#its called soccer !! ! !!

[mahgck]

me abt living in america 99% of the time: 😐

me when america wins an international sport:

#WOOHOOO!!!!!!!! #its called soccer #fifa wc

[mioakem]

RAHHHHH HAPPY FOURTH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#ITS CALLED SOCCER #WTF IS A KILOMETER #RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[joanpuckinsucks]

CAPS WIN AMERICA RAHHHHHHHH LETS GO CAPS OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

YAHHHHHH D STROME FOR PRESIDENT

#caps lb #washington capitals #nhl #ohhh say can you see #what the fuck is a kilometer #its called soccer

[various-swear-words]

#Its called soccer #fifa wc #fifa22

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

waking up means starting the day's long battle of fighting to stay conscious

#ough im so sleepy.... eepy even.... #i already slept so much but the couch is calling to me #'maybe a lil nap wouldnt hurt' < thats the demons talking #but honestly. what WOULD it hurt? its not like i have literally Anything going on in my life! #there is nothing i need to be awake for! #why shouldn't i doze. why shouldn't i.... #IM LOSING THE BATTLE #absolutely unprompted #i would like to scribble but im so tired... so sleepy... my eyelids are so heavy #just... just one little nap. an hour! or two. or five. lets go for a coma actually that sounds festive #a month long sleep should fix me (lie) #ill scribble some laughingstock later i prommy.... #awww wait tangent #my cat letti has started up a new game #where she shoves a toy under a shelf and then runs to the other side to try and fish it out from underneath #and then she shoves it back under rinse and repeat #she's so enthusiastic about it... practically throwing herself around as she bats the toy back and forth #oh nope she got it out and now she's tossing it around & playing cat soccer with it <3 #and i am going to go Nap. ive lost the battle <3 im waving a white flag <3 i surrender to diet death

[ohhtobeagooner]

usa wins if we are talking about who has the most boring chants ever. where is the flavour? the insults? the extremely personal attacks???

#“iTs cALLed sOcCer” #“usa usa usa” #so creative #england vs usa #world cup

[clairityy]

I wish more americans appreciated the sport of soccer because lets be honest, its so much more entertaining than american football, one of the most boring sports to ever exist

#i don't understand why so many people like football its so boring and there's so many ad breaks #idc if people call it the 'nation's sport' #because first of all baseball is actually the official sport of the united states #and second of all football just consists of a bunch of men tackling each other and getting brain damage #there's nothing fun about lifelong brain damage but its America baby we don't care about people's wellbeing #but i digress #world cup #soccer #football #text post

[drowningincaffiene]

i see one attractive person and i start thinking hmmm maybe american football is interesting after all...........

#its called football right? with the 🏈 ball #then what do they call this ⚽ #soccer? #idk

[revlushaun]

thinking about my grade 8 crush who was my sexual awakening (I had to admit to myself I am gay because he was and still is the most attractive person I have ever seen) and how when I tried to make an excuse to talk to him by saying how much I liked the snack he was eating he gave me his the next day he had it. it was a Twinkie. I codenamed him Twinkie before I knew what a twink was

#he was was definitely not a twink #buff soccer player #who also played guitar #and had the most beautiful singing voice #and the coolest name ever. #he constantly got called perfect by ppl and its not hard to see why

[sanchoyo]

I wanted to do a daily art challenge but didn't vibe with any of the lists I found so I made my own :-) will try to post smth for each prompt everyday over on my art blog @sanchoyoscribbles, even if it’s just lil doodles or sketches!! (mostly, I want to work on composition and values, so its very likely to be b&w sketches) also anyone else who wants to do this is free to join in ^_^

#daily may...........or as i like 2 call it.......maily #mayly?? #white soccer mom type name. sorry #sanchoyorambles #chose may bc its the least busy time of the year for me usually #AND no seasonal depresh bc its so pretty out. #yaaay #also all of these will prob be oc drawings .... (is obsessed w them) #maybe a fanart or two tho we will see!!

