#it would fit him sooo much

[hanaaria]

idk what is it about short haired goro but i just dislike it so much. like i understand the whole concept of cutting your hair as a metaphor for starting a new chapter in your life but i think that him growing out his hair would be just as impactful. he can finally let go of the perfect hairstyle he had to have during his detective prince days!!! as well as making himself look more like his mother (who i headcanon had long hair because she could not afford to go to a hairdresser)

let 🙏 the boy 🙏 have 🙏 long 🙏 hair 🙏

#i sure do have some pretty strong opinions about a fictional character's haircut huh #anyways i am a long haired goro truther so post canon goro in my drawings will always have long hair <3 #meanwhile akira. i think he should get an undercut #it would fit him sooo much #i really need to draw my post canon designs for all of the thieves someday #hananans

[bobzora]

clock strike 12

#my art #persona 3 #p3 #minato arisato #makoto yuki #aigis #s.e.e.s #i have been first thinking about making this drawing since... about when i finished fes? and then i started it before reload came out. #long time coming! was a little obsessed with the clock thing will not lie #sooo the only thing from reload that made it in was his little sprout ahoge. moe #anyway I LOVE MINATO ARISATO!!!! MIMI!!!! dies. dies. heart #this drawings kind of huge i actually had to scale it down to get it to fit! lolmao. #also please ignore koromaru i did my best and that's what counts. xoxo #little detail: in the sketching stage i referenced their faces in the scene where they reunite with him :) idk how much that stayed bc i di #not keep referencing that but ! that was something i did. #also if i was better and more awesome i would have thanatos in the top right but your honor. i was not going to fucking do that. <3 #...might edit 2 make this my phone background. maybe #I LOVE YOU PERSONA THREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for coming.

[avoiltaire]

HAPPY (late) HALLOWEEN ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼👻 he's got a bone to pick?!

#GUYS DID U MISS ME 😭😭😭😭 #i missed u guys so much #lol i drew mirae cuz i thought he was fitting for halloween with all that gore #but i actually had a hard rendered makima piece as my original halloween post #i havent finished its backgrounf sooo #oops whateva ill post it sometime #its almost hols for me im so close 😔 #i love zomgan!! its so good #its on webtoon pls go read it #all gore artists should read zomgan bc then they will fall in love with mirae & because mirae is mirae they can draw him completely- #mangled up and it would still be seamlessly canon lol #i literally correctly predicted that he'd use his spinal cord as a weapon.. as a lucky accident.. lol (the chibi) #anyhoo i used gouache brushes for this i think blend is good #csp art #clipstudiopaint #webtoon fanart #mirae on #mirae zomgan #zomgan #cw: gore #guro #gurokawaii #soft guro

[soldier-poet-king]

Playing a drow in bg3 bc I love them and holy shit everyone is SO casually racist to my pc (even the tieflings!!! Another historically persecuted race!!! I expected it at least from the bitchy wood elf druid lady but the tieflings???)

#im literally only at the druid camp and everyone is SO mean>:( #im not even a lolth drow #fran plays bg3 #anyway it kinda fits with my backstory #drow taken by convent as a child and made into a paladin #and by taken i mean straight up stolen by self righteous humam assholes who have to save the evil drow children uwu #anywaym shes uh. confused abt everything. growing up in a convent to be a do gooder #but is like. actuallt. a selfish coward and doesnt wanna be that #so im multiclassing into pact of the fiend warlock #padlock multiclassing my beloved. what is cooler. NOTHING #party rn is just me astarion wyll and gale hanging out doing crimes while wyll and gale disapprove #oops :) #im having a blast :) truly will to live restored i am going to cause problems on purpose:3 #astarion/charis mutusl corruption arc. theyre gonns get worse AND better at the same time #also gale keeps giving me whiplash bc he sounds SOOO much like greg ellis as anders in da awakenings #its NOT him i googled it #but damn this man sounds like cullen as anders FOR REAL #hes kinda hot in a definitely keeping secrets but also magic way #him and periklea would get along soooo well

[kanene-yaaay-o-retorno]

Random au because I can't stop thinking about this:

On the doc Mike and Pac found in the prison said that if Walter Bob completed that specific task he would be free from the jail/no longer a prisoner, right? (MY memory isn't the best so maybe this is a bit wrong but that is what we have for today folks augstwfwywfrqcw)

So

What if one day he finishes the task and Cucorucho with a smile brings him to another federation building and asks him to get into a room

So

Days later Fit is asked to clean a room, no big deal, another day of honest work where he starts lurking around looking for anything that could be useful for him and his mission

And then, in another place that he isn't suppose to be, but that he got into anyway is a... something. In the corner. It's small, it's scared, maybe even trembling a little bit and tired, very tired.

