#it’s still nicotine

[astrum-aetherium]

what do you think the greek class would think of vapes?

amusingly, i’ve already discussed this topic at astounding length with my friends, lol. something about embedding that pretentious, out-of-touch, aesthetically focused group into a modern framework is just so incredibly comical. let’s break it down.

i mean, all of them are already heavily addicted to all those other things that harm your body: cigarettes, alcohol, excessive medication… you name it. i think we’re all fooling ourselves in thinking that they would be opposed to vaping because it’s a generally new, modern concept, and doesn’t exactly fit into the aesthetic category of dark academia. they could be against indulging in them, of course, but then again, it’s nicotine. in a dire moment, none of them would say no (saying this as a smoker who would never decline a vape at a dire time). except maybe henry (for obvious reasons) or bunny who would be convinced the government was putting something in those things to establish mind control, or something.

charles would be the main consumer of them all. he would have a vape or two on him at all times, all disposables because he doesn’t give a fuck. flavor-wise, he’s a watermelon or green apple kind of guy. but he’ll take anything. if you smell that sickly sweet chemical vapor, you just know the vape is coming from his nose or mouth. he’d be addicted, for sure. i’m talking throwing tantrums when his last one runs dry or he can’t find it in his pocket kind of addicted. a literal child with a pacifier.

let’s face it, and i’m just going to say it: richard would want to consume, but he wouldn’t have the money for it. therefore i think he’d just sneak singular ones of charles’ into his pockets when he isn’t looking. stealing whatever he can get his hands on and then hiding it in his sleeve like a teenager to take a hit so charles wouldn’t notice. or: charles would feel charitable and just give him one of his out of the kindness of his heart (given that there is a corner store selling them nearby so he can stock back up).

camilla is a strawberry/raspberry/grape flavor type of girl. however, i do see her with a watermelon vape as well, probably one charles got her because he thought she would like the same thing he does. she wouldn’t be as heavily addicted; she would still prefer cigarettes (henry’s influence). still, she would be hitting 100%. i mean, her brother would be the main consumer of the group. she’d have a vape of her own on her at all times.

aesthetically, i wanna say francis wouldn’t indulge, but then again, who are we kidding. he defended cigarettes saying they’re good for you and doctors are just gaslighting us about their harm. he would definitely vape. oh, and how he would love the sweet, fruity taste. however, he’d get tired of it fast, so i definitely see him always having two polar opposite vapes on him, large (like one of those walkie-talkie-looking ones) and refillable: one of them almost strangely sweet, like bubblegum or cotton candy, and then a plain, nicotine-flavored one. like an upper and a downer. it’d be a constant mix.

i can see henry yielding to the convenience of vapes despite all aesthetic objections. of course, he’d still predominantly smoke, but he would have his trusted little vape concealed in the pocket of his coat or in his bag for emergencies. he would definitely be the type of person with a refillable, plain-flavored one, though. the one you take a hit of out of curiosity and immediately regret it because it tastes like sewer water and burns your throat. and then he has the audacity to say he enjoys it. everyone would roll their eyes at him because the fruity, sweet taste is part of the experience — an experience he obviously wouldn’t want!

as i said, bunny would be opposed to vapes for political reasons. his parents or brothers will have told him some bullshit propaganda lie about vapes and he’d think they make you grow a new limb or funnel surveillance chips into your brain or something. he would 110% be the type of guy to yell about how bad they are, only to tearfully beg for a hit when he’s drunk and then mysteriously “lose” it when you ask for it back and then proceed to empty that shit out on the same night. the full cartridge. definitely the hypocritical kind of consumer. annoying as hell and always preaching when he’s very much indulging behind closed doors.

bonus addition: judy would vape like it’s nobody’s business. her dorm room would constantly be enshrouded in vapor. one hit after the other, no-longer-can-walk-up-the-stairs-without-heaving sort of addiction. she would definitely have a refillable one, cherry-flavored mainly but also a venturer into blueberry ice. she’d yell at you for using disposables, saying how bad it is for the environment, too. giving you shop recommendations where you could get refillables. a very conscious girl.

