they the type who’s affectionate? if so - how do they show their affection? if not, is there a reason they’re not affectionate?

With each other, for sure, so affectionate. They show it through touch a lot, but also actions and like little things said. He’ll show it rubbing her cheek or kissing her hand, buying something he knows she mentioned liking or giving her one of his hoodies, listening to something she recommended

8) are they the type to go on dates? if so, to where?

Right now nope because they’re are toootally not dating 🙄 🙄 🙄 and also they’re a secret In the future yeah I think so. As much as they like time to themselves they have spent a lot of time cooped up alone in her apartment. I think they’ll like the chance to go out and doing something or go somewhere and be unapologetically together.

9) would they stay in bed with mine all day? if so, doing what?

Occasionally, yes. And if so, a whole lot of sex and cuddles. Thorfinn is someone who enjoys getting up and doing things too much to do it all the time to stay in bed all day very often but every now they do it and just relax and have a nice time in their little bubble.

10) what’s a typical night between our muses look like?

Right now, Thorfinn p much just goes home and gets changed before going to hers. They eat if they haven’t already done so, sex, chat, more sex, maybe watch a film if she’s done an extra good job and convincing him to be nice.

11) do they read together? if so, what?

Right now I don’t think so just because their time together is kind of limited and they would rather have sex tbh. I can see it in the future though? Not only does Thorfinn love reading, Glenda loves a story and she loves listening to his voice so I can picture him reading something aloud to her - honestly probably the classics. Other than that I can see them both reading separately in silence but just touching, sitting together, sorta thing.

12) who washes the other’s hair in the shower?

Thorfinn washes her hair, Glenda is way too tiny to reach his. If they had a bath together though im sure she would looove to wash his hair

13) who is the driver? or do they switch places? or do none of them drive?

Glenda rn, Thorfinn in the future

14) who likes to smack who’s ass for no reason other than laughs? or are they both well-behaved?

Both of them, 100%

15) do they like movies? if so what movies would they watch with mine?

Ehhh not really. He thinks they’re very predictable and repetitive but he’ll still watch them with her. She likes the 80/90s romcoms kind of things and he likes more phycological thrillers but they’ll watch either with each other

16) do they communicate their problems or are they the type to hold everything in until someone becomes upset?

Currently, not really no because theyre like well we’re not in a relationship so no problems !! In the future, definitely, they think communication is super important.

17) do you see them as the marrying type?

Mmhmm, they’ll love calling eachother their wife/husband, it will make them v happy and proud

18) if they had kids, who would be the fun parent?

Oooohhh Glenda probably. She’s more into a lot of things kids would find fun as well, he’s a lot more prim and proper with his interests.

19) do they get along with my muse’s parents?

I think so. He hasn’t met them yet but in the future once they get to know each other they’ll get along pretty well.

#allmymuseinspo #{ThorfinnxGlenda} every moment with you sounds like welcome home baby #Ask

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kideternity · 4 years

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For the ask game: Helena Bertinelli, Selina Kyle, Cassandra Cain, Harper Row, Dinah Lance, Diana Prince & Stephanie Brown

Oh god oh yea okay hold on op this will get long (under read more)

Helena Bertinelli

How I feel about this character: I adore her 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 literally my wife my muse my love

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Dinah, Karen, Renee

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Helena and Eel, John Henry and Zauriel ^_^ also think she and Vic Sage should have “LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO!” Energy together

My unpopular opinion about this character: I love Barbara dont get me wrong but shes an AWWFUUUUUULL friend to Helena 😭😭😭 like I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OVER HOW BABS CANONICALLY BEFRIENDED HELENA SOLELY TO MANIPULATE HER ORIGINALLY... not to mention all of that unnecessary beef over dick and like OTHER PEOPLE calling Helena batgirl.....

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish she stayed with the justice league for more time so much 😭😭😭 I have a soft spot for JLA (1997) always its my fav critically examined run but MAN helena getting fired when the first run was ending pissed me off!!!!

my OTP: Probably right now Dinahelena? Tie between Reneehelena and that one

my cross over ship: I don’t have a ton of non dc media I like but Liz sherman from hellboy maybe

a headcanon fact: She has a wine cooler in her car at all times for people to grab a drink from if needed, the only rule she has is to try not to spill it everywhere because it’s a bitch to get out of her leather seats

Selina Kyle

How I feel about this character: Admittedly idk a ton about Selina I need to haul ass on reading catwoman solos 😭 I've had a complicated relationship with her but as of right now I like her! I think she’s cool

All the people I ship romantically with this character: All i'm turning up is Zatanna bc my friend writes really good zee/selina fics wjwjajajwua stan randy!!!!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: I am like OBSESSED w the small little friendship tidbits Helena B and Selina have....... its not suer amazing or anything but huntress year old Selina insta best friending helena made me 🥺

My unpopular opinion about this character: IM NOT REALLY SURE WHY SELINA IS CONSIDERED A GOTHAM CITY SIREN NGL.... like its most likely definitely me knowing nothing Abt popular characters but its just always struck me as kinda weird/the only thing ivy harley and selina have in common is like. The most well known bad women in gotham

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I WISH WE GOT TO SEE MORE OF HER MENTORING KITRINA FALCONE...... FUCKING CATGIRL..... LIKE SHE JUST FUCKING SHIPS HER OFF TO A BOARDING HOUSE AND THEN WE NEVER SEE KITRINA AGAIN LIKE I GET WHY BUT MAN MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!!

my OTP: idk sry !

my cross over ship: Felicia hardy purely because its just really fucking funny to me

a headcanon fact: Selina fucking hates Gnort more then anything imaginable

Cassandra Cain

How I feel about this character: I like her!!!!! Definitely my second favourite batkid after Duke ^_^

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Steph

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Duke! Ultimate siblings. Also just like the idea of Lonnie and Cass getting along bc they tell old men they suck

My unpopular opinion about this character: Cass should not be able to beat everybody. She should not be able to beat people of unimaginable power such as Dr Fate. Like I think she could defeat normal fighters, or maybe enhanced fighters, but actual metas and magic casters etc I don’t think she would be able to, especially since iirc she almost fucking died fighting metahuman assassins??? So

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I know we all say it but let cass be batman v_v but also let her be batman and let carrie Kelly be her batwoman so that they can absolutely hate each other I wanna see that play out

my OTP: Stephcass im basic

my cross over ship: n/a

a headcanon fact: Duke introduced her to heavy metal now she cant get enough of it

Stephanie Brown

How I feel about this character: I like her! I still need to continue reading her batgirl solo and more but I like her! Good character!

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Cass

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Lonnie ^_^ Rebirth lonnie is literally so OOC and nasty I don’t wanna hear any bs abt how its ‘better’ but I did like the idea of Steph and Lonnie being friends and I think it'd work still with Lonnie’s good characterisation

My unpopular opinion about this character: Timsteph is a bad ship its objectively bad and I hate it a lot also Steph kissing Tim knowing he was dating Arianna was shitty writing/a dick move on her part i just hate all of it its comp het the ship

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: OKAY I NEED TO READ MORE STEPH COMICS FIRST but I am perpetually haunted by my idea of steph in the future becoming huntress.... I Ponder It

my OTP: Stephcass lol

my cross over ship: Gwen Stacy and Steph could be fun :O

a headcanon fact: She doesn’t like condiments unless it’s say, syrup for waffles

Harper Row

How I feel about this character: I used to be like obseeeeeeessed with harper used to think abt her 24/7 but ive mellowed down a lot.... havent read her comics in like literally ages...... still love her a lot tho

All the people I ship romantically with this character: nobody 😔

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Steph and Cass being Harper’s friends was always cute to me also I like when I think both or just Steph was Harper’s roommate it was fun

My unpopular opinion about this character: Mostly nobody seems to fucking care about her 🙄 you guys cry for gay batkids 24/7 but you wont even acknowledge harper existed........ smh

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: that she stuck around more : ( i liked how her brother cullen sorta became this like oracle esque figure so I like the idea of her being a vigilante in some place like bludhaven maybe w Cullen giving tech support

my OTP: n/a :/

my cross over ship: not really a ship but maybe Miles and Harper teaming up one time?

a headcanon fact: Would really like to own a pet snake

Dinah Lance

How I feel about this character: I love women.... I love this woman.......

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Ollie, Helena

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Babs :] best friends 4ever !