It's an egg.

When he enters, it turns around to face him and Fit freezes for a second because now he can clearly read the name on top of the kid.

"Walter Bob"

Well, he isn't coming out of that building alone.

Also! For fluff purposes! Imagine he bringing him to show Pac and Mike, like, Walter Bob doesn't have the memories of Before but he can't help but feel at ease around those "strangers" and their vibrant, lively energy, especially because they seem to like be around him as well, always full of hugs and itens and new places to show around.

Ramon being a good older brother! Showing him how to explode things and being perfect to bring his more quiet and chaotic side.

The fact that before he couldn’t remember ever having a bed just the cold metal of the cell and the guards shouting and pain and experiments and cold cold cold

But now it's different! Now he has a family, people from everywhere smiling and talking to him and helping and saying strange, kind things like that their house is his as well and that if he ever ever need he could call

And then Forever reforms the NINHO to have another room and Bad calls him to chat while making his buildings and Baghera gives him a bunch of invisible potions so they can hang around listening to gossips and Philza is always chill in letting him visit and Foolish laugh and goof around like nothing could ever go wrong everytime he gets too anxious and Mike and Pac are there and...

And Richas gives him beautiful paintings to put in his room and Dapper show him all his cool animal collection and Leo take him to a train ride and Tallulah helps him to decorate his room and...

And and and

(And the hope is there, it hurts too much to bare sometimes, like it's a knife that already cut him before.

But little by little, with time, the wounds begins to heal)

#this is literally me in despair for any kind of fluff with Walter bob pls mah man already suffered SO MUCH #and yeah I feel like this outcome is very ooc but WELL OH WELL what is this??? logic in my au #??? no thanks I will take the domestic fluff #qsmp #qsmp au #maybe I will write an oneshot for this later #i really just want them to be a big family aaaaa ♡♡♡♡ #walter bob #ALSO THIS GIVES CHANCE FOR PAC AND FIT GET CLOSER I MEAN COUGH COUGH CO-PARENTING AM I RIGHT #watch Mike discovers that fit has a new egg and it's Walter Bob and suddenly getting all his things and moving to Fit's house #w Pac following behind like 'sorry sorry we're all like a package deal now yeah I don’t think Mike is gonna let him go for some time sooo... #Sleepover time :DDDD #(Mike would like to just get Walter Bob and run for it but he doesn’t want to wake any bad memory so :( #also the angst potential of them realizing that he holds no memory of his past. of what they have lived together in that prison. #of Walter Bob sometimes seeing the fed buildings he did and feeling an horrible dread overcoming him for some reason. #the way that he is tired most of the time and how visiting some places makes him have such a strong sense of dejavu #yeah yeah anyway I am. full of thoughts. #Pac #Mike #Fit

[fideidefenswhore]

Anne's ability to hold the king off for seven years is part of her legend. The brilliance of her strategy was to cast herself in the role of the courtly lady, requiring Henry to play to perfect knight. Henry was nothing if not dogged in the pursuit of all the roles in which he cast himself—philosopher-king, warrior, even husband—and 'this persona of courtly lover...was fully formed in Henry and had been signaling...for an answering adept to come and lift its latch. In Anne, he had her: she was the mistress of Petrarchan contraries [...] the perfect [player] for the king's tender interest.'

