#its SO sexy oh my god

[nightmarist]

Zevlor, Elturel Exile by Dave Rapoza

#zevlor #mtg #bg3 #this artwork is so sexy #i AM sad i dont see his tail anywhere tho...... rip #the POSE. his legs. straight on stare. his casual arm and the pointed sword. #the tentacles just barely touching him..... #its SO sexy oh my god

[yoongiofmydreams]

Yes the mulleeeet!!!!!!!!!

#hobipalooza #🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #its so sexy oh my god

[taikanyohou]

"You prepared this many backup sheets ... so, why? Regardless of the weather, ready to go anytime?"

MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023). Episode 3.

#my personal weatherman #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #mlmsource #boyslovesource #jdramasource #jdramaedit #* #faiza gifs #god this was so sexy i cant even TELL you. #yall want a healthy d / s relationship? LITERALLY here's one. RIGHT HERE. #'well done' oh my god OKAY. #ugh 7th gif yoh wants to be kissed SO bad its .... I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Joseph Curwen - brings his mistress back from the dead.

The Haunted Palace (1963) // dir. Roger Corman

#vincent price #the haunted palace #haunted palace #hp lovecraft #edgar allan poe #kiss #kissing #oh what id give... #i wish i were she!! #those big hands on my face and shit.... #its hot in here #*fans self* #hes so sexy #so hot #bicon #bisexual #god #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs #roger corman

[boxwinebaddie]

EVIILLL (i love that) BUT do they still make out WAYYYY longer then needed even if they're broken up?

oh, Certainly, darling. ;)

here’s the reference post for context.

and actually, that whole music video scene/side plot lives so rent free in my head, that i…started writing it out as a little mini para? i just miss writing stuff and wanted to do something fun and dramatic and spicy with legit crazy amounts of emotional/sexual tension in it.

because…oooough my god, i just know jersey was annoying and extra as FUCK that whole time. which, while diabolical, is also a very bold move bc stan was not speaking to him, like, At All and had no intentions to but kyle, conversely was extremely desperate speak to him so…he saw his opportunity and he took it, baby!

my man was Working! It! every angle, throwing his head back, his jawline could cut glass, his hair was so luxurious i bet it smelled so good, his like billowy tunic thing was falling over his shoulder, which has so many freckles on it…all while he was winking and waving his pretty long ass fingers at stan, smiling evilly.

— and when kyle does the things he did to him as raven back to him, it’s so funny to me because stan had to be blackout drunk and try really hard to exert that level of sex appeal as the biggest boyfailure on planet earth, but jersey quite literally is just That Bitch, does not need to try at all, can do it ten times better and it’s one hundred times more effective on ravenstan —

who is probably in hair in makeup, gripping the table so hard, trying to be unbothered when he’s SO bothered, hot and otherwise, shaking so much the hair and makeup team are like “you need to stay still.”

like stay still???? STAY STILL??? bitch! could you stay still if literally your ex super best boyfriend and the hottest person on planet earth is trying to eye!fuck! you! during the shoot for YOUR MUSIC VIDEO??? which i know that was extra stressful bc it was stan’s music video so it was his concept so he designed his own hell and built it around kyle and wanting to see kyle do it, so he literally played himself, rip bestie.

a mess…a MEEESSS.

and after all that happens which, whEw! a lot was happening, it was Very Ungentlemanly And Depraved, there were a lot of hands…in places that polite young man’s hands should not be…but when they pulled off i Swear kyle was smirking lookin sooo smug and satisfied, absolutely shameless, abt to try and go in for another one like literally tucking stan’s hair behind his ear, like skating his nail down his jaw line slowly and stan was SEETHING. i mean mad mad MAD!!! and stan never gets mad. like he stormed the hell out of there slammed the door And Everything before screaming into his hands.

free ravenstan, stop the violence jersey!!! you know my man is a pacifist and can’t fight back. :/

p.s. pls note that ravenstan looks like a slutty punk rock crimson dawn virgin sacrifice version of victor van dort in corpse bride but like more red than blue bc of raven stans angst divorce hair…do we…do we see the vision? there’s a vision and in it stan looks extremely pretty, wide eyed, easily corrupted & biteable. <3