My unpopular opinion about this character: Dinahs done a lot of fucked up things and like i dont even mean like in a “its bad writing way” i mean just like consistently dinah is not perfect and she shouldnt be regarded as such and i dont like when people do

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Wish she stayed with the JSA longer :[ I really liked her with the JSA it was fun!!!!

my OTP: Dinahelena 💜🖤🤍💛

my cross over ship: n/a

a headcanon fact: She's really bad at cooking most dishes

Diana Prince

How I feel about this character: I LOVE HER a very interesting character with a lot of interesting lore

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Zatanna, Natasha Teranova

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Clark and Bruce ^_^ they are her close friends and teammates and I want absolutely nothing to go on between them. Ever.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Not abt diana specifically But damn yall when the fuck you guys gonna actually.... talk about diana.... like when are you going to make metaposts about her and hot takes and so on as much as you do for ppl like bruce

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: She and Natasha should have gotten married whilst in space together period it was homophobia to have Natasha just go back to russia and never show up ever again

my OTP: Wondermagics

my cross over ship: not a ship again but LET HELLBOY TEAM UP W DIANA

a headcanon fact: She's really good at pottery! Especially during the sculpting stage

#helena bertinelli #diana prince #selina kyle #harper row #dc #ask meme #dinu yells in the void #chek's posts #oh my god tysm i know we literally have never interacted before but i appreciate this so much mx flamebirds #im sorry for a lot of my lacklustre answers i am literally only good for obscure characters >_<#feel free to continue sending asks or a dm to talk or w/e tho!!!

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Can you tell us 10 things about you? and about ur friends irl? How u met them/ how long u know them/ what u like to do with them? This is gonna sound nosy but how's ur love life hdjsks LISTEN YOU'RE LIKE MY DREAM BEST FRIEND AND I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND ACT LIKE WE'RE TOTES HOMIES OKAY IM A VIRGO SUN PISCES MOON smh a girl is cURIOUS AND (platonically) IN LOVE WITH YOU 😖❤❤❤❤

Hey there!! 💕💓❤️ Oh wow!!!! 💕💓❤️💕💓❤️ Don’t worry this is fine!! I’m actually -- like, really happy and giddily flustered you’d want to get to know me!? 💕💓❤️ I’m really flattered and really grateful/touched aaaaaaa only virgo/pisces deserve rights, my current wife is also a virgo/pisces this is obviously some kind of synastry destiny (jk *wink wonk?*)!! 💕💓❤️thank you for caring about me!!! 💕💓❤️💕💓❤️💕💓❤️💕💓❤️

Yeah sure!! 💕💓❤️I can tell you more things about me!! 💕💓❤️

Disclaimer? I think it’s good for the audience to know where I’m coming from and who I am? I just think transparency/knowing who you’re talking to is important because knowing who I am, can also help you and me see where my flaws are and where I may be coming from! 💕💓❤️ Or what I provide, but where I might miss my mark somewhere, y know? 💕💓❤️ Not to say you have to judge me, I just don’t see the point in not just being who I am and saying yeah I can see where I took the L there. It’s just-- better? for future endeavors as well? So here we are?

More about me? In sections?

10 things about me?

I’ll start with this since it’s the shortest!

This may come off as totally random but I do better in colder climate than hotter ones -- even though I currently live in a tropical island

I used to live in the US!

I actually have a designated place where I go to sit, open up my laptop and answer asks from tumblr. I sit outside my little patio and stare out at my garden, and then answer qs from here!

This means I’m always subjected to the Wild Life coming at me unexpectedly sometimes, but my cat also visits me at my table! So it balances out!

My favourite drink is milk but I like plant-based ones, or rice milk? Or the lactose free ones! They’re delicious!

Cherries are my favourite snacks but I usually get them once every 3 months -- so the result is I don’t tend to snack often. This is by design of me trying to Not Snack + using my pickiness to weaponize against myself and my eating habits.

To unwind I watch cat/animal videos on youtube before I go to sleep - it’s not very effective because I have to keep my eyes open to see, plus I always end up making cooing noises at the screen -- so I’m not sure when if it’s actually making me sleepy or not. But it’s working so far so I’m continuing to do it.

I have very specific knowledge of certain things in very acute details + link/resources of further studies on the topic, but otherwise I have 0.5 braincells most of the time, just a lot of Forbidden Knowledge.

I have a folder of cursed memes and that’s all you need to know about my sense of humour I think?

Love life?

I am currently single! 💕💓❤️ Gf application is always open! 💕💓❤️ However, I’d like everyone of you to know I’m a 95 liner and I will not accept applications from those born after 98′ 💕💓❤️

Although I’m bi + had ex-bf before... I am (as of right now) on the fence about men personally in my personal life (disclaimer) because I’ve got a week of quarantine, thus I haven’t been doing the do and can think clearly for once. I am contemplating. Men. And the necessity in life. Y know?

Although my love life is free!! I am not excused from the occasional panic of having a crush (annually). I’m lucky enough to go through it just once every year, but every time it happens I am an absolutely clown + always in turmoil. It’s what happens when you’re a sag venus who can’t control your p***y brain. Luckily, my crush just have to insult me or make me explain things from my past and then I’d be too traumatize to crush on them again. It’s quite effective, and works out best for all of us! 💕💓❤️

I’ll refrain from talking about my ex because I know I have a habit of recounting the good and being mushy. Even if we ended it on rocky terms. So! I’ll save everyone from that. 💕💓❤️

Friends (expanded, clarifications?)

The ones I mention on the blog are usually

taurus/taurus,

cancer/cancer,

leo/libra,

leo/cap (x2),

virgo/sag,

libra/aries (x2),

scorpio/sag,

scorpio/cap,

sag/taurus,

pisces/scorpio,

pisces/aqua,

Oof that’s alot.. This might be better to outline in a timeline format... so leo/libra, scorpio/sag, libra/aries and partially virgo/sag are whom I grew up for the majority of my childhood-teenage life! 💕💓❤️

They obviously made a very big impact on me! 💕💓❤️ They’re with me through thick/thin, leo/libra (sag rising) is the extrovert of the bunch. He’s one of my best friends, close guy friend, most of the time I too find him a little exasperating because he’s.. well its his problem so nevermind, but he’s also very endearing! 💕💓❤️ If it wasn’t for him-- well, there’s also another leo I thought was very endearing in a little brother kind of way. So leos to me have a very positive influence in my life, they’re very cute especially when they ask for your attention. I think they are like puppies/kitties when they are needy, and their blatant way of just being themselves always makes me feel refreshed + I admire them for it. In the end, I’m totally heart-eyes endeared for Leos! 💕💓❤️

Scorpio/sag is also my best friend! 💕💓❤️ She’s a taurus rising, and she’s so sweet, kind, chatty and very open/friendly to people! 💕💓❤️ Her, my cousin (who’s also a scorpio but a scorpio/pisces), and quite a few of my other best friends who are scorpios - actually made me realize they’re not like what they’re usually describe as. Maybe that’s just me? But I think they’re very sweet and comforting to be around, not to mention they’re quite supportive and willing to listen when you’re having a tough time with something!! 💕💓❤️The pillar of support and one of the few rare people I don’t mind interacting with (actually crave interacting with them) because of just how chill they are, I wish more people recognize that in a scorpio! 💕💓❤️

Libra/Aries is one of my longest childhood friend, probably from birth! 💕💓❤️ He’s a supportive big brother type figure. But he can be very silly and he doesn’t hold himself so seriously most of the time! 💕💓❤️ Whilst he’s very understanding and quite nosy with others, he tries to be subtle/sleek but he isn’t! I think he’s very endearing when he wants to be, and he deserves someone who loves him lots as well 💕💓❤️ We reunited for the first time in 6 years the other day? And I think we both ended up crying a little and holding hands because we miss each other alot! 💕💓❤️ It was very nice, I think he’s much more emotional (just suppressed) than what people realize! 💕💓❤️ He’s very caring though - like willing to talk you through your problems and make sure you’re taken care of, back on your feet, but also willing to smile scarily at people who’ve hurt you and actually take them to court/yell at them for you. I think its very sweet! 💕💓❤️

Virgo/Sag is someone I hung out with for a short period of time, but kept in contact with periodically throughout my life because we ended up going through similar majors/path in life! 💕💓❤️ She’s someone who’s very caring, wants to take care of you, when she’s endeared by you she makes sure to dote on you often! 💕💓❤️ Actually, she’s born a day after Namjoon I think? But that’s not the point, the thing is - she’s my virgo/sag and when she’s not by my virgo/sag she’s super cool and I can see that many of our friend respects her/think she’s very mature + she’s the Shit! 💕💓❤️ I really admire her too and I think she’s super cool, but more than that, I love how caring and tender she is. She’s the best 💕💓❤️

These are the people I grew up with, and then I went to college and met/lived with Scorpio/Cap + Pisces/Scorpio+Aqua.