Renaissance Prince: Elizabeth, Lisa Hilton

#henry viii #lisa hilton #'even husband'- that's all folks closing theme.mp3 #so we see the relevant argument a lot that the seymours 'successfuly' replicated this which is kind of...yes and. no? #tl; dr it is really difficult to conceive jane managing to balance this tightrope for seven years (not to mention. three years thereafter #in a series of increasingly challenging circumstances) #(before edward vi is born i don't think their rise is comparable to the boleyns in the 1530s or the howards in the 1540s insofar as #the promotion of the queen-in-waiting's/queen's family members) #(it can be argued the seymours did maintain for longer bcus there was a plateau. in favour and rise. iyw. after edward vi's birth. or more #specifically: jane's death.) #is it possible? ig we don't really 'know' definitively #but considering anne was a successful intercessory agent even in her role as mistress #and jane was not even as queen. i...highly. doubt #there is of course the mystery of behind closed doors to be considered #(DID either of these women fully 'hold him off'? did they necessarily...want to? #but no pregnancies out of wedlock- well. elizabeth. ig. depending on who you ask- broadly speaking then #would suggest both did. and it's more likely in anne's case despite rumors for both bcus #seven years is a much longer period of time) #tl; dr the original quote is 'her blowing hot and cold was the perfect environment' WHICH #perhaps fits better for that argument- (they were the perfect players for those moments in time~ in henry's psyche as it were... #that by 1536 henry's tolerance for being 'challenged' by his lover had. worn pretty thin #however since we don't have anne's letters. i don't like summaries like that lol #we have no way of judging ourselves whether she was 'blowing hot or cold' or if henry was - maybe even willfully- misinterpreting her #whether they really were 'mixed messages' or henry was mixing them himself bcus they weren't what he wanted to hear #'my great folly' and all that. sooo.......

[sovonight]

sometimes i order a piece of clothing that turns out to be constructed so very carefully for a body that could never resemble my own that tailoring isn't even an option; the only possible courses of action available to me are to tear apart all the seams and attempt to patch it together into something new, which would take far more pain and effort than starting from scratch to begin with and would never be as beautiful as the potential of the original garment, or to just call it a loss and move on. that piece of clothing is bg 3

#bg 1 on the other hand is soooo tailorable-- #not just because it's neutral by default but because of the fundamental belief that modded xan manages to instill in me #that if i could just speak to him outside of the confines of the script's dialogue options for a second... he would understand #like genuinely cringely that belief is present for me and it's why i'm ok dedicating so much time to tailoring him for me #meanwhile i dont believe similarly for anyone in bg 3 #my belief in bg 3 is that the LI would go 'ok bye' or 'but we can still fuck though right' or 'so basically we're just friends' #trying to believe otherwise is SOOO much work. and even if i modded it all... i'd still remember how it was originally! #i need the daydreaming to be effortless. i need to see the potential. i simply don't here #now if someone comes out with a brand new full companion mod--THEN we might be talking #if someone comes out with a full game replacer where bg 1 is recreated in bg 3--THEN i might return #until then?? it doesn't fit right. it doesn't fit right So Badly that there's no fixing it without a disproportionate amount of work

[marthammasters]

I want Dexter Morgan and Gregory House to have a Chat. Not ab anything specific I just want them to be in the same space

#house would make fun of him sooo much ab calling his Thang a dark passenger. Dexter meanwhile is trying to see how he fit- #-killing house annoyingstyle into his code. or idk maybe he’s intrigued #lee postz

[capaldiera]

it was so not the point of mash and would have been jarring tbh but like rn i'm wishing father mulcahy had actually talked about religion in more than just little quips. girl what are your thoughts and what things do you like to focus on. btw