#astrum asks #i love elaborating on things like these #the secret history #dark academia #henry winter #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #bunny corcoran #judy poovey #richard papen #love this prompt so much #they totally would be #like let’s be serious #aesthetics aside #it’s still nicotine #and it tastes nice

[daily-nicotine]

miss bartender you forgot tongue

#i miss them so :) #nozoeli kissing in front of nic sloppy style during work hours #SHE IS BUSY WORKING #SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE FILTH #mak: hehe id like what shes having (aka the drink) #also mak: miss bartender where is the tongue? where is your spit? i wanted to feel teeth #im stagnating id like to fling myself to the ground and never come back up #drawing on phone so hard so so hard #why not draw on your lappy u ask well setting up the lappy is a hassle and sitting that long hurts me so bad #anyway enough yapping!!!! #ncmk is still strong in me #mein #daily nicotine #nicomaki #nozoeli #love live

[soyochii]

One thousand bad habits, but you are by far the worst <3

#soul eater #dr stein #spirit albarn #spiritstein #The trajectory of my life changed when I remembered I can storyboard fanfics lol #Anyway still in my brainrot era #Yeah nicotine and alcohol addiction are bad but have you ever been in a 15 year long situationship??? #I'm really sorry to the ppl that followed me for HQ!! and YOI i swear that this will pass and i'll be back on my bs #Throwing messy sketches into the void hoping to hit another spiritstein artist lol #my art

[dyslexic-mess]

Danny parents think he vapes. They don't mention it originally because they where 14 once and atleast he's not smoking...BUT his ghost sence inevitably gose off in the house.

Suddenly Danny's parents sit him down for a serious conversation and dannys panicking because he thinks he's been caught and then just:

Danny: *looking terrified*

Maddie: we know, sweetie

Danny: *panic intensifies*

Jack: and before you say anything, your not in trouble

Danny: I'm not??

Maddie: no, sweetie. Obviously we can't say we approve but...I'm sure you have your reosens

Danny: *nearly ready to cry* I...I do...

Jack: we understand you must be stressed but Danno, you can't just vape in the house

Danny: ...

Danny: wait, what?

Maddie: we're not gonna force you to stop, sweetheart, but um-

Jack: but you have to treat it the same you would smoking.

Danny: 0.0

This leads to hyjinx where Danny's ghost sence gose off and now he has to escape a lecture from whichever parent was present like 'Danny, what did we say about vapeing etiquette?' and 'Danny, this is not an appropriate place for that!' But on the hole, it dose save him some explanation when it gose off when there out. Even offers opertunity to leave situations when his mother insists that if he must do that right now, he should go find the smoking aria.

Eventually Danny dose start carrying a 0% Vape pen because the excuse is convenient as he gets older. People are very willing to let him just wander off if it's under the guse of hopping out for a vape and dismissive of him comeing back looking a little dazed. They assume he just over did it a little. Happens to the best of us.

#bek rambles about crap #danny phantom #just a lil idea #also as a note #if you do vape #Im begging you to follow smokeing etiquette #yes its strawberry line flavour #but its still nicotine #and it still lingers where you vaped #it just dosn't smell #dont be second hand niconieaning #its rude #and this is comeing from someone who also vapes

[eyehhole]

tord having a cigarette feat toms hand

#ughh i cant look at it for too long or it starts looking ugly #by the way. id like to think that after the end tord began to really fear fire #but he still has a nicotine addiction going #so the poor guy cant light it by himself #and trusts tom enough to let him do it instead #even though hes essentially the one responsible for his fear #just a thought. iguess #eddsworld tom #tomtord #ew tomtord #ew tord #eddsworld fanart #ew tom #tordtom #eddsworld #ew fanart #eddsworld tord #tom eddsworld #eddswolrd #tord ew

[ive-fallen-and-i-cannot-get-up]

took a while but here’s drummer and naomi

#i was gonna do amos as well #but it was taking so long #so that’s why the composition looks kinda funny #i’m still gonna do amos #but he’s gonna get his own study #sorry this took like 2 weeks #i suddenly got pretty busy #plus for some reason i decided it would be a good time to quit smoking #and nicotine withdrawal is a bitch #turns out i was very addicted #it drained all my motivation #don’t smoke kids #the expanse #camina drummer #naomi nagata #also i was right naomi’s hair was fucking difficult to draw #it’s gorgeous though #i don’t love her hair when she joins drummer on the behemoth icl #but those first two seasons #omg #beautiful

[gideonisms]

ngl having bad brain times. Can you ever physically FEEL the lack of the get things done chemical

#the advice for depression is to do the things that you used to enjoy and wait for them to help again #it's good advice and it does work to an extent but listen #i don't choose when i find things enjoyable i fixate on a topic and everything becomes enjoyable again #it's not like doing hobbies or reading or cleaning or eating meals helps THAT much #it just keeps me busy and sane and makes my body keep working until i get some good brain chemical shipped in #then I'll remember everything i've been putting off but at least i'll be relatively functional at that point #it's not that all the depression tips are useless. i'd be much worse if i didn't do any of them #as it is i've made it over 25 years without even developing a nicotine addiction or a crippling dependence on alcohol #my joints are even still fine mostly and i can tell when to get out of a situation so i can keep living #now i even know when i want to be around someone and when i don't! #i'm basically great at existing i've studied with the masters #still.