Scorpio/Cap and I actually hit it off since the first day? We were in orientation, and we’re both talkative I guess! But in similar ways. He appreciates my bluntness/sense of humour and I like that he’s sarcastic and the only one engaging enough to be around/paying attention to what’s happening. We went to a house party together and then had 1 class together the semester. After that, me and him decided we’d live together off campus (along with our other friend who fell through, I think he’s a Leo?) - whilst we lived together we share majors in the same division, on holidays or at night after class, we’d grab dinner together + walk there, or we’d eat at home and binge watch a marathon he’d pick together. 💕💓❤️ It’s really fun! 💕💓❤️

Both of us like cooking, so he’d make dishes/drinks and I’d do that and we’d coerced each other to hang out in the living space together. Basically, we’re there to force each other to socialize/hang out with people and also encourage each other. It’s very fun! But we also had moments where we’d buy each other dinner/go to art galleries/exhibit together. There’s more serious too of course, like talking about our problems or worrying about stuff. But I think I found someone who looks out for me/I can look out for him, be confidants for each other and not be embarrassed with each other. Besides this, he also found my p0rn collection and suddenly mentioned it when we’re on campus so now I can never unfriend him because he has blackmail material on me. I’m forced to be his friends forever now.

Pisces/Cap and Pisces/Aqua are my roommates after Scorpio/Cap - actually, Pisces/cap invited me to live with them when I was finding a place, it was very fortunate! 💕💓❤️ We’re all close friends because we live in the same hall during first year, plus me and Pisces/cap (and a Gemini friend) would get drunk + go to parties together so!! This is very convenient! 💕💓❤️

Actually.. Pisces/cap, me and Gemini friend.. I went with Gemini friend to buy his apartment with him (along with his friends, I’m good friends with them too) and Pisces/cap went with him to buy furnitures lmao! 💕💓❤️ And then me and Pisces/cap moved in together, although I didn’t room with them. I roomed with Pisces/Aqua whom till this date is my favourite roommate I’ve ever lived with! 💕💓❤️

It’s a little messy with Pisces/Cap but not in a? bad way? at all? Like we’re close friends who still talk often, but they did confess once over the holidays, and I turned them down (that was when I was about to move in) - we did make out along with pisces/aqua but like.. that’s... I guess that’s normal for college y know? We did a couple projects together for their class, like a comic about me and gemini friend, poems, photography, I drew them something. And I think they did have something with Gemini friend as well but! Gemini friend moved away on the last year so it never went anywhere there.

But these are all good memories we had together and it’s not like-- bad at all, I don’t ever think badly at them for it because it was honest to them/for them, it was their emotions and tenderness from the heart? I can’t ever look down on anyone for that or judge them for being true to themselves, I actually think they’re very brave to be able to heal themselves and process things especially involving emotions like that. I also think these are all precious and honest memories, being friends with them definitely helped me grow my EQ by so much. Without them, I’d be very close-minded today! 💕💓❤️

Pisces/aqua is my roommate for a long time, and I love them to bits too! 💕💓❤️ They have two cats, both I love so so much and would sacrifice getting up for very often! 💕💓❤️ More than that, Pisces/aqua is so smart and able to pick things up immediately! It’s honestly very admirable, how they pierce things together. Whether it’s tarot or astrology, they’re the one who got me into this actually? 💕💓❤️ It was their interest before it became mine through proxy or maybe osmosis lmao, but they’re quite judgey and sometimes have a ? idk, superiority complex/elitist attitude towards stuff sometimes? So I never really talked about it much with them because it can get really frustrating sometimes 💕💓❤️ I do love them lots though, I can be ignorant of a lot of things and really slow on the uptake, but they’re very nice and kind and patient with me - honestly they’re as patient as a saint sometimes with me. And I’m really really thankful to them for it! 💕💓❤️ They’re getting married this year to a Scorpio! 💕💓❤️

Taurus/taurus and Cancer/cancer are my college best friends. Actually we hang out outside of class too! 💕💓❤️ I celebrated cancer/cancer’s birthday with them and their friends/roommates and it’s really fun. Heres why it’s -- like, momentous. It’s because my college classmates are more like colleagues or co-workers, so we don’t usually have that kind of camaraderie outside of first year. Plus, we’re all kind of working or busy with our private life outside of class - so it’s hard to reconvene that with who you know in classrooms.

They like their private life separated from the college one, which is what I prefer as well. I really adore them though, since we have a major that usually makes us get little to no sleep and have to stay at school at night-till morning most nights (for programs on the computer or printing facilities, rip) -- they’re the one who would either stay up with me, working together at the same table and we can ask each other for fresh eyes on our work. Or they’d motivate me to go home and not be stupid to stay at school. Or they’d drive me home so they know I get back safely/on time. It’s just -- I adore them so much they’re very very good! 💕💓❤️

Taurus/Taurus is also a college best friend whom I befriended later on in the years, they’re really sweet! 💕💓❤️ We have more of a friendship where we spend time outside together, walking in the city trying out a new cake store or just going back to their place to play games or talk about what else we have going on in our lives. They’re really busy!! Since they’re involved in church activities, they travel to another town an hour away every sunday - their dedication to their work, school and church (AND spending time with their fiance’s family + fiance) is amazing! 💕💓❤️ They also got me my first job at the firm they’re working in, in our last years - I made sure they’re not too tired and get their work done on time so they don’t rush their finished project. Or give better advice if the teacher is making them fume. I really like them lots too, we had alot of fun together AND they’re a foodie! 💕💓❤️

There’s another Libra/Aries whom I knew from college, while I was still living with Scorpio/Cap - I was in another town/not the same town as the Pisces back then. But Libra/Aries was close and she’d come by often! We’d travel the city together, lay on the lawn, go to parks together or exhibit. They’re very proactive and we spend a lot of time talking about work and projects, personal interests, when we watch movies together - we’d spend time sitting in cafes after watching them to talk for hours/until closing about the movie ( ‘we have alot to unpack’) -- they’re a lot of fun to talk to because they’re just as intense about stuff! 💕💓❤️ And their interest is genuine, give good hugs, a little too loud for our cats but she means well! 💕💓❤️

This is brief recount of everyone, mostly focusing on activities we did together but knowing them as people obviously made a big impression on me! 💕💓❤️

Leo/Caps are people I met since I finished college/working now, they’re my two admins on the blog actually! 💕💓❤️So internet friends, but I really click with and they’re soothing + fun to be around when I’m home/anywhere! 💕💓❤️

Sag/Taurus is also another internet friend, I’ve known her for a year now? But man, every conversation is an adventure and she’s so fun to be around! 💕💓❤️ Also very sweet and an extremely kind person, in a fire sign kind of way. Which means a lot of gawking from me and very loud laughs. But yes! 💕💓❤️ Very good people! 💕💓❤️

I do have friends from work... but well we’re not close enough for me to actually consider them good friends/talk about them personally? They’re nice! But I have yet to form a more positive opinion about them - it’s positive and negative, so I’ll see who survives and come through as a person I’d like to hang out with outside of work. 💕💓❤️

To Virgo/Pisces anon:

Here’s my best friend application do I make the cut please reply 💕💓❤️

#about me #phew this took a while to answer!#virgo/pisces anon #are we best friends now pls tell me #anon #asks

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⤻ * IIIIIIIIIIT’S EDIE !!!! : back at it again & here to introduce you to my lil #irishaccentaf , #vsmol , #butvstrong , HENRIETTA FIGG !!!!!!!

unlike my intros for siri sadboi black & frankleface longbooty , this intro post will ( hopefully ) not be , like , 1000000000000 words long b/c ,,,,,,,,,, like ,,,,,,,,,, i’m trying to turn over a new leaf ?? and am tryna live a life where i don’t spend 30 days and 30 nights pouring out my heart and soul into my muses backstories whilst crying into a pack of tim tams ?? :’) ajisodjeiowoew . so ANYWAY , without further ado , here’s the loml , henri ♡♡♡

** TRIGGERS : death , religious extremism , physical and emotional abuse .

—— MOBILE VIEW FOR EASIER READING !