#thinking abiut this rn because i was wondering if theres any particular saints he likes but i think it was kicked off by when i was thinkin #g earlier today about. well i was thinking about heroes again. specifically about the men he grew up around and didnt want to be like and t #he places he looked to for the kind of man he did want to be (reading plato; what he saw of gentleman joe cavanaugh) #and i was thinking about the ways he differed from the other kids (who bullied him) and the kind of kid his dad wanted him to be (to me the #subtext in emphasising how much he used to sit inside reading directly before talking about going to the match with his dad is that his dad #kind of dragged him along and wanted him to be into boxing instead) #and so i was thinking about all that and in listing the plato thing and the boxing match thing. i thought about jesus and how like the chr #istian bible descibes him as gentle and kind and patient and whatnot. and how he fits into that list and like obviously one assumes he is a #role model for mulcahy. lol. but the show doesnt really go there bc thats just not the tone its not what the show is #(not complaining about that it would most likely be done sooo obnoxiously and like its literally not what i want to see on tv) #and then i was wondering about when his religion became really important for him. like given what he seems to feel about his family #and how much he doesnt talk about them. i would assume its a connection he more or less found/established as independent from them #which leads me to think of it as either something he got into later or something which was a refuge for him as a kid. #and like ive thought before about how the things he mentions in heroes Dont have to do with catholicism. and maybe thats just bc it wasn't #part of the story. or maybe its because he just wasnt really looking there for guidance and hope at that point #anyway i dont have answers to any of these questions i was simply turning them over in my head like smooth pebbles in my mouth #me.txt #mashposting #oh i got soo distracted here but ALSO the reason i was thinking about it when i made thsi post is bc i was wondering what stained glass he #likes Lol #for potential use in a joke post i might make

[brokenhardies]

The Arbiter Face Claims

Asa Butterfield (as a child) - James Smith I

Odeya Rush - Jane Doe/Jane Smith II

Sophie Cookson - Jane Smith III

Tarjei Sandvik Moe - James Smith IV

Aimee Lou Wood - Jane Smith V

Chandler Kinney - Jane Smith VI

Zazie Beetz - 'Renee Clayton'/The Arbiter

#OC: Jane #OC: James #story: life on mars #i struggled sooo much w no 4 #while my original actor fit for him #he didnt have that much resources #plus he was like... 5 when the first capaldi season aired lol #tarjei fits better lol #and this makes up for me dropping that jumanji oc who had his fc #tbh i hate how our first 2 look like genderswapped versions of each other that was NOT the plan #caps tw #the plan was for no 2 to have brown hair brown eyes #but i picked the wrong fc for that and im attatched to her current fc #then we get cookson and moe to make up for that #and wood and finally kinney! #i love the fugitive arbiter #i figured the arbiter would be a fitting name for her future incarnation

[yioh]

I HATE SHU SM I LITERALLY HATEEEEE HIS CHARACTER WHY WOULD U EVER DATE SOME STINKY OLD DELUSIONAL MAN INSTEAD OF THE CUTEST MOST PRECIOUS BF MATERIAL GUY WHO SEES U AS HIS EQUAL PARTNER BEST FRIEND AND IS HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU……… kuranosuke x tsukimi literally make my heart ache they deserved so so so much better 😭

#FUCK SHU I HATE THAT GUY HES SOOOO FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE #like he could never ever make his lover happy be so for real😭 #for a show that is so beautifully progressive how is the main love interest such an absolute dick head with no development i just hate his #face and the way he perceives women and treats tsukimi #she would be so loved by kuranosuke😭 she would be sooo much happier w him he would support all her hobbies and encourage it all #he loves her as she is #and i think that’s what tsukimi craves :( they’re such a perfect fit #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

🔥unpopular charles opinion

The thing is, it’s not an opinion, really. The question isn’t meant to be a complaint or a rebuttal or anything. I just genuinely don’t get it! The question goes something like this.

So Charles/Klinger seems to be the one actively disliked ship in the fandom, discounting the h*nn*hawk vs p*erc*ntyre gang war and that one rabidly anti-hawnk person (lol). Most nobody has any love for the ship, because it’s stupid and OOC, of course, but mostly because it’s egregiously obviously racist and gross, which is the critique that seems most common, and to be of most importance to people.

And to be clear, for the purposes of this post I am wholly agreeing with all that! It’s distasteful and immoral and people who are into it are insane, including me. I’m not arguing against this line of thinking, I just wanted to look at its inner logic. Because when I first heard people saying this, I thought, “Yeah, makes sense, Charles is truthfully a terrible person with abhorrent opinions. Nobody watching this already unfortunately bigotry-riddled show is obligated to try and look past that! It is Always valid to hate Charles’ guts.”