[leprosycock]

have you ever considered making a comic?

perhaps…

#the nicotine revamp is gonna be a graphic novel #but as for like fanart i’m not sure i’ve had every intention of doing it before #i was gonna make a long jIud comic about them doing coke #and i might still do that. at some point. #bunnyaskz

[britneyshakespeare]

dallon weekes has a portrait that ages for him in his attic like dorian gray but it also still looks pretty good because he doesn't really do anything wrong

#text post #dallon weekes #stream what love by i dont know how but they found me #seriously ive been a fan of him for a full decade now. man does NOT age #i remember thinking he was old when i was like 14 bc he was in his thirties... boy #42 is still not old but he doesnt look a day older from the first time i saw him #WHAT is his skincare routine #also. yeah ive been listening to his music again (old and new) bc of idkhow's drama being in the news #IM SORRY DALLON THAT YOUVE NEVER HAD A BAND LAST DESPITE DOING NOTHING TO CAUSE THE BREAKUPS LOL #kaily told me ryan seaman was kicked out before reading about it and was like 'oh thats kinda ironic dallon would kick someone outof a band #HE STOLE 26 THOUSAND DOLL HAIRS??????? HOLY FUCK #stream the brobecks stream idkhow and stream all the boys from the nicotine ep by panic! at the disco #oh wait you cant bc br*ndon never put that song on streaming services #despite it being the one of the best twtltrtd era songs... dallon wrote it! #i love dallon weekes he is so handsome and talented

[ohitslen]

I don’t think I’m okay because I went out with my family and one of my uncles had a smoke, and the first thing I thought was “How can anyone ever actually tolerate the smell of this shit around Wolfwood” and completely stopped on my train of thought because. Why was that my first thought and not, idk lung cancer or some shit like that

#when I tell you they have me on a chokehold. THEY REALLY DO… #anything I ever do is connected to them SOMEHOW. more like I always make it about them SOMEHOW #honestly I do think the smell of the smoke would be different specially in Tristamp where they are made out of the worms and stuff #I think. I’m not sure. but that’s my conclusion because I highly doubt there is actually. like enough nicotine for all that #still. it’s burning and the smell isn’t great I’ve never liked the smell of those. but in all honesty there ARE some that DO smell nice #but let’s be honest here do you think that the fucking choo choo train that is WW would buy those expensive ones #I HIGHLY doubt it. no bc it would be funny that WW has so little spare change not bc the EOM doesn’t give him money #but because 90% goes to his cigarettes LMAOOO IT REALLY COULD BE THE CASE— #tagging this properly because I will need this later probably #trigun #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi rambles #trigun maximun

[bbugsy]

she may have a type

#jill valentine #nic cage #nicotine #dead by daylight #likeeee #I’m the one who drew this and I’m still seeing ace haha #but I fear I may be projecting #my art

[diudiudiu]

My AO3 Fanfics

Updates can be slow with what my adhdass brain decides to place focus on but rest assured I aim to complete all my fics. I'll try to keep this post up to date with where I'm at with them.

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Currently working on:

[2024-03-12] reverse the script ch5 (writing...slowly)

In-progress

[M] reverse the script [4/?] - Actor/Celeb AU

Or, in which, Enid is ecstatic when she manages to bag the coveted lead role for the highly-anticipated reboot TV show of The Abrams Family as dark and broody titular character, Winter Abrams. If only she didn’t butt heads so much with her on-screen roommate, but off-screen, rival-ish, co-star.

Working on ch5 with bits here and there for ch5+. Chapter outline is...ongoing constant review lol.

[M] sink your teeth into me (and i'll do the same) [1/7] - Vampire AU

Or, in which, Wednesday finds herself making a deal and living with a rather unconventional vampire roommate.

Bits of ch2 done. Have ideas where it will go but need to figure out rest of outline. Prolly 7-8 chapters.

[E] our immeasurable ties that bind [8/19] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

Or, in which, Enid’s new life under a hidden identity is disrupted when she’s reunited with her child’s uninformed sire.

Finally completed story outline with chapters and rest of planning. Prolly 19 chaps but who knows 🥴

Upcoming (not posted yet)

[E] TBA (the nature of idiosyncrasies pt. 2) [0/1] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

One-shot set post pt. 1, or two-shot if it grows too long. Half-ish done. It is not half done at all lol.