⤻ * APPLICATION —— !

* ╰ ( KANG MINA )┋have you met ( HENRIETTA FIGG ) ? ( she ) reminds me of ( holy water and incense ; a girl nailed to a burning crucifix . sorrow burdened , unholy forged —— magic mistaken for sin . could you speak through embraces rather than speaking with words ? it’s easier for her to understand the language of touch . there are brutal fists and the bloom of black bruises , she dreams of liberation ; she can find it if she chooses . so defying god , she closes her eyes , and with broken bones she refuses to cry —— she is divinity unto her own sacred self ; a girl reborn , all evil repelled . she dwells in that hazy in-between world which sits some place between where she’s escaped from , and who she’s yet to become —— an angel that fell , her tears are undone , she’s not holy , she’s no one ). a ( nineteen ) year old ( ninth ) year ( slytherin ), the ( unholy ) is known to be ( + adroit & + compassionate ), yet ( — feckless & — impervious ). that explains why they’re majoring in ( wizarding law ). rumour has it, ( henri ) is siding with ( the order ) in the solemn war that blazes just beyond the horizon. ( admin edie, 22, aedt, she/her )

⤻ * THE BAD BEGINNING —— !!

YEAH , SO , HENRI !!!!!!!!

was born with the name delilah healy .

v religious parents

v religious upbringing

HAD a lot of faith in GOD before THINGS happened

“ what things though , edie ???? ” you may ask

VERY GOOD QUESTION. A++++ , my loves

my cupcakes , i shall tell you :~)

delilah grew up in the irish countryside . devout catholics , delilah’s parents had moved to ireland from korea when they were newlyweds , having heard of the large catholic population there . upon arrival , they changed their korean surname of ‘ hwang ’ to the irish surname of ‘ healy ’ ; the name change helping them feel more a part of the irish catholic church community .

when delilah was a little bub , her parents just thought that she was the most perfect thing in the world ! with silken black hair & bright brown eyes eyes , delilah seemed like god’s gift to the healy’s , tbh .

delilah ( let’s just call her delilah until we get to why she changed her name to henrietta !!!!! ) was practically christined AS SOON AS her umbilical cord was cut tbh . all like *pops out into the world* *has umbilical cord cut* *CHRISTENED* !!!!

“ what a holy child !!!!!! an angel !!!!!!!! ” —— everyone would say this to the healy’s , and the healy’s were like HECK YA our angel faced cute patootie is the gr8est !

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then , one day , STRANGE THINGS started happening .

only three years of age , flowers would BLOOM beneath delilah’s feet during moments of happiness , while during moments of distress , melancholy & anger , the ground stirred and shifted where she stood , as if it were about to SWALLOW HER WHOLE.

“ WOAH , DEVIL CHILD , OUR CHILD HAS THE DEVIL IN HER !!! ” —— the healy’s . smh .

a man who belonged deeply & FIRSTLY to god, his OWN SELF SECOND, and his WIFE AND CHILD THIRD , these mystical ( MAGICAL —— but normal WIZARDING WORLD ) happenings were painted by delilah’s father as evidence of his daughter’s DEMONIC POSSESSION . with misguided love & brutal hands , delilah’s father fully intended to cleanse delilah of the devil’s influence .

^ mr. healy began to beat delilah every time somethingmagical strange would happen

for a small while ???? this actually seemed ???? to solve everything ????? :(

a religious girl herself , delilah believed that the magic , the BEATINGS , and MISERY that had consumed her life were all part of some GRAND TEST . all she needed to do , SHE KNEW , was PROVE HER FAITH IN GOD & SHOW that she was worthy , strong and true , and her hardships would be over . GOD would reward delilah for her love and devotion with kindness and fortune, and everything would be fine in the end .

with this belief in mind , delilah ENDURED ALL OF HER FATHER’S BRUTALITIES for years —— she BELIEVED that she deserved the tattooed bruises of deep purple and blue that covered every inch her soft skin , and she spent day after day crying in the darkest corners of her room —— scarcely even daring to believe that she was even deserving of being touched by the rays of sunlight that crept in through her cracked bedroom window . SHE WAS WRONG , SHE WAS IMPURE , SHE WAS UNHOLY .

until one day around the age of 8 delilah turned around and was like “ NOT TODAY SATAN ” @ mr. healy :o & after a particularly harrowing beating , delilah decided to fight back .

DELILAH WASN’T IN CONTROL as the furniture began to hover above ground , kitchen knives and chairs and cupboards levitating in an unnatural manner that foretold the DISASTER about to unfurl . as delilah let a wail rip through the air ( girl broken , girl afraid ) , a cupboard SLAMMED mr . healy to the wall —— CRUSHING & SWIFT . after a moment of pure terror ; the world grew SILENT once more . wood splintering , knives clattering to the floor , dust settling , and delilah held her father’s lifeless body in her arms until strange people called aurors showed up , obliviating her mother , and escorting delilah out from the premises .

six months after the incident, the wizengamot try delilah’s hearing . ultimately, the verdict was that delilah had killed her father ( unintentionally , through a burst of uncontrolled , pre-adolescent magic ) in self-defence —— an event that was built up over a lifetime of emotional and physical abuse at the hands of a cruel muggle mother and father . rather than being locked up , delilah was sent to a rehabilitative ward at st. mungo’s to receive physical treatments from healers , as well as emotional counselling .

it is at st. mungo’s that delilah meets a healer by the name of fenella figg —— and , after establishing a relationship of trust and friendship , fenella and her husband ( ernest ) decide to adopt delilah into their family .

⤻ * SHE DEFIES GOD —— !!

the figg household is the exact opposite of the healy household ; filled with strange but affectionate creatures called kneazles , filled with magic and pumpkin pasties , and filled with love for the sake of people , not for the sake of god . best of all , the figg household isn’t lonely —— for more than finding the love of two new parents , delilah also finds the love of a sister , five years older than her : arabella figg .

in the busy figg household , crowded with commotion , kneazles , and love , delilah finds the strength to defy god , and believe in herself instead . as a promise to herself ( a promise of never faltering again , and never fearing again ) , the girl changes her name to HENRIETTA ( derived from heimiric —— meaning home & power ) —— leaving delilah in her past with her fears & scars .

⤻ * LIL TIDBITS —— !!

cool cool cool , TOIT !!!

so henri is a pretty sweet chick

she’s very capable

exceedingly kind

but pretty sharp most of the time

she will hex u real good if you’re mean

* mushu vc * she’ll hex u , she’ll hex ur cow , she’ll hex ur whole family

dw tho , she will hex her own housemates when they’re being asses too ( and NOT TO STEREOTYPE OR ANYTHING , but being in slytherin , there are ,,, a LOT ,,, of assholes in her house )

equal opportunity amirite ??

henri loves : quidditch ( is slytherin team’s keeper ) , duelling , kneazles , cats, owls, rats, dogs , dragons , octopi , pandas , unicorns , elephants , tigers , chickens , ANIMALS !!!!!!!!!!! , people are okay too ...... !!!!!!!!!! , firewhiskey , bonfires , fireplaces , the colour red ( shoulda been a gryffindor , sorting hat wyd ??? ) , muggle films , kidding around with arabella , hanging out with arabella , arabella (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ , watching the sunset , watching the sunrise , hexing nasty ppl , healing kind ppl , knitting , speaking her mind , starting fights , winning fights , watching the stars at night , her family & those that she holds dear .

henri abhors : clichés, norms, being painted as a damsel in distress , the patriarchy, blood supremacy / and its gross supremacists , people telling her what to do , organised religion , dark magic , tuesdays , arithmancy , losing , being wrong , being woken up , lukewarm baths , peeves , bullies , food that’s gone cold , when it’s cold but not cold enough to snow , when her owl doesn’t come back to the owlery by nightfall , hard beds , disco , condescension , malice & the ones she cares about being hurt .

henri eats a lot . food is her friend . yorkshire puddings are yummo & they are her fave [ assorted devouring sounds ] . she’s also one helluva cook :~))))))))))))

henri has no chill when it comes to her values i.e. fighting against blood supremacists , fighting for gender equality , fighting for equal rights for centaurs ..... EQUALITY THINGS IN GENERAL !!!!!!!! -— henri has a teeny tiny short fuse when issues of equality are concerned & she is always ready to smite any sonuvabeech who crosses her on these issues . she’s also pretty aggro on the quidditch field yo’ . that’s the unholy 4 u .

my babe can drink more firewhiskey than the whole student body at hogwarts combined , but she never gets drunk . she has the alcohol tolerance of a large blue whale tbH ???? she’s the #mumfriend at parties because she’s the only one sober enough to be .

henri honestly really kind when she lets herself be ????? she finds happiness in watching the stars , in flying , in climbing trees and caring for others —— she finds knitting , and cleaning cathartic , and wants nothing more than to lie down in bed for the rest of her life , surrounded by fluffy duvets and warmth :~))))) however , amidst trying to escape from the clutches of her past , make headway as slytherin keeper in a sport that’s still predominantly played and spectated by men , and trying to come to terms with the fact that there’s a very real war on the horizon , henri hasn’t been left with much room for softness . she is , though —— ... she has the softest of hearts , which is exactly why she needs to make sure her exterior is impenetrable .