But it turns out most of the fandom (I assume it must be most, given how shockingly few people here have blocked me) actually don’t hate Charles, in general. It’s the specific ship, not the character, that’s distasteful. (Not to say any Charles ship is anything resembling popular, but like with most ships, that’s just a result of the general population’s Hawkeye BJ Laser Focus Gaze. I’ve never seen anybody actively dislike these ships when they’re brought up.) And the more I think about it, the more I wonder why, because well. to put it bluntly. It’s not like someone stops being racist when they’re not actively interacting with a nonwhite person.

You know what I mean? I feel like Charles’ bigotry would be a turn off for all of our generally morally sound protagonists, not just one who happens to be personally affected by it. But it only becomes an issue when it involves Klinger. I’ve heard people say that any Charles/Klinger ship fic would obviously have to go out of its way to address Charles’ racism, but I’ve read a few Charles/Hawkeye and Charles/Donna (and Charles / other strange and varied choices too, because of course I have) fics–really, REALLY good fics, that captured the characters very nicely and are very beautifully written–and I’ve yet to find one that discusses The Bigotry In The Room with any degree of seriousness.

(Pssst this is everyone’s chance to absolutely dunk on me by sending me fics that do this if there actually are a bunch and I’ve just never read them because I would in fact LOVE to read some fics with that topic regardless of ship!)

And to be clear, that’s fine with me! I truly do not care. When I read Charles running away to Maine or romancing Ms. Parker and I don’t see his love interests stop to ask “Hey, um, so any updates on the fact that you and your whole family are eugenicists?”, it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, because I just assume that Charles has already gone through the cult deprogramming step of his character development at some point prior to this, and either the love interest in question has already confirmed this off-page, or they are making the same assumption I am. After all, at least in Hawkeye’s case, the mere act of admitting romantic interest in a Democrat from the back of beyond would necessarily imply a shift in values, right?

(Admittedly, for all we canonically know Donna could be a fashy scumlord herself, so this reasoning doesn’t wholly apply there, but it obviously does to her fanon background/personality.) (Which is adorable, by the way. Everyone go check out the collective oeuvre of AO3 user onekisstotakewithme.)

So that’s all cool! It’s just that the same thing applies for me when it comes to Charles/Klinger. If anything, it applies even more, because you can have a fic where Charles’ whole family attend his and Donna’s 2nd wedding (Everyone go check out the collective oeuvre of AO3 user onekisstotakewithme!!!) but if Charles gets with Maxwell in any capacity, his father is at the very LEAST never going to speak to him again, ever. And personally I think that is SO fun and sexy, because Charles’ father is a white supremacist and I want him to die painfully forever and ever amen. <3

I got sidetracked a few times here and I just realized I never actually asked the question, which is, TL;DR: If it’s immoral–or at least gross and nonsensical–to ship Charles/Klinger, because Charles is bigoted, shouldn’t the same also apply to shipping Charles with many other characters too, given that they should logically also have a problem with his bigotry?

For what it’s worth, I have a bit of a theory about the answer to this, all to do with the incompetent way Charles’ bigotry (and other characters’ reactions to it) are portrayed in canon and the deeper Doylist factors that I think forced the showrunners into writing it like that, but I wanted to stay strictly on the topic of fandom attitudes for now, because it may be niche and silly, but I find it interesting. And I’d love to hear other people’s thoughts on it!

#Did this sound rude? Was I totally incoherent? Is everyone mad at me now? All these questions & more swirling around in my brain right now #It seems like such an obvious thing I feel stupid even bringing it up because there must just be some huge thing I'm missing #but I can't figure out what it is! #There was so much more I wanted to bring up here as I said but I had to Stop haha #like sometime I also want to do a post on how most people seem to envision Charles fitting back into his family and his old life very well #and I always picture the exact opposite! Not just from a ''what I would want to have happen'' POV but also just #what I think would complete his arc in a satisfying way and build on the things that happened to him in canon #not saying he's gong to go home and become a commie immediately (ah! if only!) and I think he WOULD try DESPERATELY #to have everything be exactly the same. but I just don't think it would work! #like Margaret and unlike BJ or Hawkeye his pre-war life was not built on healthy sustainable or even ethical foundations #and that life is going to collapse in on him! #but ghdsjkgdsj STOP I will make a separate post later. enough controversy for today I'm sleepy #(but I also do SOOO want to make a post examining the insane inconsistencies in how the protags treat Charles and his bigotry cause it's #SIMPLY RIDIC #) #Hawkeye when he wants to have a little bonding moment with Charles: #I can excuse racism but I draw the line at failing to flirt with a 6'4'' millionaire. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! #and the thing is Maxwell also does this. but of course THAT isn't ok. wheezing. #Charles: god I fucking HATE [checks the list of protected minorities to find an ethnic group that's not on there] uhhh MEDITERRANEANS #Max who is used to long odds and is already mentally rehearsing his teary ''But officer! My husband was in that house!'' speech: #haha yeah ok Major. I think we are soulmates btw :) #THIS POST IS A DISASTER. APOLOGIES TO EVERYONE AND HAVE A NICE DAY. #Charles Emerson Winchester III #MASH #Starky loves answering questions #marley-manson #CHARMAX #Starky's Original Posts