#oh my god literally this entire thing is a mess #like the fact that ravenstan probably had an extremely vivid sexually charged dream about this #was like hm what if i make it a music video and pretend like its beautiful artistry when i really just want to see kyle #dressed like a sexy sexy vampire and do bad things to me #LKHDLKHSHSLSKHS JAIIIILLLLL #but like then takes literally the fattest l on planet earth bc he literally built his own hell like he fucked up so badly #he did not think kyle was gonna show he thought he was gonna cancel like literally stan wanted to call in sick but its HIS MV??? #and jimmy and kenny are like are you okay can you do this and hes like duh yeah ofc im a professional i dont even car-- #literally walks into jERSEY and who just winks and says Watch Where Ya Flyin’ Angel ;) HDSLKS HE WANTED TO DIEEE #AAAA WATCH WHERE UR FLYING ANGEL IS SOOO SICK OF HIM LIKE I AM IN SHOCK I WOULD FALL TO MY KNEES #LIKE KYLE PLEASE STOP RIZZING HIM HES SO WEAK HE WAS BREATHING SO HEAVILY JIMMY WAS PATTING HIM ON THE BACK #WITH HIS CRUTCH LIKE THERE THERE BUDDY KSHDLKDS #amazing i...am gonna write it i want to laugh and cry #jersey kyle is too good at this like hes so powerful #they looked good i know they looked good anyways do we see the vision are we obsessed i want the copy of the mv #but like the xxx directors cut where stan and kyle makeout for like several minutes and knock everything over #thank you for coming to my ted talk #also i wrote this ask meme bc i was just talking to rp about it and i literally got so unhinged help akshdlksad

[notmoreflippingelves]

Is is just me or is S11 the hottest Flambeau has ever been?

#notmoreflippingelves watches #father brown #hercule flambeau #john light #i'm just sitting here clutching my face and staring stupidly #he's just... oh my god...he's everything #it's not even just the beard #even if its the best its looked since 'mysteries of the rosary' #it's not even the slow transformation into a silver fox since that's been happening since at least s4 #it's not even the grappling or the disguise outfit since again; we've seen this before #there's just something about him in this episode that has bewitched me body and soul #can't quite put my finger on why tho #i saw a man so beautiful; i started crying #father brown spoilers #except not really cause the spoiler is just...john light = big sexy #which we've known for ages #okay little spoiler: i can't believe sullivan threw his own gf in jail #for no other reason than flamby made him look stewpid in front of her last time #like...insecure much; eddy my boy? #this is just reinforcing my desire for flamby/ mrs d tbh #or maybe... #flamby/mrs. d/sullivan #nah sully's too repressed and conventional and law-abiding to even consider it even if he is demi and bi #but it would be so hot though #i'll probably stop binging after this ep tbh b/c 5 episodes in a day is too many and i need some impulse control #i wasn't even planning on watching this one but john light's stupid handsome face seduced me into it

[cyancherub]

CASSIE CASSIE LOOK

https://www.patreon.com/posts/nsfw-menthol-75822031?utm_medium=post_notification_email&utm_source=post_link&utm_campaign=patron_engagement&token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWRpc19rZXkiOiJpYToyODRhMWRmNi1kMDRlLTQzZDktOTRjMy0zMWYxMTcyZTIyYTEiLCJwb3N0X2lkIjo3NTgyMjAzMSwicGF0cm9uX2lkIjo0MjEzNjk0N30.v0jiNEBpKVD9gmtNFnQh4RkdIVoN65d7BoByZ1Me0tQ

@TEAFORGODS MADE ART FOR MENTHOL

cliky link GUYS LOOK HOLY FUCK ITS SO !!!!! OH my fdgodghkd IM SCREAMFISDHGDFJGHDG panties dropping jaw open I AM IN A COLD SWEAT JESUS FCHISRJHDGF

HELLO I NEED TO SPRINT TO TELL THEM THANK U PLS IM TEARING MY HAIR OUT THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE OHHHEH12UE6123EHGDSF.. THE CENTIPEDE TATTOOS USEFHDSHFHSD

IM GOING TO BE SO UNWELL

#thotbox #thotmail #menthol #OH MY FUCKIGFHg #OH MY GOD????? #I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND RIGHT NOW HELPME #i just. #HOW CAN I GO ON LIKE THIS I FEEL LEIKE IM GOING TO PASS OUT ITS SO SEXY DEAR GOD #h-HOW DO I CONTACT THEM PLEASEE someone tell them i said thank u and i love their art #I WILL MAKE A PATREON ACCOUNT SO I CAN TELL THEM PLUS I NEED TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR ACC ANYWAY THEIR ART IS SOO SEXY KSEYFUDG

[ontdah]

"Good evening. You're up rather late. Whatever it is you needed, I recommend you save it for the morning."