OKAY I LIED THIS GOT P LONG BUT PLS COME LOVE MY BABE HENRIETTA !!!!!! :~)

#solemnly:intros #mY BABY !!#is finally here !!! :')

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Okay so I worked at this deli in a small chain grocery store down south and we have this little steam table with a bunch of hot food like chicken, sides, and all that jazz. Customers can get a plate with sides or just get chicken. It had been a hectic day and I'm the only person closing the front and the only one who can work the front. The cooks can't speak English so they can't help me when it gets busy. It sucks a lot but my boss had refused to hire more people. Anyways, it had been an especially busy day and I had this one couple come in and order an 8 piece, we had some fresh chicken coming out and I told them that it would be a minute or two. They said no problem, were going to get some water and be back. So when the chicken comes out I bag their order and set it to the side so we don't run out before they return. 15 minutes pass and they finally show up with a couple cases of water and take their chicken and leave. 40 minutes later, as I'm closing the deli I get a phone call and its the man from before yelling at me that the chicken was not fresh that it was old. I'm confused because, one it was my first time dealing with a complaint, and two that chicken had been fresh. So I tell him such, like I'm sorry about your order, it was fresh. If you would like a refund bring you receipt to the front desk and he hung up on me before I could finish. 10 minutes pass and here they come right up to me and he has this empty bag full of chicken bones and he is just yelling at me while his wife just stands there looking pissed. "This chicken isn't fresh, see the bag isn't damp. I know fresh chicken I've been coming here for years, yada yada yada." While he is yelling this at me while leaning aggressively in my face he is waving a chicken leg bone pointing at a piece of skin, screaming "look how old that is" I am frustrated and trying not to break down in tears and calmly apologize and say I'm sorry you can get a refund if you'd like, and he is having none of that throwing a hissy fit wanting 'fresh' chicken. by this point at night everything is cleaned and shut down and I told him we were already closed. He throws another fit demanding a refund and to speak to the manager. I tell him once more that he will need the receipt to get his refund and he has another fit throwing his hands in the air asking why he needed a receipt before going to get the receipt. By this time I am shaking all over and tears are starting to escape because I hate confrontation. Luckily the manager comes and takes the couple away and deals with them before checking up on me. I never saw them again. It just blows my mind how people will get so freaking upset over food, and it was clear he was throwing a fit to get free stuff since he ate all of it and waiting 40 minutes to complain when he apparently lived 3 minutes away. Smh.

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blacklovematters1978-blog · 7 years

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Fear and Manifestation

Recently, I’ve realized something about myself. That all the failed relationships I've been in haven’t been the guys fault.........IT WAS MY FAULT!!!

Here’s why it was my fault.

See, I've always a fear of being alone. And with that fear, came secondary fears, like fear of rejection, fear of not being good enough, and fear of not being chosen. Now how did this translate to my personal life; when I would meet a guy, I would instantly go into “RUSH” mode. Meaning, I was in a hurry to show him that I am good enough to be chosen as his girlfriend. I did any and everything I thought a man would want his girlfriend to be. Now early on, I knew that cooking and sex were important, however, as I’ve gotten older, I discovered more things that a man desires in a girlfriend and potentially a wife outside of food and sex. And I tried desperately to became those things. At least, that’s what I thought.

Well, what I’ve discovered, is that what I was doing was appearing desperate. Men would be enjoying the process of getting to know me, so would I. But after a few weeks, or months, I start asking the question, what are we doing, are we in a relationship, etc. And ladies, let me say this, if a guy is really feeling you and wants to continue getting to know you, or getting all the perks of a relationship, until it becomes deemed as a responsibility. It was revealed to me by a male friend that once the fun is over, guys who have been married before or in long-term relationships, will either pull and run, or just start to pull back, in hopes you get the pictures and pump the brakes. He said men would question why was in such a hurry for titles and marriage. My response was I’m not getting any younger, I didn’t want to marry for the first time as a 80 year old woman, etc etc etc.To a man, who, again has been married before, this is a scary situation and as my friend said it, its not fun anymore. Men who are dating, are dating for fun, not for marriage, initially. Marriage is a result of a wonderful, fun woman, who has made life really easy going, not a lot of drama, just lots of smooth sailing. When I would rush, i was forcing a man to do something he wasn’t ready to do and it sucked all the fun out of our dating situation. Here it is, i think I’m showing them a great woman, wifey potential, etc; all I was telling them, no screaming was MARRY ME NOW!!!!!!!!! My friend explained that once titles are given and labels are assigned, responsibility comes in and pushes fun right out the door. They know that during the committed relationship phase, all you’re thinking about is marriage, marriage,marriage. Did I mentioned, marriage.

This too, became an Ah HA moment. Where I never once thought I was sucking the life out of a relationship. I figured, I’ll just give things a little nudge in the the relationship direction and for man, it felt like I was pushing him to the tip of a cliff but demanding he not fall off. It was a lot of pressure to make a move the guy wasn’t ready to make just yet. And most likely, had I just relaxed and enjoyed the process, I may have chosen as someone wife, who knows. But what I know now, is men aren’t in a rush to marry or being in committed relationships. And now I can appreciate a man wanting to move slow. I used to feel that if he moved too slow, it would never happen and I needed to get things moving fast. That if too much time past, he may loose interest and go somewhere else. And listening to those romantic stories of how the guy knew in a few weeks, this was the woman he wanted to marry and profess his eternal love too. Yeah, that didn’t help things either. Not to mention, when most of your girlfriends are married or engaged, you tend to want to be able to be apart of the club too.

What my friend also explained, is that I was coming off as if I just wanted any man, didn’t matter who, just to hurry up and get married. And to a man who has been married before, the red flags where waving violently. Now, that may not have been the case, but that is was the perception that I was putting out there. This made the men I’ve encountered feel as if I wasn’t choosing them because they meant something special to me, it made them feel like they were in a “INSERT MAN HERE” situation. Additionally, I was already to claim relationship and most of the time, I didn’t really know much about them. Like, as soon as they showed interests, I would grab them by the arm and say YOU MY MAN NOW, lol. It seems funny now, but at the time, it was causing some great guys to run for the hills. And I never knew why...until now.

I’m dating this wonderful man, who is about 75% of everything I've ever wanted in a man. He is kind, funny, handsome, employed, responsible, loves his children, a leader, very masculine, intelligent, sexy, strong, we have a lot of the same interest, etc etc. However, I was in rush mode and it happened to be at the same time my best friend was getting prepared for her wedding. My guy explained that during this time, I seemed to be really hung up on titles and where the friendship was headed. He said he was really enjoying getting to know me and when I started pushing, he started to fall back. He didn’t do what most men have done in my past and fall back into the black abyss where there is no cell phone service, he actually fell back little by little. Then I started complaining about us not spending enough time together, why weren’t we having sex anymore, why has he stopped being available for me. I had no idea what was going on, the only thing I knew was that he was doing what every man in my past has done, RUN. However, he did it in stages, first, he stopped being as available for dates (because I planned most of them and never gave him the opportunity to plan anything, except maybe his exit). Then, the sex slowly became non-existent then he stopped calling and texting as much. And that’s when I totally lost my damn mind!!!! That”s when I reacted to the fear of him leaving in a extremely immature way. I was calling him non-stop, texting him. And when he didn’t respond, I was accuse him of being with other women. Because, in my pee brain, that was the only reason I could think of for his behavior. Never once considering that it was me. I was pushing him away and he just wanted some space hoping I would get the hint and slow down.

