#it's never gonna happen

[backonrepeat]

After the overall awesomeness of BG3, and especially its delightfully compelling and charismatic villains, I can't help but wish for a Larian "Curse of Strahd" game.

Give Strahd to whoever wrote for Raphael to capture that manipulative, seductive, pathetic loser je ne se quoi. Get Andrew Wincott or Jason Isaacs to voice him for that evil charm.

Maybe some of the destined allies become your new companions, or potential romances. Ezmerelda can inherit the badass warrior seat from lae'zel, and Kasimir can take over pathetic sad wizard duties.

Larian loves their grey morals and hard choice endings, and Barovia offers plenty of possibilities for both.

It could be so beautiful...

#it's never gonna happen #but dreaming is free #and i'll still buy whatever larian puts out next #be it dlc bg4 or another property #baldur's gate 3 #larian #curse of strahd #strahd

[yeastinfectionvale]

hahah just had the fucked up idea that Mig made a Tumblr to promote his podcast and the next day we get a podcast episode where he exposes everything he found.

#professional yapper #It's never gonna happen

[lasagna-eater]

Dave Plush.. : 3c 

#it's never gonna happen #shitpost #fnaf dave miller #Dave Miller #fnaf novels #fnaf #five nights at freddy's

[islib]

you know, as much as I genuinely love the competitiveness (GET WORSE, PLEASE, I AM DYING FOR SOME DEATH LOOPS) I think it would be amazing if the teams came out day-before-last with equal wins and noone logged on for the last day

#it's never gonna happen #but wouldn't that be hilarious #qsmp #qsmp purgatory

[imthebentley]

dont go wasting your eeeemotions

lay all your love on meeeeee

don't go wasting your devooootioooonDONT

STOP

ME

NOW

#IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN #I AM A QUEEN CAR #YOU CAN START ANYTHING BUT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE INTO QUEEN IN THE END #That is the way of the world bebe

[fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak]

6.29.2023.

Am I wearing a Valentine's shirt in June? Yup. Do I care? Nope. My body is having a flare-up and I'm not happy about it. I traded my circuit training for 2 separate walks today in hopes that it will calm down quickly. I have way too much stuff to do. And that's exactly why my body would try to revolt 🙄

#workouts #cardio #if i could ever find the balance between not enough and too much it would be nice #it's never gonna happen #inflammation woes until the end of time

[fieldnote119]

I hope Leatin gets a super soft lead up to their first kiss and the start of a romantic relationship. Like, we already had an angsty, argument turned kiss with Shoni and I don't necessarily trust the writers to give us something that doesn't feel recycled Shoni stuff.

I want Leatin heart eyes and casual hand holding and cuddles. I want confessions and agreeing to take things slow and a bunker date that you know Shelby sets up for them. I want "Can I kiss you?" or "Is this okay?" while leaning in. I want them to be gentle with each other. I want open communication. I know it's not as entertaining, but we've already had two seasons of angsty shit between these two. These characters deserve super soft love.

#the wilds #leah rilke #fatin jadmani #leatin #shelby and rachel are gonna prep the date for them #it's never gonna happen #especially with the boys there #but i want it so bad

[ladyofrosefire]

📓?

...You know the folktale where the famously grim princess will marry the person who makes her laugh?

There was a hot minute where Bal and I were considering writing that for Kaylie and Cassandra as a sequel to Lindworm Fic.

#come and chat #Critical Role #CR Season 1 #mischiefseven #listen i'm very sorry i'm pulling this out of the graveyard to taunt you #really #it's never gonna happen

[radi0silenxe]

the day south park ends is the day I end

#it's never gonna happen #it BETTER not #south park

[lastonthebrakes]

max should get a pair of cartier shades to match his bracelets so he can do the whole joe burrow cartier glasses i won't even peek at you thing

#it's never gonna happen #but a girl can dream... #ok now i'm imagining max in one of joe's fits and sgajdjshs lmao #max verstappen

[nothanksbi]

Must you confuse me so?

#yearning #oh my heart #boy crush #agony #i'm so mad #the disappointment #does he even like me #huh #one liners #sad but true #sad #ugh #it's never gonna happen #patience #should i keep going?

[wtfjd95]

I wanna be someone's thirst trap irl 😩

#it's never gonna happen #but oh well #lgbtq #lgbtq community #queer #lesbian #masc lesbian #lgbtqia+ #it's just not meant to be for me i guess

[lywinis]

My secretest of hopes is that in Stranger Things S5 Mike gets dumped by Eleven/Jane and then goes on to remain single because both Will and Eleven/Jane realize that Mike is *annoying as hell* and emotionally immature--

mostly bc I want the By*er fans to stop posting their garbage in the Reddie and Jopper tags.

Instead, I know I will get a shitton of 'we were queerbaited!' yelling and screaming despite us having actual queer representation with Robin Buckley being her lesbian self, but I DIGRESS--

#you do not belong here #get out of my tags #yes I report them for spam but there are SO MANY #it's never gonna happen #and it will go down as another Supernatural bonfire #which will be funny but I also fear the fallout #I'm right and I should say it

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^ #hermitcraft #rendog #vintagebeef #tangotek #i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season #i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna #edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame #grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #mcyt #fanart #special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this #(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)

[gnfmoon]

i would actually kill to see an irl stream of dteam going to adopt a new kitten and bring them home to introduce them to patches

#it's never gonna happen

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #kinda ? #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #vaggie #my art #and we will never know what else happened on that fake date #except that Vox is still alive after it which is a miracle #also yes I do have the full color HD version of the photo #still haven't decided if I'm gonna do something with that #it's just my desktop background for now #fun fact their poses in the photo was greatly inspired by the “cock shame���/“pussy facing the world” meme