(slight nsfw under cut)

"Why are you staring like that? It's not as though I'm nude, tsk tsk. Can't a man be comfortable in his own room?"

Rumor has it the mysterious oyabun of the Flux has.. A very particular taste in evening wear.

#homestuck intermission #mspa #the felt #the flux #deor #gangshuffle #gs die #art #pin up drawing #demons possessed me and i made this in 6 hours #i love deor so much oh my god. #hhrggghh #its my blog and sexy art can be here i said so #sexy art

[wyllsravengard]

this is not funny anymore oh my god

#HE IS SO SEXY IN RDR1 #i hate the mechanics on controller but i will play just so can see him #its spelling his name in morse code WHAT ON EARTHGFDGKJFSJJ #oh my god......... this is earth shattering...... im so sick

[taikanyohou]

#PrettyPillowPrincessPete. KinnPorsche (2022) : Episode 12.

#pete #vegaspete #kinnporsche #asianlgbtqdramas #* #faiza gifs #PILLOW PRINCESS PETE AKA MY FAVE SIDE OF PETE!!!!!!!!!! #LIKE. THIS IS WHO PETE IS. THIS IS PETE. THE ONE WHO DESIRES AND DESIRES AND DESIRES AND LUSTS AND LUSTS AND LUSTS #AND IS SO SO HUNGRY AND SO SO INSATIABLE AND WANTON AND HE JUST WANTS FROM VEGAS. HE TAKES AND TAKES FROM HIM. #AND WHILST DOING SO HE ABSOLUTELY BASKS IN IT!!!! HE IS SO GOOOOOOOD AT IT!!! HE TAKES WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER. #BC THIS IS ALLLLLLL WHAT HE WANTS!!!!!!! AND ITS WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE!!!!! SO SO PRETTY SO SO SOOO PRETTY. #hence why vegas saying 'come here dont by shy' FUCKING SMACKS AND HITS bc vegas has SEEN how pete TAKES from him #and how pete HUNGERS and how pete fucking DESIRES WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER #AND WHY VEGAS' 'DO YOU KNOW HOW SEXY YOU ARE?' HITS SO DAMN HARD TOO. #oh my GOD.

[gomacave]

i wanna draw a cool sexy pose with swords all cool and shit but the buster sword is so huge and fucking ugly GODDD i love it BUT ITS LIKE THE LEAST SEXY SWORD EVER

#i wanna try my hand at an animatic w sef/ikura where its like in the mononoke hime pose but oh my god THE FUCKING BUSTER SWORD LMFAOOOO #like i want 2 draw seph kissing a sword but. gestures. #in comparison sephs sword is so pretty and thin (way too long) but like at least its sexy #txt #gomaff

[michiganmerchant]

web weaving or whatever

#last night my brain had two thoughts collide like atoms producing a nuclear fission in the form of THEE most insane trope to ME which is #pet psychopath and his even crazier handler -> brandt and luke respectively #watching brandt get at it with an OHL dad over the boards during the playoff like YEAHHH that's my dman with character issues #SO BEAUTIFUL. and the tsn video too. god. the one where he gets into a playfight but ends up spinning the dude around #the potential is THERE and i am cooking up SO many scenarios in my head i am actually going insane. #when you're the kid who used to beat up your brothers friends during street hockey and you were called a pitbull like CMONNNN #it's not that luke doesnt have character issues its just that it was trained out of him by ellen who would NEVER let that fly but unlike hi #lady byng finalist brother and his +2 penalty drawing brother luke has ZERO compulsions actually shithousing someone #and he's such a bitch about it too. he's more of a bitch than his two brothers combined. if penalties weren't a thing in real life #the clarke/hughes dpairing would be the most rat bastard shithousery penalty drawns tandem in the LEAGUE thats my inteprid take #and the thing about pet psychopath and his even crazier handler is it that the devotion goes CRAZYYYYYY #brandt going fucking insane and luke having to haul him off before he starts beating up the dude himself like NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY BABY!!! #even if my baby started it lol. if brandt's crazy luke is batshit insane and then brandt has to go haul luke off before he gets kicked out #someone tries to chirp brandt over him fighting for luke constantly and brandt is like :) you're fucking lucky it's not luke #because CRUCIALLY luke is the better fighter. again. his even crazier handler. always ready to answer for brandt's attitude #in the locker room brandt like good job baby that was so sexy of you to right hook him -> rest of the devs staring in horror #JUST SOMETHING ABOUT COMING TO BLOWS FOR YOUR MAN!!! LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH A SMILE FULL OF BLOOD LIKE DID I DO GOOD? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD? #AND THEM RESPONDING WITH 100% RECIPROCATION. OH IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE RECIPROCATION. #need them to be fucking bitches on the ice beating everyone up that would be so sexy to me!!! #the brandt/luke agenda #thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.