Even after I had my epiphany about the fear and revealed it to him, he was still open to the potential of us, if I slowed down. And here I go again, wanting to know if I still had a title (which I never had officially anyway, I made it up in my head) or where we dating. Let me explain, I am a extremely literal person, so if someone doesn’t answer yes or no to a yes or no question, their explanation becomes confusing to me. So, he basically just says that he wants to continue to getting to know me and growing together and he isn’t seeing anyone else nor does he desire to. And my literal behind, didn’t understand that he was saying yes in a way that I was his girlfriend, however, as I stated above, men are weary of giving titles, so he just would repeat that he wasn’t seeing anyone else and doesn’t want to. And I still didn’t get it, smh. I kept pushing for him to give me a definite answer and he got frustrated. That was 2 days ago. No communication from him since. I’m not sure where his mind is or if he is still willing to still hang in there with me. And, honestly I can’t fear that he won’t. I have to accept the consequences of my actions and just let the chips fall where they may. Doesn’t hurt any less but its a lesson I needed to learn. And have needed to learn for almost 2 decades. I am proud that I was able to accept the truth of why I’ve been single for all these years and able to acknowledge that it wasn’t always the guys I was dating, it was me that would cause a comfortable situation into a very messing, uncomfortable thing. My need to control the outcome, my need to love with limitations and conditions and not allowing men to get to know my greatness organically and in time; was all from my fear of being alone.

So, after 20+ years of singleness and several failed relationships, I’ve finally got it. Finally know why I can’t seem to keep a guy around. And its not because I’m not this awesome super chick that men dream about (because clearly, I am what all men what, IJS). It was due to my fears and those fears manifested the very thing I feared.....BEING ALONE. So now I have to reprogram my entire life. Its not easy, trust me. Its similar to a drug addict trying to quit drugs cold turkey (without the symptoms of withdraw). I’ve learned so much about the power of the mind, and how what you think, feel and say will become your reality. And sometimes, when things are said and felt, its hard to undo what you’ve originally manifested. I know now that I am a great person and a phenomenal woman, and yest any man who locks me down, is getting something spectacular. I just have to allow the guy to get to know this on his own, without force and without pressure. I really wish I could go back and undo a lot. I may be the cause of several men not wanting to even deal with the drama of a relationship, because what I’ve been doing for decades, other women have been doing as well.

So ladies, if you’ve been where I’ve been, and men keep running from you and your don’t know why. Do some self evaluation. I mean for real. Ask good friends to be honest and give their opinion of whats they feel is the reason. You may not want to hear the trust, but the trust can save you from years worth of loneliness and hurt. I hope my experience can help someone out there. I pray I haven’t lost my opportunity to be grow with this wonderful man, sigh

I’ll still hold a candle of hope for my situation..........

To be continued............................................

LOVE AND LIGHT

#Blacklovematter1978 BlackLoveMatters LessoninLOVE Mistakesinlove

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jessicakehoe · 5 years

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32 Times Chrissy Teigen Made Headlines in Her 32nd Year

Chrissy Teigen is winning the Internet. Everything she does — whether it’s steaming her vagina, playing with a bug or wearing a headband — becomes some kind of must-read, communal experience that’s shared across the web in celebration of its “realness.” And it’s not just women’s magazines, TMZ and Comments by Celebs documenting her every move in a Meghan Markle-like click baiting manner: CNN, Business Insider and the Wall Street Journal are all using her name to drive page views to their sites.

A comprehensive content analysis of Chrissy Teigen’s social media-driven stories would provide a fascinating look at her impact on the news cycle. Since I don’t exactly have the resources, time or patience to do that, I instead opted to round up 32 headlines in honour of her 32nd lap around the sun. There were hundreds of buzzy (and not so buzzy) stories to work with, which serves as a testament to the power and influence of Chrissy Teigen, a model turned clap back icon “who is also known for her cooking abilities.”

1. Chrissy Teigen Calls Out ‘Sh-tty’ Friends Who Sell Stories About Her

You guys should do a service to all the celebs who give you hourly content and say who your sources are so we can get rid of the shitty “friends” in our lives who sell you stories. https://t.co/3tb7fWtYyv

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 5, 2017

“Damn, Chrissy, go off.” – Glamour, December 5, 2017

2. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Donate to #TimesUp in Honor of USA Gymnasts

“This isn’t the first time Teigen has showed support to the gymnasts and other survivors speaking out against [former USA Gymnastics doctor Larry] Nassar.” – W Magazine, January 29, 2018

3. Chrissy Teigen Reveals How she Embarrassed Herself in Front of Beyoncé at the Grammys When she Said Goodbye

“Teigen says that Jay-Z had his own bottle of wine at his seat.”- Business Insider, January 31, 2018

4. Chrissy Teigen Jokingly Flew With an ‘Emotional Support Casserole’ and Made a Point About How Bizarre the Debate Over Support Animals on Planes has Become

“After checking with the Twitter accounts for American and the Transportation Security Administration, she received permission.” – Business Insider, February 26, 2018

5. Chrissy Teigen Did a Salt Bae Impression at Dinner and We Are Living

“The meal included bacon-wrapped figs and mashed potatoes, and more importantly Chrissy’s Salt Bae (AKA Nusret Gökçe) impression.” – Marie Claire, February 28, 2018

6. Chrissy Teigen Causes Snapchat to Lose $100M With One Single Tweet

I stopped using snap. The update, the constant complaints of people not being able to find me, plus the Rihanna poll…no bueno

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 24, 2018

“On Saturday, Tiegen shared with her almost 10 million Twitter followers in the tweet below that she was fed up with the messaging app due to its latest redesign and insensitive ad about Rihanna.” – Elle, March 17, 2018

7. A Stranger Saved Chrissy Teigen From Being Run Over by a Cyclist

“Paparazzi captured the entire thing.” – Elle, March 28, 2018

8. Cardi B Rapped That she Wants a Threesome with Chrissy Teigen and Rihanna — and Teigen had the Only Appropriate Response

“Wrote Teigen, ‘Gasp! *drops biscuits.*'”– Business Insider, April 9, 2018

9. Chrissy Teigen Dragged Bill O’Reilly After He Tried to Come for Jesus Christ Superstar

Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren’t 32 million dollars https://t.co/2hklA6Ix4P

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

“SMH, Bill O’Reilly. Thinking you could come for Chrissy Teigen and John Legend on Twitter, where they have the home field advantage? Nah.” – Cosmopolitan, April 2, 2018

10. So it Turns Out Chrissy Teigen is a Huge Neopets Fan

“Chrissy Teigen found something new to do during her pregnancy: playing with her Neopets.” – Business Insider, April 19, 2018

11. Chrissy Teigen Trolling the Met Gala Is the Most Relatable Thing on the Internet This Morning

“Chrissy Teigen skipped the Met Gala this year to relax at home with Vanderpump Rules, and naturally spent the evening trolling everyone.” Cosmopolitan, May 8, 2018

12. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Got Trump a Super Generous Birthday Gift

“She truly went above and beyond, gifting Trump with hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of donations to the ACLU from her family.” – Marie Claire, June 14, 2018

13. Happy Tuesday, Chrissy Teigen Just Shared a Photo of Herself Steaming Her Vagina

“The supermodel took it to Instagram to share a photo of her vaginal steam, going ahead and writing the iconic words *vagina dissolves* in the process.” – Cosmopolitan, June 19, 2018

14. Chrissy Teigen Accurately Predicted LeBron James Joining the Lakers, Is a Legend

Ok got him leaving the basketball jersey embroidery shop. This is downtown LA pic.twitter.com/fMhrjFJKgz

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 1, 2018

“A quick moment for Chrissy Teigen, who accurately predicted that LeBron would be joining the Lakers before everyone else.” – Cosmopolitan, July 2, 2018

15. Chrissy Teigen Breastfeeds Daughter’s Doll Baby: ‘I guess I have twins now’

“Teigen, 32, who is also known for her cooking abilities, isn’t shy about the sometimes harsh realities of motherhood.” – Page Six, July 8, 2018

16. Moms Are Living for These Videos of Chrissy Teigen Saving Her Spilled Breast Milk

“‘Spilled my breast milk, and this is how important it is in this house,’ Teigen says in one of the videos. ‘I am so jealous of people with plentiful boobies,’ she captioned one clip on Twitter, writing alongside the other, “‘EVERY DROP COUNTS IN THIS HOUSE.'” – Glamour, July 19