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

#personal post (?) #*slaps roof of my head* this bad boy can fit SO MUCH CRINGE #Fun stories: #6 year old me crushed so hard on the 10th doctor that I would be sitting in my room WAITING for that man to wisk me away on an adventure #*I wanted* to be Rose Tyler #like that was my dream job #also though I crushed of Sans I never shipped him with me #however I did make a Sans au oc of my own and ship him with underfell #that’s a story for another time but I still think fondly of that oc #he worked at McChickBurger Belldys #and people kept coming in asking for pizza #which was obviously the ONE thing they didn’t have #so he’d straight up resort to murder because he got sooo annoyed #ngl I’d probably still crush on dr. flug to this day IF I COULD WATCH THE SHOW 😭😭😭 #IM OKAY WATCHING IT IN SPANISH I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO SEE IT PLEEASSEEEE #my friends gave me ship names (to my dismay) for two of these characters and they are the worst names ever #Mord and Meatley #it’s just… ☠️

[solarcas]

Solar belovedddd <3333 deancas halloween costumes. thoughts?

Tali my dear hello!!!! Oh we're planning halloween costumes ahead of time this year huh how well thought out <333

Ohh these are GORGEOUS the boys would look AMAZING in these!!! I can definitely see Cas going full on Amor to win Dean's heart hehe 💘😇 i think he deserves a more flowy skirt tho so it can go all whoooosh when he spins around I think he would love that!!!

And Dean's silly little hat omg i love it it sparkles theres hearts on it!!!!! 💖💖💖

#wait rthe shfkfvej the one on the right are. are the sides cut out egsaownwehdkbend #oh my god #cas would complain abt the plush wings on his back annoying him all evening but dean keeps giving him silly little grins bc he like the #angel fit on cas sooo much so he'll tolerate them a while longer #asks #tali tag 💗 #to draw

[boygirlctommy]

it’s been a month and a half since no cause for concern was discontinued but I still can’t close the tab :(

#my post #it would feel like saying goodbye :( #oh ncfc oh ncfc.... #the fic of all time fr fr #there is simply none other like it #<- ignore the 1500 fics on ao3 tagged w ‘vigilante tommy’ #LISTEN she had the most cliche premise BUT IT WAS SOOO GOOD OH MY GODDD #chapter 21 still haunts me ;-; #also the fact that t.ubbo climbs into the vents??? to hide????? FREQUENTLY???????? #LIKE HED BEEN IN THE CITY FOR 2 WEEKS HOW OFTEN DID HE HAVE RO HIDE FROM SC.HLATT THAT HE KNEW THE WHOLE SYSTEM BY HEART???? #at least we got a ‘we’re like brothers’ ‘don’t say that I’ll cry’ before it ended.... :(((( #ough. #ch 29 when tmmy gets shot ToT and THATS when he reveals to will that he’s theseus. bcus he didn’t want to die without telling him SOBBINGGGG #AND THEN WHILE HES IN A COMA WILL HAS TWO CHAPTERS OF TRYING TO SORT OUT HIS FEELINGS ON THAT. HOW HIS GRUDGE AGAINST VIGILANTES DOES AND #DOESNT FIT WITH HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT TMMY LIKE AUAHSGAJAHKAI #AUGHHHH #I MISS THIS FIC SO BAD

[horrorartsworld]

hell’s little maid

alastor/f!reader

warnings: 18+ nsfw content mwhahaha

You had been recently hired as a maid at none other than…The Hazbin Hotel.

