#it’s probably really expensive but

[httpiastri]

there's a prema video where oscar says he's never posted a gym selfie so i desperately need him to take a course at the lewis hamilton insta thirst trap university because i am going insane 🙏🙏

pls “lewis hamilton insta thirst trap university” 😭😭 that’s the best thing ive read all day…. but pls @ oscar it’s time

#i’ll pay for the tuition #it’s probably really expensive but #it’s good for you career #good for your cv (???) #is it cv in English too #either way #good for your fans too 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 #omg when i wrote ‘imagine if he posts vacation pics now’ #he did like 15 hours later #so….. #omg guys imagine if he now posts gym pics out of nowhere 🤣🤣🤣 would be crazy right???? #hoping this works #asks! #anon!

[otaku553]

Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them

A little procrastination doodle

#one piece #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there #ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon #oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years #like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting #straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not #or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they #eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more #also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur #I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean #ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw #also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing #sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets #‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’

[kacievvbbbb]

I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

#Mihawk is a man of whims. #crocodile is crushing screaming pulling out his hair. #I know Mihawk’s government expenses half the reason Sengoku retired. he probably can’t even look at wine anymore #he really thought he was about to get a sensible business partner #and wound up with the most unhinged hedonistic petty man in the New World. #fully have you ever seen this man do paperwork in his life? #Crocodile is trying to run a business while his two partners steadily try to run it into the ground with every frivolous expense #atleast Mihawk brings muscle and the occasional good idea when he’s so inclined. #hawkeye mihawk #cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #cross guild #throwing thoughts to the void #one piece #op

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[popdrop]

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW IN THE BEGINNING, CALE PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY. You may say it's because of how "dangerous" and "trouble packed" their journey will be in the story later on— BUT. I JUST CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MAYBE , JUST MAYBE. He didn't want them to be affected by his "curse" (side effect of WS) whether he knew about it or not. Just consider the fact that he KNOWS what will happen to them and how they'll be fighting for a better world and it'd be MUCH better if he's not there. Just in case he worsens whatever will happen.

He's such an unreliable narrator <3 the Worst Kind Ever.

#cale henituse #you will always be famous #TCF #trash of the count's family #and you might say OH he probably doesnt really /know/ about the side effect but i raise you this #this b//tch was able to rise up to be a commander and an absolute BEAST of a team leader. #with a 0% LETHAL RATE (probably. actually need to fact check that but its somewhere along those lines) #poor b//stard was tired of everyone leaving him and if he can help it #no one will suffer. even if it is at his expense #my point is: he's a smart ass he probably figured out something was wrong with him when people doesnt really get Close yo him and anyone- #who DID f//ckin DIED #he deserves the world and more #though he'd probably pass out if was given a world #'I DONT WANT TO RULE A WORLD! GIVE ME MY SLACKER LIFE!!' he'd say

[rewuyuu]

Thanks for Aventurine art <3

May he come home if you pull for him.

thank you very much, same to you!

my pulls this patch were quite disastrous, but i still have enough to guarantee aventurine and get to one lightcone pity

topaz, robin and sunday though? .........

aventurine please don't rob me of my jades and come home fast

#ask #i will get aventurine but i'm really scared of the upcoming patches because anything besides the monthly pass is way too expensive #normally i just hoard enough f2p jades to guarantee everyone i want but this time i might have to skip someone #probably robin and that's so sad because she's really pretty

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

The idea of real sex sounds terrifying when you realize that someone has to see you naked and you have to shave every part of you body including in places that seem impossible to do so

#is this a vent? #not really #I’ve kust been thinking about it recently #and how I probably couldn’t do it just for the fact #that idk how to shave anything that’s not my legs properly #curse my body for giving me hair in places I don’t want it #and curse capitalism for making waxes expensive

[mitamicah]

SUPRISE! I wasn't done with the käärijä stickers x'D

As I mentioned a while ago I've decided to order some physical stickers to gift to people at the two gigs I'll be attending on the käärijä eu tour :3 (that being the Stockholm and Berlin gigs)

In the end I decided to make exclusive stickers for each event; here they are :3

So if you find me in either Stockholm or Berlin I'll gladly gift or trade with you one of these ^V^ (I have orderes 50 for the Stockholm and 100 for the Berlin gigs so hopefully that's enough x'D)

A bit more about each design under the line

💙💛Stockholm design; Voittaja (eng. winner) 💛💙

I am a petty boy, okay! Also, I felt like we hadn't had enough blonde wig Käärijä so I took matters into my own hand drawing him as the true winner of our heart that he is :'D <3

🖤❤️💛Berlin design; Kiss Your Bros 💛❤️🖤

We can probably all agree that we were well fed on the Joker Out Nordic Tour last week :'D To honor Berlin being known as a great queer city I decided to go for this sweet little neck kiss moment between Jere and Bojan for the Berlin design ^V^

#guess you'd seen the last of me >:3 #no but fr this is the last stickers I promise x'D #good thing I decided to only go for two stickers instead of 13 since oh boy I'd forgotten how expensive prints can be :'D #probably doesn't help that I wanted the biggest size x'D #these two really makes me happy so I hope you like them too :'D #bojan cvjetićanin #joker out #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #käärijä stickers #mine #my own art

[gotchibam]

Just a heads up, I might open commissions soon since I'll need extra budget for the next month! I know I still have a backlog of ko-fi doodles I need to work on but I'll try my best to do them alongside the comms 😤💪💪💪