[E] TBA (the nature of idiosyncrasies ABO swap AU retelling) [0/?] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

Plan is an absolute mess but it's vaguely there with a whole bunch of thoughts and ideas. Ch1 is nowhere near done.

Completed

Since I don't have a beta reader, all mistakes are mine and completed fics will undergo ongoing fixing of typos etc. whenever I spot them or have time.

[T] parce que toi et moi, ça fonctionne (même si ça ne devrait pas) [8/8] - Eurovision/Celeb AU

Or, in which, aspiring singer-songwriter, Enid Sinclair, tries to do more than win the biggest international song contest for the glory of France when she meets other front runner entry, Los Locos Addams, from Spain.

[E] the nature of idiosyncrasies [18/18] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

Or, in which, after Pugsley destroys a decent chunk of the Addams’ residence, they take this opportunity to do some redecorating. Upon recommendation by their mutual friend Eugene, Enid takes the project, not realizing it’s the home of her high school, kind-of, crush.

[E] hello there, it's me, the bull in a china shop [1/1] - 5+1 fic

Or, five times Enid tries to seduce Wednesday and the one time she doesn’t.

[T] what was i made for (and does it even matter) [7/7] - Christmas AU

Or, in which, Christmas elf Enid tries to win the ultimate promotion to Santa’s personal assistant by fulfilling one of the most difficult Christmas wishes: finding love for a human Grinch.

#wenclair #ao3 fanfic #feedback and con-crit is always welcome for every fic including my completed ones #please let me know if i have not tagged anything correctly because ao3 etiquette is still new-ish to me #feel free to message me for anything i am always up for chatting #it's so frustrating that i've discovered i'm able to write a hell of a lot more when i'm heavily nicotined up #which explains how i was able to write 150k of the nature of idiosyncrasies in two months but somehow three months for the 5k epilogue lol

[daily-nicotine]

woofnic

#HELLO ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME??? YOUR WONDERFUL AND PRETTY GF???? U PREFER TO WORK??? #NO NO NO NOT ON MY WATCH!!!! #woofnic still lives in me head rent free #shes always there bork bork bork #woofnic will go to diff places and weigh out who would pay attention to her more #of mak keeps this up she will leave!!! smh smh smh #anyone reading good yuri let me in let me in 😢 #love live #nicomaki #mein #daily nicotine #remove this i aint even daily. it's never nicotine now

[species-euphoria-culture-is]

dragonkin is (no n!cotine!!) vaping bc smoke!! breathing smoke!!!

#species euphoria #species euphoria culture #no-nicotine vaping is still bad for you :\ #i'm sure there's some sorta alternative for the smoke-breathing feeling

[transboysokka]

I want to murder my 17 year old brother like I know he does drogas but NOW he’s suddenly smoking cigarettes and what the fuckkkk don’t do that to yourself…

#me and my sister are both still dealing with nicotine addictions and this guy has the AUDACITY…. #like actually quitting smoking was the most physically and mentally difficult thing I’ve ever done in my life and I don’t want that for him #tbh lots of drugs are BETTER than cigarettes #also maybe an unpopular opinion but I think teenagers should NOT smoke weed bc of brain development but id still prefer be stuck to it #tian talks #drugs mention #smoking /

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

That awkward feeling when a PIMI childhood friend sends you an invite to a party in the summer; but you know you’re going to be out of the cult and shunned by then.

What do I even say? Do I lie and say I’ll be there? Do I just not respond?

#exjw #ex jw #I’m not worried about this friend so much; I’m worried about the other friend #because the other friend has awful mental health and not many close friends other than me and maybe one or two other people #This childhood friend is acting very differently than how she did when we were close which could be completely normal #But she seems “spaced out” and very formal whenever I’ve spoken to her (though that could be the allergy meds doing that) #or maybe she knows through her parents through my parents that I wrote about her playlist of “inappropriate” music in my diary #and maybe she got grilled for it #It’s important to note that neither the playlist nor the YT channel were taken down. I can still find them #So maybe she’s not as “in it” as I think she is. But then again she did introduce me to her Bible study so… idk #Maybe it’s a situation of “I’ll take the husband; mom will take the wife; and you’ll take the daughter” but idk #I never had any Bible studies. I went on studies. I got a study shoved off on me when I was eighteen because no one liked her #for being “too much” and “needy” and “not following Jehovah’s guidance and using nicotine patches so she won’t die of a heart attack” #That was a barrel of fucking laughs #(I got reprimanded by the actual sister studying with her #for reading “what happens to your body when you quit smoking” articles to her and encouraging this woman to follow her DOCTOR’S advice) #But I’ve never started a study; nor has anyone passed off a study to me to keep #ex cult