Artistic rendition of the Little White Dog I just stuffed full of charcoal.
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New type of guy: thinks he's a charming master manipulator; actually just a terminal people pleaser.
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Every time another psychological researcher or behavioral economics researcher studying the topic of "dishonesty" is revealed for academic fraud, I cheer loudly like a student who just saw someone throw a crumpled paper into the trash from across the room.
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I love texting fawn insane things that would get me lobotomized a few centuries ago (fic) and then following up with nothing else
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bagi's background music always sounds like a radio station from the early 2010s lmao
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anyway, one of my fave things is asking a friend to do something (usually pet a dog an approximate number of times or tell a dog they're cute) and they remember to do so and tell me OR they send me video evidence of the event
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need a video comp of all the times Pat says “Okay?” in that particular tone
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my greatest pleasure is watching people play The Dog Island for the first time. they never expect that opening. ever.
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Why are there so many times in baldur's gate when the solution to a problem (if you have high enough charisma) is just to convince your enemy to kill themselves
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so far my favorite part of spy x family is when anya goes Σ(°ロ°)
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Our two oldest cats have always yelled at us while we’re getting their food together in the kitchen and now they’ve got the youngest one started, too. To top it off, Rex and Punkin will pace behind us in the kitchen but Shepard is better than them and she sits exactly where she knows her food goes. So, there are two very loud meows and then one distant meow from the living room. And they do it in a round. Punkin starts, then Rex goes, then Shepard, then repeat.
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I think my favorite side plot in WWDITS is the cursed hat
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My favorite bit is that one of my friends pissed on the floor of the pride center at my college. He didn't actually, but everytime I say it to someone they believe me. Even one of my other friends believed me for a a minute even though he was there when I started that joke. Jonah pissed in the pride center spread the word.
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last night and remembered this tweet
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