Photography via Instagram/@chrissyteigen

17. Chrissy Teigen Plays With Dangerous Tarantula Hawk Wasp

“Chrissy Teigen and Luna unknowingly play with dangerous Tarantula Hawk Wasp. Chrissy let the bug craw on her arm with Luna looking on.”- Daily Mail, July 27, 2018

18. Chrissy Teigen’s Vacation Is a Guide to Rest, Relaxation, and the Freshest Food in Bali

“This morning, she and husband John Legend had some avocado toast with a poached egg on top. Later for lunch, they had tuna sambal salad.”- Vogue, July 27, 2018

19. Chrissy Teigen Calls Out Meghan Markle’s Dad: “Let Your Daughter Be Happy, Please.”

“Enter Chrissy Teigen, Queen of Twitter, telling it how it is. Her opinion? ‘This guy sucks.'” – Fashion, July 30, 2018

20. Chrissy Teigen Reveals Stretch Marks and Says She’s “Still Super Insecure” About Her Post-Baby Body

mom bod alert! pic.twitter.com/Qi0BZvLmhV

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 31, 2018

“There’s a ton of pressure for women—and specifically women in Hollywood—to quickly “bounce back” (whatever that means) from pregnancy, which is why it’s so refreshing that Chrissy’s opened up about her own experience.” – Harper’s Bazaar, July 31, 2018

21. Chrissy Teigen Mocks Melania Trump Over Gardening Photo Meme

“These look exactly like my workout soles. because i work out as much as this chick gardens.”- Daily Mail, August 1, 2018

22. Chrissy Teigen, Relatable Human, Also Stares at Her Pore Strips

“I like to pull these off, slowly, and then tilt them towards the light so I can see each little mountain, each tiny mountain. And then I like to take my finger and brush the blackheads to the side so I can see their length.” – Glamour, August 8, 2018

23. Chrissy Teigen’s Headbands Aren’t Cheap

“But lest you think Teigen is picking up her bands in bulk from the hotel gift shop, guess again.” – Page Six, August 13, 2018

24. Chrissy Teigen Is the Latest Celebrity to Become Best Friends With the Queer Eye Guys

“Plenty of your favourite celebrities are also hooked [on Netflix’s Queer Eye reboot], though there’s one major difference: They can actually become friends with them. First there was Gigi Hadid, then Justin Theroux, and now Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.” – W Magazine, September 15, 2018

25. FYI We’ve All Been Saying Chrissy Teigen’s Name Wrong

I know. I even correct people when they say it correctly. it’s all v effed up https://t.co/aJkweIiL7H

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 17, 2018

“Fans, rocked to the very core, were quick to point out the fact that Teigen herself has pronounced her surname as TEE-gen in interviews.” – Elle, September 17, 2018

26. Watch Chrissy Teigen Downs a Handful of Ice Cubes

“My hands are shaking.” – Mashable, Oct 04, 2018

27. Chrissy Teigen Lets Slip That David Chang’s Wife is Pregnant

“Teigen told a starry crowd at MoMA that Chang’s set to welcome, “his own lucky peach.” – Page Six, November 8, 2018

28. John Legend Explains How Chrissy Teigen Became “Mayor of the Internet”

“‘I think the world may have missed out on Chrissy’s full awesomeness if it weren’t for social media,’ Legend stated.” – W Magazine, November 13, 2018

29. Chrissy Teigen Dished About Being on Deal Or No Deal with Meghan Markle

“She’s gorgeous.” – Harper’s Bazaar, November 19, 2018

30. Chrissy Teigen’s Contracts State Her Feet MUST Be Retouched or Hidden

“‘I used to have it in my Sports Illustrated contract: no feet,’ she explained. ‘I would bury them in the sand.'” – Cosmopolitan, November 20, 2018

31. Chrissy Teigen and Daughter Luna Pick Up Some Supplies Together on Los Angeles Shopping Trip

“The mom of two rocked furry black slides with jeans, a low cut black top and long cardigan, with a snazzy black Panama hat.” – Daily Mail, November 25, 2018

32. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen’s Holiday Special has Us Craving a Sitcom

“You love them on Twitter and now that they have brought their awesomeness to the small screen.” – CNN, November 29, 2018

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Ite.. So Boom Heartbreak.

So y’all remember the last person I was with. #BSJ Soo bsj and I were together almost a year and she broke it off. She hurt my feelings y’all. Like and MY feelings don’t get hurt too often because I don’t tend to let too many people into them. This one though. This took the cake. So July comes, she has her baby Dj. (girl) So baby’s here she’s got the things she needs but she’s stressing over everything else. I’m assuming. She slowly starts removing herself from me. By September her birthday comes and we aren’t really speaking. She won’t talk to me she won’t say anything to me. She finally tells me she wants to end it because she feels she won’t fall in love with me and she doesn’t want this. So we broke up. So I, being me, say okay thank you for telling me (a year and a COUPLE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS LATER). Smh I was HEATED. I was PISSED. Then I was Confused. THEN I was sad and depressed. Why? Why would you wait until IM ALL THE WAY INVESTED IN YOU to drop me like a BAD HABIT? Why wait until I’m ALL THEE WAY in love giving you my all and everything else I got. I ruined my life, some friendships, some TRUST AND BULL SHIT for YOU and your kids. All I got from you was empty pockets and an empty heart and booty whenever I was there. Nothing is more disappointing than when you give your all and yourself and everything you have to someone and invest in love, and you get played in the end. She didn’t cheat or anything, but still it’s just as bad if not worse. Sooo October we’re broken up. Things are weird and hurt. She’s off doing wtf ever she used to do, and I’m still here with my bull shit ass feelings. Sooo she kept igorning me. Still wouldn’t let me talk to the kids and if she did it was when she wanted me to. Everything was wrong. I had to shake it though. I had a job to do. I had a NEW job, I had vacations coming up a birthday coming up it was just A LOT. I never ever wanted it to go that way. I ALMOST for real made her my wife. She had my girls I wanted, she was country, she knew how to cook, she was smart talented and sweet. She had everything I wanted. At least I thought so. I’ll still never understand why leave someone who would and has given you their last. It doesn’t really matter now. I have someone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Better.

#thanks BSJ #release

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Sorry for sending multiple, id just like to help out a bit. Does tua cook at all? Whats her favourite meals, before and after the bombs? Does she miss certain food? If she cooks, does she get sad nick doesnt eat? (Or does he? man i dont even know)

ahh no, thank you so much. i’ll answer them all right here if you dont mind?

What other ocs do you have besides tua and your destiny ocs? Id love to hear about any youd like to talk about really. How would all your ocs interact with eachother if they all met?

For tua, how does she approach holidays? Does she get into them or is she more of a silent observer in festivities? What is her favourite holiday? Also, thoughts on her and nick in matching ugly christmas sweaters?

tua is... a bad cook lmao, but “bad” in that she tends to combine a lot of ingredients to make meals that r in theory gross but last a while and are filling; she was homeless for a few years before she went thru college, so in general she’s always been in a scenario where she had to make do w what she had. which is great for the post-apocalypse setting bc it means she can make some baller meals w ramen.

the only problem is that she doesnt really know what to do w “new” stuff like tarberries and tatoes, or how to cook them. like you can eat radscorpion meat but you have to cook it a certain way otherwise that neurotoxin can kill you?? alternatively nick can cook (he cant eat tho!) its just really bad food bc he cant taste it, but he legitimately tries! he helps tua irt what she can eat and what needs to be prepared This Way and That tho (ellie is helpful in this regard too; pipes is not since piper survives off junk food)

tua misses good mexican food lmao. carne asada just doesnt taste the same anymore and how are you supposed to use picco de gallo when tomatoes are... like that.

additionally tua is real bad abt eating like. regularly. she drank a lot of coffee and would grab whatever was on the food carts in the streets bc she rarely had time to have proper dinners or anything smh. so when it comes to food her only preference is like. anything that makes her feel full and doesnt take a lot of time/work lmao

MY OTHER OCS!!!!!!!!!! god i used to have so many w their own stories and everything. korbin and eve belonged to free eve, a story abt a young trans man who was on the losing team in a war and spends his days salvaging fighter craft from cosmic battlefields until the day he is abandoned in a decades-old cruise ship with a malignant AI w a “good” side (eve) and a “bad” side (atam). i wanted to make a side scroller w that one appealing to that retro/forbidden planet vibe LMAO but that was ages ago

my oldest story is following the dawn which centers on xenoarchaeologist asami and ex-soldier nykolae, who are caught in the midst of a civil war steeped in politics. theres a billion characters in there tho, god. asami’s cousin jirome and his daughter harvast and his alien shipbuilder wife... nykolaes wife juli and her fight to save refugees from an ineffective government. theres a Lot going on there

asami and tua would get along honestly.... korbin versus io for “who can do more stupit shit, faster” contest

tua is not a holiday person!! she doesnt celebrate any holidays bc a) doesnt rly have a family to do that with? and b) shes not sentimental enough. she’d definitely be the silent observer type..... also ugly holiday sweaters is #canon bc ellies mom knits hanukkah themed sweaters for ellie and nick (the latter as thanks for giving her daughter a safe place to live + a job???) and i imagine once she finds out abt tua, she’d knit something for her too lmao

#these were so nice to answer... thank u #veramoray #askers

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S2Ep3: Blocked In...Oouuu!! #TCTH #TooCloseToHome

Let's jump straight into this episode. Why? Because it started with shockers. Lol.