[koalemosz]

thing is if leo wasn't the type of person he was to make this questionable decision I wouldn't love him so much. like he's not chosen any European club bc he loves Barca too much, u could see psg was just for wc training and at the end of the day he's a father & husband who wants what's best for his kids and not to ferry them around everywhere and that's what I love about him. he sacrificed himself so Barca players wouldn't be sold, he is finishing his European on top of the world and I'll always support him

#rambling #in a ferry desperately trying to connect to the wifi so just got the news 😭 #am i gutted hes not in europe anymore? yes #but on the other hand he gave us almost 20 years of his life being scrutinised and compared and had the enormous pressure #of being the “goat” at like. 22 #he said he wants a break. #and i cant blame him #now hes got what he wanted most & has everything u can win in the game #really the only thing that he would still be playing for in europe would be for his fans #but hes already given us so much #anyway hes not retiring or dead 💀 im gonna 100% be watching him flop in the mls #its called soccer !! ! !! #leo messi #ALSO I CAN STOP STRESSING OVER HIS TRANSFER YAY

[curiosityjams]

my future when it comes to still being Active on social media is teebeedee, but my main resolution for 2024 is like...be comfortable w/ being completely offline even if it's just for a day or a week.

#the good news is that i don't check sm during the am hours anymore (by that i mean like as soon as i wake up i still need to work #on being less online during the after hours aka anything later than 9-10pm ish) #BUT i've learned that being active hasn't made my ppl pleasing tendencies better and that there are many many things i need to like #work on far away from places like tumblr and The Big Four #(that being ig twitter still not calling it x fb and like...reddit #though tbf i haven't been ACTIVE active on twitter + fb for almost 4/5 years now so theres that #i still lurk the former when i'm feeling REAL bored but thats rare these days which is an improvement? #though i also have to work on doing shit that doesnt involve online brainrot 24/7 aka reading and writing and like...watching media that #isnt like...football (soccer 4 the us/canada/aus folks) #but lb ruined my love of film for a LONG long time bc it values getting the most pop review over idk actually loving movies #idk its just me rambling abt my relationship w/ sm and where it stands atm perdon sghdjfhj #the tl;dr is i need to shut up and log off when my body is telling me to stop gsbdhjfghjikejr #be quiet drea

[shvroyism]

we need to find a way to make every male football fan disappear

#and i mean this football ⚽️🥅 because americans are weird for calling it soccer while the rest of the world calls it football #like this 🏈 will never be football #its always americans ruining everything for everyone

[thewinchestah]

eu não consigo não imaginar ele narrando jogo na rádio. o tanto de entretenimento que o querido teria durante o 7x1, os rebaixamentos do Vasco, as brigas de torcida, gremista depredando a cabine do VAR. a existência de erros de abirtragem… e sim, ele é Flamengo.

#I’m sorry this is so especific but I made this silly edit waaaay back and it has been living in my mind rent free #in case you care he’s narrating a football (I’m Brazilian I won’t call it soccer) game and man… DOES HE HAS THE VOICE FOR IT. #plus its really funny because it matches almost perfectly #eu poderia escutar o Flamengo perder a libertadores pro Palmeiras de novo na voz dele e eu não choraria #and yes my team is winning #he is flamengo #how to I even tag it? #alastor #alastor edit #the radio demon #futebol no radio #Flamengo #hazbin hotel #I’m so sorry

[microfeelings]

Usa lost, its now illegal to call football "soccer"

#STOP calling it soccer #its not even a england vs usa thing EVERYONE ELSE calls it football.. #al menos ahora si ganamos no va a haber un partido de argentina vs usa #porque ahi si. si perdiamos me suicidaba #world cup

[bettercostume]

hmmm. was listening to a podcast about euro soccer and became enraged at the loving and country-specific nicknames in a call-in descriptions of haaland and city and realized i was in a tchotchki shop bloodlessly gripping a moomin thermos with a 1000-yard stare, teeth clenched

#its called soccer here (not america) before any of u start