Not that Niffty’s neat-freak tendencies and murderous intent towards bugs wasn’t enough, they just needed the extra hands incase more sinners were willing to stay at this little ray of sunshine on the top of the hill.

Though Hazbin’s Facilities Manger seemed to have the upmost closest eye on you.

It wasn’t that he was suspicious of you, oh no, it was the maid uniform that Charlie had picked out for you. The poor girl must’ve gotten it down by the porn studios because it seemed to fit you in ways that had Alastor barely keeping his usual gentleman like composure.

The way you would bend over in it to pick something up. Tits practically spilling out the top and the skirt would ride up just enough that he would sneak a peak at the back of your thighs and if he was lucky he’d get a glimpse of the delicate fabric of your panties hugging your pretty pussy making him grip his mic tighter to the point his knuckles turned white.

Alastor felt like he could never get away from you in these moments of hot anguish even when he desperately needed to.

“Do you need a cleaning sir~?” Your soft voice startled him as he was deep in thought.

You stood there sweetly infront of him as if you weren’t a sinner at all. Doe eyes shining bright up at him with your feather duster in hand.

“N-no not today my dear….” His voice seemed more huskier than usual making you tilt your head at him curiously.

“Are you alright sir? You seem kind of….flustered”

He clears his throat as his undeniable heat was getting to him, practically hurting in his pants, especially with you being this close and sooo desperate to know what’s going on with him.

“Y-yes now if you’d excuse me…I have something to take care of” He tries to avoid your gaze and your body as he starts to slip away.

“Wait!” Your sudden outburst made you blush as you realized you grabbed his wrist without permission.

Alastor’s body went into overdrive at that moment pushing you up against the nearest wall with much need. Sending surprised gasp to fly out from your lips.

“A-alastor~”

“Shhhh darling…It’s alright I just need to make a few…well adjustments to this uniform of yours…”

One of his long claws coming out to slowly tease at the white ribbon holding your top together. He leaned in closer pressing his body against yours as he swiftly undid it letting your breasts fall out of it. Making a satisfied crackle come from the radio demon as he then looked up at your face to see your cheeks turning pink.

You would’ve never expected him to be like this let alone have this lustful gaze in his eyes for you.

He chuckled seeing how needy you were becoming as he then started to roll one of your nipples between his fingers making you whimper softly.

“Such a pretty girl frrmee~” He purred with a little pop of static in his voice.

Before you know it you’re a crying mess. Delicate hands holding onto his antlers for dear life as he fucks you mercilessly with his face buried in your chest. Feeling his sharp teeth nip at your skin every now in then when you got too loud.

He had looped his arms under your thighs picking you up off the ground as he made it his mission to have the tip of his cock hitting your g-spot at such a delicious angel it had you babbling hyms.

“O-ohhh…alastorrr!~” You squealed feeling your mixed juices drip onto the floor knowing damn well you’ll have to clean that up later.

His thrusts becoming relentless as your pussy clamps down on his cock already seeing how much he needed this. Needed you a mess with him so deep inside you, in that skirt, with it bouncing to the rhythm of your bodies colliding.

His nails started to dig into the plush skin of your thighs once you started to get close to the edge making a low growl admit from Alastor when one more deep thrust was all it took to have you cumming all over him with his name being the only thing rippling out of your throat as your body shutters profusely with your release.

Approaching his own climax you notice his antlers increasing in size as well as his eyes reddening with each thrust in to your now sensitive hole. Teeth snarling as he then bites down on your shoulder causing a little blood to admit from it, his tongue darting out to lap it up before any of it can trickle down.

He buries himself deep inside as he reaches his lengths end and lets you put your feet back on the ground, your legs feeling quite wobbly in which he takes notice giving you his arm to hold onto while you both put yourselves back together. Though your poor top couldn’t be salvaged with it having a large slash down the middle, not noticing Alastor had even done that making you pout, which made the demon chuckle at you then hand you his coat to cover up as he led you to his room to take care of you for the rest of the night.

“You know dear…I did tell Miss Charlie that was an inappropriate uniform…”

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