#i wasn't able to do much of the doodles bc of art block this past few weeks 😔 #tbh I feel like my current workspace is draining so I feel like having a portable device to use for art might help me to be more productive #been thinking of saving up for a tablet so I could work anywhere & anytime i wanted to #I see a lot of ppl use ipad + procreate but apple products are super expensive sooo i'll probably just go for a samsung tab #i've heard the s series work well for drawing? like s6 / s7? #tho I just might go for s9 fe instead since that's the newer version #if you guys have any recommendations abt what tab is good for drawing (that's also budget friendly) pleeeease let me know #i'd really appreciate it!! tysm ;w; #bam blabs

[mettywiththenotes]

I need to know where Dabi got his boots from. I keep thinking about the zipper ring on them

Can we have a flashback chapter of Dabi living on the streets and collecting clothes for his new look? I wanna see him try on clothes, possibly in a montage. I wanna see a page or two where Dabi attempts to dye his hair in a dingy hotel

#me to dabi: WHO ARE YOU WEARING YOU LOOK FABULOUS #honestly i really do love the detail of the ring zipper #this bitch has expensive taste #daddys boy fr #i mean it doesn't really matter and it probably doesn't say much about dabi but #i still love it #bnha #dabi todoroki #touya todoroki #mettys posts #metty posts

[moonsaver]

I need to chew on sunday

#moonink #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr sunday #sunday hsr #honkai star rail sunday #him qnd his wings #prettiest boy #sparkly eyes #golden crunchy halo #probably tastes good too #maybe like.. mango candy #or like those really expensive raspberry candies #or like those ljttle lemon slice candies #my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me #oooohh baby my baby tell your baby that im your baby #my losing dog #my one card that i cant use #the man who's woman drinks tea in the night #he listens to mitski i swear he does

[clove-pinks]

I was in Nashville for a business trip and took this picture of Captain Tom Ryman near the Ryman Auditorium (the original Grand Ole Opry).

My Business Colleagues included an East Tennessee native and several country music fans, I think they got a lot more out of this trip than I did. We accomplished more sight-seeing than I expected—it's not like I came here for fun. Of course I'm more interested in a riverboat captain statue than barhopping! I also enjoyed seeing the Cumberland River on the few times we drove over it, still a working waterfront.

#shaun talks #the other thing i will say about nashville is that it's very expensive and the highways are a nightmare #i don't know why i'm surprised when it has been a tourist trap and 'music city' for a gazillion years #for someone really into country music it's probably worth it #thank goodness i didn't have to drive a vehicle

[jvcmk]

@14dayswithyou I come here to ask for Rendacted to be my boyfriend with marriage in mind, btw. I got the boys here to help me with the serenade.

#Ren #I beg you to say yes #the mariachi was so expensive istg #I literally came back to tumblr for this man #I study cumputer engineering and everything #I also cook and clean(mostly) #I will have you as my pretty little husband and you wont have to work #I have no pride nor shame rn #this man has me in a chokehold #I cant recover after meeting him #14 days with you #This game just made me go back to my fangirl era #I'll probably get really embarrased tomorrow morning for this

[guinevereslancelot]

eye doctor was trying not to scare me today bc i have a sight threatening condition 🥲 it's probably treatable but i need to go to a specialist

#havent been to the eye doctor in six years but i was like okay i need to update my prescription my headaches are getting really bad #and my prescription barely changed so the doctor said it wasnt that #also this other condition doesn't cause headaches either so treating it wont even help :( #tho it does make me light sensitive which is a trigger ao maybe it will help a little i hope #but mostly i hope its treatable #also i have no health insurance so hopefully its not expensive lol #but at least the job search is going well so maybe i can handle the treatment myself #but since i will go blind if its untreated my parents will definitely cover it if i cant i just feel bad #they paid for my appt to get the new prescription today too but that wasn't very much i didn't even get the new glasses #but seeing a cornea specialist regularly to treat a scary condition is going to be expensive 😭 #i dont even know how expensive yet tho #maybe i should make a gofundme or something #this has been a shitpost #im not 100% sure my parentsncan afford it if its expensive #probably depends how far its progressing and how fast andnwhat the cause is and a million other things #but i know it can be difficult and resist treatment 😰 #and its not early for catching it at all

[mildmayfoxe]

great print day 🌞🌸

patreon print for july (patrons get first dibs) | extras in the shop next month

#art tag #printmaking #block printing #block print #relief print #linocut #artists on tumblr #traditional art #patreon tag #photo record #printed lots of rice paper options with this one!! patrons will get first option at those; any extras are special edition #and will probably be more expensive #these aren't the best photos in the world but i can only spend so much time trying to get perfect photos tbh. whatever #really had a gorgeous time printing these; only TWO were misprints. one was my very first test & the other was bc i got the paper too wet #bc it was one of the crinkly ones & i thought i'd have to wet it; didn't have to; it bled instead. but that's ok! worse things have happene

[aroacesigma]

sigzai hc that dazais suicide jokes make sigma rly worried and sometimes send him into a panic attack bc he doesnt want to lose dazai anf the stupid twink realizes it eventually (sigma refuses to say anything bc thats just how dazai copes and he doesnt want to somehow make it worse) and stops making as many self deprecating jokes/becomes more aware of how much he means to people . i dont even know they make me insane

i love them

#asks #autistic-ranpo #i love this headcanon very much actually #dazai is such a smart guy but he doesnt really think about how is actions might affect other people somtimes i think . #hes always thinkig in his twelves steps ahead chess mode but he neglects the little things sometimes #meanwhile sigma . he thinks TOO much about how what he does affects other people . see : the entire casino arc #he takes way too much about everyone else into consideration at his own expense #idk where im going with this but . theyre so very #i dont know how to explain it but a lot of those two are so similar yet so ridiculously far removed from each other and different . #does this make sense . probably not #arghrghrghrghh