#it's fun here

[sparks-chaotic-cove]

This is Bert and he is unemployed

This is also Bert. He is still unemployed

#terramortis smp #owen terramortis #I love the bug smp tehe #it's fun here #mcyt

[lazylittledragon]

happy deathiversary to the queen. can we do the rest of the bastards now

#ramble #i am one of the sane people on the crap island who despises the royals #you don't know anger until you're choosing between food and central heating while they spend billions on a coronation #or when your sorry excuse for a government is having christmas parties while old people die on zoom with their children #or when 30% of the country despises you and is actively campaigning to take your rights away #and the worst part is you're not allowed to leave even when you didn't vote for it #it's fun here

[adribelladonna]

When I was saying I wanted an Ace Attorney-esque gameplay section THIS was exactly what I meant. Thanks, 4.0, I'm not disappointed at all.

Move, Paimon, I am the expert here! Capcom has taught me well what to do when shit like this happens! Lemmie just *pulls out an attorney badge and pins it on Lumine's scarf*

Very yes.

#purposefully being vague to avoid spoiling things for the peeps #but if you know what segment of the quest I'm talking about... #if you know you know #genshin impact #genshin #genehin 4.0 is so niiiiiice #i love fontaine #it's fun here #I've robbed some poor french farmer of his carrots and I'm not sorry #fontaine

[scentedluminarysoul]

So, a German terf is now claiming that trans people were not arrested during Nazi Germany, that they were left alone oh and SS soldiers wore women's clothes for fun sometimes, so they liked trans people!

At the same time, two white female media figures made a podcast on why they want to keep using the N-word and how PoC can't ban that!

Just in case you wanted to know how Germany is doing 🙃

#germany #nazi #racism #not good #germany is doing not good #besides these fun things #poor people are told to not spend so much money #gas for heating might get shut off ''for the economy'' #wheelchair users are expected to pay MORE for using a taxi than ableds #paying a small flatrate for public transport is the worst thing since 1945 for some politicians #others want to incarcerate climate activists for protesting #even though the right to protest is so important here #they let literal nazis march for two years side by side with covid deniers #and don't ask about our covid guidelines #(we don't have any) #it's fun here

[fragilecapric0rnn]

it is my duty in this world to write wacky zany stranger things AUs where all of the characters remain in-character for two reasons. a mix of passion/dedication to my blorbos AND spite for everyone who turns them into their OCs and write them so out of character it makes me wish my eyeballs could come out of my head so i could put them into a drawer.

#this is me half kidding and half not kidding #oops #sen talks #i am in the mood to be spicy about my opinions on the matter of ooc fic #im just happy that i have this corner of fandom carved out #it's nice here #it's fun here #but this post also acting as my blacklight in a shitty hotel room #maybe i'll delete this idk #blame pinkie anon for getting me all riled up on the matter!

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

#it is hell on earth out here #got like 6 different rejection emails today #so much fun /sarcasm #job hunting

[cronenfag]

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#obvi just using gore to compensate for shitty writing doesn't make something good #BUT. complaining about gore in horror movies is sooo weird like that's half the reason i'm here #also good and fun gore does actually compensate for shitty writing. maybe not to you but to me #it has to be good tho #m

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[shinybulbasaur]

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #xisumavoid #xisuma #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft mumbo #grian #implied at least lol #i forgot how much I love my xisuma design he was so fun to draw here #not pictured here: xisuma's absolutely unhinged scream immediately after this and grian screeching 'YOU SAID HAVE FAITH' over and over agai

[captainfantasticalright]

Sir Terry Pratchett: on writing Good Omens with Neil Gaiman

I love the whole interview but this little snippet most of all:

Terry: “You can usually bet, and I’m sure Neil Gaiman would say the same thing, that, uh, if I go into a bookstore to do a signing and someone presents me with three books, the chances are that one of them is going to be a very battered copy of Good Omens; and it will smell as if it’s been dropped in parsnip soup or something in and it’s gone fluffy and crinkly around the edges and they’ll admit that it’s the fourth copy they’ve bought”.

You can never own enough Good Omens copies.

#good omens #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens fun facts #good omens interviews #this place is lacking on Terry interviews #i will bring them here #parsnip #gnu terry pratchett

[agentromanoffsir]

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

#neocities #old web #webcore #old internet #web revival #indie web #html #website #recource #guide #can you tell that i've gotten REALLY into neocities this month!!!!! #but its so FUN i love seeing everyones weird af websites #its amazing #i love celebrating the old web #ANYWAYS MAKE A NEOCITIES HERES A GUIDE #i haven't touched html in like a decade #and i've been having a great time relearning #:) #share your sites with me!!!!!! #oh and share resources if you have them!

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

#idk what to tag this #worldbuilding #writing fiction #historical fiction #fantasy #a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition #this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over #and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby #they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle #and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?

[scentedluminarysoul]

Berlin, Germany

Anti Covid vaccine/measures protest.

Do i need to translate?

#germany #tw antisemitism #it's fun here

[boybecoming]

an ode to testosterone weight gain

#so many ppl are scared to go on T because of possible weight gain #i am here to tell you being a fat guy is really hot and fun #force masc #forcemasc #forced masculinization #boy hypno

[m1ssjess]

#count von count #2023 #Lotta people salty about the US having fun with their dates here