JB really takes Dax to a hotel. JB needs a favor from Dax. Dax offers money but JB doesn't want money. Looks like JB is seducing Dax. WTH is going on? Hmmm! JB asked Dax was he a queer while laying on the bed. JB needs a place to sleep and he was thinking he can share a room with Dax. However, we all know JB doesn't like men. JB gets up off the bed and walks up pass Dax. They left the door open, so he closes the door. He walks behind Dax, explaining how he beat up Victor. Dax showed no fear of JB at all. dax asked JB to leave. But, JB refused. Before you know it, Dax knocked JB out and dragged him in the hallway. Dax has some skills with his hands.

Bonnie talks to Anna about the pregnancy test. Bonnie want to question Rebel. So who is pregnant? I am confused. I thought it was Anna.Bonnie calls for Rebel, but Matt says she left already. Rebel books are on the table, so she isn't at school. Matt offers to look for her, but Bonnie tells him to go to school. Bonnie can't afford to not go to work, but she needs to find Rebel. I was sitting there like, her mother is right there. WTH!!! Anna volunteers to look for her own daughter. Bonnie tells Anna do not mention the pregnancy test to Rebel. Bonnie want to talk to her first. Does Anna take responsibility for anything? I am just wondering.

Shelby wakes up talking trash. Bonnie tells Shelby to take food to their mother, but Shelby says hell no. Shelby just cares about nothing but getting high. Bonnie goes to work. Shelby antagonizes Anna about Bonnie & Brody. The phone rings. Anna tells Shelby not to answer, but she does anyway. They wrestle a little. Anna gets the phone and hangs it up. Who keep calling Bonnie's phone?

Tina and Elm talks about their marriage. She tried of fitting all the bills my herself. When she got married to him she didn't expect their life to be as it is. He has some nerve to be cheating on his wife. He isn't even providing for her. Smh. Tina has to be to work so she leaves the house. Elm promises a clean house and dinner ready when she comes. Again, smh.

Frankie is blocking Tina car in. Tina goes to knock on the door and Regina gets scared as she see this. Frankie try to befriend Tina but all she care about is her moving her car. Did Frankie block Tina in on purpose? Frankie know Regina and Elm is having affair, could she be trying to tell Tina? Regina calls Elm asking did he see this. He thinks Regina talking about the game. She had told him, Frankie knows about their affair. She lets him know she is talking to Tina. Regina want to know what did she say to Tina. Elm tell her everything was fine because Tina would be down his throat. Tina was gone to work. Regina gets off the phone to confront Frankie. Elm doesn't want her to because he feel it will make it worst. Regina doesn't care. She approached Frankie. She asked Frankie what did she say to Tina. Frankie tell her to get out her face. Regina threaten Frankie again but she ain't scared. Frankie said," little girl, you have one more time to threaten me." Elm calls Regina to come here. He doesn't want to make the situation worst. They need to end this affair.

Rick picks up Shelby, but Shelby has to take her mother something to eat. Mama not happy to see Shelby, she asked, "Where is Bonnie?" She pretends to want a hug from mother. Her mother knows she is up to no good. Shelby insist she want a hug. Her mother tries to fight Shelby off, but Shelby hugs anyway. Well, Mama was right about Shelby, she took her mother wallet. Being stuck to the bed has its disadvantage. But I didn't expect mama to pull out that gun. She asked Shelby for her money. When Shelby refused, she let off her rounds. Shelby ran out after stealing $20 from her mother. Shelby and Rick drives off to get high. Shelby screaming bye bye bitch. That is so sad.

At the diner, Octavia volunteers to take lunch to Bonnie's mother. Bonnie's knows something is going on and she wants answers. Octavia know Bonnie's mother has them mirrors and be seeing everything. She want to question her about Regina's whereabouts. Bonnie tells Octavia her mother has nothing to do with that. Octavia admits to Bonnie she think Regina is cheating on her brother. Octavia then ask Bonnie how is she doing. Once again, Bonnie hears about the Secret Service shooting the thug. Remember, her mother told her the same thing that day. She thought her mother didn't know what she was talking about. She also think Octavia doesn't know what she is talking about. For some reason, Bonnie doesn't want to believe Anna is in that deep.

The sheriff shows up at Jolene's trailer. We finally learn mama name. Lol. Everyone has to enter from the back door because she can't get up. As the sheriff is walking to the back, he can't believe how filthy and junky Jolene is living. Once he gets inside the trailer, he even in more shock to see the inside. Jolene reports to the sheriff that Shelby stoled her money. The sheriff is more focused on the mess of her house. Finally, someone tells her she can't live how she is living. All Jolene is worried about is her money. They stuff the sheriff talking about is the last thing on her mind. The sheriff see the shell cases on the floor. Jolene admits she shot at Shelby. Once again, the sheriff tells Jolene she has to get her place cleaned up. He tells her, he has an obligation to report this. Seems like the sheriff and Jolene knows alot about each other. Jolene mentioned his side piece across town. She told the sheriff bro do his job and get her money from Shelby. The sheriff goes to find Shelby but Jolene he will be back.

Anna finds Rebel with Ellis. Ellis is the guy who raped Bonnie, Anna, and Shelby. He is also Matt and Shelby's father. Anna tells Ellis to stay away from Rebel or she will have him arrested again. Anna and Rebel have words about why she is hanging with him. Rebel feels Anna have to no say in her life since she left her. Rebel tries to walk away from Anna. Anna grabs Rebel. When Rebel turns around, she smacks Anna. Then Anna smacks her back. But then Anna apologize for slapping her. WTH! Has she lost her mind? Why is she apologizing? I don't care how angry Rebel is, she deserved that smack. Rebel runs off after telling Anna you don't have the right to touch me.

First Lady Christian calls Dax. Like I said, he told her the President has a Secret Service agent in Happy and the President has talked to Anna. Dax just added fuel to Anna's problems. She hung up on him and he still stuck in Happy.

First Lady Christian approaches her husband about talking to Anna and having her protected. He doesn't deny anything. Now, the First Lady is ready to strike back. What is she about to do to Anna now? First Lady Christian told the President to call Anna in a hour, she is going to have alot to tell. Oh snap, what does that mean?

Brody runs into Nelson, Regina's husband. His family doesn't know he is coming home, not even his wife. Brody offers him a ride to the trailer but first he talks to Rebel. Rebel is walking up the street when she should be school. Brody asked her what is wrong and doesn't she belong in school. Rebel gives him attitude but Brody checked her on that. She apologized too, Rebel is very angry. Brody tries to get Rebel to talk to him but she walked away saying, "you won't understand."

Regina and Elm just finished having sex. As they putting their clothes on to go cook, Elm sees Tina pull up. He hides Regina in this closet but then under the bed. This love affair is about to blow up in both of their faces very soon. What made them think they could have an affair so close to home? Crazy, crazy, crazy!!

First Lady Christian has made her move. Octavia tells Bonnie to look. As they look out the diner windows, all you see is trucks driving up the rode. Octavia tells Bonnie, " I told you that was Secret Service. You sister has something to do with this." Bonnie says,"this can't be good." Well, at least Bonnie is finally seeing clearly. Anna is in very serious trouble with a powerful woman. Did the First Lady send news reporters to Happy, Alabama for a story on Anna's upbringing?

Between Anna troubles, neighbors having affairs, a sex predator free and an unexpected pregnancy; Happy, Alabama is one bust town. Stay tune because it looks like the heat is about to be smoking in Happy, Alabama.

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