[katiefratie]

Man it's actually really fucking me up that now of the 3 times I've brought up watching thus show the almost immediate reaction is Why, and That doesn't seem like something You'd be into and it's really really getting to me it sucks a lot :( I worry so much about that almost explicitly and someone not in my family hasn't questioned me about what I watch in years,

#it sucks even more cause i know its not intentional #and the text based format makes things come across much harsher so often #but god #shoulda kept my pact to just not bring it up ever again #i literally do worry so much about the fact that i like a lot of things meaning people wont actually trust my opinion on stuff #and it Sucked to be told this seemed against type because something it its oast was to edgy and sexy for me #it was Not the intention #but i felt so much like a child in that moment #literally no one said it i just felt fucking uwued #to precious and to pure to be able to like this thing #literally only my family has gone “oh you watched That” and i expect that from them #hearing it from friends really hurt :( #anyway if i know you and you read this all i mean it do Not talk to me about it #its to raw and i cannot handle talking about it again #i need to calm down

[todayisafridaynight]

stream tomorrow. ~3pm est. this fuckin site. if i dont get hit by a car by then.

#snap chats #ill make another reminder post an hour before the stream tomorrow dont worry #yes this is related yes this is also so i can be angry FUCK #imagine being an american and waking up and reading the news and wanting to light everything on fire #anyways. before i bring politics into my funny sideblog. #ive been shirking /drafting/ a comic all week cause i keep getting distracted And Brother I Feel Another Impulsive Idea Enter The Dome #ok im lying its another idea ive had cooking in the back ever since i made my initial tattoo post but it's a short silly comic #so i think i can get the one day Relatively quickly #BUUUUT the main monster i wanna do.... idk what ive been shirking it it SHOULDNT be terribly long #it SHOULD be pretty simple and just me being Smart and Funny right and yet... brain broken. #i dont know if i want to make it especially long or keep it short and sweet... #SOOOO this all relates back to Stream Tomorrow because i wanna have it at least DRAFTED in my head by then #not another accountability stream... uh oh... #i vow to be less annoying this time around i looked in the mirror and reviewed myself and said 'bitch shut up you fidgety bastard' #so HOPEFULLY i'll be less erratic #in any case. off to do that mini comic. i guess it's more of a warm up in my book #bye bye ill see yall in five. hours. #cause apparently thats how long it takes me to COLOR SHIT god forbid sketching and lining and kms #ok bye fr stay sexy

[fragiledate]

cringetober day 31: HALLOOWEEEEENNN!!!!

#halloween #micah #samael #first time trick or treating. guess who insisted on going and decided to be funny about it... #and guess who's an anxious nervous mess literally stress levels like he's about to get mauled to death my literal wolves ? #I TJINK YOU CAN GUESSSSS #micah is such a little asshole literally hes insane #he soo would dress up as a DEMON what a FREAK #cringetober #im finally fucking done #only prompts i didnt do wasss i think definitely old art redraw #and maybe something else unsure... #hot villain and all edge no point #i didn't really get all edge no point no ideas for that one #and didn't feel like drawing the villains i found sexy too much mond searching #anyways. Soo proud of myself. #28/31 prompts is literally so so so much more than ive ever done before oh my god !? ive probs done max 5 during the month. crazy! #this drawings colors r rlly dark but . its ok. #bath soup

[serendipitousxiao]

spoilers for the webtoon but //

kaeya LURED collei to a DARK ALLEYWAY where he psychologically TORTURED her until she tried to KILL HIM and then when he was about to kill HER she said “please kill me” and thats the only reason he paused and amber managed to save her ???????? and then they brought collei back to mondstadt for the windblume festival and she didnt even bring it up !!!!!

#genshin spoilers #i dont even know how to tag this bc its like spoilers for a webtoon thats been out longer than the game has #and its a prequel hahaha #but MAN oh my GOD #if i were collei id never stop talking abt it #no wonder kaeya didnt get windblume content #hes so sexy i forgive him